Findings:
- If you're going to do something evil, do it on April Fools' Day
- Where the hell do you think you're going today?
- If you're going to complain about store policy, don't do it to the employees!
- If you're going to ride my ass, at least pull my hair
- I'm going to do something stupid if I don't get laid
- Southern Funerary Rites: Things to Do In Dixie When You're Dead
- If you're going to America, bring your own food
- I'm going to assume you know why that's stupid and move on
- You're not going to be happy until you put someone's eye out
- 'Wow, you're tall! Do you play basketball?'
- If you're going to masturbate, would you at least close the fucking door?
- Everything you're not supposed to do
- If you're insane, how do you know you're insane?
- You're going home in the back of an ambulance
- Collision avoidance technique
- Things to Do in Denver When You're Dead
- If you prick us, do we not bleed?
- Get in your car. Do not look back. Monsters are chasing. They're going to attack.
- Son, do you know how fast you were going?
- You do realise that this is going to be our lives for the next ten years?
- finding my way back to sanity again, though I don't really know what I'm going to do when I get there
- HI, I'M GEORGE ZIMMER, OWNER AND CEO OF THE MEN'S WAREHOUSE. YOU'LL NEVER GUESS WHAT I'M GOING TO DO.
- Things to do in Denver when you're not dead: A Mile-High Nodermeet
- Do you really think voting for a third party candidate is going to "send a message"?
- You're not gonna do anything stupid are ya??
- If you don't know where you're going, any path will take you there
- How to treat the dog you're going to kill
- If you're going to speak archaic English, use it correctly!
- Knowing you're going to die when you turn 30
- Things to do while you're between jobs
- What's the point of having doors if you're just going to give away keys?
- Eat like every meal's a banquet. Drink like every flagon's your last. Fuck like you're going into battle
- You're voting this sucka down now, but I'm going to laugh
- Get dressed NOW or you're going in your underwear.
- How do you articulate the in between stages where you feel you're left hanging?
- Things to do on Valentine's day when you're single
- What to do if you're stopped by the police
- arrogant
- arrogant (user)
- The Three Arrogant Men of the Island of Britain
- a beautiful little duckling who wants nothing more than to never grow up in the manner of an arrogant swan
- If skepticism is arrogant, then slap my arse and call me Arrogant Sally.
- assume
- I always assume innocence
- The absence of something does not assume the presence of its opposite
- Don't assume that just because I'm gay, all I want is sex
- The most comfortable position to assume after one has been kicked in the junk
- Don't assume that just because I'm promiscuous, all I want is sex
- Never assume your system is undefeatable
- assume the position
- Things you can assume
- I assume I am a visionary. You will not be able to convince me otherwise.
- Don't Just Assume That Someone Is Straight.
- i assume it is considered odd to be so fond of someone based on text alone
- you assume it's possible to own ideas
- unless, of course, we assume the narrator is delusional or lying, which is far less interesting. Or, alternatively, if we assume magic is real
- "You want to know the only thing you can assume about a broken down old man? It's that he's a survivor."
- DOS
- Where do disappearing socks go?
- DOS memory management
- do
- What do you want, a cookie?
- Dos Equis
- To do is to be
- Do I have to watch my step at every turn?
- Do your homework.
- Do the math
- We do more after 2am than most people do all day.
- Do fat men get fat dicks?
- Just Do It
- What I do with my philosophy degree
- Do not go gentle into that good night
- Trip Like I Do
- Do aliens exist?
- Do Her
- Why women wear makeup and perfume
- It's not the size, it's what you do with it
- Do you really want to live forever?
- Wing Chun Do
- Do we forgive our fathers in their time or in our time?
- What would Brian Boitano do?
- They can see that you're missing something inside
- Do or do not, there is no try
- You Can't Do That on Television
- Do you know me?
- How do I find the G-Spot?
- Spirituality has nothing to do with religion
- comma comma down doobie do down down
- What to do if you get in a car accident
- Do you know William Faulkner?
- Guns don't kill people. Wait, guns do kill people.
- Mr. Do!
- Where do you hide when the dark is alive?
- Do not hump
- "Hey wouldn't it be cool if we could do this" rule
- Ain't Nobody's Business if You Do: The Absurdity of Consensual Crimes in Our Free Country
- You do not have a right to not be offended
- I do not like doctors
- Sometimes I do things just to feel alive
- Do you work here?
- The tattoo phenomenon
- DoS attack
- How do you know when someone's your best friend?
- Beavis and Butt-Head Do America
- Our work and why we do it
- Do something
- DOS prompt
- 61 things to do with an AOL CD
- What You do While I Slumber
- Chung Do Kwan
- Damned if you do, damned if you don't
- do not disturb
- Don't do anything I wouldn't do
- DOS Requester
- what you do
- Why do the things that happen to us make such funny stories?
- Do bad laws cause lack of respect for the law?
- What do you need to transfer to say you have transferred your mind?
- Craving a smoke
- What to do about trolls
- What do you think?
- Fun things to do in Idaho
- What do we do?
- I get more done after midnight than most people do all day
- What level do we learn fireball?
- I do not see her
- What do you want in life, Hal?
- Why do geeks love Robert Heinlein?
- Do you think that girl is attractive?
- Why males have nipples
- Stop reading this and go do something constructive
- Things to do to salvage a shitty day
- Treatment of corporations
- Where do you draw the line?
- This program cannot be run in DOS mode
- Why do you keep banging your head against the wall?
- What Do You Care What Other People Think?
- The emotionally mature thing to do
- How do men touch you?
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