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• By morning I will have erased all traces that I was ever a bear
• By morning I will have erased all traces that I was ever here
• By evening I will have returned all traces that I was ever here
• She moved so easily all I could think of was sunlight
• The first iron-on transfer I made myself was controversial
• Seems I might have stolen the blue part of her rainbow, but all I really did was make it bigger, a way bigger blue
• all I ever learned from love was how to shoot at someone who outdrew you
• I didn't have the heart to tell him I was lying about taco night, but at least the hellhound made some friends
• How Eulenspiegel, along with the other boys, was made to eat too much bread
• It was one of the worst things I have ever done
• I think I was watching the most beautiful thing I have ever seen
• It's really very silly, I was thinking, they are all acting so weird
• I was so cool, that first afternoon
• All you ever did was let it happen
• He made me promise I would do this when I was next sad. So I promised myself I would not be sad again.
• can it be that it was all so simple then
• Around nine PM my heart was breaking so I went to bed early to listen to it happen.
• I'm sorry I was speeding, officer, but I really have to get to the hospital
• Oxygen was the world's first pollutant
• The cat (rumination of all that could have been)
• the space was filled with love like light and that made me shine as well
• She was so tall, and I was so in love
• I remember when it was me who made you want to take over the world and enslave humanity
• I was thinking I could clean up for Christmas
• So there I was, naked and hiding, facing the dissertation committee from the Isle of Lesbos
• The best phone call I could have made tonight
• Who made the first bread?
• I don't remember what her name was so let's call her Doris
• The universe was cold and dead and all the best aspects of humanity and its appreciation of the world were stored in electronic boxes
• She was pain and pleasure all at once, wrapped up in needles and Ramones T-shirts
• If all you picked up tonight was this node title, it's time you went to a Brit nodermeet
• Man Was Made to Mourn
• The dynasty made people die in nasty ways. This mess was necessary and they're not sorry.
• It was a reasonable chat, I let him have it alone
• Have you ever made a just man?
• why I do have to get so deep with people all the time just to gently let them down 2 weeks later
• We pander to each other because we love each other so much and we'd do anything to keep each other and it's made us sensitive and it's fucking killing us all.
• It was all awesome. Then the robots took over.
• It wasn't so much a trip down memory lane as it was me carjacking someone's memorymobile and speeding off down the freeway, but I digress.
• It was the least I could do
• The serpent was in the garden again, but there weren't any apples left in the tree, so I figured things were cool.
• I was so much older then, I'm younger than that now
• No one was ever fired for buying IBM
• Every morning when I wake up, I feel guilty for all the things I have ever been
• The first time I knew I was different
• Was it ever there?
• She always was all tea and oranges that came all the way from China
• And though it was snowing outside, all within were warm.
• All that was left of her was a damp handkerchief
• I Fell Out of School, and All I Found Was This Necklace
• I was not made for love songs, and love songs will never be made for me.
• It was a pauper's laugh. It was what I could afford.
• As It Was Made, It Shall Remain
• Is this what I have been seeking? Or is it an echo, a remnant, a sign that I was wrong?
• I wish when I closed a book I could set it on the shelf and know it was really over
• When I was little my mother told me not to sit close to the T.V., so when I was six I did.
• It's not that it all comes back to you. None of it ever leaves you in the first place.
• God was creepier than I expected so I took it out on the little people
• John Cassavettes Was No Help At All
• I Kissed "Weird Al" Yankovic and All I Got Was This Lousy T-shirt
• I tiptoe back into myself so I can run from what I was
• She was so pleased to learn that she was right
• She was so quiet that nobody heard her
• he listened so well, he was still curious.
• btw, I was raised on Twinkies, I'm certain it made a lasting effect
• I could do without it, if I knew what it was
• unfortunately, his entire corpus was composed in English, and so has been lost to the ravages of time
• Freud was wrong. Freud is dead. That is all.
• If we could build things out of concepts, I'd have pants made of lust
• Wondered what the point of all of that was
• makes you wonder how you ever felt affection for somebody who could hate you so
• I was Christian and all I got was this lousy painting
• After all, the Bible says Jesus' first miraculous sign was to make 180 gallons of wine for a party!
• My first and last attempt at a one night stand was raided by the police
• This was the shinest golden dollar I would ever see in my life and I was not about to tarnish it.
• If all you did was node, your writeups wouldn't be very interesting, would they?
• All it said was clump and scratch, and it only said those very late at night.
• I was the worst lay you ever had
• it doesn't matter who I was, all that matters is who I am
• No one ever said that the moral process of humanization was necessarily a pleasant thing.
• How could you ever have enough?
• I have been alone while I was with many girls
• I Dropped Out of School, and All I Got Was This Necklace
• I turned Quizro into a Quiet Riot CD, and all I got was this jar of lemon-flavoured pickles.
• And the sky was made of amethysts
• somehow I felt hopeful, as if I have finally found a ragtag army of fellow fighters, none of whom cared what socks I was wearing
• I remember when all this was trees
• It was men who made breasts into a secret.
• I spent one year in love and all I got was this lousy T-Shirt.
• some say he was never here at all
• I'll look at this in a year and wonder how I could have been so stupid
• When I was very young, I knew that the world was made of honey.
• So I was cold chillin on the corner on a hot summer's day
• Before the World was Made
• People wouldn't fall in love so often if it were more clearly marked
• I was doing so well.
• It was free, so I took it.
• So I was balls deep in the guy's ass that night when he turns to me and asks for a kiss. Damn. What a fag.
• His ex-wife was so frigid, her clitoris was only the tip of the iceberg.
• The night was alive, and so was I
• I worked at summer camp, and all I got was this lousy case of gangrene
• born under candlelight just from the edge of a knife, was it a life? or was it a light at all?
• So I was drinking with the son of Man the other night, and...
• the country was so nice we bombed it twice
• I was raised on red pepper and blood. I am so hot if you strike me I will light like a match.
• all it cost him was a Penny
• and when you woke up, your goldfish bowl was empty?
• the fire burned and burned; it was so great and now so much time has passed and the fire is still burning, but it requires attendance
• when i wake up i can't remember what it was. it's so hard to smuggle something out of a dream.
• so fragile and cold, i was
• so my crowd was Catholic, Protestant, atheist, confused, and white
• You thought the silent treatment was as cold as it could get
• And then night was here, after a day of measured breathing, and I could forget about breathing because the waiting was done
• It was all I could do not to cry
• It all turned out all right but there was so much pain along the way
• It was all whirlwind, heat, and flash
• Same as it Ever Was
• The first dollar I ever made
• the only comfort we could ever have
• Have you ever been so excited about your life that it makes you almost want to cry?
• She was the cutest necromancer I ever did see
• She was feminine in the most displaced sense I had ever seen, a known quality refracted through stained glass windows.
• I was throwing around useless proverbs when all she needed was to be held and told that she was beautiful
• Where was her angel all those times the sky clouded over
• Could you be any more of a poseur? 'Changes' was a best-of!
• It was fall, and fall does strange things to us all
• The greatest trick the Devil ever pulled was convincing the world he didn't exist
• everyone who ever told me i was pretty was lying.
• I'm the only person who'd ever told him to his face he was beautiful.
• I set my sister up with her husband, and all I got was this great dress and a trip to Hawaii
• The first time I saw him was I emit tsal ehT
• I never even went to Las Vegas, and all I got was this lousy t-shirt
• And All That Could Have Been
• She was buttery. She was asking for it. She was delicious. Let's all give in.
• All he left her was alone
• The artifact was completely impenetrable to all forms of matter except living human flesh
• All I wanted was a Pepsi
• My very first mentor was a heroin junkie
• like nothing ever was
• He was confirming to himself that they were laughing with him after all
• Sex and death have both spat me out like spoiled milk for the same reason. I was not afraid.
• Adam really was the first man
• She probably thought your first language was English; your real first language was Joyce
• if music was a woman you would have a mistress
• if I was doing it for compliments I would have stopped a lot sooner
• They made the sunrise for people like us just so we have an excuse for why we're still up.
• nor was there anything to be attained that you didn't already have
• When I woke up this morning, I thought I was a parallelogram. I still have a sneaking suspicion.
• I remember when it was me who made her skin flush
• more sure of all I thought was true
• Oh, no. Look, you've gone and made me optimistic. I was before, but now it is showing.
• I went to Voodoo Donuts and all I got was this lousy concussion
• I remember when it was me who made her toilet flush
• I went to Atlanta and all I got was this lousy pile of junk
• Long day, all I wanted was a cup of tea
• All the while he was talking she was thinking what his whiskers would feel like on the back of her neck
• every secret thing was made by some one
• When he was five, his father made him murder his imaginary friend.
• some people are so poor, all they have is money
• This node was made for you and me
• I was a homeless bum
• Cain was the first technologist
• She was most amazed by the obvious, like January and the fact that I could not possibly keep her.
• The total sum of all things would be zero if it was not for love
• This is no joke; I always thought it was a company that made trench coats.
• There was a rose that faded young
• we went to the stars, but all we found was ourselves
• He was hard in all the wrong places
• The last girl I dated was a vegetarian. We couldn't go anywhere and so it just didn't work out.
• Never in the field of human conflict was so much owed by so many to so few
• So I turned round and there was an inflatable man sat at the table
• Well, I was tired of being 24 anyway, so there
• It all burned up in the fire there was nothing left
• I fried myself in The Finnish E2 Get-Together, and all I got was a hippie song stuck in my head
• On three separate occasions, I gave up my life so others could live
• I'm so toasty, you could spread jam on me
• Why would he want a writer when he could have a dancer?
• They could have sprung 50 cents for a connector
• Bread Recipes: Yeast breads (category)
• Could I Have Been?
• Going to the hardware store to buy a loaf of bread

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