Findings:

• You find yourself being chased not only by the bad guys, but also by what should be the good guys
• If I was any good at this, I would be getting paid
• Children should be seen and not heard
• It is not good that the man should be alone
• The mailbomb from the Christian Fundamentalists I pissed off should be here any day now
• I cannot be touched by any of this madness
• Any exercise can be made harder by going slower
• I have good reason to be thirsty today
• God can't be all good and all powerful at the same time
• If by Dull Rhymes our English must be Chain'd
• How to be a good customer
• Abbey Road should never be played on random
• If Christianity were true, why would there still be any Jews?
• If you tolerate this your children will be next
• Why some new lovers should be dipped in honey and tied to ant hills
• I should be able to remember your face
• Waiting to be wiped out by natural selection
• This node should be filled with bees!
• Questions will be asked...AND DESTROYED! BY ANSWERS!
• What it takes to be a good programmer
• Should I be sorry?
• Could you be any more of a poseur? 'Changes' was a best-of!
• How can a thinking, rational adult be an atheist?
• Artificial intelligence should not be a substitute for real stupidity
• That I Would Be Good
• The tallest blade of grass is the first to be cut by the lawnmower
• Most adults forget what it was like to be a child once they hit a certain age
• Should I be happy?
• Being a good lab partner and dealing with a bad lab partner
• Be an adult. Be false.
• No threat should be taken lightly
• The woman had a carnivorous frenzy which could only be soothed by the succulent sirloin
• Candles should be burned, not dusted
• Every kitchen maid should be able to administer state affairs
• Telling adult stories to non-adults
• Your Cause is Our Cause, and Any Cause is a Good Cause (e2poll)
• How can a thinking, rational adult be a monotheist?
• To be hoist by one's own petard
• Why it's good to be on top of Kmart hill
• Keeping secrets from your children may harm them
• I was supposed to be somebody by the age of 23
• Inability to decide on what your morals and values should be
• Sometimes it's hard to be good
• Eating meat should be as conscious a decision as not eating it
• And it's one more good thing that will never be again
• To be this good will take Sega ages
• Life should be held in much higher regard
• People in prison should be treated like animals
• Laundry should be free
• I should be running in the sunshine
• like any good glue, sanity cures in the heat of the sun
• Come be Entertained by Baltimore's Divine Waters
• Jurph should not be allowed to play with fireworks
• got to be good looking cause he's so hard to see
• How the Internet came to be: On use by other networks
• Should copyright laws be revised?
• why you should never be a referee
• Sex is terrible and should not be celebrated.
• May the wine be sweet. May the stories be heard. May the future bring me home.
• How can a thinking, rational adult be religious?
• I'm Rudy Giuliani! I was mayor of New York on 9/11! I Should Be The President!
• Pirates and ninjas: why they should be friends but can't be
• How can a thinking, rational adult be a pandeist?
• Why should we be moral?
• She tells stories as if she knows what the ending will be.
• Fellatio and Cunnilingus should be Olympic Events
• I do not function as part of a machine and therefore by any proper definition I simply do not function at all
• Any poet can be a computer. Any computer can be a poet.
• Things that seem too good to be true rule
• How long can any one heart be so confused?
• To the eye of the fast moving motorist, concrete painted green is as good a substitute for grass as any
• Damn it Feels Good to be a Gangsta
• Sarcasm should be self-sustaining
• If you know a religion to be false, should you tell its followers?
• When will Linux be a good gaming platform?
• 17 year old freshmen should not be given a Visa, even if the Skittles are free
• Real hackers start their own IRC networks so that they can't be traced by the FBI
• 'C' may be for cookie, but that's not good enough for me, dammit!
• This guy in the computer lab who looks like he should be a doctor
• by any means necessary
• Things every child should be taught
• car fog lamps should be coin-operated
• Exes can be good things
• The Scots Confession: Chapter 18
• Given that a and b are integers, a^2 = b^3, and a is even, prove that a must be divisible by 4
• Daylight Savings Time should be ended
• What is and what should never be
• You meant for this node to be read by me, and I would like to respond
• Should high school be mandatory?
• Automobile tire pressure
• One should be careful to whom he gives the finger
• Any song can be a love song
• Be nice to smokers: any cigarette can be their last
• Everything should be made as simple as possible, and not simpler
• What it's like to be raided by the FBI
• throw away words we catch in cages where our hearts should be
• TV can be a good thing
• so that all her children will be adventurers in light
• Be your own fiction. After that, the story almost writes itself.
• How to be a good evil villain
• You Should Be Sober
• What engineering textbooks should be like
• What it's like to be questioned by the FBI
• Do not put this product into the rectum by using fingers or any mechanical device or applicator
• If you loved her, you'd be home by now
• I was never any good at maths at school
• Whoa, wait a minute -- this is supposed to be a horror story!
• I got a good degree and can't remember any of it!
• There will be no more stories to read
• It is far better to be bored by somebody else than to be bored by oneself.
• If I'd have shot her when I met her, I'd be out of jail by now.
• The Thing that Should Not Let it Be
• These statements have not been evaluated by the Food and Drug Administration. This product is not intended to diagnose, treat, cure or prevent any disease.
• We'd all be better off if shaking hands were making love, and children were found in the cabbage patch.
• It has been claimed that some or all of this article or section is incoherent and not understandable, and should possibly be reworded if the intended meaning can be determined
• How to find out if ANY number is divisible by eleven
• You are judged by the God that you choose to be judged by
• Beautiful things should be left alone lest they become just another thing that we should throw away.
• Any woman who thinks she is pro-life should ask herself
• Just when you get really good at something, you don't need to do it any more
• Evil be thou my good
• Those who are as a light in the darkness shall ever be troubled by moths
• It ought to be broad daylight, but the shadow that envelops the story shows no signs of brightening
• if i'm right, you'll be here to read this any day now
• I secretly admire Cruella De Vil. PETA will be kicking down my door any second.
• Proof that any filter can be extended to an ultrafilter
• Sex just walked by me, and I didn't get any, dammit
• even though I wouldn't be able to tell you any of this
• Too good to be true
• A rose by any other name would smell as sweet
• Speed limits should be higher for motorcycles
• Lame fuckwit who should be shot for wasting valuable bandwidth
• Any odd number can be expressed as the difference of two perfect squares
• You will be advanced socially, without any special effort on your part
• How to be a good motorcycle passenger
• Whoever said lectures should be interesting?
• The monsters of the past will be long forgotten by the time the general populace is ever forgiven
• Funerals should be a celebration
• Every "why" question can be answered by a phrase using the word "idiot"
• Damn it feels good to be a nurturing male
• My nose is producing fluorescent'y substances, should I be concerned?
• What consoles need to be as good as computers at games
• Children can be cruel
• I want to be abducted by aliens
• good reasons to be content
• Any fool with a dick can make a baby but it takes a real man to be a father
• Eat any good books lately?
• Farmers' Market
• The way the music industry SHOULD be
• You're too good to be human
• Music need not be popular to be good
• Should there be a statute of limitations on being a jerk?
• stupidity should be painful
• How to be a moron in any city but Baltimore
• Love should not be routine habitual bliss
• A Tyler By Any Other Name
• lest there should be among you a root that beareth gall and wormwood
• All hardware should be emulated in software
• Food should not be luminous
• The moment you realize you can't be good at everything
• Should anyone be allowed to vote?
• Why the obliteration of privacy can be a good thing
• Went to Coney Island on a Mission From God... Be Back by Five
• Why wiring your own phone line might not be a good idea
• Maybe That's Just As It Should Be
• Wouldn't it suck to be God's mom and not even get laid in the deal?
• Names that should never be given to important files
• Ah, if you should turn out to be a fairy I don't think I'd put you in a jar
• Don't be seduced by the taco bar
• Any function can be represented as the sum of an even function and an odd one
• Software Engineering should be considered a contact sport
• The Story of Augustus who not have any Soup
• how to simulate any random variable by tossing a coin
• Why potheads should be eliminated
• A Jared by any other name
• Gym equipment
• How To Be Good
• It should not be this complicated
• Chalant should be a word!
• Limiting the number of fuzzy shirts allowed in one room
• Rules by which a great empire may be reduced to a small one
• World peace is a beautiful dream that will never be achieved by the human race
• The Be Good Tanyas
• There should be laws requiring electric cars to make the Jetsons flying car noise
• AI should be our top priority.
• Jack Kerouac's Skull To Be Auctioned Off By Christie's

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