Findings:
- I had no idea what he thought about me.
- The Message of King Sakis and the Legend of the Twelve Dreams He Had in One Night
- He had something to say. He said it.
- He Had Not Where To Lay His Head
- Amakuni once drew an old sword of his from a box, suddenly overjoyed by something he had cast aside.
- She had become a mutton for punishment and he was a wolf
- He had a prison of brass built in the hole, and then, when it was finished, he locked up his daughter
- he had a dream
- He had a life before he met you, you know
- He had fallen in love, but I'm pretty sure the hellhound was only in it for the belly rubs
- She disappeared as if he had only dreamed her
- If a frog had wings, he wouldn't kick his tail when he jumped
- King George he had a Date
- The Story of Jason Squiff and Why He Had a Popcorn Hat, Popcorn Mittens and Popcorn Shoes
- They Had No Poet
- The things we always thought, yet never had the courage to speak
- Never Knowing Quite What I Had
- before the internet when teen had REAL relationship the boy could look at the girl and judge the diameter of her thorax with his feelers and determine whether the mating ritual could commence but NO MORE. evil woman use her computer sorcery
- Dr. Frankenstein never had a lab assistant named Igor
- It never hurts to give thanks to the broken ones you had to use to build your ladder.
- If everyone had a flower instead of a gun, there would be no more war
- Some of Us Had Been Threatening Our Friend Colby
- I Had No Time to Hate, Because
- These are the memories I never had
- The best I never had
- Allah Had No Son
- We kissed like we had never tasted lips
- What is Heraclides had never been born?
- When I was young Time had no wings
- people who were not to be trifled with; people who would dance, and had no notion of walking
- If you had to invent a language with no more than one hundred words
- I Had No Right
- Gene Simmons Never Had a PC
- We had no bait but our tongues
- But if life were only moments, then you'd never know you had one
- I used to complain that I had no shoes, until I met a man that had no feet.
- I would a thousand times rather have had a simple cheap sandwich with a friend
- Would I have hid myself away if I had known I'd never be found?
- What if Heraclides had never been born?
- Never Had It So Good
- She had never kissed someone so old.
- I was a bitter, purple-haired fat girl, and I had plenty of male friends
- What if I had never met you? How much the poorer would my life have been.
- My farmworking 20th century immigrant forebears had no responsibility for the plight of your pre-20th century slave forebears
- I had cool friends in high school
- The death of a man I had never known
- This is just pure cool! It's cryptic, mystical, lovely. I had no choice!
- I, though I brought no fuel, had desire
- When I woke up this morning I had no regrets - I felt no shame
- I had never known someone whose death was imminent
- You've never had it so good
- Belshazzar Had a Letter
- If I had a rocket launcher, some son of a bitch would pay!
- My mistress had a little dog
- I had a wheelbarrow, the wheel fell off
- If I had a monkey, I'd give it a gun
- had a few
- When Askeladden and the Troll had an Eating Competition
- Don Quixote had his windmills, I have my helicopters
- I had a party, you were not invited, here are the pictures
- though they could speak and had beautiful voices
- If I Had $1000000
- Questions I have had today
- The Little Girl that Had Been Dead for a Hundred Years
- As if we had been sitting next to each other for years
- A conversation I had with myself once
- She bought a new smile every week when we first started seeing each other. Then I had to buy them.
- Yesterday's troubles had not yet turned into today's worries
- The Scots Confession: Chapter 7
- I haven't had a wet dream in years
- Pointlessness had become his answer
- You Had It Coming
- The most interesting job I've ever had
- The best tuna fish sandwich I've ever had
- Canon CAT
- Mary Had a Little Lamb
- Oh My! I had an Everything Dream!
- The girls had gone wild and now my dad's cock was missing
- Her Body Had Knots and Hollows
- How I had a Vision of Lineland
- You couldn't fool your mother on the foolingest day of your life even if you had an electrified fooling machine!
- They had been expecting me
- I've had a drunken kebab and loved it!
- I wanted to eat; I had fir-trees
- You should have killed me when you had the chance
- If you had swerved a little to the right, you'd have missed it
- a man who had fallen among thieves
- He'd experienced a horror I had not
- If the son of Adam had a mountain of gold
- How Eulenspiegel had his horse shod with silver and gold
- I had it hard for nuclear power
- Twelve dreams I had in one night
- Empty at last she had room to unfurl
- If the field of AI had tried building footballers rather than chess players, how might it be different today?
- Karl Marx must have had a lousy job
- If I only had a brain
- I had a really good time tonight
- if I had my druthers
- you had to be there
- If we had a more developed tailbone, would we wag our tail?
- You have had sex with all the people your partner has had sex with
- The nuns had it coming
- I would have cooled this if you had written it
- I had my balls shaved
- Why the record album HAD to give way to the compact disc
- It would have been an excellent story but I had to get off the train
- Why Kurt had to go out the window
- When you had left our pirate fold
- I had names for all of those places, but I can't remember them
- Al Capone had soup kitchens
- The seizure I had last night
- We had silent conversations
- The South had the right to secede from the Union
- Grammatical and syntactic puzzles
- Comfort to a Youth that had lost his Love
- America if I only had the money. Here are your new commercials:
- I wish I had something worth hiding
- What some stuffy Victorians had to say about poetry
- boss i wish you had told me
- The flowers of our love had died under the hot sun of time
- I don't think I realized what I had gotten myself into, but it seemed like the potential for fun and insanity were there in equal parts
- If I Had the World to Give
- Houston, we've had a problem
- Miss Polly had a dolly
- We had to go away ... and dream it all up again
- You know what? I've had it up to here with "Trix are for kids!" Give the rabbit a fucking bowl of cereal, you dick!
- Miss Lucy Had a Baby
- For Want of a Nail : If Burgoyne Had Won at Saratoga
- I almost had to wait
- Had I a man's fair form, then might my sighs
- Had I not seen the Sun
- Originally I had a strategy: Smile at pretty girls
- The Spirit had other plans
- She had eyes like the Blue Screen of Death
- I just had a pap smear, for crying out loud. Don't invite me out for coffee.
- I've had you here before
- I had forgotten the bear's name, and could not find my way home to the Thousand Acre wood
- I was the worst lay you ever had
- I had been hungry all the years
- If I Had a Hammer
- I have had enough of Survivor
- The Boy Who Had Everything
- The best teacher I ever had
- I had pleasant times as well
- Hey, Mr. DJ, I Thought You Said We Had a Deal
- I've had eighteen straight whiskeys. I think that's the record.
- Jobs I've Had
- Miss Lucy had a Steamboat
- If your life had an accompanying musical score
- Neatest trip I've had
- I was a young boy that had big plans
- What I Didn't Learn in Church Last Sunday (and wish I had)
- Was I nearly as anti-consumerism as I had initially thought?
- I Had a Little Nut Tree
- the dexterity of one who had smoked for years
- Romeo and Juliet had it easy
- Had Gadya
- Until today, it really pissed me off that I'd become this totally centered Zen Master and nobody had noticed
- i had a dream about the future
- This is a story I wish I had been able to write. Hope you like it.
- What the Institute for Motivational Development had to say about me
- Things I had not seen before coming to America
- If you had to become deaf or blind...
- I may not have had enough of me but I've had enough of you
- if you had it as an option, would you take it?
- If I had the nerve, I would ask you
- I wish I had the magic words that could take pain away
- Opening the cold vats, we saw what we had done
- If I Had Known
- I wish I had my own orchestra
- What kind of year have YOU had?
- I once had a cavity
- I just had this thought of summer past
- Eyes that had a way of making time stop
- We have had enough of your beige
- You had better...!!!
- What do you say to someone who has just had an abortion?
- But where the bones had landed, things began to grow
- I Had Always Known
- The "How many partners have you had" question
- A preview of a movie you had already seen
- Life had been an opportunity lost
- a leg had bared itself
- The Girl Who Had Everything
- I thought I had some great insight into human nature, but I didn't
- She was thinking of a boy in California who had a couch and a job
- How does the Military Selective Service Act apply to individuals who have had a sex change?
- What the Wizard had to say.
- I had to bury the cat somewhere....
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