Findings:
- When Tomorrow Becomes Today
- When your eyes fade will your smile follow?
- I can't even begin to tell you how I feel about certain things for reasons that you may find difficult to understand
- Laugh now, because tomorrow I will be ten stories tall and I could just step on you if I want
- How to Smile when You are in Pain
- How not to faint when you can't move
- Tomorrow will surely be much like today.
- When the principal laughs so hard he can't suspend you
- Even I laughed at me when I built this cross-species genetic analyzer. Well I guess I showed myself!
- Today will be difficult. But tomorrow, good riding.
- Even your mother will probably bite your tree hand when you destroy all gravity
- How Could You Want Him (When You Know You Could Have Me)?
- You don't even know the meaning of the word committed. I'm Andy Kaufman, motherfucker. I will die on this hill I made, in this battle I started, for this prize I already own.
- I don't even know when I am being sarcastic anymore
- Never frown; you never know when someone's falling in love with your smile.
- How can I comfort you when it breaks me too?
- i can't fit it all in but by god, i will keep trying
- How to fake a smile
- How to know if you will ever experience time travel
- relatedly somehow, there was a point a few years ago when I learned how to terrify
- The smiles you smiled when you thought no one was looking
- Show me your art and I will consume even the smallest part of you, he said.
- God can create a stone so heavy even he can't lift it
- I love you, even when I am heartless
- That icky feeling when a client calls with a downed server and you have no clue how to fix it
- Forsaken on the Moon, How Will We Breathe?
- How can I talk about love when the bacon is burned and the house is an absolute mess and the children are screaming their heads off and I'm going to miss my bus?
- why do we fall in love so easy, even when it's not right?
- Our children will laugh at the names of our over-the-counter medicines
- Live so that they cry when you're born and laugh when you die
- How to tell when someone else is full of shit
- Today Is the Tomorrow You Were Promised Yesterday : Introduction
- smile when you say that
- Don't try to make the moment last. You can ruin it that way. Just learn to savor it and, when the time comes, learn how to let it go.
- Laugh maniacally, because I can't bear to see you cry
- Man will even get used to the gallows
- Maybe even this will one day be pleasant to recall
- Writing a solid metaphor and/or simile
- Dr's hospital adventure: Even the hospital food smells good when...
- Are you such a fucking loser you can't tell when you've won?
- Strange man makes permanent visit
- Songs from an American Movie, Vol. 1: Learning How to Smile
- we are stronger together. even when we disagree.
- How to get Apache to tell your visitors when files have moved or been deleted
- How to get drunk when in Norway
- The four problems of surgery, how they were overcome, and when
- How to tell when you have really messed up your relationship
- No matter how wise an old sheep, he can't teach a fish how to polevault
- I can't remember when it happened (only that it did)
- One word that will make others laugh
- we will laugh as your buildings crumble, we will dance as your cities burn
- You can't predict or control what incidents in your life your friends will remember and retell
- if being gay isn't illegal, how will we know who's cool anymore?
- If only our tongues were made of glass, how much more careful we would be when we speak.
- Who i think about when i dont want to smile
- You smile upon your friend to-day
- You turn the atmosphere wild with currents of vitriol when you smile at the passing insects
- After today, for two people, the world will never be the same
- I feel like shit today, but I can always feel worse tomorrow
- Tomorrow's Technology Today
- She bought a new smile every week when we first started seeing each other. Then I had to buy them.
- When you can't talk about what your sexual needs are
- i can't love you today
- In this moment I'm focused on my own emotions. I don't care about how you feel. I can't.
- when i wake up i can't remember what it was. it's so hard to smuggle something out of a dream.
- God, I can't imagine not looking at that smile
- even if I can't forgive, I can still let go of it
- so pretentious I can't even breathe
- Do you even realize how much your spirit illuminates? It is like stars.
- How to determine whether a number is even or odd in any base
- Even the dead will not be safe
- To Him the law is everything. Even today, lawyers are His favorites.
- What do you do when nobody cares anymore, not even yourself
- but the future is always tomorrow -- even now drowning in bytes
- I'm not even supposed to BE here today!
- When you can almost recognize her face, but you can't remember her name
- Things we say and do when we can't tell the truth
- How to tell when a guy just wants to be friends
- You are looking for someone who does not want to be found. Even if you find them it will not be a success.
- How to scream when no one is looking
- How do you know when your relationship is over?
- Who what when where why & how
- How to flip a coin when you haven't got one
- How do you know when someone's your best friend?
- If the field of AI had tried building footballers rather than chess players, how might it be different today?
- How to add a folder in your Send To option when right clicking in Win98
- How to tell if it will fit around the corner
- How to get an abortion when it's illegal to do so in your country
- How to draw a 4-dimensional object, when you're limited to 3 dimensions
- When you fly like thunder, I am reminded of Icarus and Bellerophon. How does your myth end?
- How to tell when a journalist has no idea what they're talking about
- No matter how many dreams you have, it doesn't even begin to compare.
- We can't even sort out the space between people, we have no business building rockets.
- when you reflect that john now knows how he's going to die.
- I will fucking REMOVE your writeups about Cloud Strife and how he's cool and mysterious and shit
- when did we forget how to play?
- When you want me and how you want me
- sometimes when i think about how big space is i get scared
- Laugh when threatened
- Laugh when you have been listening well
- Who are you? What are you? How do you? What will you?
- When he was little, he laughed in his sleep.
- Men are afraid that women will laugh at them. Women are afraid that men will kill them.
- This exact place where we laughed so much and the way you said my name will echo always in my brain
- But we should not be afraid. How else will we discover the answers?
- How can a man stand when they cut off his feet?
- when strangers tell me to smile
- The dimples of your breasts do pucker evocatively when you smile
- I am saving many smiles for a new upside down tomorrow
- when I touch her I hope it's you that smiles
- Children who are born blind still smile when they are happy
- if yesterday were tomorrow today
- When the one you love can't stop doing something you hate
- You can't rant when you're not angry
- Today Is the Tomorrow You were Promised Yesterday : Acknowledgements
- Why do today what you can postpone until tomorrow?
- Today Is the Tomorrow You were Promised Yesterday : 200 years of Information
- I wonder when I learned to smile when I was being hurt
- How will you know you didn't get it all wrong?
- "Of course humans aren't intelligent. They don't even have glurbleflukers. If you can't glurblefluke, you're not sentient."
- When you just can't win
- you can't break even
- I write you, when I can't have you near me.
- You don't even have a chance of being happy if you can't let shit go.
- i cant ever have you, even in my mind.
- buildings so tall you can't even see the tops of them
- I still can't think of anything, or how Fight Club changed my life
- science can't explain how our thoughts are formed
- I'm filled with feelings even German can't describe
- How to harass someone who doesn't even get online using IRC
- I don't think she even knows that I make her smile
- The best part about you is that you don't even know how great you are
- Girls who go home with you when they don't even know your name
- I can't express my sexual anger without being shunned but it's cool when you do it
- I can't remember when I fell but I love it down here
- Our stories will surprise even our selves.
- You are brave and wonderful even when they nuke the damn thing.
- The guy who can't even pick up guys
- It wasn't until later, when I was washing the blood off my hands, I even knew they were dead
- I can't even
- I will have her forever but I can't touch her
- when even the plants have abandoned me
- When you dream the end of the world, how does it happen?
- How to tell when your dog just wants to be friends
- i am a seedling. i don't even understand how much i have yet to learn.
- Her perception of how gorgeous she is will be evident in her lack of movement during sex
- How to close a KFC when you're a cook
- How the universe will end
- How do you make God laugh?
- This must be the night when I remember how to fly, when the breeze catches my weight at last
- How it feels to be interviewed (when you know the answers)
- How to avoid tomorrow
- A mid-leap crisis will still be a crisis even if you manage to land on your feet.
- You can't stop thinking of her: this is how you explained it, a proof of your being in love.
- When I Consider How My Light Is Spent
- Aristotle's Lost Library, Medieval Andalusia & Chinese Paper, or How Europe Learned to Learn Again and Why the Renaissance Happened When & Where It Did
- How to survive a heart attack when alone
- I hope someday you will realize how amazing you are
- How to create cleavage when wearing drag
- How long would utilities last if everyone disappeared tomorrow morning?
- How do cows get all their nutrients, when they only eat grass?
- being thrown into the ocean, if nothing else, will teach you how to swim
- How Can You Be in Two Places at Once When You're Not Anywhere at All?
- How will I die?
- How to write fantasy that will absolutely slay the editors
- Your girlfriend will never forget how adorable you were the first time you went
- How to open a KFC when you're a cook
- Do you remember how small your body was when you were five?
- And maybe the horse will learn how to sing
- How to buy LEGO sets when you're over twice the suggested age
- if you buy into the wizard's bullshit, soon you're all standing waist-deep in things you didn't even know could exist and no one has any clue how to stop him
- This was then, and now I can't even find your grave
- man when you are telling me how it was
- Your radical ideas for how to change the world for the better will fail
- how many alleys will you follow me down, if i just started running
- The Cult of the Amateur: How Today's Internet is Killing Our Culture
- how i will contribute in nation building
- I don't know how to smile
- What people talk about when they can't think of anything to talk about
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