Findings:
- I am not making this up
- Forgive me for who I am when I wake up
- The voice of God spoke to me. It said, "Lift up everyone around you."
- god help me
- Help Me I Am In Hell
- lord help me, for i am weak
- So help me God
- Everything Quest: You kids stop your fighting or I will turn this car around so help me God
- You dropped that name, let me help you pick it up
- I Am a Child of God
- Fragmentation often helps me perceive facets
- Went to bed a god and woke up as a peasant
- Many girls want to be carnal with me because I am such a premium dancer.
- Excuse me sir, you're making a scene
- As for me, I am a watercolor. I wash off.
- Correct me if I'm wrong, and if I am, I'll eat a bug
- I pray to God you don't look at me. You pray to God I don't look back.
- Foundation for Telling Me How Great I Am
- I am the child with her nose pressed up against the window.
- I can only pray that the same technology that created this crisis can help me put an end to it.
- One of these days the cops will catch up with me
- You Burn Me Up I'm a Cigarette
- I am at the crossroads in the Garden of Eden, and before me is the Tree of Knowledge.
- In another world, I am you and you are me
- For the love of God, I am not a female!
- I broke up with God and my girlfriend, all in the same week
- Why are you following me? What I am trying to escape is you.
- So - you've been making love to me ten thousand miles away - how tantalizing.
- Chicken-cleaning brushes
- Put That Thing Back Where it Came From or So Help Me
- Boy meets me, boy becomes infatuated with me, boy realizes I take up space, boy runs like hell
- Stand up for yourself, OR: How I got the shit kicked out of me
- Hit me up
- Help Me, Rhonda
- I need these blue and black halos for comfort, to remind me where I am, who I am, when I am
- I am a bassist. Don't you fucking call me a bass player, ever.
- I am going to make it through this year if it kills me
- I am someone and I wish so much I could help you
- You can now flame me, I am full of love
- You tell me this is God?
- Your God does not make me want to reconsider my thoughts about suicide
- Me and Sue and Ricky and God
- God holds me
- The sky is a machine for making gods
- Are You There God? It's Me, Margaret.
- For the love of God, I am not a homosexual!
- How is poetic form going to help me scream about revolution
- Is Everything2 making me more or less intelligent?
- Beam Me Up, Scotty
- the cutest baker in the room was making sadfaces at me when i walked out
- Making up (stories) for lost time
- She wakes me up by tickling my feet
- You couldn't make me give it up to cheapening words for all the empathy and adulation in the world
- the little moose that tears me up inside
- His name came up like a match on wooden me
- Brought down as White, kept down as Black, brought up as None, left with me
- Sweep me up
- Help! I'm noding and I can't get up!
- Society made me what I am
- i am tha god a speed
- my whole life is passing me by and I sometimes wonder why I am even still alive
- I am hoping for a hell deep enough to hold me. I am hoping for no way out.
- Don't call me "Caucasian." I am a Caucasian-American.
- Take Me As I Am
- The bastards hung me in the spring of '25, but I am still alive.
- I am he as you are he as you are me and we are all together
- She is lobbing rainbows at me from across the room and I am swallowing them like fear.
- And yet, when the warm breeze of spring greets my face and the sunlight does not make me shield my eyes, I know I am not alone.
- Thanks for telling me I am suicidal
- tell me, am i very far?
- O God Our Help in Ages Past
- I want to be alone until God rips a rib out of my chest and makes me a woman
- God is good, people are screwed up
- I know the world will hate me for who I am.
- Me and Sue and Ricky and God (idea) mp3 (recording)
- I have this mental image of God laughing at me.
- Show Me God
- God help us
- Yes. God forgive me. Yes.
- they tell you to be your true self. to never give up on who you are. they don't know who i am.
- This is me. This is who I am. The numbers shouldn't matter.
- How dating pretty boys helped me come out
- But I'm a good person! Yeah great you wanna help me with this or what?
- The drinks that helped me through 2023
- When words fail me, music helps. I can at least sing along.
- Help Me Out, Will You?
- Help me help you
- Thinking that the wisteria is making me homesick
- I have given up other interests to help you. It will be a pleasure to know that my labour has not been in vain.
- You can get to my heart by making me cry
- Making up with Tru
- I've fallen and I can't get up!
- let me grow up
- A great big ugly man came up and tied his horse to me
- Lifetimes are catching up with me
- They blew up the world, but what really pisses me off
- Don't wait up for me
- A child who will clearly grow up to be as demented as me
- You knew I was a rattlesnake when you picked me up
- Wake Me Up Before You Go Go
- They grow up. No one told me.
- Wake me up if you still want me
- Somebody told me a story. It was pretty but boring. It was Saturday night, my stories usually end up that way.
- Shag Me Up The Botty (user)
- I'm up, he sees me, I'm down
- Please let me wake up and find myself found
- Build Me Up Buttercup
- You say you want to help me
- Look at me, I am moving on
- I may be lying in the gutter, but I am looking up at the stars
- Religion doesn't allow me to be who I am
- I will wait until your quiet makes me remember I am waiting.
- I am going to beat up Reel Big Fish
- I was raised on red pepper and blood. I am so hot if you strike me I will light like a match.
- I could grow up to become the soft ineffectual synthesis of untold compromises that I am today
- I am the red, the white, & the blue. No man cometh to freedom except through me.
- i am god 1792 (user)
- For the love of homosexuality, I am not God!
- I assume I am a visionary. You will not be able to convince me otherwise.
- I am the god of hell fire, and I bring you ...
- I am the god of fuck!
- I felt a need for some excitement tonight, so I drove up and down random streets yelling "I am one with the flying cows!" at regular intervals
- i have messed up. i am a horrible person.
- I am a stranger. I come in peace. Take me to your leader, and there will be a massive reward for you in eternity.
- I was once smaller than a jellybean, but now look at me - I am macroscopic!
- Watch Me: I Am a Woman
- I am built to ignore hard truths and keep dreaming. That's what it is to be me.
- I am done making your heartaches my passion
- why am i me, and you're you?
- I know you're up there. I am but a discontented symbol birthed from the blood of your terrible pen.
- God am I?
- I Am Your God (user)
- i am a human being. nothing human is alien to me.
- I am nothing in the presence of a god
- God helps those who help themselves
- it is a new dawn and I am a new me, this you can have if you want
- My God, don't tempt me!
- The Weddings I have Performed, or Why God is Gonna Kill Me
- kiss it up to God
- I'd like to thank God for allowing me
- Remind Me Who I Am, Again
- Rise Up O Men of God
- A conversation between me and god
- i am always awake. what do you require of me?
- I put my head down and hoped to God she wasn't looking at me
- To activate god mode, hit tab three times and double click me!
- Breathe on me, Breath of God
- I don't believe in God or the soul but these machines can make me cry
- God save me from the gift of prophecy
- Somewhere there's a god who wants me
- God keep me from ever completing anything
- For Gods Sake roll up the windows
- Help me tell you a story about things and yourself, without pants
- Please help me!
- Waking Up God
- Please God, make me a stone.
- I am giving you every opportunity to let me down
- Tell me what God is like, cause I'm starting to forget
- Listen to me, because I am in the soapbox. This is the voice of the soapbox. I am calling to you. Do you hear the sounds of my soaply siren song? My syntactically sweet strumming along to sequential sequestrations of symmetrically snakey st
- I am the God of Static Electricity and Vibrators
- Help Me, Daddy
- help me (user)
- I Hope You Can Help Me I've Called Everywhere
- Please tell me everything, this means you, I am hungry and also
- I will not help you beat yourself up
- Hello, I take Zoloft. I am so gloriously mentally ill! You will love me, yes?
- I'm trying to see little old ladies as versions of my mom; it helps me be a better person
- Waking up at 7:00 am to hear your cat puking
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