Here's the stuff we found when you searched for "Excuse me, I was out running around with the coyotes when you called..."

• the cutest baker in the room was making sadfaces at me when i walked out
• Coyote pups running around in the tea-colored rain, and the gypsy's kids hypnotized me.
• I remember when it was me who made her toilet flush
• Call me back when hair starts growing on his palms
• I remember when it was me who made you want to take over the world and enslave humanity
• I remember when it was me who made her skin flush
• I was discovered by scientists, what will they call me?
• man when you are telling me how it was
• So I was balls deep in the guy's ass that night when he turns to me and asks for a kiss. Damn. What a fag.
• bringing me back to when less was worth more
• When she was new, she rolled around the sky like a black umbrella blown by the wind
• when i wake up i can't remember what it was. it's so hard to smuggle something out of a dream.
• When I was little my mother told me not to sit close to the T.V., so when I was six I did.
• He made me promise I would do this when I was next sad. So I promised myself I would not be sad again.
• I got the feeling the Fairy Council was mad at me when the president knocked over her coffee to get a better grip on my neck
• Sex and death have both spat me out like spoiled milk for the same reason. I was not afraid.
• I was throwing around useless proverbs when all she needed was to be held and told that she was beautiful
• The rock under my foot that told me I was real when I was an adult
• Where was that stooped and mealy-colored old man I used to call poppa when the merry-go-round broke down?
• Where was that stooped and mealy-coloured old man I used to call poppa when the merry-go-round broke down?
• You knew I was a rattlesnake when you picked me up
• The class valedictorian was still tripping balls when he was bailed out in time to give the commencement speech at graduation
• She dumped me when she found out I'd been faking my Scottish accent
• When someone was willing to drown with me, I really didn't want to drown anymore
• You may call me R.J., you may call me Ray
• When people say "All-American", they seldom mean me.
• I don't remember what her name was so let's call her Doris
• There is a family in me somewhere and some days it tries to tickle its way out.
• I walk around when I'm high
• Even I laughed at me when I built this cross-species genetic analyzer. Well I guess I showed myself!
• Who to call at the IRS when you cannot pay your tax bill
• St. Peter don't you call me
• listen()
• You've Asked Me When I Came to Town
• Running around that thing with all the stuff everywhere
• I am hoping for a hell deep enough to hold me. I am hoping for no way out.
• I was wrong as a child, to think old people were stupid for asking me where the day had gone. Now I understand... we older people do not live.
• The train that came to me in the dream was already a dead train
• Some people call me a drama queen
• kill him dead; don't call me
• Don't call me white
• When your presents give me hives
• There are a million girls like me out there
• Please let me out, I won't do it again
• I Hate It When It Happens To Me
• running around in circles
• I was put on hold for time to gnaw me raw.
• let me slip you out of your skin, sweetheart
• You kissed me. It was sweet and timid.
• Call me a berry-picking, pony-touching star-marveler
• The other day I saw a gas station called Space Age! I was not fooled!
• Don't call me "Caucasian." I am a Caucasian-American.
• I don't want to be here when you don't call.
• Don't call me Debbie
• Excuse me
• call me garbage one more time
• He called me Sarah once
• O Lord Thou pluckest me out
• You never write, you never call, you never tell me what you learned about that mighty groaning noise
• You gave me wings when you showed me the birds
• her arms around me
• His eyes look out at me from people that I meet
• Whereas a Naked White Man, when I met one, always appear'd a new Object unto me
• She was an intellectual prostitute, seducing me with profound truisms
• Take a deep breath and write out your thoughts for me
• I want to be alone until God rips a rib out of my chest and makes me a woman
• Wandering about with keys dangling from an oversized shoelace around your neck
• I said I was sorry. Then she looked at me.
• If I was the ocean, what would you be to me?
• What I would do If I knew what was good for me
• Feminism, as influenced by the world around me
• You're never around when I need you
• when you're ready to touch me again
• When I look around, I see so much pain that mirrors my own
• Call me Fish Meal
• Call me a lady and I will growl at you
• Around the Coyote
• Take Off My Pants and Tell Me You Love Me and I'll Laugh in Your Face and Call You a Slut
• I would love for you to come to me with Christmas lights around your head, late night like a ghost
• When the Roll Is Called Up Yonder
• What we talked about when we were reading around the subject
• Who do you call for help when all your friends are dead?
• he calls me girly (user)
• Grace and Fury walk with you, call each by name when the other has failed
• Dressing up in a chicken suit and running around the golf course
• Call Me Princess
• A game which involves running around at night with white plastic chairs
• That icky feeling when a client calls with a downed server and you have no clue how to fix it
• but fuck, it was Sunday and the church bells hadn't even called the faithful
• In which book did Nietzsche claim that almost all higher culture is based on cruelty? Don't call me stupid.
• and i'm shaking like a leaf, and they call me under
• I Hope You Can Help Me I've Called Everywhere
• Women want me when I'm taken
• I Hear it was Charged Against Me
• "Excuse me, but could you drop your large backpack somewhere else, please?" A (almost) christmas nodermeet in the East End
• Don't touch me when I'm screaming
• Flying scares the crap out of me
• Why Robert Heinlein bugs the hell out of me
• They call me Engineer-khan
• I Was Lost and You Found Me
• She's telling me this story, and it's creeping me out a little
• I just had a pap smear, for crying out loud. Don't invite me out for coffee.
• Don't make me angry, you wouldn't like me when I'm angry
• You see them driving around, rubbing the sleep out of their eyes
• What will happen to me, when you die?
• I'm a celebrity... get me out of here!
• Don't touch me when I'm on a boat
• I need these blue and black halos for comfort, to remind me where I am, who I am, when I am
• Stand up for yourself, OR: How I got the shit kicked out of me
• He called around 5:30
• Great Days Out Around Cambridge 2001
• Dude, check me out. I'm like a little otter, a sexy little otter!
• when strangers tell me to smile
• I was raised on red pepper and blood. I am so hot if you strike me I will light like a match.
• He comforted me when he thought I needed it, but never when I really did
• Around nine PM my heart was breaking so I went to bed early to listen to it happen.
• Before you, there was me
• She was watching me and I didn’t know it.
• Somebody told me a story. It was pretty but boring. It was Saturday night, my stories usually end up that way.
• Would you tell me if it was true?
• If not me, who? If not now, when?
• I was not made for love songs, and love songs will never be made for me.
• dip me in the water red, and unclothe me from inside and out
• I cried when I wrote this song, sue me if I play too long
• Is it fair for him to love me when she craves his touch?
• I a man sad, with a linux box, a slow internet connection and friends who can not see the love in me bursting to get out.
• When I asked Anna to marry me
• Forgive me for who I am when I wake up
• Don't call me Asian
• What happens when you tell a girl you'll call and you don't
• Here's my number, call me
• Just call me fluffy
• Summer never answers when you call
• What really happens when you call the help desk
• When you call a girl beautiful, what does it mean?
• Of Gods and Men: Who Was This Man Called the Christ?
• it beckons me, the call to write
• Don't call me "Generation X," call me a child of the Eighties
• Call Me Persephone
• Projects that use C techniques and call it C++ make me ill
• call me a poet
• You Will Call Me Kompressor
• All around me
• The Emergency Services called me back
• Call me Anna
• I had to call my father this evening and tell him I was dying.
• cancer kids hangin around out by the trains
• They Call Me MISTER Tibbs!
• he calls me monster
• This was my mountain. You call it your valley.
• A Girl Called January Is Talking to Me
• Call if you need me
• I felt the heat and cold of the microwave chatter in the air around me
• you tell me i live in a malady called imagination and i only can laugh
• Call Me Maybe
• I am a bassist. Don't you fucking call me a bass player, ever.
• If skepticism is arrogant, then slap my arse and call me Arrogant Sally.
• I'm always breathless when you call
• When will you humans learn that your "feelings" (as you so call them) can stand in the way of big cash payoffs?
• Call me Hashmael
• Excuse me while I kiss this guy
• Excuse me, could you explain again why you suck?
• And I could hear him call to me, as if the world went quiet for that one distinct moment
• call me hiroshima
• The cactus that told me my mom was asleep
• Or he'll just kick me in the face and scream abstract noises and dance around outside in his underwear and have sex with the neighbor's dog and try to fly by jumping off the toilet
• Excuse me sir, you're making a scene
• I was once smaller than a jellybean, but now look at me - I am macroscopic!
• I was a homeless bum
• Excuse me, may I blow your mind?
• Death was a part of me then, too.
• Everything Quest: You kids stop your fighting or I will turn this car around so help me God
• Everything kind of creeps me out
• Hey Rocky, watch me pull a rabbit out of my hat!
• When You Said, "Remember Me"
• The tweakers are all around me, demanding tacos and Sudafed
• Words are useless full of excuses you used me well
• Vegetables don't come when you call
• Oh, no. Look, you've gone and made me optimistic. I was before, but now it is showing.
• She is stupidly keeping herself a secret, when I know she has sparkly things to show me
• You touched me when I needed to be touched, and for that I will hold you in my heart forever
• You should have killed me when you had the chance
• Take Me Out to the Ball Game
• Okay, okay, I confess! It was me! I broke the internet!
• David Bowie freaked me out and then some
• How dating pretty boys helped me come out
• Sometimes, my paranoia overtakes me and I find myself asking, "IS ONE OF THE E2 EDITORS OUT TO GET ME!?"

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