Findings:

• If poetry could describe the way you make me feel, poetry would be illegal. Or anyway I might get arrested.
• I'm gonna be sad and then I want you to make me laugh
• It Ain't Gonna Be Me
• The Weddings I have Performed, or Why God is Gonna Kill Me
• Better him than me
• There was never supposed to be an Episode 7, 8, or 9
• Put That Thing Back Where it Came From or So Help Me
• Ruining your illusions of me. Or cementing them.
• lost, or trying to be
• I am built to ignore hard truths and keep dreaming. That's what it is to be me.
• but you should be right here, right next to me
• She may be pretty and have more money than me but she doesn't write songs about you.
• I don't believe in God or the soul but these machines can make me cry
• What's Hecuba to him, or he to Hecuba, that he should weep for her?
• Be there or be square
• Free to Be, You and Me
• Peace be upon him
• I may never be queen, but you will never break me
• Let Me Be Your Shelter
• It could be the last time you see me alive
• Oh be a fine girl kiss me right now sweetheart
• Here's your chance to live through me, to right your wrongs or wrong my rights
• You must be 18 or older to enter
• Is that massive cerebral hemorrhaging, or are you just happy to see me?
• Strange man makes permanent visit
• a light wind is enough to make me smile or cry
• Love Me or Leave Me
• I met him two days ago and now he wants to fly me to Peru
• Be you all pleas'd, your pleasures grieve not me
• Be gentle with me
• I can never be sure if it was real or just another illusion
• Wouldn't it be much easier if you just agreed with me?
• Strangers have been, and continue to be, very kind to me. Thank you.
• I must die or be better
• I want to be a whale when I grow up. Or a squid.
• Is it as it is to do or is it as it is to be?
• Friend, you have a lot to learn if you think loving me would be a bad idea.
• Foam on the tide is no more or less real than the sea, it simply is, was, will be
• To be or not to be
• "This sandwich is great, but it could be better if it had tomatoes and also gave me super powers."
• If your wish be to close me
• 'C' may be for cookie, but that's not good enough for me, dammit!
• Give Me Powerpuff Girls Hentai or Give Me DEATH
• I take a long time to ejaculate. Do I have a problem?
• Everything I sing in the shower gonna be funky
• No one asks me if I'm a Satanist or anything because I take the precaution of wearing a predominantly flannel and hawaiian shirt-oriented wardrobe
• Give me assembly language, or give me death!
• Tell him, she told me
• give me the truth or nothing
• I hate to advocate drugs, alcohol, violence, or insanity to anyone, but they've always worked for me
• Is it you, Sir, who cut me? Or is it I who cut you?
• It's Me or the Dog
• better off with him than here with me
• I'm trying to see little old ladies as versions of my mom; it helps me be a better person
• How to approach a developer who may well be working and ask him a question
• You can never be too rich or too thin
• I want to be alone until God rips a rib out of my chest and makes me a woman
• Be Somebody or Be Somebody's Fool
• makes me want to be a better hacker
• May the wine be sweet. May the stories be heard. May the future bring me home.
• You give me wings. Don't be surprised if I fly.
• Prepare me a ship of which the half-rotten timbers shall be painted black, let the sails be in rags, and the sailors infirm and sickly
• I was not made for love songs, and love songs will never be made for me.
• Rick Deckard, Blade Runner or unscrupulous bastard? You be the judge.
• Tell me what's real and I'll learn to be happy
• I hate you, or why we cannot be friends
• These trains will be the death of me yet
• ...or Not to Be: A Collection of Suicide Notes
• I'll be you and you'll be me
• I am a stranger. I come in peace. Take me to your leader, and there will be a massive reward for you in eternity.
• You have the right to be angry at me for breaking my heart.
• Many girls want to be carnal with me because I am such a premium dancer.
• Forming a bond with someone or something can be liberating in some ways. It can be limiting in other ways, until you unbind.
• it's good for me to go and not have there be words
• If you take me home tonight I know that we will kiss, and one of us will fall in love and it will be a mess.
• if you see a raven, don't throw stones; it could be me
• You mean the me that you would be
• Are you searching to be inspired? Or are you searching to be amused, be content, be happy? What could you have been?
• It's fun to be popular. Everyone gives me drugs.
• or i may simply be a single drop of rain
• I'm Gonna Be (500 Miles)
• You beat it in me, that part of you/But I'm gonna split us back in two
• And I could hear him call to me, as if the world went quiet for that one distinct moment
• Give me head or the monkey gets spanked
• Give me Liberty or give me death
• He cries for me, all these years later. He'll never stop 'til I join him in the grave.
• The annoying kid told me to kick him so I did
• Is Everything2 making me more or less intelligent?
• Your piercing intelligence would undo or invigorate me
• I can't decide if what you're saying is too profound for me to comprehend or just insane
• Is it me or are there more bisexuals these days?
• I will REMOVE your "All your radical touching base are already occurred to the lesbian monkey puppy" philosophy on me if you don't eat my soy google balls, hatt-baby. Real or malarky?
• What do you know of me, or I of you?
• Do you love me or are you in love?
• I saw him lying there leaving me, and I did not know
• Stand up for yourself, OR: How I got the shit kicked out of me
• you can only make me dizzy if you're spinning me in leaves or snowflakes
• Well if it's gonna be THAT kinda party, then I'm gonna stick my dick in the mashed potatoes!
• Everything Quest: You kids stop your fighting or I will turn this car around so help me God
• Or he'll just kick me in the face and scream abstract noises and dance around outside in his underwear and have sex with the neighbor's dog and try to fly by jumping off the toilet
• The Mobility Divide: or why I want you to give me $20,000 in the 21st century
• Changing Your Life For Free (Or, 12-Step Programs?!: WTF Is In It For Me?!)
• Drugs Or Me
• Is that a gun in your pocket, or are you just happy to see me?
• I'm taking all I have to take, this taking's gonna shape me
• if I can't be with you, then I'll write about you, or I'll write about something else
• Can my nodes be used against me in a court of law?
• "Let's just be friends" does not give you permission to stalk me
• If God did not exist, it would be necessary to invent him
• Look, I don't mean to be an asshole or anything, but...
• Let me be a martyr, dammit!
• The largest number that can be described in 14 words or less
• A child who will clearly grow up to be as demented as me
• OBAFGKM
• Religion doesn't allow me to be who I am
• You touched me when I needed to be touched, and for that I will hold you in my heart forever
• You meant for this node to be read by me, and I would like to respond
• That would be me
• Look siad me Be like me
• panamaus does the Antipodes, or Get yer shorts on Sydney, there be a NoderParty!
• Or at least it used to be
• Want to be shot in the US or beaten in the UK?
• Let me be your fantasy
• It's not that we're more attractive in the darkness or that one of us may be drunk
• He made me promise I would do this when I was next sad. So I promised myself I would not be sad again.
• It is something very shameful. Please contact me again if I can be of further service.
• I may be cold and calculating, but that doesn't make me a computer
• I assume I am a visionary. You will not be able to convince me otherwise.
• Lying, cheating, cunt of a person: Hi, that'll be me.
• It has been claimed that some or all of this article or section is incoherent and not understandable, and should possibly be reworded if the intended meaning can be determined
• marry me and you'll be safe
• Who is more likely to be color-blind, men or women?
• It costs me nothing to be considerate
• Never be without remembrance of Him
• a horse that's lost could be dreaming of the girl that's going to find him
• Don't leave the house or you'll be shot for deserting.
• Please tell me it will all be okay.
• Ain't what I'm gonna be, ain't what I wanna be, but lord thank you I ain't what I used to be.
• happy as a clam or a lark or as happy as Pacino can be
• Nah, these random encounters with beautiful strangers won't destroy me at all. But I guess I thought it'd be a good way to die at the time.
• If I was the ocean, what would you be to me?
• let me be your first upvote
• To women, to hide their teeth, if they be rotten or rusty
• Be a model or just look like one
• Glen Campbell...I'll Be Me
• Strike me down - I'll be everything I'm not
• there are people who are gone but wanted me to be happy
• Would you be more of a Jekyll or a Hyde?
• There must be something terribly wrong with me. Sometimes I feel like I haven't learned anything.
• "What *should* we be worried about?"; or how too many cooks make a statistically average soup
• We must remember them or they cease to be.
• You've got to be kidding me
• I've Gotta Be Me
• I'm a Chicken-Hawk, and I'm gonna eat me some chickens
• Gonna go buy me some Jesus!
• do you want to understand? or do you want to be right?
• What I used to be/Will pass away, and then you'll see/That all I want now/Is happiness for you and me
• be silent my bird, you tear me apart
• Tell me what I'm supposed to be feeling
• Martyrdom, or why mowing a Dandelion is the best thing you can do for him
• She could not live with or without him
• Is it fair for him to love me when she craves his touch?
• kill him dead; don't call me
• We're gonna find the bastard and "reward" him.
• Let him hold out hope that someone or other might come. Then fuckin' kill him.
• How Could You Want Him (When You Know You Could Have Me)?
• If my roommate doesn't keep his hands off my shit, I'm gonna fuck him up
• far be it from me

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