Findings:

• the hope of a skinny kid with a funny name who believes that America has a place for him, too
• Bumper stickers about kids who beat up honor students
• Pokemon evolution isn't evolution
• The Story of the Envious Man and of Him Who Was Envied
• To Him Who Waits
• Kids are being trained to shoot people who chant in the forest
• How to approach a developer who may well be working and ask him a question
• Crazy mixed up kids who stopped living and became zombies
• The annoying kid told me to kick him so I did
• To Anthea, who may command him Anything
• To people who drag little kids to see "Fantasia"
• he gives rest unto him who comes at the eleventh hour
• A list of things kids should and should not have from a woman who has no kids
• Kids who walk in the middle of the road
• Know your pets
• I killed him today, he who does not exist
• He who has ears, let him hear
• Jean-Paul Sartre and the student who came to him for advice.
• My friend is dating someone who likes him far more than he likes her
• Pat the Beastie
• Beastie
• devour
• The Lovecraftian compulsion to keep writing even as one is being devoured
• All will be devoured within the jaws of terrible time
• let her take me, feed on me, devour me
• The Lovecraftian compulsion to keep noding even as one is being devoured by EDB
• They devour the frayed edges of the world, and all we hear is chitinous clicking from the darkness
• Darkness creeps, scouring empty halls, seeking all it can devour
• It Devours!
• Time Devours
• him
• I'm starting to think the secret is to NOT be rich and prosperous. To be 'unsuccessful' (depending on who you ask)
• Leave him in an empty room with a tape recorder
• as much as time to him reveals
• How Candide Escaped from the Bulgarians and What Befell Him Afterward
• How Candide Found His Old Master Pangloss Again and What Happened to Him
• Better him than me
• Crown Him with Many Crowns
• It's not so much that I like him as a person God, but as a boy he's very handsome
• If my roommate doesn't keep his hands off my shit, I'm gonna fuck him up
• For Him I Sing
• Never be without remembrance of Him
• It's never him
• Language of the dead
• Made a decision to turn our will and our lives over to the care of God as we understood Him
• That Thou Art Mindful Of Him
• You can't see a man die hundreds of times and not think him immortal
• Divine hunger sustains him
• If you meet the Buddha on the road, kill him
• Then I poked him in his sunburn
• then I hugged him
• I refute him thus!
• I mean these words come out of him like the right music
• I ain't mad at him
• Before I was consciously thinking of him, my body was
• Peace be upon him
• She thought about giving him her heart
• Is she really going out with him?
• We'd kill him, but it probably wouldn't solve anything
• You want that I should rough him up?
• If God did not exist, it would be necessary to invent him
• Little boy every man has hiding inside of him
• I didn't want him
• Jen, I really hate him
• The one he murdered once still loves him
• He forgets I am my own fierceness; it's not for him
• Why have you shot him for pounding a corn hat?
• And we killed him and he's dead.
• By the way, where'd you meet him?
• a poem for a boy before I met him
• Heart! We Will Forget Him!
• If he's late, you can always start without him
• I saw him lying there leaving me, and I did not know
• I'm not sharing him
• Strange man makes permanent visit
• An Ode for Him
• And that's when I shot him, Your Honor
• Can I eat him, boss?
• To the Not Impossible Him
• If there is a God, I want him on Speed Dial.
• When the suicide arrived at the sky, the people there asked him: "Why?"
• The first time I saw him was I emit tsal ehT
• She calls him Sugarcane. He calls her Hurricane.
• I found him in my head, reading starlight
• death passed him by
• I did not tell him, instead I kept it private like a secret hug
• Praise the Lord! Ye Heavens, Adore Him
• If you meet the Buddha on the road, ask him how far it is to the next gas station. *Then* kill him.
• The Pilgrim's Progress: Part I: Evangelist directs him
• She's All My Fancy Painted Him
• The Pilgrim's Progress: Part I: The sights there shown him
• When I think of him now I can smell horses
• How Till Eulenspiegel's mother told him to learn a trade
• She Misses Him
• I married him because he was not mean
• It was a reasonable chat, I let him have it alone
• I was Chris to him
• Don't feel bad to call him black
• kill him dead; don't call me
• He was confirming to himself that they were laughing with him after all
• I climbed the stairs behind him, without any reason to follow
• The sparkle of this angled blossoming was invading the Earth, and Vug said, "It's spring!" I kissed him.
• Send him to Detroit!
• Just because a man is nice to pretty girls, it doesn't make him a nice man
• Later that night: Both of us crying, him sometimes yelling.
• Of course, first you have to kill him
• His Infernal Majesty
• A day without him is three months long
• To Him She Is A Beauty
• a bit of ash in his face keeps him warm
• Martyrdom, or why mowing a Dandelion is the best thing you can do for him
• I knew enough about him to know his name and what kind of snowball he could make
• The Man Felt an Iron Hand Grasp Him by the Hair, at the Nape. Not One Hand, a Hundred Hands Seized Him, Each by the Hair, and Tore Him Head to Foot, the Way You Tear Up a Sheet of Paper, Into Hundreds of Little Pieces
• It took the helpless maidens to make him a knight of chivalry
• His mind went blank against the flesh next to him
• his whole life, like a thundercloud, out in front of him
• The Mojave Desert spit him out, and the Pacific Ocean swallowed him, half-chewed
• I wanted to touch him so badly that it made my fingertips burn
• Atli bids the Giukings to him
• Lui: A View of Him
• A day without him is three years long
• As Nature Made Him
• HIM (user)
• Seeking the recluse but not finding him
• I had to call my father this evening and tell him I was dying.
• I've come to bury Caesar, not to praise him
• him da best (user)
• a well-placed nail to the temporal lobe guarantees him a lifetime of first impressions
• Worship Him
• I was trying to show him my insides, you know. I like to share.
• I'm the only person who'd ever told him to his face he was beautiful.
• The Last Thing He Expected to Happen to Him in Hollywood
• It was the tree that gave him away.
• Why for you kick my dog and call him fuck off?
• H-I-M (user)
• Some nights, alone, he thinks of her, and some nights, alone, she thinks of him
• A poem for when I loved him
• Loved him before anyone else thought of him at all
• I know him cince I k (user)
• At night, she still believes in him
• a constant, low wind trembles through him, catching his words and sending them out into the world
• I didn't love him until I feared I would lose him. One does not love breathing.
• I shot a man in Reno just to watch him die
• better off with him than here with me
• I hadn't told him
• I never heard him say "I love you"
• o come let us adore him
• What makes him so goddamned special?
• Him, the harbinger of Nothing
• When I look at him I could eat a thousand tomato sandwiches
• hims (user)
• With him it was always like
• Zip him back up, he sucks.
• Inspiring Him
• i smile at him
• Is it fair for him to love me when she craves his touch?
• I will make him promises, but not ones I am afraid to break
• i love him (user)
• I never saw him again
• Praise Him, O Praise Him
• Any man can handle adversity. If you want to test his character, give him power.
• reader, i married him
• He said I'm better off without you, 'til I showed him my tattoo
• Let him gather thee cherries that got thee with child
• Kissing Him
• Tell him, she told me
• We're gonna find the bastard and "reward" him.
• him will I blot out of my book
• a horse that's lost could be dreaming of the girl that's going to find him
• She could not live with or without him
• Adore Him
• When he was five, his father made him murder his imaginary friend.
• you can't love him anymore.
• The "Priest" They Called Him
• Play him off, Keyboard Cat
• To Know Him Is to Love Him
• How Could You Want Him (When You Know You Could Have Me)?
• Things you can tell just by looking at him
• She won't kiss him until she marries him
• We can rebuild him
• If You See God First Tell Him Shit Got Worse
• i told him to write poetry on my arms
• I never met him. He broke my heart.
• His mother is slowly killing him.
• I never learned how to stop loving him
• There is none like unto Him

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