Findings:

• unfortunately, his entire corpus was composed in English, and so has been lost to the ravages of time
• my mind has long been gnawed by the cankering tooth of mystery
• The sound of children screaming has been removed
• A book has always been my best friend
• Oceania has always been at war with Eastasia
• The Piano Has Been Drinking
• God can create a stone so heavy even he can't lift it
• Oh well, I guess I'll have to stain the world with darkness until my bloodlust has been quenched.
• Our desire to remember has been fragmented into a thousand slices
• This statement has not been evaluated by the FDA
• I'm sorry, I didn't realize God was on campus today
• Your radical ideas about many things have already occurred to others but have never been articulated in a fashion so accessible to current generations
• To One who has been Long in City Pent
• Evolution has never been observed
• Shuddering like ice has been dumped down your pants
• How many times has God twiddled his thumbs before he put vertebrates on the Earth?
• God has sent you this experience in order to deepen you
• Every new technology has been endowed with the potential to transform society
• sex has always been a marketing strategy
• Ku, Work on What Has Been Spoiled (Decay)
• Few things ruin a romantic evening like finding your car has been towed
• By the way, she has a penis; just so you know.
• Everything Quest: You kids stop your fighting or I will turn this car around so help me God
• The ringing has been drowned out by voices
• I wasn't always an atheist, and God wasn't always so disappointing
• Communication is a good thing, this has been shown
• My one regret as of yet is that my life has been utterly tolerable
• the hottest it has ever been
• It hasn't been so long, but
• Have you ever been so excited about your life that it makes you almost want to cry?
• So now that I've been cursed to die...
• My life has suddenly been decided for me
• How to check if someone has been through it all
• You haven't seen it and you don't understand. I have malice. I have cruelty. The little fire that's always been inside me isn't so little anymore.
• someone has been out crying on my lawn again
• I'll look at this in a year and wonder how I could have been so stupid
• That God at their fountains far off hath been raining.
• i have been burning for so long
• a secret cabal of squirrels has been slowly terraforming the world behind our backs
• Why would a god let so many of his "flock" stray?
• God has power, whether or not one believes in Her/Him
• So this one time, God walked into an inn...
• It feels so fine to be a fish today
• The light at the end of the tunnel has been switched off.
• Time Has Come Today
• God was creepier than I expected so I took it out on the little people
• The most comfortable position to assume after one has been kicked in the junk
• My dog has been stolen
• How to find something which has been lost
• So I ain't the greatest god in the pantheon
• Your IP address has been logged.
• Your request for no MSG has been denied
• Nobody wins the game of who has been hurt more
• jealousy, which has been a sort of game you played with yourself, now grips you relentlessly.
• Your computer has been cracked
• How interesting facts and theories are discredited
• We're sorry to inform you: Tony Orlando has been postponed
• Your success in life has been predetermined from birth
• Gap analysis of a telephone call
• Everything that can be invented has been invented
• Lesbian Robot Vampires : Oh No, Mr. Spooner Has Been Poisoned
• Attention has been paid
• How to check if someone has been to the mall
• It has not been a wonderful day
• The lust of years has been fulfilled
• we're all ready to break. has it always been like this?
• The weight has been lifted
• Much has been done, and much remains to be done
• So you've been diagnosed with a trendy mental illness
• The ceiling of innovation has been reached
• Everything always comes back to me. Everything has always been my fault
• my experience with wishes has not been very positive
• It's been so long since I've known this feeling
• Been Brown So Long, It Looked Like Green to Me: The Politics of Nature
• My life's got rags, my life's got riches. They've all been mixed together for so long it's hard to tell them apart.
• Choosing bitterness is taking the easy way out. It's so easy to feel bitter when you've been hurt. Path of least resistence. Forgiveness is a path that goes in a very different direction.
• It's not so much that I like him as a person God, but as a boy he's very handsome
• God dammit, Jenkins, grab my balls!
• God has no free will
• It has been said that democracy is the worst form of government except all the others that have been tried.
• Has Been
• If God is good, why is there so much suffering in the world?
• I'm a cynical bastard because I care so much, dammit
• ______ is considered a potential weapon because of its threatening nature and quick deployment and therefore has been made illegal
• WARNING: Long term exposure to women has been known to cause bitterness and alcoholism during laboratory tests
• So someone tells you they've been raped
• Can God create a boulder so large He can't have anal sex with it?
• Sorry. Position has been filled.
• So couch, I hear you've been sleeping with her
• Proximity Martini
• Meanwhile, the PILOT, who has been laughing hysterically through the entire sequence, finally loses it. He falls out of his chair and bangs his head against the panel, causing the ship to lose control and crash into a nearby planet
• I asked God for a bike, but I know God doesn't work that way. So I stole a bike and asked for forgiveness.
• So young and already God is fading
• So your ceiling has fallen on your pinball machine. What do you do?
• feline allergies
• As the plow follows words, so God rewards prayers
• the fire burned and burned; it was so great and now so much time has passed and the fire is still burning, but it requires attendance
• It's not red nailpolish I'm wearing; I went hunting today, so this is the proof.
• So he's dressed a little differently and he has a halo-like light above his head.
• If God has a dwelling place, it is in libraries
• It has been claimed that some or all of this article or section is incoherent and not understandable, and should possibly be reworded if the intended meaning can be determined
• Western Civilization has been dead for the last 60 years
• No one has ever been bitten to death by a poisonous snake in a ball pit
• So help me God
• So - you've been making love to me ten thousand miles away - how tantalizing.
• This has not been an easy year.
• The Honor Roll has been retired (document)
• An American Testament has been written, and our Ten Commandments are as follows
• I've been looking so long at these pictures of you that I almost believe that they are real
• Have you been a dad today?
• Oceania has never been at war
• Been
• I've Been Workin' On The Railroad
• Who's been messin' with my laser?
• been through the fire
• You know you've been hacking too long when
• Animals that should not have been domesticated
• Evolution is only a theory
• I've Been Working on the Railroad
• Phone books have never been this exciting!
• Why there hasn't been much hooliganism in holland during Euro2000
• And I would have gotten away with it, too, if it hadn't been for you meddling kids!
• I may or may not have been naked
• This is a story I wish I had been able to write. Hope you like it.
• It's been lovely
• It's All Been Done Before
• I know I have been dreaming
• These statements have not been evaluated by the Food and Drug Administration. This product is not intended to diagnose, treat, cure or prevent any disease.
• Final moments lost to what should have been
• Laugh when you have been listening well
• Have you ever been illusioned?
• Someone's been messing with my anti-paranoia medication!
• The software hath been released
• What Might Have Been
• Sweet 16 and never been kissed
• I have been showing you what a warrior is not.
• It Must Have Been the Roses
• Grief, killing grief, have not my torments been
• All Girls Should Have Been Born Blonde
• I've been shot!
• I've been duped by Satan!
• Life had been an opportunity lost
• The path we have been walking
• And All That Could Have Been
• It could have been me
• I'm sorry, I don't think we've been properly introduced
• Never been to Woonsocket, never been to Spain
• send me your muzzle, the one that you've been biting on
• Discard Packet B. Packet B's been a naughty packet.
• I've been expecting you
• The bong on the table must have been part of the scenery
• Because I've never been able to make anything beautiful
• It's been a night shift of a life for us all.
• Things that have never been said in the entire history of man
• Do not be surprised, I have always been your canvas, Argenis.
• Could have beens, should have beens
• You've been slowly taking me over for nearly a year, do you know that?
• The End Of The Way It's Always Been
• The classic Warner Brothers cartoon characters have been replaced by lookalikes
• You have been paroled from participation in the Capitalist Project
• Help! My sister's been abducted by Christians!
• You've Been Framed
• Never Been Kissed
• I had been hungry all the years
• I don't have a postmodern condition; I've always been like this
• Wear something red today in order to serve as a reminder of the radiance of your loving heart
• Strangers have been, and continue to be, very kind to me. Thank you.
• It's been almost three weeks since yesterday.
• 40 Albums That Should've Been Hits: 1971
• I’ve been completed
• love like you've never been hurt
• every statue in town came to life, but they'd been watching long enough to know better than to ever move
• I am not gay. I have never been gay.
• This is the oldest I've ever been
• It's been odd out in the world
• If it had been able to, the light would have smiled
• We are the people we have been waiting for.
• I must have been mental to have done something like that, eh?
• For all sad words on tongue or pen, the saddest are these: "It might have been."
• How many lives could have been saved had we just said "Please" more often?
• Since I've Been Loving You
• I've been on the net (user)

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