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• He had fallen in love, but I'm pretty sure the hellhound was only in it for the belly rubs
• Jessica, too tall but still lovely, was not sure she would or should drop the whale
• It was too late by the time the robots came and I couldn't, I just couldn't
• strange and too short but I was lonely
• The real horror was not what had been redacted, but the reasons why.
• but you had his eyes and that was sort of almost enough
• it was years before they met again, by chance
• The Firestone dealership was full to the brim with cars. But I reasoned I would need a boat, since my desire was to go to Ireland. Just then a harsh reminder surfaced; water is expensive in hell.
• It was a dark and stormy night. I had taken a creative writing class.
• I was wrong as a child, to think old people were stupid for asking me where the day had gone. Now I understand... we older people do not live.
• Think there's too much violence in society today? Maybe, but consider this:
• Never in the field of human conflict was so much owed by so many to so few
• You've Always Had a Hidden Agenda, but people were busy with other things
• So says the preacher man, but... I don't go by what he says
• I had never known someone whose death was imminent
• God was in the west too, at one time.
• Criminal Code of Canada - Part XIV Jurisdiction
• We had no bait but our tongues
• He stretched out his arms but she was not there
• "This sandwich is great, but it could be better if it had tomatoes and also gave me super powers."
• By morning I will have erased all traces that I was ever here
• Electronically, I was questioned by a mallard of flame…
• I always imagine those surrounded by time, but I walk on top of it.
• Somebody told me a story. It was pretty but boring. It was Saturday night, my stories usually end up that way.
• When the rescue plane landed, I realized we had resorted to cannibalism too soon.
• I didn't ask if the glass was half full or half empty. I've always had enough to drink.
• What to do if you've got too many votes on your hands
• I was alone for too long
• I was the worst lay you ever had
• he doesn't know, but her eyes widen too far
• So then I tried staring into the abyss, but it got distracted by a weasel and ditched me
• i didn't write this, but i wish i had
• The gun is good. The penis is evil. The penis shoots seeds, and makes new life, and poisons the earth with a plague of men, as once it was. But the gun shoots death, and purifies the earth of the filth of brutals. Go forth and kill!
• I thought he was a man but he was just a little boy
• i thought i was special, but it was you
• before the internet when teen had REAL relationship the boy could look at the girl and judge the diameter of her thorax with his feelers and determine whether the mating ritual could commence but NO MORE. evil woman use her computer sorcery
• Food which was intended as such by nature
• By evening I will have returned all traces that I was ever here
• That Thursday the Universe was curved in the morning and was flat again by afternoon
• The male libido - or - How I was castrated by the 90's
• one was giving me the eye but nothing came of it
• I'm sorry I was speeding, officer, but I really have to get to the hospital
• Grammatical and syntactic puzzles
• I was once young and had a home
• In a dream I had, I was on an island in the middle of the ocean.
• the dead had risen, and there was nobody to pump gas
• She was too beautiful to be human
• What you should REALLY do when you have too many votes on your hands.
• If I was a woman I'd be a feminist too
• Death was a part of me then, too.
• What would aliens think of us if Everything was all they had?
• I don't think I realized what I had gotten myself into, but it seemed like the potential for fun and insanity were there in equal parts
• Swing Low (But not Too Low), Sweet Chariot
• Once upon a time there was an ocean but now there is a mountain range.
• Butt's Twelve by Pies
• I am sorry but when you were talking I was admiring the shape of your lips and evaluating their kissability
• For every rich man who tries to leave this world for a better one with his fancy tomb surrounded by mourners, there are many more who perish alone in the cold, forgotten by all but God.
• but the worm ended up killing them too
• But if life were only moments, then you'd never know you had one
• The virgin was looking apprehensive about the whole ordeal, but for the right amount of cash anyone will take on a horse
• I was shaking, but not from the cold
• Tell me a story about a burro, standing atop a mesa, surrounded by a flock of geese, being fed by a weathered old man wearing nothing but a Jimmy hat
• It was hormones, it was hormones, but it was valid
• I thought I had some great insight into human nature, but I didn't
• I was in heaven, I was in hell. Believed in niether but feared them as well.
• They had left, but her mascara kept running
• Pounded In The Butt By My Book "Pounded In The Butt By My Own Butt"
• every horse can be tamed by someone. but they don't always live at the same time.
• we went to the stars, but all we found was ourselves
• She didn't write like Emily Dickinson, but she did live in a house overlooking a cemetery, and I guess he thought that was important.
• Jacques Chirac was shot in the head by a fascist named Jean-Marie Le Pen
• When she was new, she rolled around the sky like a black umbrella blown by the wind
• I was taken by a honeymoon scam
• She was most amazed by the obvious, like January and the fact that I could not possibly keep her.
• There was a Man Dwelt by a Churchyard
• My first and last attempt at a one night stand was raided by the police
• The serpent was in the garden again, but there weren't any apples left in the tree, so I figured things were cool.
• They know me not by name, but numbers
• My lunch money was stolen by a predatory Mars rover
• I have a most elegant proof of that, but this node is too small to contain it
• She was thinking of a boy in California who had a couch and a job
• When I was young Time had no wings
• He had a prison of brass built in the hole, and then, when it was finished, he locked up his daughter
• How does the Military Selective Service Act apply to individuals who have had a sex change?
• If you become lucid, you realize history's greatest literature was being written as you read it ...by yourself.
• She was the prettiest, loveliest cat at the ball and she had upon her fine gilded whiskers.
• I had to call my father this evening and tell him I was dying.
• She was feminine in the most displaced sense I had ever seen, a known quality refracted through stained glass windows.
• You had to pretend success was fucked
• She had become a mutton for punishment and he was a wolf
• The girls had gone wild and now my dad's cock was missing
• I died for Beauty -- but was scarce
• By morning I will have erased all traces that I was ever a bear
• They wrote it all in perl but it was mostly system calls
• Stuff was started stuff had ends
• The beggar who was too rich for my money
• The avalanche has already started, it is too late for the pebbles to vote
• Not really by the rules, but...
• I was adored once too
• How Eulenspiegel, along with the other boys, was made to eat too much bread
• in the morning it was almost too dead center
• I may not have had enough of me but I've had enough of you
• every secret thing was made by some one
• How Gudrun cast herself into the Sea, but was brought ashore again
• I was once smaller than a jellybean, but now look at me - I am macroscopic!
• Loneliness is but a myth dispelled by you
• the desert was once alive, but I don't remember it
• Music that is either by the Sonic Youth or by some band that is ripping off the Sonic Youth, but you can't tell which
• Oh, no. Look, you've gone and made me optimistic. I was before, but now it is showing.
• The flowers smiled, but she was gone
• Not too sentimental, but I want you to know
• I was burned and bleeding, but the galaxy still spun on
• I bought an orange, but it was a grapefruit
• I learned never to empty the well of my writing, but always to stop when there was still something there in the deep part of the well, and let it refill at night from the springs that fed it.
• Seems I might have stolen the blue part of her rainbow, but all I really did was make it bigger, a way bigger blue
• You find yourself being chased not only by the bad guys, but also by what should be the good guys
• It's too bad she won't live. But then again, who does?
• The Marlboro Man died of cancer, but he wasn't a rocket scientist when he was healthy, ha ha ha.
• The music in my head is too loud to think about anything but you
• I am an adventurer not by choice, but by fate
• There was silence in my heart, but you found a way to break it.
• He was born with the gift of logic but the inability to use it
• and my heart sings of cupboards opening by rainbow seashore but
• Death arrived shortly thereafter, but we were both far too busy to bother with one another just yet
• It wasn't so much a trip down memory lane as it was me carjacking someone's memorymobile and speeding off down the freeway, but I digress.
• I didn't have the heart to tell him I was lying about taco night, but at least the hellhound made some friends
• judge a captain not by his shipwrecks, but by whether or not he blames the sea
• But lately, I've been too tired to care
• Once upon a time there was light in my life, but now there's only love in the dark
• I don't hate people. Honestly. But the best conversation I've ever had still wasn't as good as the worst catnap I've ever had.
• /but what was the question?
• but fuck, it was Sunday and the church bells hadn't even called the faithful
• the fire burned and burned; it was so great and now so much time has passed and the fire is still burning, but it requires attendance
• i can't fit it all in but by god, i will keep trying
• The Box Said 'Do NOT Open" But The Seal Was Already Broken
• It was a dream. But it wasn't a dream.
• Noding for Numbers sure was silly, but it sure is better than Dada Fascism
• your chances of being killed by a frog are low BUT NEVER ZERO
• I don't know what he was listening for, but he wasn't listening
• I was supposed to be somebody by the age of 23
• There was a lot of blood, but the boys needed it
• No important data was harmed by the ILOVEYOU worm
• I was hit by a train that doesn't really exist
• I was raised by the French government
• The German textbook that was written by Morrissey
• Electoral votes by state
• That time I was almost killed by scary cult children
• I Was Kidnapped By Lesbian Pirates from Outer Space
• The woman had a carnivorous frenzy which could only be soothed by the succulent sirloin
• watching headlights roll by, maybe you noticed one, swept by a little too slow
• My Singing was Stolen by Whispers to a False Friend
• What was stolen by someone else
• The dead eat hope. We had none to give them, so they were pretty emaciated by the end.
• I was discovered by scientists, what will they call me?
• I was pretty sure that wasn't how slasher films were supposed to end, but you won't see me complaining.
• I had names for all of those places, but I can't remember them
• I was a young boy that had big plans
• smiling in photographs was a concept introduced by Kodak
• Amakuni once drew an old sword of his from a box, suddenly overjoyed by something he had cast aside.
• I was a bitter, purple-haired fat girl, and I had plenty of male friends
• It all turned out all right but there was so much pain along the way
• Was I nearly as anti-consumerism as I had initially thought?
• she was waylaid by an octopus
• It would have been an excellent story but I had to get off the train
• But where the bones had landed, things began to grow
• Lots of MIPS but no I/O
• Things people put up their butts
• I Kissed "Weird Al" Yankovic and All I Got Was This Lousy T-shirt
• You might be on a diet but you can still look at the menu
• Why mirrors reverse left and right, but not up and down

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