Findings:

• She dumped me when she found out I'd been faking my Scottish accent
• Life and Death are Wearing Me Out
• Stand up for yourself, OR: How I got the shit kicked out of me
• I want to be alone until God rips a rib out of my chest and makes me a woman
• Let's just say the ground is swept for me even if nobody rolled out a red carpet
• Dude, check me out. I'm like a little auditor, a sexy little auditor!
• Take Me Out to the Ball Game
• dip me in the water red, and unclothe me from inside and out
• O Lord Thou pluckest me out
• The sheer fact that I'm in a developing country should make me a better person, yes?
• Sometimes, my paranoia overtakes me and I find myself asking, "IS ONE OF THE E2 EDITORS OUT TO GET ME!?"
• I'd let a fish lick me if it'd get me out of this wheelchair.
• She's telling me this story, and it's creeping me out a little
• David Bowie freaked me out and then some
• The Tesla Coil made me cry, but I got a free lunch out of it.
• There is a family in me somewhere and some days it tries to tickle its way out.
• Bears scare the shit out of me
• you scared the bejeezus out of me!
• Take a deep breath and write out your thoughts for me
• Books made me a person
• Those I protect see me as a monster.
• Promise me disappointment so I can stop holding out for glory.
• One last time, to dance me out of your heart
• You like hanging out with me. Dontcha?
• i know you're out there; i just wish you were here with me
• How dating pretty boys helped me come out
• Hey Rocky, watch me pull a rabbit out of my hat!
• Please let me out, I won't do it again
• Dude, check me out. I'm like a little otter, a sexy little otter!
• I just had a pap smear, for crying out loud. Don't invite me out for coffee.
• His eyes look out at me from people that I meet
• Flying scares the crap out of me
• I am hoping for a hell deep enough to hold me. I am hoping for no way out.
• I a man sad, with a linux box, a slow internet connection and friends who can not see the love in me bursting to get out.
• There are a million girls like me out there
• Lying, cheating, cunt of a person: Hi, that'll be me.
• leave it to me to live out a lie
• In the end it took me a dictionary, to find out the meaning of unrequited...
• let me slip you out of your skin, sweetheart
• I'm a celebrity... get me out of here!
• I'm trying to see little old ladies as versions of my mom; it helps me be a better person
• the cutest baker in the room was making sadfaces at me when i walked out
• Help Me Out, Will You?
• Sex and death have both spat me out like spoiled milk for the same reason. I was not afraid.
• please come stay with me in the forest so at least i have one person with whom i have no secrets
• watch over me until i can find my way out of this labyrinth in my brain and regain my sanity
• stir me out of my dream
• Don't tell me it didn't come out
• I just submit to one or two days of horror for going out and playing at being a normal functioning person
• Inside us all is a little person we are dying to let out
• But I'm a good person! Yeah great you wanna help me with this or what?
• Everything kind of creeps me out
• Why Robert Heinlein bugs the hell out of me
• I was a homeless bum
• Are You the New Person Drawn Toward Me?
• What Me Worry (user)
• -Me- (user)
• Twin Peaks: Fire Walk With Me
• So Sue Me
• Does this dress make me look fat?
• /me
• bite me
• Fuck me harder
• take me away
• love me
• It's not you, it's me
• Quincy, M.E.
• Free to Be, You and Me
• Trust me
• This is my truth tell me yours
• Ya shoulda killed me last year
• If I didn't ask, I'd never know (how much you hate me)
• This music crept by me upon the waters
• It could be the last time you see me alive
• an effort to protect the skeletons
• Drink Me
• Eat Me
• Please Please Me
• Come to Me
• C is for cookie, and that's good enough for me
• You Really Got Me
• Me too
• Don't Crush that Dwarf, Hand Me the Pliers
• Sure, as soon as you get me back on an orbital platform
• Do you know me?
• Me First and the Gimme Gimmes
• Me and a Gun
• Rape Me
• Pour Some Sugar On Me
• That man bit me
• Excuse me
• Give me a break!
• why me?
• Forgive me, Father, for I have sinned
• Roger and Me
• they're all the same except for me
• Are you hitting on me?
• Let Me Entertain You
• Tell me a story about trains
• Cut me a switch, boy!
• I and me
• The cactus that told me my mom was asleep
• Please don't throw me in the briar patch!
• Rapidly advancing dairy technology has left me behind
• Mes-
• Just call me fluffy
• Speak To Me
• You remind me of the Babe
• Not me
• You're not the boss of me
• Below me
• Peel me a grape
• Roll With Me, Henry
• A letter to those who have impressed me
• Gonna go buy me some Jesus!
• Someone please kill me
• Pardon me
• Better him than me
• I'm a Chicken-Hawk, and I'm gonna eat me some chickens
• You may call me R.J., you may call me Ray
• Are You There God? It's Me, Margaret.
• I've got $1.19 in change, and it's impossible for me to make change for a dollar
• What makes me beautiful
• Give me Liberty or give me death
• My computer won't let me turn it off!
• Me So Horny
• Does this strategically placed leaf make me look fat?
• The Statue Got Me High
• Feigning smiles for me
• Fly Me to the Moon
• Kiss Me, Kiss Me, Kiss Me
• Nothing can stop me now
• stop picking on me
• Desperate guys who 'talk' me for no apparent reason
• Commercials depress me
• Know me better, and love me better
• Places a local (like me) would take you to in New Orleans
• Windows ME
• Give Me the Damn Ball
• How to say "I can eat glass, it does not hurt me"
• Oh, look at me, I'm so drunk
• Fuck me like you fucked that horse
• Stay here with me
• Follow Me 'Ome
• You like me, you really like me!
• The thing your aunt gave you which you don't know what it is
• Build Me Up Buttercup
• Your secret's safe with me
• Chris and What He Untaught Me
• She approached me with some vague line
• I'm so toasty, you could spread jam on me
• Me Imperturbe
• That's me inside your head
• GP, are you with me?

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