Findings:

• I hate you, or why we cannot be friends
• We do what we do because of who we are. If we did otherwise, we would not be ourselves.
• Governments cannot be trusted with our personal information
• Just because Linux is Free doesn't mean Linux Software has to be Free
• Many girls want to be carnal with me because I am such a premium dancer.
• Foolish man. You cannot turn me into a phantom because you are frightened.
• cannot be again
• thoughts and ideas ought to be convoluted, because the things and people that they represent are equally so
• This program cannot be run in DOS mode
• Why the existence of God cannot be disproven
• I can't be a scientist because I don't believe in God.
• Laugh now, because tomorrow I will be ten stories tall and I could just step on you if I want
• This statement cannot be proven
• The Internet Cannot Be Stored In Your Recycle Bin
• I'm going to be a Dad
• In the maze of my mind, some paths cannot be backtracked
• I write because I cannot speak
• The page cannot be displayed
• You cannot be in love with every beautiful thing you see
• Ideals and beliefs cannot be compartmentalized
• Information cannot be owned
• People tell us who they are, but we ignore it, because we want them to be who we want them to be.
• Because the weather is always beautiful, they don't even know that storms can be beautiful too.
• I cannot be touched by any of this madness
• When the seagulls follow the trawler, it is because they think sardines will be thrown into the sea.
• we are starving because we are afraid of our own hearts, and there must be another way
• Inability to decide on what your morals and values should be
• I like to be reminded this city survives because of these machines.
• We're flawed because we want so much more. We're ruined because we get these things and wish for what we had.
• I Can't Speak Because I'm Drowning In My Thoughts.
• Software that tries to work in situations it cannot control will inevitably fail
• I cannot say I love you less than the stars
• Age cannot wither her, nor custom stale her infinite variety
• My dad made a pop culture reference!
• Ian's Dad (user)
• eternity would be boring
• You're too young to be so old
• To God Be the Glory
• Soldiers who wish to be a hero
• Still to Be Neat
• Warning signs that your child may be a Goth
• So you wanna be a hacker
• 17 year old freshmen should not be given a Visa, even if the Skittles are free
• I want to be a dirty old man when I grow up
• you have to be kidding
• The sad thing is, if you get her you'll be sick of her in a year
• Want to be a werewolf
• We never asked to be babysitters
• How to be a Gangsta (in 5 simple steps)
• How can something so incredibly beautiful be so incredibly wrong?
• You find yourself being chased not only by the bad guys, but also by what should be the good guys
• I'm claiming the right to be unhappy
• The increase of entropy ain't what it used to be
• All scientific theories will eventually be disproved
• I'm dreaming it so it must be true
• It's going to be fine
• Be As You Are
• I want to be somewhere between two points of nowhere
• It Ain't Gonna Be Me
• Two Men Meet, Each Believing the Other to Be of Higher Rank
• Every kitchen maid should be able to administer state affairs
• Should copyright laws be revised?
• Be a Dumbass, Get a Cookie
• You Should Be Sober
• You'll be something special one day. And you -- you have to take care of your sister.
• Thine Be the Glory
• Be Quiet and Drive (Far away)
• Luke be a Jedi tonight
• You'd Be Surprised (user)
• It's hard to be an addict when you're broke
• Death may be the only goal you ever achieve
• If I was any good at this, I would be getting paid
• What a kiss can be
• When I look into her eyes, I no longer care about what the world thinks. This is what it feels like to be alive.
• We used to be more in sync
• Not flushing public toilets can't be always construed as an act of laziness
• Lest ye be a blasted hypocrite
• Then the walls started to bleed again and I just KNEW I'd be the one cleaning it up.
• they does not know what it might be to live without them
• I am a stranger. I come in peace. Take me to your leader, and there will be a massive reward for you in eternity.
• Why RuPaul won't be president
• Sounds That Can't Be Made
• Much has been done, and much remains to be done
• now, when it's nearly impossible to get lost and twice as impossible not to be found
• Everything I say should be a nodeshell, including this
• Any poet can be a computer. Any computer can be a poet.
• If you would be seated
• The mediator between the hands and the head must be the heart
• can i be buried here among the dead?
• I have to admit, I always wanted to be a necromancer
• It's hard to be enthusiastic about reading and books with someone that openly admits to being a bad reader
• Does a modern state need to be a Democracy?
• everything is going to be alright
• I care because you do
• Because the suburbs lacked the proper elevation
• Pity me not because the light of day
• Just because I'm nice to her doesn't mean I want to fuck her
• Listen to me, because I am in the soapbox. This is the voice of the soapbox. I am calling to you. Do you hear the sounds of my soaply siren song? My syntactically sweet strumming along to sequential sequestrations of symmetrically snakey st
• only when you cannot hear
• You cannot fix this
• And I cannot see your soul hovering here, where I would like to
• Cordelia's Dad
• the world will be remade in our image
• begging to be loved
• On the Criteria To Be Used in Decomposing Systems into Modules
• I'll be a post-feminist in the post-patriarchy
• All that I am and ever want to be
• May the Force be with you
• Can the Circle Be Unbroken?
• If I were watched alone, I'd be considered insane
• Farmers' Market
• We are aiming for the worst and it will not be that bad.
• his ability to be stubborn beyond comprehension
• But, my dear sir, if you educate them, they will no longer be Baptists
• This guy in the computer lab who looks like he should be a doctor
• Daylight Savings Time should be ended
• Be cool in college
• That I Would Be Good
• Bes
• I may be young, but I'm not naive
• Be that as it may
• Be Polite
• You have to be in hell to see heaven
• Misery waits in vague hotels to be evicted
• I couldn't possibly be the only one who doesn't see empathy as a curse
• Pay attention, this will be important later
• All I ever wanted to be
• The Enigmatic Head of They Might Be Giants
• Which is not to be found in our obituaries
• How the Internet Came to Be
• The Thing that Should Not Let it Be
• i be an retarded (user)
• I was throwing around useless proverbs when all she needed was to be held and told that she was beautiful
• Attention must be paid
• And Ink Shall Be Your Blood
• every partial order can be extended to a total order
• silly, to not be in love at a rhyme like this
• One more robot learns to be something more than a machine.
• It takes a man to teach a man to be a man.
• Be the change you want to see in the world
• Nothing could possibly be more satisfactory!
• Smile! It's good to be irritating once in a while
• "Life" appears to be a zero-sum structure, but we're running the numbers again
• Six reasons -- er, four reasons -- why maybe there could be a (nontheistic) God
• You can not be in love with every beautiful thing you see
• nothing true can be said in a single sentence, and anything said in three is a lie
• Someday my life will be interesting, and I will come back and tell you about it then
• If we classified ducks as monsters, well, that would be pretty accurate.
• To women, to hide their teeth, if they be rotten or rusty
• let me be your first upvote
• This Be The Verse
• To be in love
• but wherever i go i'll be looking for you
• Are you searching to be inspired? Or are you searching to be amused, be content, be happy? What could you have been?
• Some words live to be kept close to the skin
• to be a rock and not to roll
• things that are wrong may yet be made right
• They leap just because they can, out of joy
• huddling in the corner because you realize you're naked
• Because I've never been able to make anything beautiful
• It’s not because of your unconventional ideas about sex. It’s because you’re fat.
• just because it was an accident doesn't mean it'll come back to life
• because eventually you will see past my magical words and focus once again on the matter at hand
• just because you don't doesn't mean you can't
• You are going to need to get a big princess type dress. I CANNOT fight for the honor of someone wearing cowgirl pjs
• A love letter from someone who cannot say I Love You
• Dad's Army
• Dad's Root Beer
• This wasn't how it was supposed to be
• So You Want to Be a Wizard
• I need to be busy, dammit!
• Be careful what you wish for
• I don't want to be a weeping mass of emotion, but I am
• The world would be in much better shape if our leaders were hamsters
• I fall asleep to be with you

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