Findings:

• New York I Love You, But You're Bringing Me Down
• He had fallen in love, but I'm pretty sure the hellhound was only in it for the belly rubs
• I fall in love with my migraine, every day he seduces me with a kiss.
• You beat it in me, that part of you/But I'm gonna split us back in two
• He comforted me when he thought I needed it, but never when I really did
• God Made Man Because He Loves Stories
• I Love Them But They Don't Love Me
• he touched me then, but I forgot to feel
• You say you love; but with a voice
• love me less, but, love me for a long time...!
• I don't believe in God or the soul but these machines can make me cry
• It's not so much that I like him as a person God, but as a boy he's very handsome
• I don't know why but I always love episodes without words. like just something about them makes me feel calm or something..
• So I was balls deep in the guy's ass that night when he turns to me and asks for a kiss. Damn. What a fag.
• The Weddings I have Performed, or Why God is Gonna Kill Me
• He loves me, he loves me not
• He learned to dance from emus but he learned to love from seraphim
• Somebody told me a story. It was pretty but boring. It was Saturday night, my stories usually end up that way.
• I'm not a god, but I'm working on it
• kick ass
• you can use a lot of words and ideas to try to hide it, but you're always making a choice between love and hate
• one was giving me the eye but nothing came of it
• I don't know where he gets his words but I like them
• he doesn't know, but her eyes widen too far
• They call you heartless, but you have a heart, and I love you for being ashamed to show it. You are ashamed of your flood, while others are ashamed of their ebb.
• I could never draw but they made me an artist
• Sticks and stones may break my bones, but words can make me think I deserved it.
• Looking like a pirate is fun but only having one eye annoys me
• I love you but I have to let you go
• We all love movies and books about us owning ourselves
• I told her I could read her mind, but she didn't believe me. I could tell.
• judge a captain not by his shipwrecks, but by whether or not he blames the sea
• She is a night of dark trees, but he who is not afraid of her darkness will find banks full of roses under her cypresses
• it made me sick but kept me warm
• God Loves, Man Kills
• Are You There God? It's Me, Margaret.
• it'd break my heart but if i knew you got away it'd give me peace of mind till the day i die
• I like the city, but the city doesn't like me
• My Mother and I Love Your Butt
• I love you but you are not here, oh how my poor heart aches with angst
• He stretched out his arms but she was not there
• I love you, but you've just got to leave and not come back. Ever.
• Nobody Knows It But Me
• Our obsessions almost killed me, but now here we are, talking like normal human beings
• I love you, I want you, but you are a cruel monster
• I love you, but it's cold out here
• I'd love to stay and let you break my heart, but I have laundry to do
• As Guan Yu would surrender to the Han, but not to Cao Cao, I will surrender to you, but not to your desire to control me.
• She's smarter than me but she's also more quiet, therefore she has no personality which makes me feel better
• I might not believe in God, but I sure as hell believe in the power of prayer
• Love is but a Fleeing Spec of Emotion
• I'm happy but you don't like me
• All gods but your own
• I swear I just came here for a sandwich, but do you remember me?
• But I'm a good person! Yeah great you wanna help me with this or what?
• i can't fit it all in but by god, i will keep trying
• I'm beginning to think that nothing I think or say makes sense to anyone but me
• The God of Love
• god help me
• I kick ass for the Lord!
• My mom kicks ass
• Whom the gods love
• For the love of /dev/god
• Nobody for me but you
• Yet is there hope, then Love but play thy part
• How to kick ass at a job interview
• How to get your ass kicked by Jackie Chan
• There's someone in my head but it's not me
• I may not have had enough of me but I've had enough of you
• He may be a son-of-a-bitch, but he is our son-of-a-bitch
• He Has Left Us Alone But Shafts of Light Sometimes Grace the Corner of Our Rooms
• Mr. Potato Head Sprouted. He got moldy. Now he's all dried up, but he's still up in the cabinet.
• Ladies and gentlemen, I play piano, but god is in the house tonight.
• I hate Ronald Reagan, but I love He-Man
• She doesn't know what he sees, but sometimes it makes his face beautiful
• How do you love your ass?
• Sticks and stones may break my bones, but words will never hurt me
• Effort on behalf of those we love is not work, but prayer disguised
• Girls possess me but they're never mine.
• Yeah I can love my fellow man; but I'm damned if I'll love yours.
• I know it's boring to go on about it, it bores me to sleep, but what the hell, why doesn't it fade
• God Sees The Truth, but Waits
• Our rover can kick your lander's ass!
• The Princess Who Kicked Butt
• The bastards hung me in the spring of '25, but I am still alive.
• It wasn't so much a trip down memory lane as it was me carjacking someone's memorymobile and speeding off down the freeway, but I digress.
• curiosity killed the cat, but it never hurt me
• She may be pretty and have more money than me but she doesn't write songs about you.
• How to fight and not get your ass kicked
• I love you, but I dare not tell you.
• How to not fight and not get your ass kicked
• I'm not really okay with being hated for what I am. It's hard to take. But it's still better than being loved for something I'm not.
• My God, will you look at the ass on that metis?
• there are people who are gone but wanted me to be happy
• How to fight and kick ass
• Decentralized networking kicked my ass
• What can a reed do but sway about and love?
• one kiss: bad for me, but i give in so easily. i'm weak.
• I may never be queen, but you will never break me
• The Wild Colonials
• I thought he was a man but he was just a little boy
• You're so funny I think I'll kick your ass
• God can create a stone so heavy even he can't lift it
• But what's stopping me from staring at the stars now?
• He's not cute, as in good looking, but he's got a cute psychosis
• I try to write you a love song but it comes out a lament
• To Love is to Reach God
• Canada Kicks Ass
• God is love
• Drinking is like daring the universe to kick my ass
• in this world there are no equals but some day you will surpass me
• You don't know me, but someday you will
• Don't kill your invisible husband to see what he looks like or you'll sob your heart out. But don't worry about the millions of invisible men coming to attack your village because they won't kill you if you don't know how to fight them.
• The Tesla Coil made me cry, but I got a free lunch out of it.
• He thinks I don't, but I do
• I was once smaller than a jellybean, but now look at me - I am macroscopic!
• There is no god but God
• 'C' may be for cookie, but that's not good enough for me, dammit!
• I don't know what he was listening for, but he wasn't listening
• I can't remember when I fell but I love it down here
• Every programmer is incompetent but me.
• You know to me she's but a fetish
• I love my apartment but hate the management.
• Kick Ass Oat Bread
• I would have tried, but Charlotte kept Charlotte in the world of Charlotte and she barely heard me
• I wish Sid Vicious would kick my fucking ass
• Oh, no. Look, you've gone and made me optimistic. I was before, but now it is showing.
• They know me not by name, but numbers
• Spikey the Werm may be a Werm, but he's got quite an imagination nonetheless!
• So says the preacher man, but... I don't go by what he says
• If Thou But Suffer God to Guide Thee
• I'm not religious, but I think I have a close relationship with God
• I am in love with so much more than your body heat, but let's start there
• Perhaps pain will stop me where good sense and virtue have failed
• She hated the screen porch, but she loved the heat
• I may be cold and calculating, but that doesn't make me a computer
• What the Democratic Party needs is a kick in the ass
• my love in your garden grows, but let's pretend it's just a rose
• They blew up the world, but what really pisses me off
• Give me chastity and continency, but not yet
• Gods exist but will only talk to those who stay awake after bedtime under the covers.
• Buildings burn, people die, but real love is forever
• The Marlboro Man died of cancer, but he wasn't a rocket scientist when he was healthy, ha ha ha.
• World, take care of me. You don't owe it to me, but I don't know any better.
• Girls Kick Ass: A Feminist Critique of the New Action Heroine and the Male Gaze
• I used to like it, but it makes me sick to the stomach
• Tell me a story about a burro, standing atop a mesa, surrounded by a flock of geese, being fed by a weathered old man wearing nothing but a Jimmy hat
• I hate to advocate drugs, alcohol, violence, or insanity to anyone, but they've always worked for me
• The bastards got me but they won't get everybody
• I asked God for a bike, but I know God doesn't work that way. So I stole a bike and asked for forgiveness.
• The thing is, I love sex, but I sort of hate my brother
• He was born with the gift of logic but the inability to use it
• you can lower your standards, or your pants, but you can't make them love you
• They were looking for God but found religion instead
• But beauteous fields lie just before me
• Federal "pound me in the ass" prison
• For every rich man who tries to leave this world for a better one with his fancy tomb surrounded by mourners, there are many more who perish alone in the cold, forgotten by all but God.
• Nah, these random encounters with beautiful strangers won't destroy me at all. But I guess I thought it'd be a good way to die at the time.
• ass butt (user)
• JOE KICK ASS (user)
• And then they came for me, but the bridge would not ignite.
• The grass withers and the flowers fall, but the word of our God stands forever.
• your fake name is not for everyone but good enough for me
• She might not need me. But then again she might.
• but you should be right here, right next to me
• He smiles but it's not real.
• "Excuse me, but could you drop your large backpack somewhere else, please?" A (almost) christmas nodermeet in the East End
• Metal Inert Ass Welding, or: How I Learned to Stop Worrying and Love the F-Bomb
• But can a robot love.
• Once upon a time there was light in my life, but now there's only love in the dark
• She didn't write like Emily Dickinson, but she did live in a house overlooking a cemetery, and I guess he thought that was important.
• I was pretty sure that wasn't how slasher films were supposed to end, but you won't see me complaining.
• "This sandwich is great, but it could be better if it had tomatoes and also gave me super powers."
• Ain't what I'm gonna be, ain't what I wanna be, but lord thank you I ain't what I used to be.
• Starve, but not for the glory of inner gods of determination
• I would've taken an axe to it, but I'm pretty sure the dryad would have pulverized me

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