Findings:

• You have had sex with all the people your partner has had sex with
• How does the Military Selective Service Act apply to individuals who have had a sex change?
• General sexuality newsgroup
• Even the tides have more friends than you
• I'm probably the best lover I'll ever have
• Baptist fear of dancing
• few have known and fewer have shown
• we're part of something bigger than any one of us. i just feel lucky to have been chosen.
• How many a dispute could have been deflated into a single paragraph if the disputants had dared to define their terms.
• Of course I'll love you forever, provided we have sex right now
• Americans have more than 40 words for boobies
• How to have lesbian sex
• Two virgins about to have sex
• Karl Marx must have had a lousy job
• There are worse things than to have a great injustice done to you
• How Pac-Man and Ms. Pac-Man have sex
• Penises have higher bandwidth than cable modems
• Why women have ridiculous amounts of shoes
• Why have there been no great women artists?
• If I had the money I would get lost. God knows I have the time.
• Men seek effortless sex, women seek the chase
• Better Than Sex Cake II
• Stale, preconceived notions about the way women feel about sex
• Men get turned on by lesbians much more than women get turned on by gay men
• Your version of my story is probably so much better than the real one anyway.
• if you have had your midnights
• Why couldn't it have been an action picture that had just started?
• The "How many partners have you had" question
• Sex with a chicken
• Having an S on a transcript rather than a B
• Questions I have had today
• I would have attempted to draw her if she had stayed that way.
• Why black women have so few wrinkles
• Sex in a small car
• I may not have had enough of me but I've had enough of you
• I'd rather have a bottle in front of me, than a frontal lobotomy
• She may be pretty and have more money than me but she doesn't write songs about you.
• Can God create a boulder so large He can't have anal sex with it?
• I have to get up early and do laundry so I can wear something nice to the weirdo sex club
• Hello, my name is... Would you like to have sex?
• Sex and death have both spat me out like spoiled milk for the same reason. I was not afraid.
• Better than Sex
• I would have cooled this if you had written it
• Tickling is better than sex
• Why do gays think that men would rather give a blow job than sex to a complete stranger?
• Why women's pants have no pockets
• Men make more money than women
• It takes more than good memory to have good memories
• How many lives could have been saved had we just said "Please" more often?
• It would have been an excellent story but I had to get off the train
• What kind of year have YOU had?
• We have had enough of your beige
• You should have killed me when you had the chance
• If America Had a War on Sex like it Does with Drugs
• Don Quixote had his windmills, I have my helicopters
• Would I have hid myself away if I had known I'd never be found?
• If it had been able to, the light would have smiled
• And that's why I won't have sex with you
• Animals people have sex with
• Baptist jokes
• Do female homosexuals have it easier than male homosexuals?
• Women athletes shouldn't have to compare themselves to men for acceptance
• Do not have sex with horses. Seriously, don't.
• Prices should have no more than 2 significant digits
• What if I had never met you? How much the poorer would my life have been.
• Warmer winds than this have frozen sunnier days
• I don't want to risk endangering the cheap, meaningless sex we have
• If you had swerved a little to the right, you'd have missed it
• Women should have become revolutionary a long time ago
• If your hand is larger than your face you have cancer
• It's better to be heartbroken than to have a heart not worth breaking
• And that's why we don't have sex in the nose
• Or he'll just kick me in the face and scream abstract noises and dance around outside in his underwear and have sex with the neighbor's dog and try to fly by jumping off the toilet
• Help! I'm going to have sex
• I'll pretend I just cursed myself by saying this, so when it doesn't happen I have something to fall back on other than you
• I have had enough of Survivor
• Everyone wants to have sex with Batman
• Cookies have more calories than TNT
• I have children; therefore I am better than you
• I would have leapt at the innuendo you had strewn at my feet.
• Weird shit you tend you have sex with while in the forest
• There is probably a better explanation than the insidious hand of Big Stall
• If the field of AI had tried building footballers rather than chess players, how might it be different today?
• Talking about money is more taboo than talking about sex
• Better Than Sex Cake
• Why chocolate is better than sex
• When sex hurts (women)
• Better Than Sex: Confessions of a Political Junkie
• Comfort women
• Why Women Are Paid Less Than Men
• Things that are better than sex
• Sex: What's in it for women?
• I would a thousand times rather have had a simple cheap sandwich with a friend
• If you had to invent a language with no more than one hundred words
• fewer
• I had not thought death had undone so many
• I had an Everything dream an hour ago
• If I had a nickel...
• Of course we had it tough
• The best teacher I ever had
• What I Didn't Learn in Church Last Sunday (and wish I had)
• I had pleasant times as well
• Oh My! I had an Everything Dream!
• If I Had $1000000
• If I only had a brain
• Neatest trip I've had
• if I had my druthers
• If I Had My Life To Live Over
• I had a really good time tonight
• If your life had an accompanying musical score
• This is just pure cool! It's cryptic, mystical, lovely. I had no choice!
• Until today, it really pissed me off that I'd become this totally centered Zen Master and nobody had noticed
• Was I nearly as anti-consumerism as I had initially thought?
• If I had a rocket launcher, some son of a bitch would pay!
• How I had a Vision of Lineland
• Gene Simmons Never Had a PC
• A conversation I had with myself once
• Why the record album HAD to give way to the compact disc
• If I had the nerve, I would ask you
• When you had left our pirate fold
• The Message of King Sakis and the Legend of the Twelve Dreams He Had in One Night
• I had cool friends in high school
• if you had it as an option, would you take it?
• As if we had been sitting next to each other for years
• If I had a monkey, I'd give it a gun
• Why Kurt had to go out the window
• I, though I brought no fuel, had desire
• Opening the cold vats, we saw what we had done
• But where the bones had landed, things began to grow
• I just had this thought of summer past
• The seizure I had last night
• The Little Girl that Had Been Dead for a Hundred Years
• I had names for all of those places, but I can't remember them
• I once had a cavity
• They had been expecting me
• What do you say to someone who has just had an abortion?
• Eyes that had a way of making time stop
• You couldn't fool your mother on the foolingest day of your life even if you had an electrified fooling machine!
• Al Capone had soup kitchens
• You had better...!!!
• I Had No Right
• I had to bury the cat somewhere....
• What the Wizard had to say.
• The Girl Who Had Everything
• The Boy Who Had Everything
• The South had the right to secede from the Union
• Miss Lucy Had a Baby
• The Scots Confession: Chapter 7
• I wish I had something worth hiding
• a leg had bared itself
• Three horrible old women and a monkey
• She had eyes like the Blue Screen of Death
• I had been hungry all the years
• Empty at last she had room to unfurl
• I was the worst lay you ever had
• Twelve dreams I had in one night
• To John Bartlett, Who Had Sent Me a Seven Pound Trout
• My Life had stood -- a Loaded Gun --
• What if we had duels instead of wars?
• The walls she had built around herself cracked and crumbled
• We had a record label
• The things we always thought, yet never had the courage to speak
• I used to complain that I had no shoes, until I met a man that had no feet.
• When Askeladden and the Troll had an Eating Competition
• The girls had gone wild and now my dad's cock was missing
• I've had a drunken kebab and loved it!
• If Eve Had Failed to Conceive
• I wanted to eat; I had fir-trees
• Yesterday's troubles had not yet turned into today's worries
• What some stuffy Victorians had to say about poetry

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