Here's the stuff we found when you searched for "Go ahead. Crush my heart. It'll free me to check out the other cute girls."

• The Tesla Coil made me cry, but I got a free lunch out of it.
• There are a million girls like me out there
• The last girl I dated was a vegetarian. We couldn't go anywhere and so it just didn't work out.
• Tripping while trying to sneakily check out pretty girls
• I would like to step out of my heart and go walking beneath the enormous sky
• Dude, check me out. I'm like a little otter, a sexy little otter!
• One last time, to dance me out of your heart
• Dude, check me out. I'm like a little auditor, a sexy little auditor!
• Give Me Powerpuff Girls Hentai or Give Me DEATH
• The girl is a doctor, and the guy is an engineer. Neither is equipped to mend broken hearts.
• the bit of shrapnel in my heart that I can't cut out
• I want them to go out as unseen as they came
• Don't litter, but go ahead and throw your cigarette butt on the ground
• keep feeding the fire and it will never go out
• Everything kind of creeps me out
• tell me what you have in your heart
• You can get to my heart by making me cry
• OBAFGKM
• Just go ahead
• me so cute (user)
• eat out for free
• go ahead I'll listen (user)
• Go ahead. I am merely a secondary character in your life story.
• He tells me that I could have his heart and I want to take it right then, slip it into my pocket and run
• Go ahead, throw your vote away
• go ahead and dream, go ahead believe that you are the chosen one
• How, though the Sphere shewed me other mysteries of Spaceland, I still desired more; and what came of it
• the only thing more popular than pouring out the contents of your veins is doing the same with your heart
• Always standing on the edge, you forced me in heart first
• Changing Your Life For Free (Or, 12-Step Programs?!: WTF Is In It For Me?!)
• Things to consider before you call that cute girl or guy
• Straight girls who go to strip clubs
• Girls possess me but they're never mine.
• How to Forgive the First Girl who Broke Your Heart
• I'm not in love, set me free
• Don't Go Out the Door
• he looks a little like you... so i would rather talk about other pretty girls
• Go out and get some fresh air
• Seven for a magpie who tells me where to go
• It is important go out for a late walk in the new snow
• I gotta go right now. Someone is videotaping me in my spaceship.
• Loophole Abusing a Magic Cauldron, Chapter 4: Go Home, Girl
• Get out of Hell free card
• their eyes meet for the first time, but they saw each other's hearts
• Check it out
• Love me till your heart stops. Love me till I'm dead.
• The reason people go to war is because they don't understand the feelings of others.
• it'd break my heart but if i knew you got away it'd give me peace of mind till the day i die
• How dating pretty boys helped me come out
• Hey Rocky, watch me pull a rabbit out of my hat!
• They call you heartless, but you have a heart, and I love you for being ashamed to show it. You are ashamed of your flood, while others are ashamed of their ebb.
• let go of what you think other people think
• She writes notes to me, to keep me in check
• Send me a check for eleven cents
• Sexually harrassing each other in that cute, non-threatening teenage way
• On your feet. Fast and free. Follow me.
• What happens to my soul if I go mad? Does it stay trapped inside or is it floating free?
• inside my heart where the weeds take root now I'll set you free
• The Girls Want to Go to a Nightclub
• Oh be a fine girl kiss me right now sweetheart
• You are the kind of girl my mother warned me about
• check it out of the library
• Deals well with ambiguity: a savagely long writeup about why boys are not like girls and other things
• The Other Boleyn Girl
• Girls' Night Out
• Tender girl sipping and planning out her future
• Girls who go home with you when they don't even know your name
• A cute lady mechanic who fixed his engine and damn near broke his heart
• Gonna go buy me some Jesus!
• old chestnut: where did the other square go?
• Nobody likes me, everybody hates me, think I'll go eat worms
• Streetlights go out
• before the internet when teen had REAL relationship the boy could look at the girl and judge the diameter of her thorax with his feelers and determine whether the mating ritual could commence but NO MORE. evil woman use her computer sorcery
• You go wait out in the truck
• Watching the stars go out
• Before we dump the bodies, you guys wanna go to Hooters?
• I don't go out of my way to believe in anything
• I feel the way bank robbers must feel before they go out on that last job that ends up getting them all killed. That is to say, optimistic.
• Where did you go? Out. What did you do? Nothing.
• Water goes down the drain the same way in Australia
• To that cute little goth girl sitting in the pizza parlour
• To anyone who this may have hurt, please forgive me. The darkness keeps calling and I must go.
• Crying you out of my heart
• Don't kill your invisible husband to see what he looks like or you'll sob your heart out. But don't worry about the millions of invisible men coming to attack your village because they won't kill you if you don't know how to fight them.
• Why don't you just rip my heart out, it would be quicker and less painful
• Where do they go when they walk out and leave the body behind?
• The power's out in the heart of man
• Into the Heart of the Whole :: Anderry Inne, But Not Out Again
• My heart is a still and my blood is whiskey. Take a shot of me beneath the moon.
• i gave her my heart. she gave me a pen.
• If you want somebody's heart, catch it when they cut it out
• If you want somebody's heart, catch it when they pour it out
• You touched me when I needed to be touched, and for that I will hold you in my heart forever
• heart medications which all have names like alien military from other planets
• You will know me by those colors, deep and bold, of the heart you never knew.
• O Lord Thou pluckest me out
• Out of practice but my heart hurts so
• You taught me to drive at night in the rain, for this I will hold you in my heart forever
• Don't touch, check with other passengers, inform station staff or dial 999
• You have the right to be angry at me for breaking my heart.
• Flying scares the crap out of me
• Why Robert Heinlein bugs the hell out of me
• Sometimes, my paranoia overtakes me and I find myself asking, "IS ONE OF THE E2 EDITORS OUT TO GET ME!?"
• Hurt me, use me, make me write bad checks
• Take Me Out to the Ball Game
• She dumped me when she found out I'd been faking my Scottish accent
• The shape of me and other stuff
• Don't go out without a coat
• Get out of jail free card
• Free to Be, You and Me
• I have a crush on a girl in France
• Hold your breath until your heart races; imagine yourself breaking free
• Free to Go
• You can check out any time you like, but you can never leave.
• I'm out; I'm free. Down here the night air is purple. What do I do with it all?
• Pale sickly white girl, why you no love me?
• What do girls think about guys who think about what other people think about girls and what they do?
• To the three girls who stopped me today on my way to class
• The four-eyed girl could make me cry
• Boy/girl/other bands and why they're good for real musicians
• Ask out the girl of your dreams
• The Girl in the Basement and Other Stories
• You go girl. I mean it, run
• A Girl Called January Is Talking to Me
• Check out my skinny thighs!
• I used to let a fat girl cuddle with me
• Some Girls Are Bigger Than Others
• not like the other girls
• The Girl I Left Behind Me
• You go girl!
• Don't Crush that Dwarf, Hand Me the Pliers
• My crush asked if he could kiss me
• The girl who cried 'rape me'
• I didn’t know why it took girls so long to do their makeup until someone showed me how to dismantle the patriarchy with an allen wrench and a roast chicken ballotine.
• the unbeatable Squirrel Girl Vol.3, Squirrel, you really got me now
• You're a girl to me, plain and simple.
• Resist all the urges that make you wanna go out and kill
• Go out to the country
• go out
• Odd Girl Out
• Screaming Bullet of Compact Imported Death, or: How I Found Out My Mazda Protege Could Go 130mph
• go out on a limb
• When all the stars go out at night
• School Girl Crush
• It kills me to watch them go
• Go then. There are other worlds than these.
• Why Kurt had to go out the window
• Mother May I Go out to Swim
• I am clothed when other people go almost naked through the frozen cities in winter
• They are telling me it is time to go
• the good in others can take us where we can't go alone
• I know it's boring to go on about it, it bores me to sleep, but what the hell, why doesn't it fade
• If I tell you, ye will not believe: And if I also ask you, ye will not answer me, nor let me go.
• Crush out of control
• Wake Me Up Before You Go Go
• To go out on the pull
• answer: where did the other square go?
• Many girls want to be carnal with me because I am such a premium dancer.
• a grief so strong I thought it would crush me there
• it's good for me to go and not have there be words
• What's the use in straightening out just to go down a path that's crooked?
• will you take me with you when you go?
• this is why you always leave me, this is why you'll never go
• Eat your heart out, Steve
• Gotta go. My AI girlfriend is dumping me.
• Never Let Me Go
• you, radiating out among the crush of people

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