Findings:
- You know you're a geek when...
- You know you're in the SCA when
- Nobody Knows You When You're Down and Out
- when you reflect that john now knows how he's going to die.
- The hole in the ground for bodily waste when camping
- I'm sorry I was speeding, officer, but I really have to get to the hospital
- You know you're in a terrible mood when the songs don't work
- You know you're blacked out when...
- This is the place you see in your head when you're sitting at your desk dreaming
- He made me promise I would do this when I was next sad. So I promised myself I would not be sad again.
- Knowing you're going to die when you turn 30
- Everything looks beautiful when you're young and pretty
- Live so that they cry when you're born and laugh when you die
- He had a prison of brass built in the hole, and then, when it was finished, he locked up his daughter
- When you're supposed to go down, find the deepest well and go down to the bottom
- Things to do on Valentine's day when you're single
- it's hard to hear when you're stuck inside someone's torso
- How to close a KFC when you're a cook
- Don't stop. You can sleep when you're dead.
- It’s memories that I’m stealing, but you’re innocent when you dream
- When he was five, his father made him murder his imaginary friend.
- She doesn't know what he sees, but sometimes it makes his face beautiful
- You wake up slowly when you're a mile underground
- When you're a quarterback, you should not screw with the minds of your linemen
- You can't rant when you're not angry
- Everything is hazy and perfect when you're on enough hard drugs to disconnect you from reality.
- Life is what happens to you when you're busy making other plans
- When you're born with duckweed in your hair, it never washes out
- When he was little, he laughed in his sleep.
- I cried when he threw away the paper towel on top of the microwave
- Time flies when you're having fun
- Mixed drinks you come up with when you're drunk
- When you're alone
- The quality of relationships with people when you're sick
- It's hard to get C!-ed when you're a boring programmer
- Every Day's a Holiday When You're Pagan: January
- How to buy LEGO sets when you're over twice the suggested age
- Sing when you're winning
- Swing when you're winning
- There is Nowhere Left to Go When You're The Handsomest Man in the World
- Southern Funerary Rites: Things to Do In Dixie When You're Dead
- How to draw a 4-dimensional object, when you're limited to 3 dimensions
- Things to do in Denver when you're not dead: A Mile-High Nodermeet
- When You're Evil
- If a frog had wings, he wouldn't kick his tail when he jumped
- When she shouts BE QUIET THE NEIGHBORS WILL HEAR IF YOU'RE NOT QUIET
- When he became an old man
- You're pretty when you cry
- St. Lucia in This Guy When He Died, Man
- What To Expect When You're Expecting
- when you're done, you can let her die if that's what you want. Or you can wake her.
- When I was 21, he was building a Time Machine
- When you're loving me, I love you most
- Don't kill your invisible husband to see what he looks like or you'll sob your heart out. But don't worry about the millions of invisible men coming to attack your village because they won't kill you if you don't know how to fight them.
- Things to Do in Denver When You're Dead
- When you're dead, you're dead
- When you're home alone
- Feeling like you're moving when you're really sitting still
- You're never around when I need you
- When you're little, mom and dad are superheroes
- I'll explain it when you're older
- When you pirate MP3s, you're downloading communism
- When you're finished struggling... are you free tonight?
- Risqué comment opportunities when you're a Subway employee
- Every Day's a Holiday When You're Pagan: February
- Why it seems you get good ideas when you're stoned
- How Can You Be in Two Places at Once When You're Not Anywhere at All?
- I miss you when you're away. Please go.
- When you're the oldest, you're not allowed to feel pain
- Why would he want a writer when he could have a dancer?
- Time stands still when you're in the tube
- when you're ready to touch me again
- Sex starts when you're standing up
- You're pretty when you're quiet
- Music You Listen to When You're Depressed
- Don't believe the florist when he tells you that the roses are free.
- What is honesty when you're wearing a mask?
- He comforted me when he thought I needed it, but never when I really did
- The Marlboro Man died of cancer, but he wasn't a rocket scientist when he was healthy, ha ha ha.
- When a man lies he murders some part of the world
- Things are safer when you're not entirely you.
- when i get out i'll come and find you cause you're my other half i never told you that
- Only when you're older
- When Chopin finished a piece he stopped writing it
- It's hard to be an addict when you're broke
- The class valedictorian was still tripping balls when he was bailed out in time to give the commencement speech at graduation
- remember, when they look right through you, you're still there
- you're just a centipede who thinks he's master of the forest
- When he grins it is a thousand-word story
- When the principal laughs so hard he can't suspend you
- How to open a KFC when you're a cook
- So I was balls deep in the guy's ass that night when he turns to me and asks for a kiss. Damn. What a fag.
- It was late when he came home; it woke you up
- He is so heavy when he whispers
- I just don't know when to quit.
- On the Internet, nobody knows you're a dog-rose
- You know you're from Prince Edward Island if...
- You know when you've been Jesuited
- The hot girls from cold countries have scars you're not supposed to see
- Never frown; you never know when someone's falling in love with your smile.
- When you see smoke under the Golden Gate Bridge
- When you are drunk, all you can see is light
- I wanna see it when you find out what comets, stars and moons are all about
- We needs must love the highest when we see it, not Lancelot, nor another.
- If you're happy and you know it click this node
- You know you've been away from home too long
- I know when the world will end
- If you don't know where you're going, any path will take you there
- On the Internet, nobody knows you're a dog
- When you know things are just not meant to be
- You don't know what you're missing without me
- You Know You're Right
- Children are people readers and they know when you are fiction
- I wish when I closed a book I could set it on the shelf and know it was really over
- You know a writer has made it when they stop posting on e2
- That's why you're a good parent. You know all the cliches by heart.
- In the world I see, you're stalking elk through the forests around the ruins of Rockefeller Center
- What do you see when you look up?
- i just keep waiting for the day when i'll see you again
- Andycyca thinks about a topic he knows nothing about
- You know you've done psychedelic drugs
- You know you've been hacking too long when
- I know you're cute no matter how many layers of abstraction you hide behind
- Girls who go home with you when they don't even know your name
- An important sentence to know when going abroad
- You know it is going to be a strange day when you wake up dead
- She is stupidly keeping herself a secret, when I know she has sparkly things to show me
- 50 Things You're Not Supposed to Know
- You're a poet and you don't even know it
- How Could You Want Him (When You Know You Could Have Me)?
- You're not a good person. You know that, right? Good people don't end up here.
- If you're insane, how do you know you're insane?
- When a true genius appears in the world, you may know him by this sign, that the dunces are all in confederacy against him
- i know you're out there; i just wish you were here with me
- And yet, when the warm breeze of spring greets my face and the sunlight does not make me shield my eyes, I know I am not alone.
- when you are young they assume you know nothing
- like you're blind but still can see
- When I see you, I remember what we shared, and what you left behind.
- What do you see, when you see a woman in armor?
- You see what they've done to you? You see how you're really hiding, in all that light?
- They can see that you're missing something inside
- hold my hand when i cannot see
- He Knows Not Their Names
- "I see," said the blind man to his deaf wife as he picked up his hammer and saw
- I don't know what he was listening for, but he wasn't listening
- I don't know where he gets his words but I like them
- A man who never sees a pretty girl without loving her a little
- "You want to know the only thing you can assume about a broken down old man? It's that he's a survivor."
- You know you are addicted to Everything when
- How do you know when someone's your best friend?
- Things to know if you're marrying a Catholic
- It's hard to know what to say when a friend's parent they always hated suddenly dies
- You wouldn't know it, but I think you're achingly beautiful
- I Bet You Don't Know When The Song Is Going To End
- I know more when I'm alone
- You're one of those people who knows all the words to every song, aren't you?
- I didn't know such things when I was young
- When you make your own mother cry you know you've fucked up
- Sucking at The Sims
- How it feels to be interviewed (when you know the answers)
- How do you know when your relationship is over?
- When life gives you lemons, suck on them. Seriously, lemons taste awesome.
- If you're happy and you know it clap your hands
- beside a moon that don't know when to quit
- Eye contact at a distance
- You're the only one who doesn't know
- When the water is black you know it's deep
- To Here Knows When
- finding my way back to sanity again, though I don't really know what I'm going to do when I get there
- She's waiting to tell you if you're ready to know.
- 'Get married soon,' he says. 'I want an excuse. I want to know you'.
- I know you're up there. I am but a discontented symbol birthed from the blood of your terrible pen.
- we are fed violence and love is censored, and people are shocked when violence is all we know
- if you buy into the wizard's bullshit, soon you're all standing waist-deep in things you didn't even know could exist and no one has any clue how to stop him
- I'll be happier when the rain stops. But I know I'd be miserable if it never rained again.
- When I look around, I see so much pain that mirrors my own
- When you get to the top, I know what it'll seem like. But there IS someone there. There IS someone there.
- When we see the early signs of daylight fading, we leave just before it's gone.
- a frozen moment when everyone sees what is on the end of every fork
- What you see when the night light shines through your rain-speckled glasses
- When I close my eyes, I see New York
- When Did You See Her Last?
- to see every object when it began
- When will I see you again?
- Sometimes when I see you fall into bed you just keep falling
- When scientists make mistakes they see what they did wrong and then try again.
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