Findings:

• So, you're gonna get laid off?
• Live so that they cry when you're born and laugh when you die
• My father never made promises he could not keep. My father never promised anything.
• So, you're looking after someone who's coming to the end
• I hope they kill me while I'm standing here, so I can die happy.
• And so, we made sweet love with the weather
• When did the World get so old?
• Just as it could not imprison itself with laws, impoverish itself with money or misguide itself with leaders, so it would not misrepresent itself with signs.
• Bender Gets Made
• just because it burns doesn't mean you're gonna die
• I'll look at this in a year and wonder how I could have been so stupid
• If you're not in the picture you can't get framed.
• If you're so good at this sport, why are you just an announcer?
• You're so money
• why I do have to get so deep with people all the time just to gently let them down 2 weeks later
• Fun for 2 years as a little kid, school for 16 or 20 years, then work until you die.
• The Kids' AIDS Site
• I've read books so I know things that sound like they could be true
• I hope I die before I get old
• Kids, don't let drugs get in the way of your dreams for the future
• None of These Kids Gets Hurt.
• do you think i can get all my ideas out? so they aren't lost?
• You're All I Need to Get By
• He made me promise I would do this when I was next sad. So I promised myself I would not be sad again.
• Rite Aid made my basement flood
• Gee, You're so Beautiful That It's Starting to Rain
• You're so beautiful you wake me in my sleep
• I wanted to touch him so badly that it made my fingertips burn
• I never thought a picture could cause so much pain
• They did so because they believed they could.
• I hope I get old before I die.
• Helping your kid brother die
• if you buy into the wizard's bullshit, soon you're all standing waist-deep in things you didn't even know could exist and no one has any clue how to stop him
• I joined the Army in order to die, and they sent me where I could die
• English may be a "living language," but Latin is not -- so get it right.
• You don't even know the meaning of the word committed. I'm Andy Kaufman, motherfucker. I will die on this hill I made, in this battle I started, for this prize I already own.
• Sometimes, I get so lonely I can't stand being conscious.
• How to get an abortion when it's illegal to do so in your country
• Why it seems you get good ideas when you're stoned
• 12 Ways to Get a Job (if you're psycho)
• they'd watch you die to save their lives
• So she could feel as if she had danced
• While I watched the leaves get caught in her hair.
• You're Gonna Get Yours
• "It gets better" or so they say.
• The annoying kid told me to kick him so I did
• Pokemon evolution isn't evolution
• Get dressed NOW or you're going in your underwear.
• You're too young to be so old
• You're So Vain
• Feeling that you're made of very thin glass
• You're so come here go away
• if you're so evil eat this kitten
• You're so boned
• So you think you're on a roll?
• They made the sunrise for people like us just so we have an excuse for why we're still up.
• You're a daywalker you might not get it
• And You're Wondering How a Top Floor Could Replace Heaven
• So you're looking after someone who's coming to the end
• I got your back but you're best to watch your front
• So what you're saying is...
• I'm so toasty, you could spread jam on me
• The best phone call I could have made tonight
• Tell me a story about taking whatever you could get
• If poetry could describe the way you make me feel, poetry would be illegal. Or anyway I might get arrested.
• I am someone and I wish so much I could help you
• Oh, that it were so simple. That I could just utter those words.
• We need to watch things die
• On three separate occasions, I gave up my life so others could live
• I could never draw but they made me an artist
• makes you wonder how you ever felt affection for somebody who could hate you so
• So now that I've been cursed to die...
• It is difficult to get the news from poems, yet men die miserably every day for lack of what is found there
• Get Rich Or Die Tryin'
• Knowing you're going to die when you turn 30
• I sealed up my future where he could not get it.
• If we could build things out of concepts, I'd have pants made of lust
• The dynasty made people die in nasty ways. This mess was necessary and they're not sorry.
• Get vaccinated. Don't die.
• You Better Watch Out, or the Insects Will Get You
• The Get Up Kids
• when you're done, you can let her die if that's what you want. Or you can wake her.
• She moved so easily all I could think of was sunlight
• I shot a man in Reno just to watch him die
• If I really loved you, you'd never get so close.
• When I was a kid, I wanted to get tuberculosis
• It's hard to get C!-ed when you're a boring programmer
• Why does it take so long to get to sleep?
• When did everyone get so attractive?
• You goddamn kids get off of my lawn!
• Melinda goes back in time and I get to watch
• Have you felt so proud to get at the meaning of poems?
• The Old Woman I Watched Die
• If I could just watch myself burn
• Get off me Daddy, you're crushin' my cigarettes!
• Saying You're a Lesbian to Get Men to Leave You Alone
• I have to get up early and do laundry so I can wear something nice to the weirdo sex club
• Worker Ant and what the kids get up to these days
• Hurry, and you'll get only shithead kids
• when i get out i'll come and find you cause you're my other half i never told you that
• So your kids want a pet
• When left long enough, students will always discuss cartoons they watched as kids
• follow us into the black, so far that we can't get back
• We're flawed because we want so much more. We're ruined because we get these things and wish for what we had.
• we could get lost in the fall
• How a pizza gets made
• this writeup made me hungry like DAMN so I'm chinging it!
• Made direct amends to such people wherever possible except when to do so would injure them or others
• strength is made in the space between what you're used to, and what would damage you
• So you think you're Bruce Lee
• We pander to each other because we love each other so much and we'd do anything to keep each other and it's made us sensitive and it's fucking killing us all.
• Movie trailers are not effective as advertising
• You're so funny I think I'll kick your ass
• you're so poetic tonight
• I have no idea what you're talking about, so here's a picture of a bunny with a pancake on its head.
• Jesus loves you. You're so much fun to fuck with.
• you laugh and then you cry but you're still laughing but you miss her so damn much
• Buying a cell phone
• So You Think You're Computer-Illiterate
• Everything Quest: You kids stop your fighting or I will turn this car around so help me God
• I'm sorry I was speeding, officer, but I really have to get to the hospital
• Over and over it would rain so that we could not dig the body up
• You're so closed minded
• If only I could get into her head
• You could be so delicious
• You thought the silent treatment was as cold as it could get
• hearing aid
• aid
• mutual aid
• Aided Con Roi
• Aided ConCulainn
• AIDS cures homosexuality
• Aid Climbing
• They can see that you're missing something inside
• AIDS and "dry sex"
• AIDS quilt
• Farm Aid
• World AIDS Day
• Pyrotechnics first aid
• The River: A Journey to the Source of HIV and AIDS
• The International Aid Game
• What if Everything You Thought You Knew About AIDS Was Wrong?
• Journal of the Traveller's Aid Society
• Travelers Aid
• Special Session on HIV/AIDS
• First aid kit
• Jellyfish sting
• First Aid for serious bleeding
• AIDS and the Bubonic Plague
• Foreign aid to Africa
• Hear 'N Aid
• Is AIDS a product of Empire?
• Aid (user)
• I could care less
• "Hey wouldn't it be cool if we could do this" rule
• Because I could not Stop for Death
• The Ten Commandments revised
• Excuse me, could you explain again why you suck?
• If voting changed anything, they would make it illegal
• If not voting could change the system it would be illegal
• I wish I could invent shit
• I'm scared to death of what havoc he could wreak in my life
• Last night I could not sleep because of the noise in my head
• Could you give a little turtle a shot?
• If only vegetables could glow like fireflies
• I could never date someone who hasn't committed a major felony
• If I could let the universe swallow you whole
• If you could go back in time and kill Hitler, would you?
• Fifty works of English Literature we could do without
• Things that a fetus would say if it could speak
• Prolific? Maybe. It could just be the mania.
• Do you think you could love me now?
• If I could slip this skin but for a moment
• why i could never live in the city
• A really good sandwich that ideath could make to take to work with her
• How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood?
• Then you could make out every time there's a Jewish holiday!
• And All That Could Have Been
• It could have been me

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