Findings:

• Who is Number One?
• Fast-talking career gal who thought she was one of the boys
• I'm in one of those moods again
• Am I the only one who thinks Ken Watanabe and Jimmy Smits look an awful lot alike?
• Who Knows One?
• oh God, i'm going to regret this one
• Shit, why am I the only one here who can perform the Heimlich maneuver?
• The Great One Who Makes The Grass Green
• i'm leaving teethmarks on your striptease
• You're the only one who doesn't know
• The one guy who went to Australia instead of Austria by mistake
• One of the dangers of necromancy is you don't really know who's on the other side or what they're going to give you in return.
• I couldn't possibly be the only one who doesn't see empathy as a curse
• i'm a million different people from one day to the next
• People are impossible. I should know; I'm one of them.
• I'm too judgmental with people who are too judgmental
• You're one of those people who knows all the words to every song, aren't you?
• Happy those who with a glowing faith in one embrace clasped Death and Victory
• I'm starting to think the secret is to NOT be rich and prosperous. To be 'unsuccessful' (depending on who you ask)
• I'm not a poet, although I play one
• Freedom of the press is guaranteed only to those who own one
• There is likely no one left who remembers
• I guess that I am the one who has changed
• for one who does no evil, there is no ill
• i dream about the ones who are gone
• Anyone who tells you there is only one correct way to write a novel is trying to sell you a book.
• The ones who watch
• I'm not one to be had for the wanting, Sir
• Wouldn't you think I'm the girl, the girl who has everything?
• I'm not a doctor, but I play one on TV
• I'm not really a secretary; I just play one at work.
• There are four zeroes in the registered births in the USA across 1993. I'm one of them.
• Things that no one told you...until now, because I'm telling you. Consider yourself fortunate
• The city knows I'm leaving
• 'I'm crushing your head!' error appears after leaving open a pop-up slider
• To One who has been Long in City Pent
• The Ones Who Walk Away from Omelas
• I'm nobody! Who are you?
• i'm afraid i will have to request that no one have the name "john" ever again. Existing "johns" will need to change their names.
• The people who matter most to me are the ones who make me laugh
• I am the one who stood beside you and smiled
• The Ones Who Walk Away From Salemo
• the dexterity of one who had smoked for years
• one kiss: bad for me, but i give in so easily. i'm weak.
• One more look at the ghost before I'm gonna make it leave
• One who knows does not speak
• On Being the one who goes away
• One who doesn't ask, eats wax
• The most dangerous vampires were the ones who were bad at math
• Somewhere there is one who remembers.
• An enemy is one who reacts
• No One Knows Who I Am
• Chicago calls to one who would listen
• those receive me, who quietly treat me, as one familiar and well-beloved in that home
• is there no one who answers the call?
• Am I the only one who walks alone under moonlight without fear?
• The ones with their priorities straight don't know how to get what they want, and the ones who get what they want have messed up priorities.
• i know that the ones who love us will miss us
• For every rich man who tries to leave this world for a better one with his fancy tomb surrounded by mourners, there are many more who perish alone in the cold, forgotten by all but God.
• one who sleeps with mothers
• On the one hand my life is in danger, but on the other hand, I'm getting really stoned
• when my time is in the past, i hope my heart lays in the grass, and feeds another one who lives like it's all just begun
• The ones who are happy to survive are inside, partying. The ones who strive for evolution are outside, alone, seething with contempt, working through the night.
• I'm straight, but you might be the one
• it is better to meet god alone than with one who might misunderstand
• I'm no better off with a car than I am without one
• I'm leaving, you all suck
• No one asks me if I'm a Satanist or anything because I take the precaution of wearing a predominantly flannel and hawaiian shirt-oriented wardrobe
• One day, I'm going to get rid of it all
• Im Elvis (user)
• Dammit Jim, I'm a doctor not a bricklayer!
• I'm Sorry I Haven't a Clue
• I'm just reading it for the articles
• imm
• Correct me if I'm wrong, and if I am, I'll eat a bug
• I'm trippin' my nut sack into a frenzy of dik play
• I'm embarrassed that I know this
• I'm with the band
• I'm Sorry I'll Read That Again
• But I'm a Cheerleader
• Da Ya Think I'm Sexy?
• I'm Gonna Git You Sucka
• I'm sorry
• I'm not sure
• Hands off, I'm special
• So. Central Rain
• Im-
• I'm scared to run the program I wrote
• I'm a Dutchman's uncle
• I'm tired
• I'm being eaten by a boa constrictor
• I'm not drinking any more
• (I'm Your) Hoochie Coochie Man
• I think I'm in Love with Everything
• When I'm Sixty-Four
• Are you pondering what I'm pondering?
• 418 I'm a teapot
• Good? Bad? I'm the guy with the gun.
• Who made Hell?
• I'm not very cool
• I'm in this for the long haul
• If my roommate doesn't keep his hands off my shit, I'm gonna fuck him up
• Oh, look at me, I'm so drunk
• I'm scared to death of what havoc he could wreak in my life
• I'm a little ICBM
• I'm so toasty, you could spread jam on me
• I'm Going Slightly Mad
• I'm with you, Peter Pan
• I'm bored
• I'm a liberal and I'm evil!
• Is this the blues I'm singing?
• I'm not that kinda girl
• I feel like I'm missing pieces of sleep
• I'm going to be a Dad
• I'm acquiring more bottles, tubes, and jars as time goes on
• I'm not this cool in real life
• I'm not anorexic, but I'm working on it
• I'm rubber, you're glue
• I'm seeing more rear end car wrecks in the year 2000
• If you don't know, I'm not going to tell you
• I'm passionate about my plant life
• No, I'm not a Liberal
• I'm my own Grandpaw
• My cats think I'm a God
• Fuck me if I'm wrong
• I'm creating a religion... you'll like it!
• You're laughing now, but I'm voting this sucka down
• I'm fucking addicted, OK?
• Don't rush me, I'm fragile
• I'm gay
• Don't get me wrong; I'm not a feminist
• I'm a bloke. Shoot me.
• I'm just so tired of waking up all alone
• I'm not a part of this world
• I'm with stupid
• I'm Going Home
• I'm Proud of You
• You may think I'm lying, but it's true
• I'm a crazy old lady all hopped-up on Estrogen pills
• I'm a zookeeper, not an artist
• I'm a crazy old lady whose ex-husband bought himself a Soloflex for my birthday
• 10 Reasons Why I'm Not Single
• Thank God I'm an Atheist
• I'm Gonna Be (500 Miles)
• I'm not pregnant, but thanks for asking
• It's not my fault that I'm so evil
• I'm trying to see little old ladies as versions of my mom; it helps me be a better person
• I'm game
• A sexist joke I'm allowed to tell, due to being a woman
• I asked a friend to draw me, and I'm scared of what I'll see
• I'm a Pepper
• Guess what? I'm NOT talking to myself.
• I'm sorry that you feel that way
• I'm a decent guy's worst nightmare
• Don't get me wrong - I'm a feminist
• I'm tired of calling 911
• i enjoy myself most when i'm all alone
• I'm the world's worst psychic
• When I'm long dead, the bee will win
• I'm alone in Geneva!
• I'm scared
• If I am doomed to sweat my ass off in my own apartment, I feel better if I'm blasting music
• So I'm listening to the last hole of the PGA Championship
• I'm a big mean censor, and I'm here to mess up all your fun
• "Mum, Dad, I've packed my bags and I'm moving out. I'm staying at Everything2."
• All in all, I'm just another brick in the wall
• I'm not really entitled to an opinion
• Shit, it talks; I'm out of here
• Oh no, I'm thinking out loud again
• I'm OK, You're OK
• I'm The Man
• I know more when I'm alone
• Why I'm glad the space shuttle blew up
• Don't assume that just because I'm gay, all I want is sex
• I'm gay, but I'm not sure it's genetic
• I know the last digit of pi and I'm not telling
• I'm not even supposed to BE here today!

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