Here's the stuff we found when you searched for "you are such a good friend that I would like to toss you off a walkway right now"

• Would you take your shoes back now, i think I know what it is like to be you.
• If we're such good friends
• I Came Out Here To Have A Good Time And Honestly I Am Feeling So Attacked Right Now
• A coat is a thing that keeps the rain off your skin. Why would you want a thing like that?
• How would you like it if they took your subculture and made it a theme night?
• Questions you never asked, but now that I mention it, yeah, that's a good point
• Right now,
• If this were in person, I would have kissed her now
• Friend, you have a lot to learn if you think loving me would be a bad idea.
• Our obsessions almost killed me, but now here we are, talking like normal human beings
• There are many things that I would like to say to you but I don't know how
• For my good friend, with child.
• I would like to file a complaint corona haiku
• I don't believe in the end of the world. I only believe in right now.
• Would you take your shoes back now?
• i wear headphones even though i would desperately like to meet someone
• Like a really good sex
• Letter from a good friend long far-flung
• Would you like to try a sample?
• What would existence be like for a child born with no senses?
• I would like for love not to kill me, please
• Mother and I Would Like to Know
• Nice to smell like the same good thing
• Would you mind terribly if I kissed you now?
• Right now I am floating
• Right now, I'm wishing for fireflies
• Of course I'll love you forever, provided we have sex right now
• what will the internet be like five hundred years from now?
• Good now
• Letter to a good friend long far-flung
• It always smells good after the rain. It's raining hard now.
• Would you like fries with that?
• if everyone were 10% more good, there would be a 90% reduction in evil
• The sort of person you would describe as having a good personality
• Things are more like they are now than they ever were before
• I would love for you to come to me with Christmas lights around your head, late night like a ghost
• I would like to spiritually attune your face with my knee
• Would you like to penetrate her shell, insinuating yourself among the pages of the books she is reading?
• Your words are delicious and enticing, and I would save them all like love letters
• I would like to step out of my heart and go walking beneath the enormous sky
• If you would like to contact DMan
• E2 is like getting old, having friends die, and running into them on the street
• I would like to see your little bits
• you just hauntin 'round like a shadow now
• Reasons why I am ecstatic to be alive right now
• That's a valid point, but right now we're focusing on...
• I don't think I would want to date her now, anyway
• Now I, even I, would celebrate...
• I would like to return this bread because I don't like it
• if i'm right, you'll be here to read this any day now
• Right Where You Are Sitting Now
• That man has writer's block but I don't know if I'm him right now
• Absolutely right, well done. And now, your next question is ...
• and now it's gone like a dream
• Even if they're really good friends, you shouldn't trust a couple hundred friends with your secrets
• It is not often that someone comes along who is a true friend and a good writer.
• I might fall into good sleep like swimming
• Good girls who look like bad girls
• My friend is dating someone who likes him far more than he likes her
• My friends, I bring you the good news: Jesus Christ made a fucking sandwich
• On divorce, and the difference between right and good
• Two of them. Hovering there like bloated gas giants in the heavens. Good God, it was beautiful.
• The Good and The Right
• The whole world smells like a laundromat and bud. Good bud, bud that makes you feel like the early days. Take your bong to the laundromat. Pass it around.
• Nodes your Grandma would have liked
• like any good glue, sanity cures in the heat of the sun
• Good Friday Agreement : Human Rights
• I would a thousand times rather have had a simple cheap sandwich with a friend
• Half-sour pickle
• I'm feeling like a custard now
• Mind without body
• I would like to sit in a coffee shop with a notebook, two pens, a carton of cigarettes, and you
• We would like to apologize to the following people and stick in some amusing messages
• Would you like a doughnut?
• I would really like to beat the crap out of someone
• In the future, hairstyles will be just like they are now
• Hello, my name is... Would you like to have sex?
• Like A Friend
• She told me I looked like a Henry, and this is how she would know me
• All the while he was talking she was thinking what his whiskers would feel like on the back of her neck
• what would you like?
• All my friends are nonconformists. They all dress like me.
• Platonic friends are always right
• Would you like a Wah-Burger to go with those Crys?
• it wouldn't be so bad if people like you would have become ghosts too
• And I cannot see your soul hovering here, where I would like to
• it's like something big is happening right in front of us but we can't see it
• she likes to dance on the edge. it's all she's known and she won't change now
• Right here and now
• Yes me, right now
• I hate myself right now
• I see it on the TV and I laugh out loud, but it's the way I feel right now.
• I'm angry, and tired, and sad, and I just don't want to deal with it right now, so fuck off
• I gotta go right now. Someone is videotaping me in my spaceship.
• Right Here, Right Now
• All right, I'm God now. How do I get out of this mess?
• Why don't we all just cut the crap right now
• There is no smiley for the emotion I feel right now
• Open source cars would be doing 200 mpg by now
• Oh be a fine girl kiss me right now sweetheart
• why is it always right now?
• Someone has writer's block but I don't know if I'm him right now
• If I died right now
• I dream of a language whose words, like fists, would fracture jaws
• lunch with a good friend
• A Good Friend
• My Fine Feathered Friends, Chapter 7: It is a Good Day to Fly
• He's a good guy friend
• Now That's What I Call Quite Good
• what is good is not always right
• Lunch, two good men, books, how much I like them
• Now is the time for all good men to come to the aid of their country
• I assumed we would not even be friends
• I'm good enough, I'm smart enough and doggone it, people like me!
• The good crew will know what its captain would do
• A Pity. We were such a good invention.
• If I was any good at this, I would be getting paid
• What I would do If I knew what was good for me
• You can't quit now. It's just getting good.
• That I Would Be Good
• I never thought it would be like this
• If there were more people like you, there would be less people
• You're not a good person. You know that, right? Good people don't end up here.
• It seemed like a good idea at the time
• TV 'Friends' make for good friends
• For future reference, when in eternity or insanity; dreams I would like to have
• If you would like to hear a duck quack, press 7
• ex-girlfriend is my best friend and now she's getting married
• Perhaps you would like to meet your evil twin!
• I mean these words come out of him like the right music
• When that cow would walk it was like she was dancing
• I know that all the cannabis activists would like you to believe differently but
• It seems like the right thing to do
• Now that there is no hell, evil folks like you just get reincarnated as McDonald's register jockeys
• Would you like an OS with that?
• I would like to have emotions
• You meant for this node to be read by me, and I would like to respond
• Would you like to see me masticate?
• I like you. Now let me tell you all my flaws.
• Would you like a cup of coffee?
• Would you like to know more?
• I would like to bring you here
• I would like to buy you a drink
• You are talented; I would like to make love to you
• I would have liked thunder when she left
• Might be like leftovers. Would not taste the same, however sweet.
• I would like
• Life is uncertain. Would you like dessert first?
• Love Like Now
• for now, I like it fine
• Would you like to see my gingerbread house, Gretel?
• he looks a little like you... so i would rather talk about other pretty girls
• Would You Like To Play Again?
• What I really would like to do is put Everything into a drawer
• Just to see what it would be like
• Places a local (like me) would take you to in New Orleans
• How to drive a friend mad, and still feel good about yourself
• Madness drips from the walls like the wax of weeping candles, and written in the residue is the question: Where Are You Now?
• I Would Like to Hear Your Thoughts
• What would an Octopus society look like?
• Racing friends with fragile self esteem, or: A good way to get yourself killed
• If there were more people like you, there would be more people
• I would like for you to make your arms for me the way you make your bed for you
• like stars burning holes right through the dark
• Glad To Have A Friend Like You

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