Findings:
- Great Truths About Life That Children Have Learned
- When I tell stories about you I have to use my hands
- Shall I tell you stories of other stars: stars that you love, that deserve your love. Stars that do not disappoint, and disgust, and disgrace your love. Oh, I have hope they exist for your sake!
- A thousand years from now, we should have coffee and tell stories while the world disintegrates
- Stoned music memories
- The songs that break you down and the stories that they tell
- I read my life story twenty times a day
- Stories of Your Life and Others
- Even God doesn't have the right to utterly destroy children
- I have more stories about trains for you
- tell me a story about lesbians
- Congratulations, you have eliminated all forms of hospitable life
- iTunes Life Story
- How to listen to the stories that cats tell us
- Tell me a story about elephants
- I'm waiting for what will make me stand still the rest of my life
- I don't have a life; Everyone else wants to live my life for me
- When I have female children
- Girls who tell you they have a boyfriend
- The five people you must have in your life at all times
- What if I had never met you? How much the poorer would my life have been.
- My entire life I have been composing my death poem
- i hope i make it out, because i have a lot to tell you
- I have been enslaved to imaginary Berlins my whole life.
- Even inanimate objects have a sort of life and legacy
- Geronimo's Story of His Life
- It's not the words you write, it's the story you tell
- The Children's Story... (but not just for children)
- I'll Tell You a Story
- My life story
- I'd tell you but then I'd have to kill you
- Yellow tells the story of time gone by
- Tell me a story about plains
- Tell me a story about just NOT GIVING A DAMN
- Years from now I can tell the story of it
- Tell me a story about mains
- Tell me a story about cranes
- Dead Men Tell No Tales: A True Ghost Story
- Scientists who have genetically designed their children for superior 'fros
- Comparing essay about How to Tell Corn Fairies and Blue Silver stories
- Some vampires actually get pissed when you tell them to Have A Nice Day
- The Story of Augustus who not have any Soup
- Beautiful Stories for Ugly Children
- I have measured out my life with a pumpkin patch
- I sincerely hope you have one of these somewhere in your life.
- I have to wonder how this can be a metaphor for my life
- The hope that life isn't simply what remains after we have locked our childhoods away.
- How to get Apache to tell your visitors when files have moved or been deleted
- He tells me that I could have his heart and I want to take it right then, slip it into my pocket and run
- Today is the first day of the rest of your life
- rest of your life
- You have to lie to fall in love. You have to tell the truth to stay there.
- reading a sad story backwards doesn't make it have a happy ending
- Life Story
- My life story in fonts
- Story of Your Life
- My life's got rags, my life's got riches. They've all been mixed together for so long it's hard to tell them apart.
- Someday my life will be interesting, and I will come back and tell you about it then
- Digital Life Story
- Why I want to have children
- The stories I could tell you, if you only were here to hear
- old books can tell more than one story
- Do war movies tell the story or show the violence?
- Yes - oh dear yes - the novel tells a story
- I have children; therefore I am better than you
- This is the reality: It's the rest of my life that's the dream
- Everyone tells their own story with them as the star
- Tell Me a Story; the Catbox Story Archive
- tell me a story about sandcastles
- Tell me a story about drains
- Tell me a story about a burro, standing atop a mesa, surrounded by a flock of geese, being fed by a weathered old man wearing nothing but a Jimmy hat
- Tell me a story about monetary policy
- In the Fifties, a visitor from Great Britain to New York City notices a young Black woman driving a limousine. A portly middle-aged man, race undetermined, is in the back. Tell her story.
- Tell me a story about taking whatever you could get
- Tell me a story about bunnies
- she doesn't write, doesn't tell you stories, but somehow it's her words that spring to mind at those crucial, terrifying moments, and for that you are eternally grateful
- try to memorize this moment so that years from now I can tell the story of it
- QUEST: TELL ME A STORY
- Who Lives, Who Dies, Who Tells Your Story
- I could tell you some stories
- How to tell when you have really messed up your relationship
- Have you ever been so excited about your life that it makes you almost want to cry?
- Though I may not have lived a virtuous life, at least I can say I've lived
- You just have to tell me these things, okay?
- Children's love story
- It's not enough they take your life away with a gun; they have to take it away with their pens, too
- Guys who don't tell you they have a girlfriend
- It would have been an excellent story but I had to get off the train
- I must have waited all my life for this
- You have exactly two minutes left of your life
- Something that may have changed my life...
- Stories I Have Tried to Write
- I have gone too far. I have been thinking, this is my life. Well, not yet.
- I have been enslaved to imaginary Berlins my whole life. (dream) mp3 (recording)
- I didn't have the heart to tell him I was lying about taco night, but at least the hellhound made some friends
- I have failed to integrate the machine experience into my life
- Life is material; you just have to live long enough to figure out how to use it
- Of all the species on earth, we have the ability to tell the long march of evolution to go fuck itself
- Never, never in my life have I seen such a ridiculous looking instrument of death
- tell me what you have in your heart
- Pimp: The Story of My Life
- Tom Cruise is aware of many of the mistakes you have made in your life
- I have become furniture in your life
- Reason #57 Why I Don't Have Children
- Screw UNIX, I'm just going to smoke pot and eat Cheetos for the rest of my life
- Why I will have my children believe in Santa Claus
- Today is the last day of the rest of your life
- Life's a beach (a fish story)
- Go ahead. I am merely a secondary character in your life story.
- The Number: A Completely Different Way To Think About the Rest Of Your Life
- I hope there is someone in your life to tell you how beautiful you are
- The Rest of the Story
- The story of your life
- Tell me of good things that are happening in life
- Tell me a story about rains
- Tell me a story about trains
- The Library Book
- Tell me a story about flowers
- Tell me a story about being really alive
- Laws Tell Stories
- Tell me a story
- Every Picture Tells a Story
- Scary Stories to Tell in the Dark
- Help me tell you a story about things and yourself, without pants
- tonight and the rest of my life
- Why do children have to die?
- Tell me a story about being really undead
- the cat tells Oaf a story about wizards
- Tell me a story about brains
- Tell me a story about clouds
- Tell Me a Story About Giving a Fuck. Tell Me, Everything.
- Your eyes tell a whole other story
- She tells stories as if she knows what the ending will be.
- It's not the story you tell, it's the words you write
- Stories and Poems for Extremely Intelligent Children of All Ages
- Children of the Corny 4: My (Editor) log has something to tell you ...
- I Don't Need to Have Children, I Date Them
- Methuselah's Children
- children's book
- Children with magnets
- Millions of Dead Children
- i can't tell car accidents from car on-purposes
- Music Has the Right to Children
- how many children are bedwetters
- T.A.Z.: Wild Children
- Tobacco smoke can harm your children
- Miseducation of the children
- Children who are born blind still smile when they are happy
- Children's Television Act of 1990
- Children of Chernobyl
- Shopping in the Children's Clothes Section of Target
- Japanese elementary school children
- Prospero's Children
- Dream Children: A Reverie
- The children are all crying in their pens
- Mason's Children
- Israeli Children's Songs
- Tourist children's souls taste better
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