Findings:

• Your first writeup will be nuked: Don't give up
• You're not a good person. You know that, right? Good people don't end up here.
• Don't give up your day job
• The ones with their priorities straight don't know how to get what they want, and the ones who get what they want have messed up priorities.
• If my roommate doesn't keep his hands off my shit, I'm gonna fuck him up
• "for the last time: Up here they don't wear Lederhosen!": A christmassy eurotrash nodermeet.
• A lot of houses don't even have anyone to board them up.
• Baptist fear of dancing
• Don't give up
• Billy, Don't Be a Hero
• Don't be a smartass and offer up a contrived solution that *technically* solves the puzzle but goes against its spirit
• Why the knobs on your cabinet doors don't line up properly
• I will REMOVE the fucking toilet seat if you don't shut up
• We're sneaking up on you.
• Don’t give up the ship!
• kill him dead; don't call me
• "Don't die to go to heaven, start in on Doctor Pepper and end up on whiskey!!"
• I will REMOVE the fucking toilet seat if you don't shut up (idea) mp3 (recording)
• Your first relationship will be nuked: Don't give up
• Don't wait up for me
• Don't get up. The rain is warm and we are waterproof.
• That man has writer's block but I don't know if I'm him right now
• I Don't Wanna Grow Up
• If they're going up to the sun, the stars and the moon, why don't they bring the moon down for us?
• You want that I should rough him up?
• they tell you to be your true self. to never give up on who you are. they don't know who i am.
• I don't think the sun was up
• Someone has writer's block but I don't know if I'm him right now
• Don't feel bad to call him black
• When I woke up this morning, I thought I was a parallelogram. I still have a sneaking suspicion.
• Zip him back up, he sucks.
• The Man Felt an Iron Hand Grasp Him by the Hair, at the Nape. Not One Hand, a Hundred Hands Seized Him, Each by the Hair, and Tore Him Head to Foot, the Way You Tear Up a Sheet of Paper, Into Hundreds of Little Pieces
• You really shouldn't let people you don't know tie you up
• Don't stick wasabi up your nose
• Throw your hands (up) in the air, (and) wave them all around like you (just) don't care
• Why some guys don't pick up on hints from women
• Don't say I didn't warn you
• Backhoe Fade
• fiber-seeking backhoe
• You've been warned.
• Don't Eat the Yellow Snow
• Don't panic
• don't care
• (Don't Fear) The Reaper
• Don't try this at home
• Guns don't kill people; people kill people
• You Don't Know Jack
• Real Men Don't Eat Quiche
• Don't
• Contradictions don't exist
• We read your mail so you don't have to
• Don't stand so close to me
• Don't Crush that Dwarf, Hand Me the Pliers
• Guilty if I eat, guilty if I don't
• I don't want the world, I just want your half
• Don't touch that dial
• Don't Look Back
• Guns don't kill people. Wait, guns do kill people.
• I Don't Like Mondays
• Americans don't speak English
• Don't shit where you eat
• Don't order meat well-done
• Don't Tell Alfred
• Don't mess with Texas
• you don't want to know
• Don't Vote!
• How to avoid people whom you don't like talking to
• I don't plan to be dismembered in the next three months
• Please don't throw me in the briar patch!
• Saying what you don't mean
• We don't need no education
• Don't Tug on Superman's Cape
• Charlie Don't Surf
• Friends don't let friends drive drunk
• Baptist jokes
• Christians don't believe that "being good" gets anyone into Heaven
• Don't fuck llamas
• Revenge of "Christians don't believe"
• I don't believe in people
• I don't believe in right and wrong
• Don't Go Out the Door
• I don't think of her
• Traffic lights that don't stay green long enough for everyone waiting to get through
• Don't ever lend out your pants
• Damned if you do, damned if you don't
• Don't do anything I wouldn't do
• I don't remember
• Mountain Don't
• I know there are other fish in the sea but I don't want them
• Don't lock your keys in your car
• Don't be sexist. Broads hate that.
• Show, don't tell
• I don't want to fall so easily
• Don't answer your phone for the next thirty-five minutes
• I don't want children
• Why don't you drink?
• Don't blame Columbine on computer games
• Don't Think Twice, It's All Right
• Don't beat around the bush
• Why I don't like my fellow Asian youth
• Don't Whiz on the Electric Fence
• I don't see like you
• If you can't spell, you're an idiot. "Original ideas" don't come from idiots.
• People who don't smoke will never die
• Don't Drink the Water
• The thing your aunt gave you which you don't know what it is
• Why don't men shave?
• don't comment on my looks
• (Don't display in "New Writeups")
• Don't judge a book by its cover
• I Don't Like Monkeys
• Don't stop. You can sleep when you're dead.
• Don't call me white
• Don't do that then!
• Don't drink through straws on a date
• Don't settle for no damn coupon which they'll try to pass off to you
• Hamster toys you need, and those you don't
• Guns don't kill people, paperclips kill people
• I don't want to die
• Don't Give Me Names
• I don't look at the world the same way, anymore
• Don't lie. Ever.
• I don't have a television set
• Don't rush me, I'm fragile
• I don't acknowledge your existence either. Don't worry about it.
• I Don't Want to Go to Mexico
• I don't understand vegetarians
• Cats don't masturbate
• Don't get me wrong; I'm not a feminist
• I don't give a DAMN about your character
• Why don't you just rip my heart out, it would be quicker and less painful
• Don't feed the bears
• Wait Wait...Don't Tell Me!
• I don't think we're old enough to know if we're alcoholics at our age
• Dead languages don't change
• Don't make me get my shoe!
• Two wrongs don't make right
• Don't read song analyses
• (Don't Go Back to) Rockville
• If your friends and girlfriend don't get along the relationship is doomed
• Don't piss into the wind unless you want to get wet
• Old video games don't die
• How can you arrive anywhere if you don't take that first road trip?
• Don't hold your breath
• French Canadians don't speak French
• If you don't want thorns, choose roses
• Don't want sex, be sexual
• Being solicited for sex by people who don't even know your gender
• If I can't dance, I don't want to be part of your revolution
• I don't trust your seemingly innocent motives (this may be my last meal)
• My library books are late, but I don't care
• If you're going to complain about store policy, don't do it to the employees!
• Dream Log: I don't remember
• Don't quote me on that
• Just don't expect me to understand
• Don't Block the Box
• Do not have sex with horses. Seriously, don't.
• don't shoot the messenger
• programs that don't compile
• Why don't you dream anymore?
• customers don't trust me
• Don't call me Debbie
• Don't quit five minutes before the miracle happens
• What happens when you tell a girl you'll call and you don't
• Figures don't lie, but liars can figure
• Parents don't understand the new economy
• don't take a pill to feel the funk
• Don't put magnets next to the monitor

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