Findings:

• too much anthropomorphizing can be dangerous
• I have never been sure that you knew quite how much I loved you
• What if I had never met you? How much the poorer would my life have been.
• Having gotten myself into a position where I can have my cake and eat it too, I feel a strong compulsion to get up from the table
• You can never be too rich or too thin
• Having gotten myself into a position where I can have my cake and eat it too, I feel no compulsion to get up from the table
• i've never wanted to die, only things i can never have
• Can I masturbate too much?
• It is never too late to be what you would have been
• I have too much to say
• I can't get a haircut today because I have too much free time
• I can hear your thoughts much too clearly
• How can I need kisses I have never felt?
• Something I Can Never Have
• Why engineers and scientists can never earn as much as business executives and sales people
• You have far too much time on your hands
• Why is it we desire that which we can never attain?
• How much more can we bear?
• Seven words you can never say on television
• Come the Rapture, Can I have your Car?
• Bitch Better Have My Money
• "Takeoff?" he said. "Can we handle that much torque?"
• And I would have gotten away with it, too, if it hadn't been for you meddling kids!
• I may have cellulite, but I can still put my ankles behind my head
• war trophies for people who have never been to war
• Seeing too much blue
• too much
• Though I walk through the valley of the shadow of death, I shall fear no evil -- for tonight I have broken my own heart, and my soul is too empty to be afraid.
• Can I have your autograph? (category)
• Invest only money you can afford to lose.
• Never chew on a soda can tab
• The smell of kittens that have been careless; the flowers and the beer cans emerging from the snow.
• My Bitch Better Have My Money
• I always knew I would have a 21st birthday but I never thought I'd be 21
• My finger can point to the moon, but my finger is not the moon. You don't have to become my finger, nor do you have to worship my finger. You have to forget my finger, and look at where it is pointing.
• Can I have a light?
• I have no money and I must pay
• it wouldn't be so bad if people like you would have become ghosts too
• I am not gay. I have never been gay.
• Laughing Too Much (user)
• The lady doth protest too much, methinks
• I sometimes think I am too much
• I've never asked a heart for rent money
• Yesterday, I believe I would never have done what I did today.
• I have a small penis. How can I sexually pleasure a woman?
• You can never go home again
• from where I stand I can see they have already won
• Can God create a boulder so large He can't have anal sex with it?
• You can never really escape the fire
• Even a Doll Can Seem To Have a Soul
• if you're going to pontificate, can I at least have a drink
• The Hedgehog Can Never Be Buggered At All
• you can never quarantine the past
• Goddammit, I should never have built that giant killer robot
• You Should Never Have Asked Him About His Job!
• I never thought I'd have something to say
• You never can tell
• Don't ever lie. If you lie to your friends, they won't trust you, and you'll have nothing, and you'll never be safe.
• Her heart's too real to not have its own beat
• We're bandaging wounds you'll never have.
• Too Much Coffee Man
• How to save money and help the earth too
• You Worry Too Much
• You take up too much space
• Obsession hurt too much
• Too much school makes us crack
• We are scarred, grizzled veterans of wars you'll never have to fight
• Never coin a phrase if you can help it
• All the Pain Money Can Buy
• Knowledge can never be certain
• I have to get up early and do laundry so I can wear something nice to the weirdo sex club
• Mister Obama can I have a pony
• If they can get you asking the wrong questions, they don't have to worry about answers.
• I can feel the heat coming off my neck when I think too hard.
• Who needs love when you can have death?
• Money can buy happiness
• I'll keep calligraphy (you can have the flying spaghetti monster)
• the god that can be killed was never god in the first place
• You have much to learn, Grasshopper
• Somewhere I have never travelled, gladly beyond
• How can I comfort you when it breaks me too?
• Having knowledge is not the same as having understanding. You can have all the pieces in front of you and still not be able to put the puzzle together.
• I have never
• When I too long have looked upon your face,
• Intellectual property laws have gone too far
• Things that have never been said in the entire history of man
• I can never ride the bleeding edge of technology!
• Using a command line
• Have you ever wondered how many gears a car can have? Or: My experiences with an East German vehicle
• Why beverage cans have concave bottoms
• The mighty have fallen, and I don't feel too good myself
• Your radical ideas about many things have already occurred to others but have never been articulated in a fashion so accessible to current generations
• some people are so poor, all they have is money
• Never underestimate the impact you have on your fellow human beings.
• Never meddle in the affairs of wizards, especially before they have their coffee
• i am a seedling. i don't even understand how much i have yet to learn.
• Would I have hid myself away if I had known I'd never be found?
• I Have Never Known a World
• If I had the money I would get lost. God knows I have the time.
• Most American kids have never separated tortillas
• all that time, all those threads, weaving through something that must have been far too confusing to enjoy
• Never, never in my life have I seen such a ridiculous looking instrument of death
• What you should REALLY do when you have too many votes on your hands.
• money never sleeps (user)
• The beggar who was too rich for my money
• If I didn't ask, I'd never know (how much you hate me)
• Too much information
• Too Much Light Makes The Baby Go Blind
• Too Much Joy
• calculating how much money you are making while pooping
• I think I think too much
• The World is too much with us
• Too much spring
• Too much bandwidth
• Working in a library is never as much fun as you think it might be.
• Never in the field of human conflict was so much owed by so many to so few
• How much money do you make?
• She may be pretty and have more money than me but she doesn't write songs about you.
• As Much As You Can
• How can an atheist have morals?
• I have to wonder how this can be a metaphor for my life
• God, do you think I can have a nephew this time?
• Never attribute to malice that which can be attributed to stupidity
• I miss you can I have the ground back now
• Playing the guitar can cause RSI
• I can never be sure if it was real or just another illusion
• I never bend what I can break
• You too can spend four years
• you never can tell with bees
• Look, look! I can write inane bullshit too!
• we have learned all that we can from anal probing
• Rampant mass consumerism is so evil. Hey, can I have a sip of that Frappucino?
• I can only pray that, when I finally leave, I will have done little enough damage to be totally forgotten
• Can I tell you how much I want to smoke you, like this cigarette?
• Money can't buy happiness but the lack of it can cause a lot of misery
• I can write, too.
• we can give up, but the world never will
• you can't you can never be sure. you die without knowing.
• Some days are magic, and I can do anything. The other days, I just have to wait, and hope it comes back.
• You can never get away from yourself
• You can have great armfuls of just such roses as these.
• You can never become anything if you're not good at math
• How can we have a Y2K problem in a country with both Microsoft and Intel?
• if a cycle can be broken, then it will have been worth it
• it is a new dawn and I am a new me, this you can have if you want
• Redemption is very much like vengeance. Redemption has more valor, and is more satisfying if you obtain it. But if you chase it blindly you can waste yourself completely.
• Only in the dark can we see the lives we have lost
• I can do much better than this
• Because the weather is always beautiful, they don't even know that storms can be beautiful too.
• I have never let my schooling interfere with my education
• Never go to a doctor whose office plants have died
• A story about a picture can only say so much, even in a thousand words or more
• Can we have a metaphysics of frogs?
• You need a license to have a dog, but any idiot can have a child
• Potatoes saved my life they can save yours too
• I cannot produce a definitive list of everywhere I have been, but I can say that I have seen a whole lot of nowhere
• Men have feelings too
• Skinny people have it bad, too
• A reason to drink
• I have too many clothes
• Plants HAve Rights, Too!
• I have never felt more alive
• Phone books have never been this exciting!
• My brain and I have never fully communicated
• Is it possible to miss something you have never experienced?
• Never imagine you have any idea what you're attracted to
• You are never dedicated to something in which you have complete confidence
• To think that there are kids today that have never used a joystick
• AOL-Time-Warner-Disney-God will eventually get everybody's money, and no one will have to get shot
• I love you so much that I have to break up with you
• Questions we will never have answers to
• I have a most elegant proof of that, but this node is too small to contain it
• You can check out any time you like, but you can never leave.
• Never trust anything that can think for itself
• I have gone too far. I have been thinking, this is my life. Well, not yet.
• Most Americans have never tasted real cinnamon
• you have never been safe
• I have never talked to you, yet I hate you
• I have never held such sins against them the way that I hold them against you
• Must never have dated my friend Emily
• How to have a great vacation in China without money
• I have no scars. I have never loved.
• Though I may not have lived a virtuous life, at least I can say I've lived

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