Findings:
- Things to do in Denver when you're not dead: A Mile-High Nodermeet
- Things to Do in Denver When You're Dead
- What do girls think about guys when they catch guys staring at their breasts, but the guy is actually trying to read her shirt?
- I'm sorry I was speeding, officer, but I really have to get to the hospital
- Southern Funerary Rites: Things to Do In Dixie When You're Dead
- Things to do on Valentine's day when you're single
- Nobody Knows You When You're Down and Out
- When you're supposed to go down, find the deepest well and go down to the bottom
- What to do when your car breaks down
- Touristy things to do when visiting PEI
- When fog comes down the mountain
- When I sneeze, I get cross, and when I get cross I'm liable to do something wicked.
- 'Wow, you're tall! Do you play basketball?'
- How to buy LEGO sets when you're over twice the suggested age
- When you're alone
- Why do we hurt when our loved ones die?
- please forgive me for whatever i do, when i don't remember you
- If you're insane, how do you know you're insane?
- Just when you get really good at something, you don't need to do it any more
- Never look like you're staring
- Time stands still when you're in the tube
- Sing when you're winning
- When life gives you shit
- Do you remember how small your body was when you were five?
- Things we say and do when we can't tell the truth
- When water chokes you
- Staring down babies
- So your ceiling has fallen on your pinball machine. What do you do?
- Breaking down ain't hard to do
- I'll explain it when you're older
- Knowing you're going to die when you turn 30
- You're A Woman, I'm a Machine
- When you pirate MP3s, you're downloading communism
- It's hard to be an addict when you're broke
- Sex starts when you're standing up
- How Can You Be in Two Places at Once When You're Not Anywhere at All?
- The hole in the ground for bodily waste when camping
- How do you articulate the in between stages where you feel you're left hanging?
- What would a universal Turing machine do?
- I can do stuff with my writeups (e2poll)
- What do you get when you cross the Alps with elephants?
- Can't speed up, can't slow down - all we can do is follow these damn dogs
- Why respect knights, when my potions can do anything that you can?
- What do you want to be when you grow up?
- That icky feeling when a client calls with a downed server and you have no clue how to fix it
- You're voting this sucka down now, but I'm going to laugh
- sit down, you're rocking the house
- You're not gonna do anything stupid are ya??
- What to do if you're stopped by the police
- This is the place you see in your head when you're sitting at your desk dreaming
- Like When a Pill Goes Down Wrong
- When you're home alone
- It's hard to get C!-ed when you're a boring programmer
- Feeling like you're moving when you're really sitting still
- Piero Manzoni
- I miss you when you're away. Please go.
- Every Day's a Holiday When You're Pagan: January
- comma comma down doobie do down down
- You're pretty when you're quiet
- You know you're in a terrible mood when the songs don't work
- It’s memories that I’m stealing, but you’re innocent when you dream
- There is Nowhere Left to Go When You're The Handsomest Man in the World
- Risqué comment opportunities when you're a Subway employee
- When the Pope says shit
- Please let me out, I won't do it again
- When mind blindness strikes your child, where do you go?
- I don't remember what life was like when I was seven. I like the taste of air. What should I do?
- I'm out; I'm free. Down here the night air is purple. What do I do with it all?
- Where do you hide when the dark is alive?
- Why do heterosexual noders tell us as much, when defending homosexuals?
- What to do when a roommate moves out
- What to do if E2 goes down (superdoc)
- How to get an abortion when it's illegal to do so in your country
- When society rejects you, you do the obvious: You reject it.
- What to do when your student union is closed indefinitely
- He made me promise I would do this when I was next sad. So I promised myself I would not be sad again.
- Wedding rings and half-born ideas you lose down the toilet. Why do they go?
- What to do when your brakes fail
- Where do they keep the car keys when they transport cars?
- Do you remember watching hosewater down a driveway back home?
- Except When To Do So Would Injure Them Or Others
- I swear I just came here for a sandwich, but do you remember me?
- finding my way back to sanity again, though I don't really know what I'm going to do when I get there
- New York I Love You, But You're Bringing Me Down
- How do you know when someone's your best friend?
- I Won't Back Down
- Do you hear when I ask you those tough questions?
- When searching for the soul, do not miss the forest for the trees.
- The dimples of your breasts do pucker evocatively when you smile
- When I was 21, he was building a Time Machine
- Time flies when you're having fun
- Don't stop. You can sleep when you're dead.
- when i get my shit together i'm going to rule this town
- Sandwich birthing machines
- When you're little, mom and dad are superheroes
- You know you're a geek when...
- Mixed drinks you come up with when you're drunk
- You're never around when I need you
- You can't rant when you're not angry
- How to close a KFC when you're a cook
- The quality of relationships with people when you're sick
- When you're dead, you're dead
- Where was that stooped and mealy-colored old man I used to call poppa when the merry-go-round broke down?
- Every Day's a Holiday When You're Pagan: February
- You know you're in the SCA when
- Why it seems you get good ideas when you're stoned
- Everything looks beautiful when you're young and pretty
- Swing when you're winning
- You wake up slowly when you're a mile underground
- When you're finished struggling... are you free tonight?
- How to draw a 4-dimensional object, when you're limited to 3 dimensions
- Life is what happens to you when you're busy making other plans
- When you're the oldest, you're not allowed to feel pain
- How to open a KFC when you're a cook
- it's hard to hear when you're stuck inside someone's torso
- when you're ready to touch me again
- When you're a quarterback, you should not screw with the minds of your linemen
- Live so that they cry when you're born and laugh when you die
- When the shit hits the fan
- Where I go when I masturbate
- I can do shit with my legs
- Virtual DOS Machine
- Things to do while you're between jobs
- Fuck you; I won't do what you tell me!
- What not to do when seeing apartments
- How do you know when your relationship is over?
- Where the hell do you think you're going today?
- How do cows get all their nutrients, when they only eat grass?
- Do not enter into compression box when motor is running
- Where do dogs get their Vitamin C from, when they don't eat fruits?
- If you're going to do something evil, do it on April Fools' Day
- A Fun Thing to Do When You've Tied One On
- If you're going to complain about store policy, don't do it to the employees!
- What to do when your husband comes home
- What to do when the world doesn't end
- What do I do when I'm alone?
- Keeping secrets from your children may harm them
- What do you do when a book deal goes bad?
- When In Rome, do as the Romans do
- What to Do When Your Girl Melts
- Ten things Britons should not do when visiting the US
- What do we do now, mother machine?
- Everything you're not supposed to do
- It hurts when I touch it. What should I do?
- What you should REALLY do when you have too many votes on your hands.
- What shall we do when we leave the army?
- What do we want? Nothing. When do we want it? Whenever.
- Things to do when technology gets here
- Why do I keep turning down sex?
- What NOT to do when flat-ironing hair
- What do you do when nobody cares anymore, not even yourself
- HOT DAMN 6! This time, karma debt ain't allowed to do shit
- Where do they go when they walk out and leave the body behind?
- do not let the sun go down on your anger
- What do you see, when you see a woman in armor?
- You can still be very hurtful when you do what's right.
- What do you see when you look up?
- Who do you call for help when all your friends are dead?
- WHAT THE HELL DO YOU THINK YOU'RE DOING?
- You're laughing now, but I'm voting this sucka down
- why I do have to get so deep with people all the time just to gently let them down 2 weeks later
- Where do butterflies go when it rains?
- When the walls go down
- When Bobby Comes Down
- When the pencil breaks, the network goes down
- that moment of panic when you flush the toilet but nothing goes down
- Thumbing down a ride when you could take the bus
- I can't remember when I fell but I love it down here
- evil triumphs when men don't do good
- I do not function as part of a machine and therefore by any proper definition I simply do not function at all
- Made direct amends to such people wherever possible except when to do so would injure them or others
- at least in dreams when shit gets ugly you can still fly and whistle
- Alternatives to "Oh Shit!" when visiting the Great Aunts
- When I look at him I could eat a thousand tomato sandwiches
- Where was that stooped and mealy-coloured old man I used to call poppa when the merry-go-round broke down?
- How to tell when someone else is full of shit
- When the shit hits the Diffusion pump
- At night, when we walked by the wall, the world seemed to fall down before us - the whole, far-off, dirty world.
- They're gonna grind you down until you're thin and tired, tired
- Loving someone, knowing down to the day when you will leave them.
- When you cut yourself shaving
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