Findings:

• I'm not an American. I'm from New Orleans, bitch.
• Life's a Bitch and I'm Her Pimp
• I'm against affirmative action and I'm benefiting from it.
• i'm a million different people from one day to the next
• i'm flying from a fire
• I'm a bad bitch and you better believe it
• two sips from the cup of human kindness and I'm shitfaced
• The sex scene from IT and Hugh Hefner, and why I'm glad both are gone
• I used to think of sobriety as a purgatory, and that to be under the influence of drugs was relief from it. Now that I'm older I believe the opposite to be true.
• I'm Afraid of Americans
• Of course I'm made of corn, I'm from North America
• Someday soon, I'm going to save you from your life
• Don't blame me, I'm from Massachusetts
• I may not know anything but I know I'm not American
• Get Me Away From Here, I'm Dying
• From now on, any ordinary knowledge is no longer going to satisfy you, I'm afraid
• I'm always just one bad day away from committing suicide
• Where I'm Calling From, A Grand Don't Come For Free
• I'm not a cold hard bitch
• I'm from the government, and I'm here to help you.
• I'm From New Jersey
• I'm the Juggernaut, Bitch!
• My cats think I'm a God
• Look at me mammy I'm dancin I'm dancin
• I'm glad the evil overlord was on my team
• I'm living my life vicariously through my roommate
• I'm going to miss the squirrels
• One day, I'm going to get rid of it all
• Thank God, I'm A Country Boy
• I'm doing OK
• That sweet voice is the means of your coup, and I'm on the retreat
• I'm mad as hell and I'm not going to take it anymore
• I'm lovin' it
• im a streat nigger 9 (user)
• Please say it's not too late now that I'm dead and gone
• I'm waiting for what will make me stand still the rest of my life
• I'm so glad I'm no longer alone
• Because I'm an adult
• Take my advice. I'm not using it.
• He had fallen in love, but I'm pretty sure the hellhound was only in it for the belly rubs
• I'm not old enough to love you
• I'm scared. I don't have a name.
• They think I'm crazy, but I know it's real
• I'm wide awake and I can see the perfect sky is torn
• I'm just a podunk rural family doctor, what the hell do I know?
• I'm a little ICBM
• I'm with stupid
• i'm afraid of hipsters
• So I'm listening to the last hole of the PGA Championship
• I'm not in love, set me free
• I'm ceded--I've stopped being Theirs
• America stop pushing I know what I'm doing.
• I'm Holding You
• Drei Maenner Im Schnee
• Isolating copper from American pennies
• I'm Cute
• I'm fine, thank you. And you?
• HI im vik (user)
• Nobody fly with me; I'm cursed
• You're A Woman, I'm a Machine
• I'm reading this like you're chewing with your mouth full
• I'm far too hammered to realize this is a bad idea
• Notice Me, I'm Here
• I'm not sick but I'm not well
• You beat it in me, that part of you/But I'm gonna split us back in two
• I'm pinching your face!
• I'm going to be a Dad
• I'm a little tea pot
• It's not my fault that I'm so evil
• I'm The Man
• I'm the Bad Guy
• I'm tone-deaf, but it's okay
• How I insulted a Mormon, or reason #78345 I'm an Idiot
• I'm sorry, I don't think we've been properly introduced
• I'm sorry, but we can't watch the rest of MacBeth until it is censored
• I'm sorry I was speeding, officer, but I really have to get to the hospital
• Charmed, I'm sure
• (I'm just a) Love Machine
• Help! I'm going to have sex
• I Think I'm a Pervert, But I'm Totally Over It
• I'm sorry sir, but it appears that the abyss hasn't put you on the guest list...
• I'm in one of those moods again
• I'm starting to think I was a waste of a perfectly good placenta
• I'm an English major, you do the math
• I'm happy but you don't like me
• i feel alive when i'm close to the madness
• Don't Hug Me I'm Scared
• Im-
• Fuck me if I'm wrong
• Tell me what I'm supposed to be feeling
• I'm no better off with a car than I am without one
• I'm Still Here
• I need to hold your hand. I'm getting numb.
• Hello, I'm fucking your daughter
• I'm Armed With Quarts of Blood
• Just because I like ballet it doesn't mean I'm a poof
• I'm a crack whore, and I don't care
• I'm related to people I don't relate to
• I'm a pig, not a god!
• Why I'm not conservative; why I'm not liberal
• Right now, I'm wishing for fireflies
• if you don't stop laughing I'm going to pour Mountain Dew on your bed
• I'm not lovin' it
• And while the angel and the succubus are arguing, I'm trying to make sure Faust doesn't stop breathing
• I'm not supposed to show you
• You don't see the light at the end of the tunnel now, but it's there. I'm holding it for you.
• i'm a wiseguy when I'm drunk
• I'm taking all I have to take, this taking's gonna shape me
• Friday, I'm in love
• If you EVER come across an empty floor, just know that I'm gonna fuck you up.
• I'm with the band
• I'm being eaten by a boa constrictor
• I'm so toasty, you could spread jam on me
• I'm Going Home
• Don't miss me until I'm dead
• I'm a big mean censor, and I'm here to mess up all your fun
• I'm waiting
• I'm a little sex pot
• I'm not a geek, and I wish I were
• Hi, mom; I'm gay
• Don't assume that just because I'm promiscuous, all I want is sex
• Teen Bride Im Sorry
• I'm Not Going to Lie to You
• I'm Sas (user)
• HI, I'M GEORGE ZIMMER, OWNER AND CEO OF THE MEN'S WAREHOUSE. YOU'LL NEVER GUESS WHAT I'M GOING TO DO.
• Gosh! That single kiss made me feel like I'm charged up with the power of a million exploding suns!
• I'm not thumbing for a lift
• so glad I'm not alone in my dreams
• Someone has writer's block but I don't know if I'm him right now
• i'm used to it
• i'm late to everything
• A Room That Said I’m Sorry
• Songs from an American Movie, Vol. 1: Learning How to Smile
• I'm acquiring more bottles, tubes, and jars as time goes on
• I'm Waiting for the Man
• I'm trying to see little old ladies as versions of my mom; it helps me be a better person
• I know more when I'm alone
• I'm letting you go
• help im a rock (user)
• I'm not ashamed to use Windows
• Evolution of American political parties from the Revolution to the Reconstruction
• I'm training my little half brother to take over the world
• Love me till your heart stops. Love me till I'm dead.
• Fuck this; I'm having butter
• Don't be an IM phantom
• "My God," she said, "I'm beautiful."
• fuck it, I love you even if I'm gonna feel like shit
• I'm a slasher... of prices!
• I'm so worldly, I shit globes
• I'm building the bridge in stone this time, lest someone drop a torch.
• I'm glad you're here.
• fuck you I'm an anteater
• I'm burning too brightly, begging you to smother me.
• I'm a freak
• just because i'm out on the balcony doesn't mean i'm about to jump
• imm
• Well if it's gonna be THAT kinda party, then I'm gonna stick my dick in the mashed potatoes!
• I'm creating a religion... you'll like it!
• I'm no Whitman...
• I'm a decent guy's worst nightmare
• OK, so I'm a fuckup, and it's Tuesday
• Though really, I'm waiting for you.
• I'm crying and I can't stop
• No one asks me if I'm a Satanist or anything because I take the precaution of wearing a predominantly flannel and hawaiian shirt-oriented wardrobe
• How can I talk about love when the bacon is burned and the house is an absolute mess and the children are screaming their heads off and I'm going to miss my bus?
• I'm Only Sleeping
• I'm no longer in the passenger seat
• I'm too judgmental with people who are too judgmental

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