Findings:

• god help me
• I am not making this up
• Forgive me for who I am when I wake up
• So help me God
• Everything Quest: You kids stop your fighting or I will turn this car around so help me God
• Help Me I Am In Hell
• lord help me, for i am weak
• The voice of God spoke to me. It said, "Lift up everyone around you."
• You dropped that name, let me help you pick it up
• I Am a Child of God
• How is poetic form going to help me scream about revolution
• Many girls want to be carnal with me because I am such a premium dancer.
• Making up (stories) for lost time
• As for me, I am a watercolor. I wash off.
• Correct me if I'm wrong, and if I am, I'll eat a bug
• The sky is a machine for making gods
• Foundation for Telling Me How Great I Am
• I am the child with her nose pressed up against the window.
• The drinks that helped me through 2023
• Wake Me Up Before You Go Go
• She wakes me up by tickling my feet
• I am at the crossroads in the Garden of Eden, and before me is the Tree of Knowledge.
• In another world, I am you and you are me
• For the love of God, I am not a female!
• I have this mental image of God laughing at me.
• Why are you following me? What I am trying to escape is you.
• Beam Me Up, Scotty
• You can get to my heart by making me cry
• Help me help you
• Lifetimes are catching up with me
• Bitch set me up!
• I'm up, he sees me, I'm down
• Sweep me up
• When words fail me, music helps. I can at least sing along.
• I need these blue and black halos for comfort, to remind me where I am, who I am, when I am
• I am a bassist. Don't you fucking call me a bass player, ever.
• I am going to make it through this year if it kills me
• I am someone and I wish so much I could help you
• You can now flame me, I am full of love
• I want to be alone until God rips a rib out of my chest and makes me a woman
• My God, don't tempt me!
• Yes. God forgive me. Yes.
• Waking Up God
• I put my head down and hoped to God she wasn't looking at me
• For the love of God, I am not a homosexual!
• I've fallen and I can't get up!
• Chicken-cleaning brushes
• You knew I was a rattlesnake when you picked me up
• So - you've been making love to me ten thousand miles away - how tantalizing.
• Wake me up if you still want me
• They blew up the world, but what really pisses me off
• Boy meets me, boy becomes infatuated with me, boy realizes I take up space, boy runs like hell
• Throw me to the sky and let the clouds tear me up
• They grow up. No one told me.
• You Burn Me Up I'm a Cigarette
• Society made me what I am
• i am tha god a speed
• my whole life is passing me by and I sometimes wonder why I am even still alive
• I am hoping for a hell deep enough to hold me. I am hoping for no way out.
• Don't call me "Caucasian." I am a Caucasian-American.
• Take Me As I Am
• The bastards hung me in the spring of '25, but I am still alive.
• I am he as you are he as you are me and we are all together
• She is lobbing rainbows at me from across the room and I am swallowing them like fear.
• And yet, when the warm breeze of spring greets my face and the sunlight does not make me shield my eyes, I know I am not alone.
• Thanks for telling me I am suicidal
• God helps those who help themselves
• The Weddings I have Performed, or Why God is Gonna Kill Me
• Rise Up O Men of God
• Went to bed a god and woke up as a peasant
• I know the world will hate me for who I am.
• I don't believe in God or the soul but these machines can make me cry
• I pray to God you don't look at me. You pray to God I don't look back.
• Help me tell you a story about things and yourself, without pants
• Please help me!
• God save me from the gift of prophecy
• they tell you to be your true self. to never give up on who you are. they don't know who i am.
• This is me. This is who I am. The numbers shouldn't matter.
• Fragmentation often helps me perceive facets
• Help Me, Rhonda
• Is Everything2 making me more or less intelligent?
• I can only pray that the same technology that created this crisis can help me put an end to it.
• But I'm a good person! Yeah great you wanna help me with this or what?
• Help Me, Daddy
• Making up with Tru
• Thinking that the wisteria is making me homesick
• A great big ugly man came up and tied his horse to me
• Build Me Up Buttercup
• the cutest baker in the room was making sadfaces at me when i walked out
• Excuse me sir, you're making a scene
• Put That Thing Back Where it Came From or So Help Me
• A child who will clearly grow up to be as demented as me
• let me grow up
• Don't wait up for me
• Brought down as White, kept down as Black, brought up as None, left with me
• Please let me wake up and find myself found
• You couldn't make me give it up to cheapening words for all the empathy and adulation in the world
• Hit me up
• His name came up like a match on wooden me
• Somebody told me a story. It was pretty but boring. It was Saturday night, my stories usually end up that way.
• Stand up for yourself, OR: How I got the shit kicked out of me
• Somebody Up There Likes Me
• Shag Me Up The Botty (user)
• One of these days the cops will catch up with me
• the little moose that tears me up inside
• How dating pretty boys helped me come out
• Look at me, I am moving on
• I may be lying in the gutter, but I am looking up at the stars
• Religion doesn't allow me to be who I am
• I will wait until your quiet makes me remember I am waiting.
• I am going to beat up Reel Big Fish
• I was raised on red pepper and blood. I am so hot if you strike me I will light like a match.
• I could grow up to become the soft ineffectual synthesis of untold compromises that I am today
• I am the red, the white, & the blue. No man cometh to freedom except through me.
• i am god 1792 (user)
• For the love of homosexuality, I am not God!
• I assume I am a visionary. You will not be able to convince me otherwise.
• I am the god of hell fire, and I bring you ...
• I am the god of fuck!
• I felt a need for some excitement tonight, so I drove up and down random streets yelling "I am one with the flying cows!" at regular intervals
• i have messed up. i am a horrible person.
• I am a stranger. I come in peace. Take me to your leader, and there will be a massive reward for you in eternity.
• I was once smaller than a jellybean, but now look at me - I am macroscopic!
• Watch Me: I Am a Woman
• I am built to ignore hard truths and keep dreaming. That's what it is to be me.
• I am done making your heartaches my passion
• why am i me, and you're you?
• I know you're up there. I am but a discontented symbol birthed from the blood of your terrible pen.
• God am I?
• I Am Your God (user)
• i am a human being. nothing human is alien to me.
• I am nothing in the presence of a god
• Are You There God? It's Me, Margaret.
• it is a new dawn and I am a new me, this you can have if you want
• A conversation between me and god
• Your God does not make me want to reconsider my thoughts about suicide
• God is good, people are screwed up
• You tell me this is God?
• Remind Me Who I Am, Again
• Tell me what God is like, cause I'm starting to forget
• O God Our Help in Ages Past
• I'd like to thank God for allowing me
• kiss it up to God
• i am always awake. what do you require of me?
• Me and Sue and Ricky and God
• Show Me God
• I broke up with God and my girlfriend, all in the same week
• Please God, make me a stone.
• Me and Sue and Ricky and God (idea) mp3 (recording)
• Breathe on me, Breath of God
• To activate god mode, hit tab three times and double click me!
• God holds me
• God help us
• I'm trying to see little old ladies as versions of my mom; it helps me be a better person
• For Gods Sake roll up the windows
• God keep me from ever completing anything
• I am giving you every opportunity to let me down
• Somewhere there's a god who wants me
• Listen to me, because I am in the soapbox. This is the voice of the soapbox. I am calling to you. Do you hear the sounds of my soaply siren song? My syntactically sweet strumming along to sequential sequestrations of symmetrically snakey st
• I am the God of Static Electricity and Vibrators
• Help! I'm noding and I can't get up!
• You say you want to help me
• Help Me Out, Will You?
• I Hope You Can Help Me I've Called Everywhere
• Please tell me everything, this means you, I am hungry and also
• help me (user)
• I will not help you beat yourself up
• Hello, I take Zoloft. I am so gloriously mentally ill! You will love me, yes?
• Waking up at 7:00 am to hear your cat puking

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