Here's the stuff we found when you searched for "Excuse me, I was out running around with the coyotes when you called..."

• the cutest baker in the room was making sadfaces at me when i walked out
• Coyote pups running around in the tea-colored rain, and the gypsy's kids hypnotized me.
• Call me back when hair starts growing on his palms
• man when you are telling me how it was
• He made me promise I would do this when I was next sad. So I promised myself I would not be sad again.
• I remember when it was me who made her toilet flush
• I was discovered by scientists, what will they call me?
• When I was little my mother told me not to sit close to the T.V., so when I was six I did.
• bringing me back to when less was worth more
• She dumped me when she found out I'd been faking my Scottish accent
• You knew I was a rattlesnake when you picked me up
• When she was new, she rolled around the sky like a black umbrella blown by the wind
• when i wake up i can't remember what it was. it's so hard to smuggle something out of a dream.
• I remember when it was me who made you want to take over the world and enslave humanity
• I got the feeling the Fairy Council was mad at me when the president knocked over her coffee to get a better grip on my neck
• So I was balls deep in the guy's ass that night when he turns to me and asks for a kiss. Damn. What a fag.
• Sex and death have both spat me out like spoiled milk for the same reason. I was not afraid.
• I was throwing around useless proverbs when all she needed was to be held and told that she was beautiful
• The rock under my foot that told me I was real when I was an adult
• Where was that stooped and mealy-colored old man I used to call poppa when the merry-go-round broke down?
• Where was that stooped and mealy-coloured old man I used to call poppa when the merry-go-round broke down?
• I remember when it was me who made her skin flush
• The class valedictorian was still tripping balls when he was bailed out in time to give the commencement speech at graduation
• When someone was willing to drown with me, I really didn't want to drown anymore
• You may call me R.J., you may call me Ray
• His eyes look out at me from people that I meet
• I don't remember what her name was so let's call her Doris
• when you're ready to touch me again
• I walk around when I'm high
• She was an intellectual prostitute, seducing me with profound truisms
• Who to call at the IRS when you cannot pay your tax bill
• St. Peter don't you call me
• listen()
• I Was Lost and You Found Me
• Running around that thing with all the stuff everywhere
• let me slip you out of your skin, sweetheart
• She was watching me and I didn’t know it.
• I want to be alone until God rips a rib out of my chest and makes me a woman
• Some people call me a drama queen
• kill him dead; don't call me
• Don't call me white
• Death was a part of me then, too.
• I was a homeless bum
• Take a deep breath and write out your thoughts for me
• What will happen to me, when you die?
• I said I was sorry. Then she looked at me.
• running around in circles
• There is a family in me somewhere and some days it tries to tickle its way out.
• She's telling me this story, and it's creeping me out a little
• Call me a berry-picking, pony-touching star-marveler
• The other day I saw a gas station called Space Age! I was not fooled!
• Don't call me "Caucasian." I am a Caucasian-American.
• I don't want to be here when you don't call.
• Don't call me Debbie
• Excuse me, could you explain again why you suck?
• call me garbage one more time
• He called me Sarah once
• Why Robert Heinlein bugs the hell out of me
• The cactus that told me my mom was asleep
• You never write, you never call, you never tell me what you learned about that mighty groaning noise
• I just had a pap smear, for crying out loud. Don't invite me out for coffee.
• her arms around me
• when strangers tell me to smile
• I need these blue and black halos for comfort, to remind me where I am, who I am, when I am
• Stand up for yourself, OR: How I got the shit kicked out of me
• You touched me when I needed to be touched, and for that I will hold you in my heart forever
• Wandering about with keys dangling from an oversized shoelace around your neck
• Somebody told me a story. It was pretty but boring. It was Saturday night, my stories usually end up that way.
• This node was made for you and me
• I cried when I wrote this song, sue me if I play too long
• I am hoping for a hell deep enough to hold me. I am hoping for no way out.
• Feminism, as influenced by the world around me
• You're never around when I need you
• I Hate It When It Happens To Me
• When I look around, I see so much pain that mirrors my own
• When people say "All-American", they seldom mean me.
• Call me Fish Meal
• Call me a lady and I will growl at you
• Around the Coyote
• Take Off My Pants and Tell Me You Love Me and I'll Laugh in Your Face and Call You a Slut
• I would love for you to come to me with Christmas lights around your head, late night like a ghost
• When the Roll Is Called Up Yonder
• What we talked about when we were reading around the subject
• Who do you call for help when all your friends are dead?
• he calls me girly (user)
• Grace and Fury walk with you, call each by name when the other has failed
• Dressing up in a chicken suit and running around the golf course
• Call Me Princess
• A game which involves running around at night with white plastic chairs
• That icky feeling when a client calls with a downed server and you have no clue how to fix it
• but fuck, it was Sunday and the church bells hadn't even called the faithful
• In which book did Nietzsche claim that almost all higher culture is based on cruelty? Don't call me stupid.
• Excuse me while I kiss this guy
• Excuse me
• I Hope You Can Help Me I've Called Everywhere
• I was once smaller than a jellybean, but now look at me - I am macroscopic!
• When your presents give me hives
• O Lord Thou pluckest me out
• Hey Rocky, watch me pull a rabbit out of my hat!
• They call me Engineer-khan
• You gave me wings when you showed me the birds
• Dude, check me out. I'm like a little otter, a sexy little otter!
• You kissed me. It was sweet and timid.
• You've Asked Me When I Came to Town
• You see them driving around, rubbing the sleep out of their eyes
• You should have killed me when you had the chance
• There are a million girls like me out there
• Even I laughed at me when I built this cross-species genetic analyzer. Well I guess I showed myself!
• When I asked Anna to marry me
• Whereas a Naked White Man, when I met one, always appear'd a new Object unto me
• He called around 5:30
• Don't touch me when I'm on a boat
• Great Days Out Around Cambridge 2001
• I'm a celebrity... get me out of here!
• Please let me out, I won't do it again
• I was wrong as a child, to think old people were stupid for asking me where the day had gone. Now I understand... we older people do not live.
• Around nine PM my heart was breaking so I went to bed early to listen to it happen.
• I a man sad, with a linux box, a slow internet connection and friends who can not see the love in me bursting to get out.
• Before you, there was me
• He comforted me when he thought I needed it, but never when I really did
• I was raised on red pepper and blood. I am so hot if you strike me I will light like a match.
• Is it fair for him to love me when she craves his touch?
• If not me, who? If not now, when?
• What I would do If I knew what was good for me
• I was put on hold for time to gnaw me raw.
• If I was the ocean, what would you be to me?
• dip me in the water red, and unclothe me from inside and out
• I was not made for love songs, and love songs will never be made for me.
• Would you tell me if it was true?
• Don't call me Asian
• What happens when you tell a girl you'll call and you don't
• Here's my number, call me
• Just call me fluffy
• Summer never answers when you call
• What really happens when you call the help desk
• When you call a girl beautiful, what does it mean?
• Of Gods and Men: Who Was This Man Called the Christ?
• it beckons me, the call to write
• Don't call me "Generation X," call me a child of the Eighties
• Call Me Persephone
• Projects that use C techniques and call it C++ make me ill
• call me a poet
• You Will Call Me Kompressor
• All around me
• The Emergency Services called me back
• Call me Anna
• I had to call my father this evening and tell him I was dying.
• cancer kids hangin around out by the trains
• They Call Me MISTER Tibbs!
• he calls me monster
• This was my mountain. You call it your valley.
• A Girl Called January Is Talking to Me
• Call if you need me
• I felt the heat and cold of the microwave chatter in the air around me
• you tell me i live in a malady called imagination and i only can laugh
• Call Me Maybe
• I am a bassist. Don't you fucking call me a bass player, ever.
• If skepticism is arrogant, then slap my arse and call me Arrogant Sally.
• I'm always breathless when you call
• When will you humans learn that your "feelings" (as you so call them) can stand in the way of big cash payoffs?
• Call me Hashmael
• Words are useless full of excuses you used me well
• And I could hear him call to me, as if the world went quiet for that one distinct moment
• call me hiroshima
• Or he'll just kick me in the face and scream abstract noises and dance around outside in his underwear and have sex with the neighbor's dog and try to fly by jumping off the toilet
• "Excuse me, but could you drop your large backpack somewhere else, please?" A (almost) christmas nodermeet in the East End
• When You Said, "Remember Me"
• Women want me when I'm taken
• I Hear it was Charged Against Me
• Excuse me sir, you're making a scene
• Flying scares the crap out of me
• Everything Quest: You kids stop your fighting or I will turn this car around so help me God
• The Tesla Coil made me cry, but I got a free lunch out of it.
• Everything kind of creeps me out
• The tweakers are all around me, demanding tacos and Sudafed
• Excuse me, may I blow your mind?
• Vegetables don't come when you call
• The train that came to me in the dream was already a dead train
• David Bowie freaked me out and then some
• She is stupidly keeping herself a secret, when I know she has sparkly things to show me
• Oh, no. Look, you've gone and made me optimistic. I was before, but now it is showing.
• Forgive me for who I am when I wake up
• Don't make me angry, you wouldn't like me when I'm angry
• Okay, okay, I confess! It was me! I broke the internet!
• Take Me Out to the Ball Game
• How dating pretty boys helped me come out
• Sometimes, my paranoia overtakes me and I find myself asking, "IS ONE OF THE E2 EDITORS OUT TO GET ME!?"

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