Findings:
- Nobody Knows You When You're Down and Out
- The hole in the ground for bodily waste when camping
- I'm sorry I was speeding, officer, but I really have to get to the hospital
- You know you're a geek when...
- You know you're in a terrible mood when the songs don't work
- when you reflect that john now knows how he's going to die.
- You know you're in the SCA when
- You know you're blacked out when...
- This is the place you see in your head when you're sitting at your desk dreaming
- He made me promise I would do this when I was next sad. So I promised myself I would not be sad again.
- Feeling like you're moving when you're really sitting still
- I miss you when you're away. Please go.
- It's hard to get C!-ed when you're a boring programmer
- Don't interrupt an enemy when they're making a mistake
- He had a prison of brass built in the hole, and then, when it was finished, he locked up his daughter
- it's hard to hear when you're stuck inside someone's torso
- It's hard to be an addict when you're broke
- You're never around when I need you
- Things to Do in Denver When You're Dead
- How to open a KFC when you're a cook
- When he was five, his father made him murder his imaginary friend.
- She doesn't know what he sees, but sometimes it makes his face beautiful
- Everything is hazy and perfect when you're on enough hard drugs to disconnect you from reality.
- Every Day's a Holiday When You're Pagan: February
- Swing when you're winning
- I'll explain it when you're older
- when you're done, you can let her die if that's what you want. Or you can wake her.
- Southern Funerary Rites: Things to Do In Dixie When You're Dead
- Music You Listen to When You're Depressed
- It’s memories that I’m stealing, but you’re innocent when you dream
- When he was little, he laughed in his sleep.
- I cried when he threw away the paper towel on top of the microwave
- Things to do on Valentine's day when you're single
- When you're dead, you're dead
- When you're home alone
- The quality of relationships with people when you're sick
- You can't rant when you're not angry
- Every Day's a Holiday When You're Pagan: January
- Risqué comment opportunities when you're a Subway employee
- Why it seems you get good ideas when you're stoned
- Everything looks beautiful when you're young and pretty
- When you're the oldest, you're not allowed to feel pain
- Things to do in Denver when you're not dead: A Mile-High Nodermeet
- Time stands still when you're in the tube
- When you're supposed to go down, find the deepest well and go down to the bottom
- If a frog had wings, he wouldn't kick his tail when he jumped
- What To Expect When You're Expecting
- When he became an old man
- Things are safer when you're not entirely you.
- St. Lucia in This Guy When He Died, Man
- remember, when they look right through you, you're still there
- When I was 21, he was building a Time Machine
- Only when you're older
- You're pretty when you cry
- Sex starts when you're standing up
- Don't kill your invisible husband to see what he looks like or you'll sob your heart out. But don't worry about the millions of invisible men coming to attack your village because they won't kill you if you don't know how to fight them.
- Time flies when you're having fun
- Mixed drinks you come up with when you're drunk
- Don't stop. You can sleep when you're dead.
- Knowing you're going to die when you turn 30
- When you're alone
- When you're little, mom and dad are superheroes
- Live so that they cry when you're born and laugh when you die
- How to close a KFC when you're a cook
- When you pirate MP3s, you're downloading communism
- When you're finished struggling... are you free tonight?
- How to buy LEGO sets when you're over twice the suggested age
- Sing when you're winning
- You wake up slowly when you're a mile underground
- How Can You Be in Two Places at Once When You're Not Anywhere at All?
- Why would he want a writer when he could have a dancer?
- When you're a quarterback, you should not screw with the minds of your linemen
- Life is what happens to you when you're busy making other plans
- You're pretty when you're quiet
- There is Nowhere Left to Go When You're The Handsomest Man in the World
- When You're Evil
- Don't believe the florist when he tells you that the roses are free.
- When you're born with duckweed in your hair, it never washes out
- What is honesty when you're wearing a mask?
- He comforted me when he thought I needed it, but never when I really did
- The Marlboro Man died of cancer, but he wasn't a rocket scientist when he was healthy, ha ha ha.
- When a man lies he murders some part of the world
- When she shouts BE QUIET THE NEIGHBORS WILL HEAR IF YOU'RE NOT QUIET
- when i get out i'll come and find you cause you're my other half i never told you that
- When Chopin finished a piece he stopped writing it
- when you're ready to touch me again
- The class valedictorian was still tripping balls when he was bailed out in time to give the commencement speech at graduation
- When you're loving me, I love you most
- you're just a centipede who thinks he's master of the forest
- When he grins it is a thousand-word story
- When the principal laughs so hard he can't suspend you
- How to draw a 4-dimensional object, when you're limited to 3 dimensions
- So I was balls deep in the guy's ass that night when he turns to me and asks for a kiss. Damn. What a fag.
- It was late when he came home; it woke you up
- He is so heavy when he whispers
- 50 Things You're Not Supposed to Know
- suddenly you're all i see
- I know more when I'm alone
- When the water is black you know it's deep
- When you see smoke under the Golden Gate Bridge
- I know you're cute no matter how many layers of abstraction you hide behind
- When I look around, I see so much pain that mirrors my own
- I wanna see it when you find out what comets, stars and moons are all about
- What do you see, when you see a woman in armor?
- I didn't know such things when I was young
- You know you've done psychedelic drugs
- When you make your own mother cry you know you've fucked up
- Eye contact at a distance
- She's waiting to tell you if you're ready to know.
- When you get to the top, I know what it'll seem like. But there IS someone there. There IS someone there.
- When I close my eyes, I see New York
- Sometimes when I see you fall into bed you just keep falling
- When scientists make mistakes they see what they did wrong and then try again.
- They can see that you're missing something inside
- Andycyca thinks about a topic he knows nothing about
- You know you've been hacking too long when
- Things to know if you're marrying a Catholic
- An important sentence to know when going abroad
- You're one of those people who knows all the words to every song, aren't you?
- You know you've been away from home too long
- Sucking at The Sims
- You don't know what you're missing without me
- If you don't know where you're going, any path will take you there
- You're a poet and you don't even know it
- You're the only one who doesn't know
- You're not a good person. You know that, right? Good people don't end up here.
- When a true genius appears in the world, you may know him by this sign, that the dunces are all in confederacy against him
- And yet, when the warm breeze of spring greets my face and the sunlight does not make me shield my eyes, I know I am not alone.
- I know you're up there. I am but a discontented symbol birthed from the blood of your terrible pen.
- I'll be happier when the rain stops. But I know I'd be miserable if it never rained again.
- When I see you, I remember what we shared, and what you left behind.
- When we see the early signs of daylight fading, we leave just before it's gone.
- You see what they've done to you? You see how you're really hiding, in all that light?
- When Did You See Her Last?
- hold my hand when i cannot see
- We needs must love the highest when we see it, not Lancelot, nor another.
- i just keep waiting for the day when i'll see you again
- He Knows Not Their Names
- "I see," said the blind man to his deaf wife as he picked up his hammer and saw
- I don't know what he was listening for, but he wasn't listening
- I don't know where he gets his words but I like them
- A man who never sees a pretty girl without loving her a little
- "You want to know the only thing you can assume about a broken down old man? It's that he's a survivor."
- You know you are addicted to Everything when
- How do you know when someone's your best friend?
- If you're happy and you know it click this node
- You wouldn't know it, but I think you're achingly beautiful
- On the Internet, nobody knows you're a dog
- It's hard to know what to say when a friend's parent they always hated suddenly dies
- I don't even know when I am being sarcastic anymore
- You know you're from Prince Edward Island if...
- When you know things are just not meant to be
- Never frown; you never know when someone's falling in love with your smile.
- How it feels to be interviewed (when you know the answers)
- Girls who go home with you when they don't even know your name
- When life gives you lemons, suck on them. Seriously, lemons taste awesome.
- beside a moon that don't know when to quit
- She is stupidly keeping herself a secret, when I know she has sparkly things to show me
- How do you know when your relationship is over?
- If you're happy and you know it clap your hands
- To Here Knows When
- You Know You're Right
- You know it is going to be a strange day when you wake up dead
- You know when you've been Jesuited
- Children are people readers and they know when you are fiction
- On the Internet, nobody knows you're a dog-rose
- finding my way back to sanity again, though I don't really know what I'm going to do when I get there
- I wish when I closed a book I could set it on the shelf and know it was really over
- How Could You Want Him (When You Know You Could Have Me)?
- 'Get married soon,' he says. 'I want an excuse. I want to know you'.
- if you buy into the wizard's bullshit, soon you're all standing waist-deep in things you didn't even know could exist and no one has any clue how to stop him
- You know a writer has made it when they stop posting on e2
- If you're insane, how do you know you're insane?
- we are fed violence and love is censored, and people are shocked when violence is all we know
- That's why you're a good parent. You know all the cliches by heart.
- i know you're out there; i just wish you were here with me
- The hot girls from cold countries have scars you're not supposed to see
- What you see when the night light shines through your rain-speckled glasses
- In the world I see, you're stalking elk through the forests around the ruins of Rockefeller Center
- When you are drunk, all you can see is light
- a frozen moment when everyone sees what is on the end of every fork
- When will I see you again?
- What do you see when you look up?
- like you're blind but still can see
- to see every object when it began
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