Findings:

• Don't ask don't tell
• I don't tell her these things, and she doesn't ask
• Being a dickhead
• Dogs Don't Tell Jokes
• Don't tell me it didn't come out
• 23 Things They Don't Tell You About Capitalism
• I don't have any secrets. Now ask me if I have any lies.
• What happens when you tell a girl you'll call and you don't
• Guys who don't tell you they have a girlfriend
• Don't tell her she's beautiful
• they tell you to be your true self. to never give up on who you are. they don't know who i am.
• Don't Tell Me
• Show, don't tell
• Don't tell me about her
• Wait Wait...Don't Tell Me!
• Don't tell mommy
• The one thing I wanted more than anything was for someone, just once, to tell me they don't know what they'd do without me
• Tell me what you don't like about yourself.
• Don't Tell Alfred
• Don't tell me everything
• Don't Tell a Soul
• Don't ask
• Life is like a strange, unpopular restaraunt filled with odd waiters who give you things you never asked for and don't always like.
• Please don't tell me how to do my job
• Don't believe the florist when he tells you that the roses are free.
• If you don't know, I'm not going to tell you
• I don't know what I don't know, so how do I know what to ask?
• Don't piss down my back and tell me it's raining
• People who don't capitalize their I's
• Don't Vote!
• Don't make me get my shoe!
• Don't lie. Ever.
• Don't touch that dial
• Don't be sexist. Broads hate that.
• Don't ever lend out your pants
• Don't let the bastards grind you down
• My library books are late, but I don't care
• How can you arrive anywhere if you don't take that first road trip?
• I Don't Wanna Grow Up
• Friends don't let friends drive drunk
• I don't plan to be dismembered in the next three months
• I don't believe in people
• I don't see like you
• Don't blame Columbine on computer games
• Don't get me wrong; I'm not a feminist
• I don't acknowledge your existence either. Don't worry about it.
• There is despair, Mr. President, in faces you don't see, in the places you don't visit in your shining city
• (Don't Go Back to) Rockville
• don't shoot the messenger
• Don't quote me on that
• Two wrongs don't make right
• Teenage Suicide (don't do it)
• I Don't Like Mondays
• Don't give up
• you don't want to know
• Don't do anything I wouldn't do
• Don't fuck llamas
• I don't want children
• (Don't display in "New Writeups")
• Don't Drink the Water
• Don't lock your keys in your car
• I don't believe in right and wrong
• We read your mail so you don't have to
• I don't want to be a weeping mass of emotion, but I am
• I don't have a television set
• I don't give a DAMN about your character
• If at first you don't succeed
• Don't believe us - we're all cultural prostitutes
• Don't call it San Fran
• If you don't want thorns, choose roses
• Don't hold your breath
• Dead languages don't change
• If you're going to complain about store policy, don't do it to the employees!
• programs that don't compile
• I don't trust your seemingly innocent motives (this may be my last meal)
• If your friends and girlfriend don't get along the relationship is doomed
• Don't be sexy. I said stop that.
• Don't Look Back
• I just don't know when to quit.
• Saying what you don't mean
• Don't Bet Your Money on de Shanghai
• If you ask me about summer, I'll tell you about
• Charlie Don't Surf
• How to avoid people whom you don't like talking to
• Damned if you do, damned if you don't
• I don't remember
• Traffic lights that don't stay green long enough for everyone waiting to get through
• If you can't spell, you're an idiot. "Original ideas" don't come from idiots.
• Don't judge a book by its cover
• Don't Whiz on the Electric Fence
• If you ask me about autumn, I'll tell you about
• Next time one of those tough kids asks you to smoke pot, tell them "MY GRASS IS FOR MOWING"
• Revenge of "Christians don't believe"
• Hamster toys you need, and those you don't
• If you ask me about winter, I'll tell you about
• I don't want to die
• If you ask me about spring, I'll tell you about
• Guns don't kill people, paperclips kill people
• Don't talk about your mamma like that
• Why don't vultures (and other scavengers) get food poisoning?
• I Don't Want to Go to Mexico
• Don't rush me, I'm fragile
• I don't look at the world the same way, anymore
• Cats don't masturbate
• Why don't you just rip my heart out, it would be quicker and less painful
• Guns don't stop dictators, people stop dictators
• I don't understand vegetarians
• Don't Give Me Names
• Don't piss here
• Don't read song analyses
• I don't think we're old enough to know if we're alcoholics at our age
• Old video games don't die
• Don't want sex, be sexual
• French Canadians don't speak French
• Don't piss into the wind unless you want to get wet
• Just don't expect me to understand
• Dream Log: I don't remember
• If I can't dance, I don't want to be part of your revolution
• Do not have sex with horses. Seriously, don't.
• Why don't you dream anymore?
• Don't Block the Box
• Being solicited for sex by people who don't even know your gender
• Don't feed the bears
• Don't settle for no damn coupon which they'll try to pass off to you
• If I tell you, ye will not believe: And if I also ask you, ye will not answer me, nor let me go.
• Don't Crush that Dwarf, Hand Me the Pliers
• Don't stand so close to me
• Guns don't kill people. Wait, guns do kill people.
• I don't want the world, I just want your half
• Don't shit where you eat
• Don't Sit Next to Me Just Because I'm Asian
• Guilty if I eat, guilty if I don't
• Don't mess with Texas
• We don't need no education
• Please don't throw me in the briar patch!
• Baptist jokes
• Don't Tug on Superman's Cape
• Baptist fear of dancing
• Don't defile my sex
• Don't order meat well-done
• Christians don't believe that "being good" gets anyone into Heaven
• Don't Go Out the Door
• And if you don't look too closely, you won't even notice the cockroach
• I don't think of her
• Boys Don't Cry
• Next time one of those tough kids asks you to cultivate bioethanol, tell them "MY CORN IS FOR EATING"
• Mountain Don't
• I will REMOVE the fucking toilet seat if you don't shut up
• Don't answer your phone for the next thirty-five minutes
• Don't Think Twice, It's All Right
• Why don't you drink?
• I don't want to fall so easily
• The thing your aunt gave you which you don't know what it is
• People who don't smoke will never die
• Why I don't like my fellow Asian youth
• don't comment on my looks
• Don't stop. You can sleep when you're dead.
• Why don't men shave?
• Don't beat around the bush
• I know there are other fish in the sea but I don't want them
• I don't like moving.
• Don't look out the window in the morning
• Don't drink through straws on a date
• Don't forget the toes
• Don't do that then!
• A gentleman never asks and a lady never tells
• "Don't die to go to heaven, start in on Doctor Pepper and end up on whiskey!!"
• Don't call me white

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