Findings:

• Don't kill your invisible husband to see what he looks like or you'll sob your heart out. But don't worry about the millions of invisible men coming to attack your village because they won't kill you if you don't know how to fight them.
• If you like X, you'll like Y
• If you never know, you'll never try.
• Just eat a sucking candy, you'll be fine
• You have to live like you'll miss the end
• If You Liked School You'll Love Work
• We're bandaging wounds you'll never have.
• Don't run from snipers, you'll just die tired
• It has been said that democracy is the worst form of government except all the others that have been tried.
• this is why you always leave me, this is why you'll never go
• you'll know
• See a penny, pick it up and all day long you'll have good luck
• Hurry, and you'll get only shithead kids
• You'll never work in this town again!
• Don't ever lie. If you lie to your friends, they won't trust you, and you'll have nothing, and you'll never be safe.
• Forget what you think you know about the opposite sex
• Nobody likes me, everybody hates me, think I'll go eat worms
• I'm so goddamned cruel to you. But you'll never know
• You'll never know how much you've changed me
• Like fuck, said the duck
• It's difficult to live with people if you're fastidious. You'll understand that once you discover that you're ruined.
• Where we're headed, you'll be looking backwards
• T.A.Z.: Communique #5: "Intellectual S/M Is the Fascism of the Eighties--The Avant-Garde Eats Shit and Likes It,"
• Just try to avoid the wracking temptation to eat raw cookie dough
• Jesus undoubtedly said this or something very like it
• You'll Find Me
• "You've never danced with anyone like me before," the angel and the devil said to one another.
• Would you like to try a sample?
• I still miss you, now and then. You'll never know.
• What you'll need to work in tech support
• Soup that eats like a meal
• You'll be something special one day. And you -- you have to take care of your sister.
• If you keep going into the barbershop you'll end up getting a haircut
• The Simplest Cake You'll Ever Love to Bake
• Spend an hour with us and you'll never be the same
• These are the only minutes you'll ever have. Take good care of them.
• We are scarred, grizzled veterans of wars you'll never have to fight
• What I used to be/Will pass away, and then you'll see/That all I want now/Is happiness for you and me
• You'll Be Back
• if i'm right, you'll be here to read this any day now
• Be Yourself, said the buxom blonde. Just Like Everyone Else
• Charlotte, who, like a lot of low-maintenance women, cannot tell a lie, said, Yes.
• I try not to eat the bullshit they feed me
• You sad cookie, you CARE more about filthy rich pretty people you'll never meet
• Oh, The Places You'll Go!
• What happens when you tell a girl you'll call and you don't
• The sad thing is, if you get her you'll be sick of her in a year
• If you'll form a line here, the tour starts in ten minutes
• You'll come to a sticky end
• She said I dreamed like dead men
• If you think of "Banana", you'll taste "Banana"
• Though you may have no knees, you'll need kneel to nobody!
• You'll never work in dis bidness again
• We don't swim in yer toilet, so don't fuck us over or you'll need 2 wheelchairs, fool: An Partie
• You'll Never Make Love in This Town Again
• Cursing is probably one of the first things you'll learn in a different language
• Oh, you'll never go to heaven
• You'll earn a fortune
• You'll never win anything with kids
• Before long the Goddess Tiamat through hip-hop you'll be facing
• HI, I'M GEORGE ZIMMER, OWNER AND CEO OF THE MEN'S WAREHOUSE. YOU'LL NEVER GUESS WHAT I'M GOING TO DO.
• When you understand the reasons why, you'll still hate our guts
• marry me and you'll be safe
• I don't know what you find to do all day on that thing. You'll go blind!
• Eat like a hummingbird, smoke like a dragon.
• You'll never get away with this!
• Don't leave the house or you'll be shot for deserting.
• I'll be you and you'll be me
• You'll own nothing, and you will be happy
• stop trying so hard, and just do. you'll do better.
• 5 Signs You'll Get Cancer
• Mull around in my mind for a while and you'll find so many treasure troves and so many graveyards that you won't be able to tell the difference between them
• How to eat a banana like a chimp
• I worry that no matter how hard I pray, you'll always be just out of my reach
• You'll never quite know how much you've lost until you get what you were looking for
• go ugly early and you'll never go home alone
• I will make your oppressors eat their own flesh and they shall be drunk with their own blood like wine
• she can scream so loud you'll be looking for your ears on the floor
• Eat like every meal's a banquet. Drink like every flagon's your last. Fuck like you're going into battle
• we eat all together like a family
• Don't Eat the Yellow Snow
• eat out
• Correct me if I'm wrong, and if I am, I'll eat a bug
• Rugby players eat their dead
• Eat Me
• Who shall we eat?
• Don't shit where you eat
• When an octopus becomes upset, it may eat itself
• Eat the rich
• Eat Static
• eat flaming death
• For when you and your shiftless friends get something to eat
• Dog Eat Dog
• When life gives you lemons, just shut up and eat your damn lemons
• Meal, ready to eat
• Why do people on TV eat so much?
• I will eat your soul
• It's rude for a vegetarian not to eat meat
• Everybody Eats When They Come to My House
• How to eat a mango
• Eat well, shit strongly, and you shall have no fear of death!
• Good foods to eat when you first get a tongue piercing
• Good Eats
• You can't eat a flag
• When they come they'll eat the fat ones first
• You can eat sushi
• Jimmy Eat World
• How to eat an artichoke
• The perfect way to eat a Mars Bar on a sunny day
• How does a monkey eat a Reese's Peanut Butter Cup?
• Death is inevitable anyway. Eat up.
• He who has enough to eat does the hungry not believe
• the meat we eat
• and I eat you alive
• Why dogs eat grass
• Let them eat cake
• Chipirones en su tinta
• I'd eat in that bathroom
• Having gotten myself into a position where I can have my cake and eat it too, I feel no compulsion to get up from the table
• Watching you eat an apple
• Screw UNIX, I'm just going to smoke pot and eat Cheetos for the rest of my life
• Humans are designed to eat animals
• Why don't polar bears eat penguins?
• How to eat a shot glass
• Sex Sleep Eat Drink Dream
• How to eat an Oreo cookie
• Parents who force their children to eat when they're not hungry
• Eat poop you cat
• In my world, Thanksgiving turkeys eat people
• Eat it, don't read it
• The styrofoam packing peanuts are going to eat me!
• Do not eat
• The Curious Eat Themselves
• Can I eat him, boss?
• Could a baby eat another baby?
• Is that to go, or to eat here?
• Eat any good books lately?
• I will eat you slowly with kisses
• I Eat Weeds and Trees
• How to eat your way around the Baltimore beltway, exit by exit: Exit 15
• How to eat your way around the Baltimore beltway, exit by exit: Exit 14
• How to eat your way around the Baltimore beltway, exit by exit: Exit 26
• Eating one cheeseburger does not mean an agreement to eat five
• How many atoms of Jesus you eat every day?
• Eat the eyes first
• The proper way to eat a tompoes
• All you can eat
• No man can eat fifty eggs
• Ready to eat jelly
• How do cows get all their nutrients, when they only eat grass?
• I wanted to eat; I had fir-trees
• Eat The Runt
• I eat every day with a ravenous appetite
• Eats, Shoots and Leaves
• Eating a live sea urchin while it's still squirming
• Wog Eat Wog World
• Eat And Be Merrie: A Tasty E2 Bakesale Fundraiser
• Drink coffee. Smoke cigarettes. Eat fire.
• Everybody Eat
• love to eat (user)
• eat me 2000 (user)
• Having gotten myself into a position where I can have my cake and eat it too, I feel a strong compulsion to get up from the table
• Who eats what (e2poll)
• The dead eat hope. We had none to give them, so they were pretty emaciated by the end.
• Just as the dogs eat bone
• Pet python eats Cambodian boy
• When I look at him I could eat a thousand tomato sandwiches
• I eat a lot of Dick's in the summertime
• Tigers Eat Hearts
• Please eat the last bite of my cookie for me, then?
• DO NOT EAT THE URINAL CAKES
• Eat shit or puke trying
• You eated my cookie?

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