Findings:
- How to avoid driving into your garage with your bike still on the car roof rack
- How To Avoid Being Something Other Than What One Is Not
- How to avoid being urinated upon by your baby boy
- She crashed her car trying to avoid a butterfly
- Have you ever wondered how many gears a car can have? Or: My experiences with an East German vehicle
- We hold the proud distinction of being among the very last humans who will ever die
- Making your own nuclear car bomb
- How to avoid people whom you don't like talking to
- How to escape a sinking car
- how to avoid paying for washing machines
- How to avoid photo radar tickets
- How the lack of flying cars is connected with the green fuzz between EDB's toes and the average annual rainfall in West Bulgaria
- how life is all about loving and being loved
- How to avoid tomorrow
- How to jump start a car
- How to avoid jury duty
- How to avoid saying, "I love you"
- We hold the proud distinction of being among the very last humans who will ever live
- How to avoid dying of thirst in a desert
- How to read ECU fault codes from some GM cars
- How to save your car from a porcupine
- Avoiding diarrhea in Mexico
- Doing something illegal to avoid being caught in an illegal activity
- How people avoid buying drinks
- makes you wonder how you ever felt affection for somebody who could hate you so
- How the Waldensian Heretics avoided detection
- How to avoid holodeck addiction
- Changing the value of 5 in FORTRAN
- car alarm
- Jobs that can drive you to the poorhouse, and how to avoid them
- How to avoid eviction
- Surviving to avoid being alive
- who shall ever tell the sorrow of being on this earth, lying, on quilts, on the grass, in a summer evening, among the sounds of the night?
- How to get hit by a car
- Washing the interior windshield of a car
- What happens in a car crash
- How television car chases influenced me
- Car Crash
- How to put a bike in a car
- Car Crash for a Soul
- How to detail your car
- How to know if you will ever experience time travel
- How to ash out of the back window of a moving car
- if being gay isn't illegal, how will we know who's cool anymore?
- If you ever wondered how a tower of unholy evil is made
- How to cure being ticklish
- How to avoid a car accident
- What not to do in a car crash
- How I was thrown from a car at 45 mph
- How to turn your Hyundai Excel into a race car
- being thrown into the ocean, if nothing else, will teach you how to swim
- How to make a car last nearly forever
- How to check your car's fluids
- How to tell if it is the car parked next to you that dented and scratched your vehicle
- How to keep cars together in heavy traffic
- Sex in a small car
- How to create your own hide-a-key for your car
- Car crash commercials
- How to break into a car
- Getting the most out of being a temp
- How to check for fault codes on Chrysler cars
- How to drag race a street car
- Driving a car on gravel
- The First Car Crash
- So you wanna build a showcar?
- Preparing your car for cold weather
- How to ride long distances in a car
- Do you mind if I crash on yr stained glass couch for, like, ever?
- How to survive a plane crash
- How can one ever go home? Bangkok, Tokyo, Chicago, then Cleveland
- Has anyone ever told you how beautiful you are?
- How to crash a bike
- He backed the verbal car into the garage, only to crash it into the wall
- How to install subwoofers in your car
- You can't stop thinking of her: this is how you explained it, a proof of your being in love.
- How could you ever have enough?
- How would you know? And how could you ever know?
- all I ever learned from love was how to shoot at someone who outdrew you
- How to transcend animal instinct and become a superior being
- How being an irresponsible geek can kill!
- Avoid fancy words
- Avoid the Noid
- Eating icicles to avoid dehydration
- good reasons to avoid decapitation
- Just try to avoid the wracking temptation to eat raw cookie dough
- Avoid highly subjective writeups
- E2 clueless (newbie) mistakes to avoid
- Avoid missing ball for high score
- Avoid product placement in writeups
- Avoid generalization
- A depressed Lincoln avoids talk of his broken engagement, January 20, 1841
- My psychologist, or rants to avoid self-improvement
- Discrimination: why avoid the subject?
- things I do to avoid pissing off my wife
- The girls avoid band inflicted neck hickeys
- Books to read in the bath: Avoid waterdamage at all costs
- Reverend Wolff, in pursuit of others already lost, avoids the bug pit
- Practical reasons to avoid black cats
- Why security experts avoid implementing
- Ejaculation and prostate cancer
- Avoid getting screwed by contractors
- I try to avoid making things more dead
- We meet ourselves time and again in a thousand disguises on the path we took to avoid our destiny
- Avoid Working With Stanley Kubrick
- I miss you, damn you for being so damn amazing
- The difference between being "naked" and being "nekkid"
- The entire point of being an adult
- Being and Nothingness
- The Importance of Being Earnest
- I'm being eaten by a boa constrictor
- Two Golden Rules of Being a Woman
- Christians don't believe that "being good" gets anyone into Heaven
- how many more must die?
- The day I realized what being alive was
- you being in love
- World of Being
- Now that we're being so open and honest
- Evolutionary pressure against being evil
- Guide to determining if you are constantly being mauled by bears
- Being a Christian is magical and foolish: Maybe we're all caught up in a collective psychosis
- Being a Green Mother
- Human beings will believe anything
- Being pulled over by the cops for speeding
- Creativity, the essence of being human
- Being alone
- Being There
- The Need of Being Versed in Country Things
- Human being emulator
- I wonder when I learned to smile when I was being hurt
- Admitted to God, to ourselves and to another human being the exact nature of our wrongs
- Being serious without taking yourself too seriously
- Being for the Benefit of Mr. Kite
- what does being a sociological researcher entail?
- being beaten into an unhealthy state by other people's pasts
- there's good and bad in being a database administrator
- Being rejected by someone you really respect
- Being solicited for sex by people who don't even know your gender
- The joy of Being a Technician
- Tell me a story about being really alive
- do you allow yourself to imagine being with someone?
- stop being so English
- The dangers of being open minded
- dr's Hospital Adventure : it's weird being recognized as somewhat of a celebrity
- The honor of being a rat
- Being put on hold
- You are my electronic human being: my second chance, my way to mend the past.
- A Nocturnal Upon Saint Lucy's Day, being the Shortest Day
- "Gay" being used as an adjective for something bad
- The Everything guide to being a pizza driver
- Being an Eagle Scout no longer means anything
- Why are chimneys being demolished?
- Being Designated Driver on New Year's Eve
- The Greatest Fear In America Is That of Not Being Politically Correct
- I Enjoy Being a Girl
- Florida being promoted for its hockey
- she being Brand
- Well, I was tired of being 24 anyway, so there
- The trials and tribulations of being an E-mail technical support representative
- On being the Older Woman
- Imagine if you achieved a higher state of being from the Weather Channel
- Things I hate about being a conservative Republican
- Being the outsider at a party
- Why some people do not enjoy being in nature
- On the topic of being alone
- Great Chain of Being
- Adolescents: Beings of inherent evil
- Being with an older woman
- In a school with over 20,000 people, there is no danger of being recognized later
- The Story That Is Still Being Written
- On being the first person to finish a test
- The ability of planarian worms to run a maze more successfully after being fed the remains of a successful worm
- Being the Younger Man
- Forgive me for being afraid of the world
- Eduardo Kac's GFP Bunny, a work of transgenic art, or, It's not easy being green
- On being a staunch monarchist
- I'm ceded--I've stopped being Theirs
- The benefits of being single
- being doored
- Being involved in some way with Pauly Shore
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