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• Is it fair for him to love me when she craves his touch?
• Then I poked him in his sunburn
• I didn't love him until I feared I would lose him. One does not love breathing.
• You Should Never Have Asked Him About His Job!
• The origin of true love
• I didn't have the heart to tell him I was lying about taco night, but at least the hellhound made some friends
• love's true face
• A poem for when I loved him
• If my roommate doesn't keep his hands off my shit, I'm gonna fuck him up
• Papa Doesn't Love His Children Anymore
• God loves his children. Who's your daddy?
• Do You Believe In True Love, She Asks
• True Love '95
• When true love dies, there are no paparazzi
• He who does not forget his first love will not recognize his last
• They call you heartless, but you have a heart, and I love you for being ashamed to show it. You are ashamed of your flood, while others are ashamed of their ebb.
• I think he only loves the world for him.
• I should have kissed him, of course.
• The one he murdered once still loves him
• Yet is there hope, then Love but play thy part
• Any man can handle adversity. If you want to test his character, give him power.
• How Candide Found His Old Master Pangloss Again and What Happened to Him
• To Know Him Is to Love Him
• When a true genius appears in the world, you may know him by this sign, that the dunces are all in confederacy against him
• They will love him long after he is gone.
• Masking as generous love of life his constant torpid violence
• Why I didn't want to find his love letters in my copy of East of Eden
• When he was five, his father made him murder his imaginary friend.
• Perhaps, like orange juice, I will grow to love him.
• Beauty with love, false or true
• YHWH declares that the substitution of LOVE with FUCK is punishable by AIDS; man responds by covering his member with plastic
• one true love
• To a Poet, who would have me Praise certain Bad Poets, Imitators of His and Mine
• He tells me that I could have his heart and I want to take it right then, slip it into my pocket and run
• I love you, but you've just got to leave and not come back. Ever.
• his whole life, like a thundercloud, out in front of him
• a constant, low wind trembles through him, catching his words and sending them out into the world
• Loved him before anyone else thought of him at all
• A kiss may not be the truth, but it is what we wish were true
• The uselessness of convention in the face of True Love
• From the brightness before Him passed His thick clouds
• Jesus said, "I love him, for he is my brother." He was talking about everyone.
• you can't love him anymore.
• How the Old Woman Took Care Of Candide, and How He Found the Object of His Love
• Comfort to a Youth that had lost his Love
• The day we were married the leftover doves from his days of being a magician hummed little love songs in the attic
• How Spider-Man and His Amazing Friends wrecked my love life
• The Passionate Shepherd to His Love
• His love was enormous; it cleared rooms that desperately wanted to be full.
• It is at that moment, I believe, that Sylvester finds his true voice
• Oedipus-Schmedipus, as long as he loves his mother
• Love alters not with his brief hours and weeks
• What if True Love doesn't wait?
• The Incredibly True Story of Two Girls In Love
• Black is the Colour of my True Love's Hair
• Black is the Colour of my True Love's Heart
• No one will ever love Adam for his honesty. It's just not there
• Love's True Face.
• Purple is the color of my true love's hair
• the death of true love
• True love has waited long enough
• A Love So True
• True love happens
• The mad scientist ties you to the examination table and makes love to you with his chilly instruments.
• Why the ancient Babylonians would have loved high definition television
• True Love Can Wait
• All the while he was talking she was thinking what his whiskers would feel like on the back of her neck
• I love you but I have to let you go
• if you have love in your heart, then you are my friend
• His mind went blank against the flesh next to him
• I knew enough about him to know his name and what kind of snowball he could make
• I never heard him say "I love you"
• I'm the only person who'd ever told him to his face he was beautiful.
• True Love Waits
• I'd love to stay and let you break my heart, but I have laundry to do
• a bit of ash in his face keeps him warm
• Can you reach true love? Let's say yes.
• i love him (user)
• To Him the law is everything. Even today, lawyers are His favorites.
• His mother is slowly killing him.
• True love
• New York I Love You, But You're Bringing Me Down
• I can't remember when I fell but I love it down here
• Please, for the love of everything that is holy on this Earth. I just want the cold back.
• The prophecy is made up, but it's also true.
• I'm not really okay with being hated for what I am. It's hard to take. But it's still better than being loved for something I'm not.
• We all love movies and books about us owning ourselves
• He stretched out his arms but she was not there
• you can lower your standards, or your pants, but you can't make them love you
• judge a captain not by his shipwrecks, but by whether or not he blames the sea
• The object of war is not to die for your country, but to make the other bastard die for his
• Why would a god let so many of his "flock" stray?
• Sorry to eat and run, but I've got to go stop Lincoln from killing Hitler in his crib
• and then his words silenced my noisy thought
• I don't know why but I always love episodes without words. like just something about them makes me feel calm or something..
• I'd tell you but then I'd have to kill you
• You Don't Have To Say You Love Me
• I don't know where he gets his words but I like them
• i always want to go back. but i don't know if it's time yet. i have some things i have to do.
• I love my cigar, but I take it out of my mouth once in a while
• I love you, but it's cold out here
• Buildings burn, people die, but real love is forever
• Someone has writer's block but I don't know if I'm him right now
• But can a robot love.
• If you were team captain in a pick-up game of baseball and had Jesus Christ on your team, what position would you play him?
• I love you, but I dare not tell you.
• What can a reed do but sway about and love?
• I Love Them But They Don't Love Me
• He had a prison of brass built in the hole, and then, when it was finished, he locked up his daughter
• Sad but true. Won't ever change. The end.
• His socks do not have a smell, which is so courteous.
• Who needs love when you can have death?
• You may think I'm lying, but it's true
• I love my apartment but hate the management.
• It would have been an excellent story but I had to get off the train
• I love you but you are not here, oh how my poor heart aches with angst
• How long have you been in love with her?
• I hate Ronald Reagan, but I love He-Man
• I have no proof that he would ever want to kiss or destroy me.
• If God did not exist, it would be necessary to invent him
• there are people in the world who love you, and they will see that this suffering will not have happened in vain
• If you meet the Buddha on the road, ask him how far it is to the next gas station. *Then* kill him.
• Man is but the imprint of his native landscape
• Yeah I can love my fellow man; but I'm damned if I'll love yours.
• She won't kiss him until she marries him
• sad but true (user)
• And then they came for me, but the bridge would not ignite.
• In Which Ethel Gao Gets Off His Butt and Accepts the Call
• Let him hold out hope that someone or other might come. Then fuckin' kill him.
• That man has writer's block but I don't know if I'm him right now
• He was there, and then he wasn't, and with him went those memories
• I would've taken an axe to it, but I'm pretty sure the dryad would have pulverized me
• but you had his eyes and that was sort of almost enough
• Once upon a time there was light in my life, but now there's only love in the dark
• we are learning how not to forget, but we still don't know what's true
• I keep thinking I'm so tough but I rarely care enough to prove it. So am I really tough then? Or does every dog just have its day?
• And then I broke his nose
• I try to write you a love song but it comes out a lament
• you can use a lot of words and ideas to try to hide it, but you're always making a choice between love and hate
• No model is true, but some models are useful
• before the internet when teen had REAL relationship the boy could look at the girl and judge the diameter of her thorax with his feelers and determine whether the mating ritual could commence but NO MORE. evil woman use her computer sorcery
• Or he'll just kick me in the face and scream abstract noises and dance around outside in his underwear and have sex with the neighbor's dog and try to fly by jumping off the toilet
• I Think I Should Have Loved You
• It's not so much that I like him as a person God, but as a boy he's very handsome
• I love you, I want you, but you are a cruel monster
• I believe love and cats have nine lives.
• I'd love to go back to the late 80's and tell them about our time
• The good guys and the bad guys were on the back of the boat and I swear I only turned my back for a MINUTE but when I came back, they'd killed Mozart.
• Love is but a Fleeing Spec of Emotion
• We'd kill him, but it probably wouldn't solve anything
• My Mother and I Love Your Butt
• I always knew I would have a 21st birthday but I never thought I'd be 21
• God exists and I have him trapped in a box in my basement
• You have to lie to fall in love. You have to tell the truth to stay there.
• How Could You Want Him (When You Know You Could Have Me)?
• She doesn't know what he sees, but sometimes it makes his face beautiful
• I would have tried, but Charlotte kept Charlotte in the world of Charlotte and she barely heard me
• Overgrowth (for those who have loved the emotionally disturbed)
• Made a decision to turn our will and our lives over to the care of God as we understood Him
• I am in love with so much more than your body heat, but let's start there
• Do you imagine that his mind may have found its worldline, a track for it to fit into?
• Seeking the recluse but not finding him
• The sparkle of this angled blossoming was invading the Earth, and Vug said, "It's spring!" I kissed him.
• As I looked back, he was reveling in his own feces
• then I hugged him
• Call me back when hair starts growing on his palms
• You say you love; but with a voice
• Depressing but probably true rules of life
• She hated the screen porch, but she loved the heat
• Effort on behalf of those we love is not work, but prayer disguised
• my love in your garden grows, but let's pretend it's just a rose
• I will make him promises, but not ones I am afraid to break
• It is true, we are robbers, but we always rob in the glare of the day and in the teeth of the multitude
• He learned to dance from emus but he learned to love from seraphim
• when I am King, we will have no such things, but, my lads, if the old king my father were dead, we would be all kings.
• The Firestone dealership was full to the brim with cars. But I reasoned I would need a boat, since my desire was to go to Ireland. Just then a harsh reminder surfaced; water is expensive in hell.
• i am looking for Morpheus. have you seen him?
• He had fallen in love, but I'm pretty sure the hellhound was only in it for the belly rubs
• For every rich man who tries to leave this world for a better one with his fancy tomb surrounded by mourners, there are many more who perish alone in the cold, forgotten by all but God.
• love me less, but, love me for a long time...!
• The thing is, I love sex, but I sort of hate my brother

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