Findings:
- You beat it in me, that part of you/But I'm gonna split us back in two
- Looking like a pirate is fun but only having one eye annoys me
- Fuck me if I'm wrong
- I would've taken an axe to it, but I'm pretty sure the dryad would have pulverized me
- I'm beginning to think that nothing I think or say makes sense to anyone but me
- But I'm a good person! Yeah great you wanna help me with this or what?
- one kiss: bad for me, but i give in so easily. i'm weak.
- Maybe I'm naive but this type of website bugs me
- He had fallen in love, but I'm pretty sure the hellhound was only in it for the belly rubs
- I'm happy but you don't like me
- They think I'm crazy, but I know it's real
- Tell me a story about a burro, standing atop a mesa, surrounded by a flock of geese, being fed by a weathered old man wearing nothing but a Jimmy hat
- I'm not a doctor, but I play one on TV
- Forgive me, Father, for I have sinned
- The body's alive, but no head. I'm having a lot of trouble accepting it.
- Nah, these random encounters with beautiful strangers won't destroy me at all. But I guess I thought it'd be a good way to die at the time.
- But beauteous fields lie just before me
- I may be cold and calculating, but that doesn't make me a computer
- I swear I just came here for a sandwich, but do you remember me?
- Roll me over and fuck me again
- New York City: What my Father told me
- They say time makes things easier but only time will tell
- I'm not religious, but I think I have a close relationship with God
- But I'm a Cheerleader
- A woman has 30 ways of laughing, but only 1 way in which she cries.
- So then I tried staring into the abyss, but it got distracted by a weasel and ditched me
- when I am King, we will have no such things, but, my lads, if the old king my father were dead, we would be all kings.
- I'm not going to fire a 2 million dollar missile at a 10 dollar empty tent and hit a camel in the butt
- I keep thinking I'm so tough but I rarely care enough to prove it. So am I really tough then? Or does every dog just have its day?
- in this world there are no equals but some day you will surpass me
- i wish i felt like teaching today, but i just want to be selfish
- Arguing with my father has never achieved anything for me ever
- I'm angry, and tired, and sad, and I just don't want to deal with it right now, so fuck off
- Fuck Me General Public Disclaimer
- The time my father caught me having sex
- don't just wait for it, but you can only wait for it
- I would have tried, but Charlotte kept Charlotte in the world of Charlotte and she barely heard me
- Give me chastity and continency, but not yet
- Gods exist but will only talk to those who stay awake after bedtime under the covers.
- I'm at the station, but I can't get on the train
- How to assassinate a third world despot with only a butt plug and a litre of raspberry coulis
- Fuck them all but the six
- She's smarter than me but she's also more quiet, therefore she has no personality which makes me feel better
- I used to like it, but it makes me sick to the stomach
- And then they came for me, but the bridge would not ignite.
- You don't know me, but someday you will
- She might not need me. But then again she might.
- On the one hand my life is in danger, but on the other hand, I'm getting really stoned
- i might look like a grown person, but i'm just a tiny confused scientist
- I'm no fucking Buddhist, but this is Enlightenment.
- I may not know anything but I know I'm not American
- Over time, the metaphor becomes literal. Eventually, we will wish for the figurative meaning, but left with only the chilling reality.
- I like the city, but the city doesn't like me
- Fuck me harder
- My Mother She Killed Me, My Father He Ate Me
- I'm looking at the river, but I'm thinking of the sea
- She Fucks Me
- Fuck you; I won't do what you tell me!
- Advice my father gave me before I left for college
- one was giving me the eye but nothing came of it
- You find yourself being chased not only by the bad guys, but also by what should be the good guys
- I considered cutting my toenails, but they're my only natural defense
- I'm cold, but I'm happy
- I may dream in technicolor, but I trip the fuck out in old-school black and white
- I don't Daylog but I'm Daylogging
- Any fool with a dick can make a baby but it takes a real man to be a father
- World, take care of me. You don't owe it to me, but I don't know any better.
- I'm so goddamned cruel to you. But you'll never know
- Think there's too much violence in society today? Maybe, but consider this:
- He comforted me when he thought I needed it, but never when I really did
- You're not laughing now, but I'm voting this sucka up
- I told her I could read her mind, but she didn't believe me. I could tell.
- Butt's Twelve by Pies
- Nobody Knows It But Me
- Think of something you always wanted to do, but are afraid of. Do it today.
- untie the boat and turn on the water i'm gone i'm gone i'm gone but it's alright
- I know it's boring to go on about it, it bores me to sleep, but what the hell, why doesn't it fade
- I don't believe in God or the soul but these machines can make me cry
- but you should be right here, right next to me
- You're voting this sucka down now, but I'm going to laugh
- The bastards got me but they won't get everybody
- Ain't what I'm gonna be, ain't what I wanna be, but lord thank you I ain't what I used to be.
- I'm not anorexic, but I'm working on it
- Sticks and stones may break my bones, but words can make me think I deserved it.
- It wasn't so much a trip down memory lane as it was me carjacking someone's memorymobile and speeding off down the freeway, but I digress.
- You're laughing now, but I'm voting this sucka down
- I'm nothing but a flower falling off a winter stem
- Every programmer is incompetent but me.
- but the only power i truly have is the strength to let it go
- Sororities are nothing but social crutches
- I'm not really okay with being hated for what I am. It's hard to take. But it's still better than being loved for something I'm not.
- You may think I'm lying, but it's true
- An army of slippers but only two feet
- I don't know why but I always love episodes without words. like just something about them makes me feel calm or something..
- there are people who are gone but wanted me to be happy
- you only live once, but your life echoes into eternity
- I Love Them But They Don't Love Me
- Nobody for me but you
- it made me sick but kept me warm
- But I've said it before and I'll say it again: kneecaps only exist to get hit with claw-hammers; grace only exists to be fallen from.
- For my father, in the event he finds me
- I could never draw but they made me an artist
- If my roommate doesn't keep his hands off my shit, I'm gonna fuck him up
- My Father Took Me Places
- My Father Will Guide Me Up a Rope to the Sky
- But what's stopping me from staring at the stars now?
- Sticks and stones may break my bones, but words will never hurt me
- Fuck me
- What doesn't kill you can only fuck you up for a really, really long time
- The voting system doesn't work because I'm drunk and that fucks it up
- Fuck you, I'm a Hindu
- I may not have had enough of me but I've had enough of you
- Fuck me boots
- Fuck me like you fucked that horse
- it'd break my heart but if i knew you got away it'd give me peace of mind till the day i die
- the struggle continues, but at least i know i'm not alone
- I'm not a god, but I'm working on it
- I was once smaller than a jellybean, but now look at me - I am macroscopic!
- I may be young, but I'm not naive
- Oh, no. Look, you've gone and made me optimistic. I was before, but now it is showing.
- I'm tone-deaf, but it's okay
- Our obsessions almost killed me, but now here we are, talking like normal human beings
- I'm not homophobic but...
- I'm not a dyke just 'cause I shaved my head, but if it keeps certain people away, fuckin' A right on
- I'm sorry, but we can't watch the rest of MacBeth until it is censored
- You say you love; but with a voice
- They know me not by name, but numbers
- I'm not pregnant, but thanks for asking
- I'm not racist but...
- It's cold today, but not cold enough for an ice storm
- Perhaps pain will stop me where good sense and virtue have failed
- Women are from Earth, but men only wander it
- She may be pretty and have more money than me but she doesn't write songs about you.
- "Excuse me, but could you drop your large backpack somewhere else, please?" A (almost) christmas nodermeet in the East End
- I'm straight, but you might be the one
- On two concert, I'm shootive collective photo but small, fat, bald headed technologist be insane
- They blew up the world, but what really pisses me off
- We once played this same game, but with only our words
- Somebody told me a story. It was pretty but boring. It was Saturday night, my stories usually end up that way.
- I Think I'm a Pervert, But I'm Totally Over It
- I'm poor, but I'm happy
- It’s memories that I’m stealing, but you’re innocent when you dream
- Girls possess me but they're never mine.
- I'm sorry I was speeding, officer, but I really have to get to the hospital
- We all love movies and books about us owning ourselves
- I ought to be grateful, but instead I'm angry
- Life must be lived forward, but it can only be appreciated sideways
- I'm not a rocket scientist, but
- love me less, but, love me for a long time...!
- Yeah I can love my fellow man; but I'm damned if I'll love yours.
- I'm sorry sir, but it appears that the abyss hasn't put you on the guest list...
- New York I Love You, But You're Bringing Me Down
- I'm gay, but I'm not sure it's genetic
- As Guan Yu would surrender to the Han, but not to Cao Cao, I will surrender to you, but not to your desire to control me.
- The Tesla Coil made me cry, but I got a free lunch out of it.
- curiosity killed the cat, but it never hurt me
- There's someone in my head but it's not me
- I hate to advocate drugs, alcohol, violence, or insanity to anyone, but they've always worked for me
- excuse the pencil but I'm inkless
- It will only make our insides burn until we are nothing but ash.
- Someone has writer's block but I don't know if I'm him right now
- You don't see the light at the end of the tunnel now, but it's there. I'm holding it for you.
- your fake name is not for everyone but good enough for me
- The bastards hung me in the spring of '25, but I am still alive.
- I was pretty sure that wasn't how slasher films were supposed to end, but you won't see me complaining.
- i'm not sure but i'm listening
- Today will be difficult. But tomorrow, good riding.
- That man has writer's block but I don't know if I'm him right now
- The good guys and the bad guys were on the back of the boat and I swear I only turned my back for a MINUTE but when I came back, they'd killed Mozart.
- I feel like shit today, but I can always feel worse tomorrow
- But if life were only moments, then you'd never know you had one
- 'C' may be for cookie, but that's not good enough for me, dammit!
- Being a dickhead
- but these are only ripples
- I'm not sick but I'm not well
- You know to me she's but a fetish
- I may never be queen, but you will never break me
- If you can't help it, fuck it!
- "This sandwich is great, but it could be better if it had tomatoes and also gave me super powers."
- Once upon a time there was light in my life, but now there's only love in the dark
- but fuck, it was Sunday and the church bells hadn't even called the faithful
- he touched me then, but I forgot to feel
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