Findings:

• Beaky Makes a Friend
• I may be cold and calculating, but that doesn't make me a computer
• Tears must be shed to make room for the laughter
• You make it so hard to hate
• I'm gonna be sad and then I want you to make me laugh
• Can't we all just be friends?
• Work hard. Be strong.
• "Let's just be friends" does not give you permission to stalk me
• TV 'Friends' make for good friends
• Maybe when we drown the fish will be our friends
• Why Can't We Be Friends?
• makes me want to be a better hacker
• There's got to be a way to make it sweeter, a little more like lemon meringue
• Your heart may be broken, but the world still rotates my dear friend
• The music makes one's blood boil and long to be in some obscure, untamed place with the one you love
• Heterosexist norms make it tough for gays to be themselves
• I worry that no matter how hard I pray, you'll always be just out of my reach
• I just want to be friends
• Trying to be friends
• The Let's Just Be Friends Shack
• The Let's Be Secret Friends Shack
• Why people who get the wrong number make it out to be your fault
• Work hard and be nice
• Darkness Be My Friend
• Art is whatever makes you proud to be human.
• I assumed we would not even be friends
• how to be a friend
• I will be hard and silver and pure without fear.
• Pirates and ninjas: why they should be friends but can't be
• Don't be sad, I'll make you happy
• Don't ever lie. If you lie to your friends, they won't trust you, and you'll have nothing, and you'll never be safe.
• Friend, you have a lot to learn if you think loving me would be a bad idea.
• I am built to ignore hard truths and keep dreaming. That's what it is to be me.
• I hate you, or why we cannot be friends
• Pretending to be someone else online and talking to your real-life friends
• How to make friends, from a friend.
• It's hard to be enthusiastic about reading and books with someone that openly admits to being a bad reader
• Some needlessly emo poetry trying desperately hard to make a pun midway through
• My Fine Feathered Friends, chapter 5: In Which Ruth Makes a Mistake
• Brainy people make the best friends
• It's hard to know what to say when a friend's parent they always hated suddenly dies
• Sometimes, all you can be is a friend
• It must be hard for God to get a date
• There should be laws requiring electric cars to make the Jetsons flying car noise
• Any fool with a dick can make a baby but it takes a real man to be a father
• Sometimes it's hard to be good
• Let's just be friends
• The kinds of friends that books could never be
• It Makes a Fellow Proud to Be a Soldier
• Let's Make Up and Be Friendly
• got to be good looking cause he's so hard to see
• It's so hard to be unfashionable
• There has to be a better way to make human beings
• The node that tried too hard to be loved
• I want to be alone until God rips a rib out of my chest and makes me a woman
• Can we still be friends?
• don't be a fool, it's nineteen-ninety-five, the girls are just friends
• It's hard to be an addict when you're broke
• It's hard to be a gangster.
• Why it is so hard to be yourself
• you make my life a little harder than it has to be
• Don't trust Elves; they may want to be your friends
• I will make your oppressors eat their own flesh and they shall be drunk with their own blood like wine
• If poetry could describe the way you make me feel, poetry would be illegal. Or anyway I might get arrested.
• All My Friends Are Going to Be Strangers
• I should be allowed to make myself miserable
• It's Hard to be Humble
• How to tell when your dog just wants to be friends
• It's hard to be enthusiastic about music with someone who physically sneered at Hamilton
• How to Make Friends and Influence People
• how our atheist gold fish makes friends in this holy water
• Random acts of violence are great ways to make friends
• "What *should* we be worried about?"; or how too many cooks make a statistically average soup
• How to Make Friends and Hide Junkies
• An Andarian Lab Technician Makes a Friend
• Teach Peace! Be Nice to Mice! Give a Trap to a Friend!
• How to tell when a guy just wants to be friends
• How to tell a girl just wants to be friends
• Be
• Don't Be Afraid
• This wasn't how it was supposed to be
• To do is to be
• We tend to judge people only on what we perceive them to be
• so be it
• It could be the last time you see me alive
• eternity would be boring
• You must be 18 or older to enter
• I wanna be your dog
• Be yourself
• Should I be happy?
• I never thought it would be like this
• the last shall be first and the first shall be last
• Who Wants to be a Millionaire?
• To be or not to be
• If there were more people like you, there would be less people
• If anything were different, everything would be different
• Too good to be true
• Everything I sing in the shower gonna be funky
• I will be the first thing you will be thinking about after you wake
• The Hedgehog Can Never Be Buggered At All
• "Hey wouldn't it be cool if we could do this" rule
• You do not have a right to not be offended
• Let It Be
• You will know your action. You are present there, not thinking of somewhere else you ought to be.
• Be Mine
• There need to be better terms in English for "significant others"
• What the American people want politics to be
• In case of rapture, this vehicle will be unmanned
• The X that can be Y is not the true X
• You're not going to be happy until you put someone's eye out
• Information cannot be owned
• The Ten Commandments revised
• I need to be busy, dammit!
• Don't be sexist. Broads hate that.
• Things that seem too good to be true rule
• Well if it's gonna be THAT kinda party, then I'm gonna stick my dick in the mashed potatoes!
• Hula hoops are round, they're staying round, and they'll be around forever
• If voting changed anything, they would make it illegal
• If not voting could change the system it would be illegal
• Must be a lesbian
• The best kind of bartender
• You're too young to be so old
• Chant and be Happy
• How to be invisible
• Any song can be a love song
• This program cannot be run in DOS mode
• They'll None Of 'Em Be Missed
• play dumb
• The Be
• Be Operating System
• well, I'll be jiggered
• Education is evil. Knowledge is evil. Be a moron. Forget how to spell.
• How do you make coffee at home? (e2poll)
• I wouldn't be caught dead
• Claiming to be a lesbian
• Lessons to be learned from Napster
• Whoever said lectures should be interesting?
• I wanna be your toothbrush holder
• Be a model or just look like one
• What does it mean to be religious?
• Sarcasm should be self-sustaining
• i've lost the ability to be truly bored
• Birds are not to be allowed to die here
• Want to be a lawyer?
• We must be traveling through time backwards
• Soldiers who wish to be a hero
• When I have Fears that I may Cease to Be
• If by Dull Rhymes our English must be Chain'd
• Shouldn't we be praying to Satan?
• Why the existence of God cannot be disproven
• Aspects of American society that may be new to you
• it'll be on the test
• When the log rolls over we will all be dead
• Inability to decide on what your morals and values should be
• I'll be a post-feminist in the post-patriarchy
• Trying desperately to be cool
• English may be a "living language," but Latin is not -- so get it right.
• How to be a good motorcycle passenger
• Surah 60 She that is to be Examined
• No one can be totally logical
• To be hoist by one's own petard
• If we define things as unreal, they may still be real in their consequences

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