Findings:

• I'm scared. I don't have a name.
• I Don't Need to Have Children, I Date Them
• My soul is in a million pieces. I tried to collect most of them, but some are missing, and the ones I have don't fit together anymore. Feel free to take a piece or two.
• I'm sorry I was speeding, officer, but I really have to get to the hospital
• I'm sorry sir, but it appears that the abyss hasn't put you on the guest list...
• I'm sorry, I don't think we've been properly introduced
• I'm sorry, I don't believe we've been properly estranged.
• A lot of houses don't even have anyone to board them up.
• We read your mail so you don't have to
• You don't have to remember my name
• Sorry, we don't make that in YOUR size
• Let them have Festivas
• You Think I'm Psycho Don't You Mama
• Your beliefs are your concern, just please don't let them creep into our secular argument
• E2 FAQ: Why Don't I Have Votes Today? (node_forward)
• Don't be an IM phantom
• Bizmillah! We'll have to let them go
• These are the only minutes you'll ever have. Take good care of them.
• Of course they want to come here. Who doesn't? Besides the people from Los Angeles, but we don't speak of them.
• When life gives you lemons, suck on them. Seriously, lemons taste awesome.
• I don't want to risk endangering the cheap, meaningless sex we have
• Baptist jokes
• You don't know what you have until it's gone
• finding my way back to sanity again, though I don't really know what I'm going to do when I get there
• Relax. Don't worry. Have a homebrew.
• Don't meddle in that which you have no desire to understand
• We don't have what we need because we can't stop wanting
• I don't know why but I always love episodes without words. like just something about them makes me feel calm or something..
• I'm probably the best lover I'll ever have
• i'm afraid i will have to request that no one have the name "john" ever again. Existing "johns" will need to change their names.
• "The Americans in their wisdom have taken the heads off the pictures, enlarged them and superimposed them with the heads of animals and then strung them up all over the walls of the interrogation room," he said
• Have you no sense of decency, sir?
• Take it til you make it, break it if you have to, but don't ever fake it.
• Don't kill your invisible husband to see what he looks like or you'll sob your heart out. But don't worry about the millions of invisible men coming to attack your village because they won't kill you if you don't know how to fight them.
• If you don't want us to look at your breasts, don't shove them in our faces
• What they don't know can't hurt them
• Don't feel comfortable with girls? Have a daughter.
• I just don't need help losing things; I'm good enough at that on my own
• Don't rush me, I'm fragile
• I don't shiver because I'm cold. I shiver because you are.
• Dogs don't have souls, so it doesn't matter
• I'm a crack whore, and I don't care
• if you don't stop laughing I'm going to pour Mountain Dew on your bed
• if you don't have anything nice to say, a rose still smells as sweet
• They don't get it. Let them suffer.
• You can put your boots in the oven, but that don't make them biscuits.
• I'm related to people I don't relate to
• If you don't know, I'm not going to tell you
• We don't have time. Not like they do.
• Songs Hazelnut Listened To So You Don't Have To
• Don't Hug Me I'm Scared
• you don't have to eat your dinner but you pay for your plate
• I Love Them But They Don't Love Me
• You don't have to catch me. You don't need to bring me back.
• The people we have met in the last 5 years, & will we remember them in 10 more
• What I'm trying to say is that I may have unconsciously plagiarized this
• If guns are outlawed, only outlaws will have guns
• I keep thinking I'm so tough but I rarely care enough to prove it. So am I really tough then? Or does every dog just have its day?
• Listen to me, because I am in the soapbox. This is the voice of the soapbox. I am calling to you. Do you hear the sounds of my soaply siren song? My syntactically sweet strumming along to sequential sequestrations of symmetrically snakey st
• Of diamonds and those that have them
• Some vampires actually get pissed when you tell them to Have A Nice Day
• I don't have a thing to wear!
• Don't miss me until I'm dead
• You don't always have to disagree, or agree for that matter
• Winners don't do drugs, they just sell them
• Dogs are for wimps who don't have the guts to bite people themselves
• Archived E2 FAQ: Why Don't I Have Votes Today? (document)
• Don't blame me, I'm from Massachusetts
• And that's why we don't have sex in the nose
• I'm angry, and tired, and sad, and I just don't want to deal with it right now, so fuck off
• I don't have a life; Everyone else wants to live my life for me
• Sorry, I don't work here
• Guys who don't tell you they have a girlfriend
• I have a Shaymus and you don't.
• Don't Sit Next to Me Just Because I'm Asian
• Don't make me angry, you wouldn't like me when I'm angry
• What, we don't shoot them now?
• I'm going to do something stupid if I don't get laid
• A seething hatred for assholes, bullies and those that don't seem to mind them
• Ginny and Lola don't work on Thursdays. Sorry, Sugar.
• Thank god I don't have to make my living passing out bogus petitions
• Living well is only the best revenge if they don't have a fuckable sibling
• I don't need to read, I'm a writer
• I don't have a soul. But something still hurts.
• You don't have any real problems
• Books Hazelnut Read So You Don't Have To (category)
• Don’t write love letters to women unless you are dating them
• If I don't care, I don't have to hurt
• We don't have time for this. None of us have time for any of this.
• In this moment I'm focused on my own emotions. I don't care about how you feel. I can't.
• My finger can point to the moon, but my finger is not the moon. You don't have to become my finger, nor do you have to worship my finger. You have to forget my finger, and look at where it is pointing.
• If you don't know how to make a mu, you have no business measuring quantities that small.
• You don't even have a chance of being happy if you can't let shit go.
• i am a seedling. i don't even understand how much i have yet to learn.
• You haven't seen it and you don't understand. I have malice. I have cruelty. The little fire that's always been inside me isn't so little anymore.
• i always want to go back. but i don't know if it's time yet. i have some things i have to do.
• I'm not going to simplify things just so they can fit inside your mind. You don't deserve that.
• you don't have to do this
• you don't have to erase it, you just have to let it go
• The ones with their priorities straight don't know how to get what they want, and the ones who get what they want have messed up priorities.
• If they can get you asking the wrong questions, they don't have to worry about answers.
• Please sir, may I have some more?
• i'm going to show these people a world that you don't believe can exist
• I'm not religious, but I think I have a close relationship with God
• I'm white, upper-middle-class in the richest country in the world-what need have I for God?
• I'm going to have to ask you to leave
• don't let them scare you
• My people, some of them, have run away to 4chan and have no XP.
• I would've taken an axe to it, but I'm pretty sure the dryad would have pulverized me
• I have never held such sins against them the way that I hold them against you
• i have excuses though and i always enumerate them for her
• I'm taking all I have to take, this taking's gonna shape me
• Help! I'm going to have sex
• You don't even know the meaning of the word committed. I'm Andy Kaufman, motherfucker. I will die on this hill I made, in this battle I started, for this prize I already own.
• I know there are other fish in the sea but I don't want them
• Don't get me wrong; I'm not a feminist
• I don't have a television set
• Baptist fear of dancing
• For I have sworn thee fair, and thought thee bright, who art as black as hell, as dark as night.
• Don't get me wrong - I'm a feminist
• Ernie and Bert are not gay. They're puppets. They don't even have legs.
• Throw your hands (up) in the air, (and) wave them all around like you (just) don't care
• I don't have a problem with Biblical Literalism, it's Christians I can't stand
• If you don't have anything to say, don't say anything
• Don't assume that just because I'm gay, all I want is sex
• I don't have a problem with Christians, it's Biblical Literalism I can't stand
• Do not have sex with horses. Seriously, don't.
• Just because I'm black doesn't mean I can rap
• A reason to drink
• I'm insensitive, and I don't know anything
• Cats don't have brakes
• Being a dickhead
• I have a punklin and you don't
• Don't hate me because I'm evil
• I don't know where he gets his words but I like them
• I have dreadlocks and I don't know where the pot is
• You don't have to be a vegetarian to like vegetarian food
• I don't have any secrets. Now ask me if I have any lies.
• Don't assume that just because I'm promiscuous, all I want is sex
• 2001: Why don't we have HAL?
• So you don't have to
• Stoned music memories
• Don't touch me when I'm screaming
• Why black women have so few wrinkles
• I don't even have the energy to kill myself
• I don't like your reality, I'm going to make my own
• You make yourself lonely even though you don't have to
• If you don't play pinochle, you must have married in
• I don't have a postmodern condition; I've always been like this
• Days go by like sweet summer breeze; I don't know I... can't feel them anymore
• Where I'm Calling From, A Grand Don't Come For Free
• Why don't we try to destroy tropical cyclones by nuking them?
• Don't touch me when I'm on a boat
• Badgers? We ain't got no badgers. We don't need no badgers. I don't have to show you any stinking badgers!
• The mighty have fallen, and I don't feel too good myself
• Jesus loves you so I don't have to
• Don't Sit Next to Me, Just Because I'm Gay
• When you have a trip planned, but don't go, you need to cancel your reservations
• or maybe a calm voice, that accent you don't think you have
• Writers don't look for their big breaks. They write them.
• Reason #57 Why I Don't Have Children
• No, I don't have channel 11
• I don't know if these are good flowers or bad flowers, but I picked them for you
• And if I don't die or worse I'm going to need a nap
• WE DON'T HAVE STARBUCKS ASSHOLE
• I know I'm not very good at this. I don't want to be better.
• I am letting myself down so you don't have to
• You don't see the light at the end of the tunnel now, but it's there. I'm holding it for you.
• Don't ever lie. If you lie to your friends, they won't trust you, and you'll have nothing, and you'll never be safe.
• Why don't I have votes today?
• I don't Daylog but I'm Daylogging
• Don't feel bad to call him black
• I'm happy but you don't like me
• "Of course humans aren't intelligent. They don't even have glurbleflukers. If you can't glurblefluke, you're not sentient."
• Why don't urinals have stalls?
• they still come to me even though i don't come to them
• I'm not scared of dying, I just don't want to.
• I don't have the time
• You Don't Have To Say You Love Me
• That man has writer's block but I don't know if I'm him right now
• Someone has writer's block but I don't know if I'm him right now
• I'm in love with a big black man named "Flower"

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