Findings:

• By the way, she has a penis; just so you know.
• She's smarter than me but she's also more quiet, therefore she has no personality which makes me feel better
• She has big eyes and a slightly cracked voice
• she broke my heart
• This child has talent. She needs a better box of paints.
• She has given up on shoes completely.
• She has the biggest cock of any girl I know
• If a woman lactates honey, she probably has cooter bees
• The hardest breath she has
• as she suddenly realizes that the Heart that she has been praying to did not send somebody... but is, instead, here.
• The Jackal: Episode One: A Hero Has Risen, And She Demands Worker's Comp
• She still has my Borges book
• She has trouble acting normal
• Meanwhile, the PILOT, who has been laughing hysterically through the entire sequence, finally loses it. He falls out of his chair and bangs his head against the panel, causing the ship to lose control and crash into a nearby planet
• Even a pigeon has a pussy
• She is stupidly keeping herself a secret, when I know she has sparkly things to show me
• Susan Goldman, who has cervical cancer, is partly thankful as she braces herself but changes her mind as she's sprayed with burning jet fuel.
• I'm sorry I was speeding, officer, but I really have to get to the hospital
• She does not rustle but her flesh has the moonlit shade of a silver birch
• Has EDB finally attained consciousness?
• She Looks Good, but She Has an Ugly Heart
• She has a heap of hearts on a platter and she's not getting mine
• A woman has 30 ways of laughing, but only 1 way in which she cries.
• 5 months with no sex has finally got me in trouble
• Nobody, not even the rain, has such small hands
• I don't think she even knows that I make her smile
• Sometimes the shadows remain even after the storm has cleared.
• She who leaves men as flaming wrecks in the ditch on the side of the road in her wake, yea, even submarines
• if you buy into the wizard's bullshit, soon you're all standing waist-deep in things you didn't even know could exist and no one has any clue how to stop him
• Too much has changed, even while the scenery stays the same.
• When The Tigers Broke Free
• the year that punk broke
• The straw that broke the camel's back
• Last time I was in Chicago I broke my ass
• Goddammit, I forgot the third commandment again!
• Almost broke the rules
• Okay, okay, I confess! It was me! I broke the internet!
• How They Broke Away to Go to the Rootabaga Country
• around three a.m., things broke
• Student broke; never worn
• If it ain't broke, don't fix it
• The man who broke Britain
• How to Forgive the First Girl who Broke Your Heart
• Broke Tsukkomi
• Did you know you broke my heart today?
• Her sleeves ride up on her arms when she moves
• travelling broke (user)
• It's hard to be an addict when you're broke
• you broke it, you fix it
• The day we broke our teacher's mind
• her beauty broke my bones, shattered my thoughts, tore apart my soul
• I broke up with God and my girlfriend, all in the same week
• How this broke ass college student manages his finances online
• You broke my coccyx!
• The time my car broke down and I made the mistake of calling the cops
• we broke it in days, years later still broken
• broke (n hearted)
• All Hell Broke Lucy
• Where was that stooped and mealy-coloured old man I used to call poppa when the merry-go-round broke down?
• Where was that stooped and mealy-colored old man I used to call poppa when the merry-go-round broke down?
• Broke Noder Magazine
• even (user)
• Even better than the real thing
• Even Cowgirls get the Blues
• The Devil went home crying and Jesus never even showed up
• Now I, even I, would celebrate...
• Even God doesn't have the right to utterly destroy children
• God can create a stone so heavy even he can't lift it
• Even though I sleep terribly with another body in the bed
• Even
• Even my faults he adores
• Even Day
• "42" is even to any base
• Even if we're not together
• In your presence even my shadow acquires the sensation of touch
• I can't find my feeding tube
• Camaros are a poor man's Corvette, and Pontiacs are an even poorer man's Camaro
• Being solicited for sex by people who don't even know your gender
• The Bride Stripped Bare by Her Bachelors, Even
• even permutation
• Things that people do more over and over that I haven't even done once
• Low self-esteem is actually one of the most self-centered acts; not unlike suicide
• I'll even wonder if you meant it at the time
• the sum of all positive even numbers is -2
• Even from the East German judge!
• Ernie and Bert are not gay. They're puppets. They don't even have legs.
• Even in hell, I knew better than to eat the salsa
• Even inanimate objects have a sort of life and legacy
• even the fool
• 17 year old freshmen should not be given a Visa, even if the Skittles are free
• Even In Dreams
• Even Years Ago
• I don't even know when I am being sarcastic anymore
• What it is like to go without and then, to not, even in a small way
• Even nerds need people skills
• I'm not even supposed to BE here today!
• Even In The Torrent's Rage
• Man will even get used to the gallows
• Do we even get one whole egg in a breakfast hockey puck?
• Even permutations are not odd
• Girls who go home with you when they don't even know your name
• Even a stopped clock is right twice a day
• Even the moon was wrong
• I admit confusion. Sometimes it causes my head to ache. Let's not even get into the heart.
• Never Give a Sucker an Even Break
• Wouldn't it suck to be God's mom and not even get laid in the deal?
• Hey, we're Pizza Hut! We've put cheese in places you've never even dreamed of!
• even function
• lots of small things can fill up a day without you even being aware of it
• You couldn't fool your mother on the foolingest day of your life even if you had an electrified fooling machine!
• Something Even Better
• Latin for Even More Occasions
• Given that a and b are integers, a^2 = b^3, and a is even, prove that a must be divisible by 4
• How to harass someone who doesn't even get online using IRC
• The guy who can't even pick up guys
• I love you, even when I am heartless
• The Lovecraftian compulsion to keep writing even as one is being devoured
• Even a Doll Can Seem To Have a Soul
• Even if You Don't
• Even in the Quietest Moments
• Obscure Solutions to Even More Obscure Problems
• I assumed we would not even be friends
• kiss, even
• even number
• Do you even realize how much your spirit illuminates? It is like stars.
• Wanting to hear those quiet, even breaths at four in the morning
• Five is both even and odd
• Even aan mijn moeder vragen
• You didn't even keep one bag?
• Groups of even order
• Even the moon likes to change her colors
• You make yourself lonely even though you don't have to
• It wasn't until later, when I was washing the blood off my hands, I even knew they were dead
• I still don't even know you
• Even death is beautiful
• You're a poet and you don't even know it
• Even numbers, odd numbers and the XNOR logical operator
• Even I laughed at me when I built this cross-species genetic analyzer. Well I guess I showed myself!
• Not a fingerprint, not even a whisper
• Writing a solid metaphor and/or simile
• Even if they're really good friends, you shouldn't trust a couple hundred friends with your secrets
• Even In Death
• This was then, and now I can't even find your grave
• Even trees die
• I do it because it hurts, and then even that is over
• The sun even shines on a dog's ass occasionally
• Completely implausible circumstances, even by comic book standards
• Even Johansen
• Even the Queen
• even steven (user)
• Why should I care about proper HTML when it looks fine on my browser? (document)
• fuck it, I love you even if I'm gonna feel like shit
• I, even I, am he who knoweth the roads through the sky, and the wind thereof is my body
• I'm filled with feelings even German can't describe
• No, nothing, not even dreams
• Even as he watched the sea rise up like anger
• Your kisses, even in word form, give me butterflies
• A place where even trees conspire
• Show me your art and I will consume even the smallest part of you, he said.
• It's not love. It's not even close.
• Jesus cannot save you. He cannot even save Himself.
• even though I wanted my friends to know
• Our stories will surprise even our selves.
• I never even went to Las Vegas, and all I got was this lousy t-shirt
• Even the ugliest kangaroo can carry a message of love
• What would get you to contribute even more E2 content? (e2poll)
• Even death requires an essay
• my whole life is passing me by and I sometimes wonder why I am even still alive
• Playing Risk is like arguing on the internet. Even if you win, you're still retarded.
• you can't break even
• but the future is always tomorrow -- even now drowning in bytes
• Even your mother will probably bite your tree hand when you destroy all gravity
• We can't even sort out the space between people, we have no business building rockets.

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