Findings:

• Some days are magic, and I can do anything. The other days, I just have to wait, and hope it comes back.
• I miss you can I have the ground back now
• You don't have to catch me. You don't need to bring me back.
• Can God create a boulder so large He can't have anal sex with it?
• Even a Doll Can Seem To Have a Soul
• You need a license to have a dog, but any idiot can have a child
• if you're going to pontificate, can I at least have a drink
• Having knowledge is not the same as having understanding. You can have all the pieces in front of you and still not be able to put the puzzle together.
• you are not trapped in the cycle. you can take a step back.
• Who needs love when you can have death?
• Can I have a light?
• our backs are strong. we can carry this world.
• If they can get you asking the wrong questions, they don't have to worry about answers.
• The smell of kittens that have been careless; the flowers and the beer cans emerging from the snow.
• Having gotten myself into a position where I can have my cake and eat it too, I feel no compulsion to get up from the table
• Though I may not have lived a virtuous life, at least I can say I've lived
• I have a small penis. How can I sexually pleasure a woman?
• we have learned all that we can from anal probing
• from where I stand I can see they have already won
• How can an atheist have morals?
• I have to wonder how this can be a metaphor for my life
• My finger can point to the moon, but my finger is not the moon. You don't have to become my finger, nor do you have to worship my finger. You have to forget my finger, and look at where it is pointing.
• Can I have your autograph? (category)
• Can I go back to sleep now?
• Can we have a metaphysics of frogs?
• Only in the dark can we see the lives we have lost
• i always want to go back. but i don't know if it's time yet. i have some things i have to do.
• The most disturbing thing that I have ever seen on the back of a truck
• How can we have a Y2K problem in a country with both Microsoft and Intel?
• God, do you think I can have a nephew this time?
• Something I Can Never Have
• Rampant mass consumerism is so evil. Hey, can I have a sip of that Frappucino?
• I'll pretend I just cursed myself by saying this, so when it doesn't happen I have something to fall back on other than you
• Having gotten myself into a position where I can have my cake and eat it too, I feel a strong compulsion to get up from the table
• How can I need kisses I have never felt?
• I may have cellulite, but I can still put my ankles behind my head
• Come the Rapture, Can I have your Car?
• I have to get up early and do laundry so I can wear something nice to the weirdo sex club
• Mister Obama can I have a pony
• You can have great armfuls of just such roses as these.
• Why beverage cans have concave bottoms
• Can You Take Me Back
• I cannot produce a definitive list of everywhere I have been, but I can say that I have seen a whole lot of nowhere
• I'll keep calligraphy (you can have the flying spaghetti monster)
• it is a new dawn and I am a new me, this you can have if you want
• i've never wanted to die, only things i can never have
• Have you ever wondered how many gears a car can have? Or: My experiences with an East German vehicle
• if a cycle can be broken, then it will have been worth it
• I can only pray that, when I finally leave, I will have done little enough damage to be totally forgotten
• The monster stares back at me. I'm still young enough to believe that, with the right shoes, I can outrun it.
• Creating a password to convince yourself you have traveled back in time
• I tiptoe back into myself so I can run from what I was
• Back to the Future
• Back in the day
• The day God took back the edges
• back
• Back Bay
• other Rocks Against, back in the day...
• Back to the Future II
• Don't Look Back
• laid back
• money-back guarantee
• On Our Backs
• back door
• bad back
• I turn my back for a second, and Erica gets married twice
• Backed
• Backs
• Back stairs
• Lulu's Back in Town
• short back and sides
• The two most common things to be found on the back of a sci-fi/fantasy novel
• Ol' Yellow Eyes is Back
• back story
• Ads from the back page of the Village Voice
• back light
• Back Street Banger
• Backed Up Outback (user)
• Go back for seconds
• Bat Pussy
• fight back
• Lie on your back and think of England
• Not too far back in time
• this way, that way, the other way, and back
• Back when grunge was still cool
• Drinking Pepsi will bring your dead ancestors back to life
• Go back to Africa
• Her back
• Muscles of the back
• Full Back
• back stabbing
• Back in the U.S.S.R.
• If you could go back in time and kill Hitler, would you?
• Take Back the Night
• Back assward
• back and bat at as hell
• Back to School
• Carry Me back to Old Virginny
• (Don't Go Back to) Rockville
• Back Table
• dead insects are flipped over on their backs
• Amidala Got Back
• Fear of the Back button
• Drop the hamster and back away from the canary
• Bear Back
• Please cut back on your car usage
• Keep coming back
• Looking back from time to time, her tears falling fast
• Back to the moon
• Burning textbooks and then selling them back
• Back to Reality
• Textbooks you save because there's that one chapter in back you refer to every two years or so
• back to mine
• I'll be back
• The straw that broke the camel's back
• I wish I could sleep on my back
• the back roads
• The Cat Came Back
• If you could reset your life back 10 years, would you?
• the small of her back
• Take Back Vermont
• Hey! What's that worm hole doing in my back yard?
• broken back
• Exercises for the Back
• Water off a duck's back
• Back burner
• Every strong wind one leans into and smiles should bring back a lost toy from childhood
• The back of beyond
• come back
• The Very Back
• That gum you like is going to come back in style
• Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back
• What happens when you translate to Klingon and back
• Your hair curls darkly back
• After a six-month diet of blues and greys I was back to white. I was an empty plate.
• The drive back
• I took mine back tonight
• These are the days when birds come back
• Winning back your girlfriend
• Coming out of the closet and running back in
• The Back Catalogue
• turn back
• Stand back from the doors or they might kill you
• Usage of the Sony Playstation 2 controller as a back massage device
• As I looked back, he was reveling in his own feces
• back seat driver
• Call me back when hair starts growing on his palms
• This bridge that is my back
• back issues
• Misusage of the Sony Playstation 2 controller as a back massage device
• Stretching your lower back
• back end
• back pressure
• Went to Coney Island on a Mission From God... Be Back by Five
• Back in Black
• Harking back to fallen angels
• Red Back spider
• Look Back
• Back on the Chain Gang
• My dog is back!
• Every time I fall, I fall a little bit harder, a little bit further, I fall right back onto you
• Quick, put your shirt back on before the cop gets here
• The Rat Pack Is Back!
• In back of the real
• Lobo's Back
• Problems that go away by themselves come back by themselves
• I remember, back in the day, when the Other Users list never exceeded 19
• I hate coming back from the bathroom with a wet ring
• Will Ye No Come Back Again
• Welcome Back
• The Emergency Services called me back
• Back By Popular Demand
• Give me back my bike!
• back up
• To Riverdale and Back Again

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