Findings:

• Well, when the president does it that means that it is not illegal.
• We'll take Manhattan
• If a 3G phone signal takes more power than 2G, why does 2G make more noise on audio equipment?
• We should do well to take our lesson from the stars
• Whether you take a doughnut hole as a blank space or as an entity unto itself is a purely metaphysical question and does not affect the taste of the doughnut one bit.
• She does not take her trip. She does not shout out loud.
• Take This, Brother, May It Serve You Well
• How many deaths does it take to make a river of blood?
• Does He Take Sugar?
• Do you take it I would astonish? Does the daylight astonish?
• What a computer does well
• How long does it take to fall in love?
• Why does it take so long to get to sleep?
• How many geeks does it take to factor a polynomial?
• How long does it take to wash church off?
• Does not play well with others
• directions
• direction
• Unequivocal Speed and Direction Camp
• stage direction
• cardinal directions
• Wrong direction
• Directions to Monkey Island
• Madly Off in All Directions
• Socioeconomic mobility in both directions
• theatrical direction
• sense of direction
• no sense of direction yet still going somewhere
• Bartender's Friend - General Directions
• Warning: Splinters off into a thousand directions
• Directions for Singing
• Galactic Directions
• The naked woman raises herself on her elbow and continues her monologue in the direction of the bath
• Men can't give directions
• You couldn't pour piss out of a boot if the directions were printed on the heel.
• Automatic Direction Finder
• Open Wave Cyclone showing wind direction and isobars
• God is a pretty girl across the bar who smiles and waves in your direction; and you think she is waving at you
• Radio Direction Finding
• relative directions
• which direction is right
• oh no (says the pot, in the direction of the kettle) bad news
• We Fall In the Direction We Are Leaning
• Choosing bitterness is taking the easy way out. It's so easy to feel bitter when you've been hurt. Path of least resistence. Forgiveness is a path that goes in a very different direction.
• point your gun in another direction
• I fart in your general direction
• when the sky breaks, and the raw power of the universe roars in every direction
• Does this dress make me look fat?
• What does a woman want
• Debbie Does Dallas
• Size does matter
• Why the sun shines
• John Doe
• God does not play dice with the universe
• Time does not exist
• Daisy Fuentes does not come with that six-pack of Miller Lite
• Jane Doe
• Working does not mean thinking
• why natural selection does not work in this day and age
• doe
• Does free will exist?
• Nobody Does It Better
• MTV sucks
• Does
• How Does Your Garden Grow?
• Does porn increase the self-perceived value of pussy?
• Super Doe deer urine
• The Doe and the Lion
• Microsoft does your mom
• What Does Your Soul Look Like
• Does this strategically placed leaf make me look fat?
• Color does not exist
• Why does Karl Marx drink only herbal tea?
• Nature does some kick-ass 3D modeling
• male masturbation
• Female masturbation
• If a tree falls in a forest, and nobody's around, does it make a sound?
• How to say "I can eat glass, it does not hurt me"
• Mandibular block injection
• Does this ever go away?
• Kids' opinions: How does someone learn to kiss?
• How much does Milliways really cost?
• Does "All Natural" mean "No Side Effects"?
• Does Satan play ice hockey?
• Where Does Everything Come From?
• Why does Pierre-Joseph Proudhon drink only herbal tea?
• What does it mean to be religious?
• Doe Maar
• Christianity does not exist
• Under normal circumstances, the Jewish community does not seek converts
• Duct tape does not make a good bra
• That which does not kill me, makes me stronger
• fog machine
• what does being a sociological researcher entail?
• Does the pace of technology outpace our ability to use it for good?
• The potential for brain damage really does get in the way of a good time
• overnight success does not happen overnight
• Santa Fe Independent School District v. DOE
• I enjoy slacking. Does that mean I'm going to Hell?
• What does nuclear fusion smell like?
• Why does Man kill?
• Why Does Smoking Suck?
• How does Metallica eat a Reese's Peanut Butter Cup?
• How Does Dr. Dre Eat a Reese's Peanut Butter Cup?
• Biological does not mean genetic
• Junk mail never has to spell your name right, but important stuff does
• How does an atheist swear a vow?
• When you dream the end of the world, how does it happen?
• What does your hometown smell like?
• You ever have one of those days where you go, "Well. This might as well happen."
• Windows 9x does not have true memory protection
• where does that leave me?
• What does God need with a starship?
• Does shaking your head hurt your brain?
• Just because you both have the same problem does not mean you are one another's solution
• Why does ice float?
• To which side does your penis lean?
• Humans have six senses, why does everyone think we only have five?
• How much uranium does Canada produce?
• Does the Universe have granularity?
• Why does a bull buck?
• Things my corporate job does to scare the hell outa me
• If nothing sticks to Teflon, how does it stick to the pan?
• Does hate scare people?
• Does your parents' marriage affect yours?
• How does a monkey eat a Reese's Peanut Butter Cup?
• When you call a girl beautiful, what does it mean?
• The absence of something does not assume the presence of its opposite
• Does the Bible allow for additional Mormon Scriptures?
• Does anyone still care about freedom?
• Does toilet paper go bad?
• He who has enough to eat does the hungry not believe
• Does this singularity make me look fat?
• Religion does not cure stupidity, nor does atheism cure it
• Wearing nice underpants does not necessarily mean it's a date
• A "Big Bang" does not resolve Olbers' paradox
• Mrs Doe Pee
• The "future" does not exist
• Does Santa exist?
• Mixing bleach and ammonia does not make a super cleaner
• Does Pot Kill Brain Cells?
• Using drugs does not make you a bad person
• "Let's just be friends" does not give you permission to stalk me
• A little bit of dirt does you good
• This node does not make sense
• What Everything does better than anything else
• does not compute
• Does war have any redeeming features?
• What does a candle's flame look like when it burns in space?
• How does it feel to know you are one of my bad habits?
• Johnny Dooit Does It
• A line allows progress, a circle does not
• To which side does sir dress?
• My Snuffleupagus smells like CK One. This does not disturb me.
• Your God does not make me want to reconsider my thoughts about suicide
• Faking an orgasm does NOT make sense
• Art has an actual purpose
• it does exactly what it says on the tin
• Time does not exist without rain
• Does the flame still burn?
• What difference does it make?
• Roman Catholic theology of a cloned human's soul
• Life does not end at high school
• Not only does smoking kill you, it also prevents Alzheimer's disease
• Does that phone taste good?
• How does it feel to be one of the beautiful people?
• Does Humor Belong in Music?
• How does the Military Selective Service Act apply to individuals who have had a sex change?
• A duck's quack does not echo
• That witch does not kill me, makes me stronger
• Honig v. Doe

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