Findings:

• I'm Just Me (user)
• Don't assume that just because I'm gay, all I want is sex
• just because i'm out on the balcony doesn't mean i'm about to jump
• I just don't need help losing things; I'm good enough at that on my own
• I'm just a collection of electrons
• i'm just a girl
• All in all, I'm just another brick in the wall
• She's the main attraction, I'm just the recording device
• I'm just here for the candy
• Screw UNIX, I'm just going to smoke pot and eat Cheetos for the rest of my life
• I'm not PMS-ing, I am just hormonally imbalanced
• Just because I say Happy Hanukkah doesn't mean I'm Jewish
• I'm not Australian, I just hate Jay Leno
• I'm just reading it for the articles
• I'm just realizing, at 20 years of age, that I enjoy classical music
• Don't assume that just because I'm promiscuous, all I want is sex
• I'm sorry I was speeding, officer, but I really have to get to the hospital
• I'm not shy, I'm just not an obnoxious ass
• I'm just sayin'
• I'm no saviour. I'm just a nut with a baseball bat.
• I'm not lonely, I'm just alone.
• I'm not scared of dying, I just don't want to.
• I keep thinking I'm so tough but I rarely care enough to prove it. So am I really tough then? Or does every dog just have its day?
• i'm just a bunch of stolen parts?
• Don't Sit Next to Me Just Because I'm Asian
• I'm not doing it just to be weird
• I'm angry, and tired, and sad, and I just don't want to deal with it right now, so fuck off
• I'm tired of all this, I just wanted the damned E2 Poster (document)
• Just because I like ballet it doesn't mean I'm a poof
• Don't Sit Next to Me, Just Because I'm Gay
• Just great, I'm actually a coward
• (I'm just a) Love Machine
• Just because I'm black doesn't mean I can rap
• Just because I'm nice to her doesn't mean I want to fuck her
• I'm so sorry. I just couldn't not.
• I'm just a bill
• So I'm wrestling with the demoness while the priest is trying not to soil his vestments, and Faust is just sitting there like an idiot
• I'm not really a secretary; I just play one at work.
• I'm just guessing
• i'm just sitting here worrying
• I'm just sayin'.
• i might look like a grown person, but i'm just a tiny confused scientist
• If you EVER come across an empty floor, just know that I'm gonna fuck you up.
• I'm not going to simplify things just so they can fit inside your mind. You don't deserve that.
• I'm just saying, keep an eye on anyone named "Angrus McMurderstab"
• I'm just so tired of waking up all alone
• I'm not a dyke just 'cause I shaved my head, but if it keeps certain people away, fuckin' A right on
• Now that sex is a marketing strategy, I'm not sure I enjoy it anymore
• When I'm long dead, the bee will win
• I'm OK, You're OK
• If I am doomed to sweat my ass off in my own apartment, I feel better if I'm blasting music
• I'm not a rocket scientist, but
• I'm not even supposed to BE here today!
• I'm gay, but I'm not sure it's genetic
• Shit, it talks; I'm out of here
• I'm a decent guy's worst nightmare
• I'm alone in Geneva!
• I'm leaving, you all suck
• I'm a big mean censor, and I'm here to mess up all your fun
• I'm the world's worst psychic
• I'm The Man
• Oh no, I'm thinking out loud again
• I'm not really entitled to an opinion
• Why I'm glad the space shuttle blew up
• I know the last digit of pi and I'm not telling
• I know more when I'm alone
• I'm straight, but you might be the one
• Don't get me wrong - I'm a feminist
• Guess what? I'm NOT talking to myself.
• I'm scared
• i enjoy myself most when i'm all alone
• So I'm listening to the last hole of the PGA Championship
• I'm tired of calling 911
• Im Elvis (user)
• Dammit Jim, I'm a doctor not a bricklayer!
• I'm
• I'm Sorry I Haven't a Clue
• IM
• imm
• Correct me if I'm wrong, and if I am, I'll eat a bug
• I'm trippin' my nut sack into a frenzy of dik play
• I'm picking out a Thermos for you
• I'm Losing You
• I'm embarrassed that I know this
• I'm afraid, sometimes, at night
• Damn, I'm good.
• I'm not sure
• Hands off, I'm special
• So. Central Rain
• Im-
• I'm scared to run the program I wrote
• I'm a Dutchman's uncle
• I'm tired
• People are impossible. I should know; I'm one of them.
• I'm being eaten by a boa constrictor
• I'm not drinking any more
• (I'm Your) Hoochie Coochie Man
• I think I'm in Love with Everything
• When I'm Sixty-Four
• Are you pondering what I'm pondering?
• 418 I'm a teapot
• I'm no fucking Buddhist, but this is Enlightenment.
• I may not know anything but I know I'm not American
• I'm Glad
• Damn it, I'm a Satan Worshipper
• I'm a Chicken-Hawk, and I'm gonna eat me some chickens
• How to say "I'm crazy"
• Well if it's gonna be THAT kinda party, then I'm gonna stick my dick in the mashed potatoes!
• Good? Bad? I'm the guy with the gun.
• I'm Your Fan
• I'm not very cool
• I'm in this for the long haul
• If my roommate doesn't keep his hands off my shit, I'm gonna fuck him up
• Oh, look at me, I'm so drunk
• Fuck me if I'm wrong
• I'm creating a religion... you'll like it!
• You're laughing now, but I'm voting this sucka down
• I'm fucking addicted, OK?
• Don't rush me, I'm fragile
• I'm gay
• Don't get me wrong; I'm not a feminist
• I'm a bloke. Shoot me.
• I'm not a part of this world
• I'm with stupid
• I'm Going Home
• I'm Proud of You
• You may think I'm lying, but it's true
• I'm a crazy old lady all hopped-up on Estrogen pills
• I'm a zookeeper, not an artist
• I'm a crazy old lady whose ex-husband bought himself a Soloflex for my birthday
• 10 Reasons Why I'm Not Single
• Thank God I'm an Atheist
• Holy shit, you mean I'm not invisible?
• I'm so shallow, a new t-shirt makes me happy
• I'm a little tea pot
• I'm Waiting for the Man
• i feel like i'm single-handedly destroying the rain forest
• I enjoy slacking. Does that mean I'm going to Hell?
• I'm nobody! Who are you?
• I'm a writer. What are you?
• Can you tell I'm a man?
• I'm giving it all she's got, Captain!
• this is how i'm going to die.
• I'm gonna make you come tonight
• Look at me mammy I'm dancin I'm dancin
• Tell me what I'm supposed to be feeling
• I'm no Whitman...
• I'm a sucker for a good accent
• I'm a good teenage kid, not a rebel out to kill
• Take me drunk, I'm home
• I'm feeling like a custard now
• Women want me when I'm taken
• the words I'm after
• Why I think I'm a disgusting human being
• I'm Gonna Ride That Southern Railway Line
• i'm afraid of hipsters
• Don't miss me until I'm dead
• "I'm fighting to reclaim my laundry."
• I'm in love with a big black man named "Flower"
• If there's a will, I hope I'm in it
• I'm really sorry about that!!!
• I'm falling in love with you

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