Here's the stuff we found when you searched for "Gotta cut all those budgets so we have room to lower taxes so we can have your vaults full of gold"

• Can God create a boulder so large He can't have anal sex with it?
• I have to get up early and do laundry so I can wear something nice to the weirdo sex club
• Rampant mass consumerism is so evil. Hey, can I have a sip of that Frappucino?
• some people are so poor, all they have is money
• why I do have to get so deep with people all the time just to gently let them down 2 weeks later
• please come stay with me in the forest so at least i have one person with whom i have no secrets
• can it be that it was all so simple then
• I'll look at this in a year and wonder how I could have been so stupid
• So you don't have to
• "The Americans in their wisdom have taken the heads off the pictures, enlarged them and superimposed them with the heads of animals and then strung them up all over the walls of the interrogation room," he said
• all that time, all those threads, weaving through something that must have been far too confusing to enjoy
• You haven't seen it and you don't understand. I have malice. I have cruelty. The little fire that's always been inside me isn't so little anymore.
• I keep thinking I'm so tough but I rarely care enough to prove it. So am I really tough then? Or does every dog just have its day?
• I have no idea what you're talking about, so here's a picture of a bunny with a pancake on its head.
• We read your mail so you don't have to
• I used to have so many dreams
• So this is Christmas. And what have you done?
• Lady Evolution, why have you wronged me so?
• So many people have come and gone, their faces fade as the years go by
• i have been burning for so long
• "Why, oh why do I have so many innocuous crosses to bear?"
• do you think i can get all my ideas out? so they aren't lost?
• Jesus loves you so I don't have to
• I have lost many things, so many
• Waiting for the tear gas in my room to fade away so i can sleep
• Have you ever been so excited about your life that it makes you almost want to cry?
• I love you so much that I have to break up with you
• Dogs don't have souls, so it doesn't matter
• Why black women have so few wrinkles
• Your radical ideas about many things have already occurred to others but have never been articulated in a fashion so accessible to current generations
• So what if your radical ideas have already occurred to others
• for so many lifetimes i have sought what i now have
• Songs Hazelnut Listened To So You Don't Have To
• I am letting myself down so you don't have to
• you have ghosts. where are they? are they so deep that the light cannot reach them? is there any such place?
• it wouldn't be so bad if people like you would have become ghosts too
• I'll pretend I just cursed myself by saying this, so when it doesn't happen I have something to fall back on other than you
• we have learned all that we can from anal probing
• So long Arthur Miller! Who do I have to look up to now?
• They made the sunrise for people like us just so we have an excuse for why we're still up.
• Books Hazelnut Read So You Don't Have To (category)
• Having knowledge is not the same as having understanding. You can have all the pieces in front of you and still not be able to put the puzzle together.
• I've lost my memory but I have ink, so.
• His socks do not have a smell, which is so courteous.
• Have you felt so proud to get at the meaning of poems?
• I Came Out Here To Have A Good Time And Honestly I Am Feeling So Attacked Right Now
• How can an atheist have morals?
• We are all we have
• I have spent all night paging you
• Madmen have a world all their own
• And if terrorists wanted to communicate secretly, mightn't they just do so by collaborating on a 'draft' here at e2? Can the NSA check on our drafts? Who knows? Inquiring minds want to know, Jay!
• I'm so sorry my brain works that way
• from where I stand I can see they have already won
• You need a license to have a dog, but any idiot can have a child
• This would be so dirty if we weren't all professionals
• For all sad words on tongue or pen, the saddest are these: "It might have been."
• All I have left to lose
• But can you imagine what that would do to all those juggaloes?
• All Turkish members of al-Qaeda arrested so far grew up in Germany
• Dust mop so magic she can not believe how fun it is to clean up after people
• So rare you can still hear it moo
• I have to wonder how this can be a metaphor for my life
• I tiptoe back into myself so I can run from what I was
• Mister Obama can I have a pony
• my heart, exploding so loudly i can hardly hear myself think
• How can something so incredibly beautiful be so incredibly wrong?
• How long can any one heart be so confused?
• By evening I will have returned all traces that I was ever here
• An Eternity Is All I Have
• Are tears all I have to look forward to?
• It's so quiet, I can hear my cigarette burning.
• And after all that time, as with all superheroes, you will not have aged a single day.
• This song is so good it can make your ears pop
• Of all the species on earth, we have the ability to tell the long march of evolution to go fuck itself
• and when all the stars have fallen one last time and the skies are crumbling into my hands and the sirens are bleeding out on the beaches and the earth fades; you will remain
• I'm taking all I have to take, this taking's gonna shape me
• Can we have a metaphysics of frogs?
• Some days are magic, and I can do anything. The other days, I just have to wait, and hope it comes back.
• Having gotten myself into a position where I can have my cake and eat it too, I feel no compulsion to get up from the table
• Even a Doll Can Seem To Have a Soul
• You can only chase a shadow so far
• I may have cellulite, but I can still put my ankles behind my head
• Though I may not have lived a virtuous life, at least I can say I've lived
• You can have great armfuls of just such roses as these.
• Can I have a light?
• Those who have abandoned their dreams will discourage yours
• she can scream so loud you'll be looking for your ears on the floor
• I can only pray that, when I finally leave, I will have done little enough damage to be totally forgotten
• Religion doesn't exist just so that people can be told what to think
• It has been said that democracy is the worst form of government except all the others that have been tried.
• You will be a tear-stained diary entry, and it will have been all your fault
• If all you have is a hydrogen bomb, everything looks like the moon
• Where Have All the Flowers Gone?
• Please download this app so I can see you inna nude
• Only in the dark can we see the lives we have lost
• My finger can point to the moon, but my finger is not the moon. You don't have to become my finger, nor do you have to worship my finger. You have to forget my finger, and look at where it is pointing.
• It's really very silly, I was thinking, they are all acting so weird
• Also, I don't think it's weird that we all love one another so much.
• if a cycle can be broken, then it will have been worth it
• Just so we’re all clear, it is okay to miss people you no longer want in your life
• The smell of kittens that have been careless; the flowers and the beer cans emerging from the snow.
• By morning I will have erased all traces that I was ever a bear
• you have all these dreams, you poor fucking fool
• I'm not going to simplify things just so they can fit inside your mind. You don't deserve that.
• you have all forgotten the taste of death
• We pander to each other because we love each other so much and we'd do anything to keep each other and it's made us sensitive and it's fucking killing us all.
• I've crossed lines of words and wire, and both have cut me deep
• we've come so far and yet not at all
• all you have to do is think and they'll grow
• We Have Fed You All A Thousand Years
• God, do you think I can have a nephew this time?
• Take these shackles off my feet so I can dance
• A letter to those who have impressed me
• All Girls Should Have Been Born Blonde
• All the fairies have gone
• Why beverage cans have concave bottoms
• The city. So many lights you can actually pretend one of them's shining on you.
• I am going to rewrite you so that I can still like people.
• I miss you can I have the ground back now
• God can create a stone so heavy even he can't lift it
• How can I need kisses I have never felt?
• When we kiss I can hear your thoughts, so I would rather we didn't
• I Am America (And So Can You!)
• Seriously, I can't speak French, so can we just skip to the love-making part?
• Having gotten myself into a position where I can have my cake and eat it too, I feel a strong compulsion to get up from the table
• How soft your fields so green can whisper tales of gore
• retracing unknown lines in the dark so I can follow them blindly
• Who needs love when you can have death?
• Collecting cardboard boxes, so one day, you can build a castle
• Come the Rapture, Can I have your Car?
• I have a small penis. How can I sexually pleasure a woman?
• If they can get you asking the wrong questions, they don't have to worry about answers.
• Where Have All the Giant Radioactive Lizards Gone?
• Where have all the poets gone?
• It's just the three of us - you, me, and all that stuff we're so scared of
• Every morning when I wake up, I feel guilty for all the things I have ever been
• I cannot produce a definitive list of everywhere I have been, but I can say that I have seen a whole lot of nowhere
• all of them just coming over here and so on
• I have the mistaken belief that we are all good people
• Have you ever wondered how many gears a car can have? Or: My experiences with an East German vehicle
• It wasn't so much what you said, or what I did, but more what you said I did, and what I didn't say at all.
• when all the white horses have broken free
• I'll keep calligraphy (you can have the flying spaghetti monster)
• And All That Could Have Been
• All we have to decide is what to do with the time that is given us
• Promise me disappointment so I can stop holding out for glory.
• All you have to do is listen, and be ready.
• when I am King, we will have no such things, but, my lads, if the old king my father were dead, we would be all kings.
• By morning I will have erased all traces that I was ever here
• No dreamer’s diagram so symmetrical and so faultless on paper can guarantee anything. Only we can guarantee, only our behavior under pressure.
• do you remember the disco rhombus? it must have all been a dream.
• It's all I have to bring to-day
• When will you humans learn that your "feelings" (as you so call them) can stand in the way of big cash payoffs?
• All cell phones will have GPS capability
• Hoosier Daddy? 2: So long, and thanks for all the turkey
• I will have your blood. I will have all of your blood.
• We are all so small, curled in a drop of morning
• Just so we’re all clear, it is okay to miss people who no longer want you in their lives
• try to memorize this moment so that years from now I can tell the story of it
• heart medications which all have names like alien military from other planets
• How can I pour your wine while my hands shake so?
• all living things must above all else have hope
• Head so full my mouth won't shut
• You have your work cut out for you
• My life's got rags, my life's got riches. They've all been mixed together for so long it's hard to tell them apart.
• You will have no doubt and the sky will turn to gold
• we think we're so great. this is all just more history
• we're all here to die. but if you think that's all it is, you still have the bag on your head.
• so, it wasn't all for nothing
• Where Have All the Catherines Gone?
• they couldn’t speak at all; so used to disuse were their tongues
• sometimes things that look scary can be so beautiful, if you give them a chance
• it is a new dawn and I am a new me, this you can have if you want
• How can we have a Y2K problem in a country with both Microsoft and Intel?
• She's Gotta Have It
• so that all her children will be adventurers in light
• Something I Can Never Have
• All the burdens so brown and heavy
• When they say "Gotta have it!" they mean it!
• Some days there are so many words I need all three notebooks
• Woman's Gotta Have It

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