Findings:

• Am I the only one who thinks Ken Watanabe and Jimmy Smits look an awful lot alike?
• only one justified teardrop ever in the history of the world
• the fact that i exist is testament to the perverse wonder that remains in the world, and i am not afraid that it will ever disappear
• GISHWHES (Greatest International Scavenger Hunt the World Has Ever Seen)
• For every rich man who tries to leave this world for a better one with his fancy tomb surrounded by mourners, there are many more who perish alone in the cold, forgotten by all but God.
• I know the world will hate me for who I am.
• Am I the only one who walks alone under moonlight without fear?
• no famine has ever taken place in the history of the world in a functioning democracy
• The Only Thing That Ever Has
• in a river aeons past began a trust which unleashed the third greatest force this world has ever seen
• Shit, why am I the only one here who can perform the Heimlich maneuver?
• Forgive me for who I am when I wake up
• A Girl with a Past who has Done Things
• Those who are as a light in the darkness shall ever be troubled by moths
• A chained man need only shut his eyes to make the world explode.
• Outcomes of World War II
• Who am us, anyway?
• Proving a function has only one root in a given interval
• Death may be the only goal you ever achieve
• Who am I now that you're gone?
• Only the End of the World Again
• I would have tried, but Charlotte kept Charlotte in the world of Charlotte and she barely heard me
• don't trust a teacher who only takes on the brightest pupils. to find the sun in a stone, now, that takes true skill.
• Where the fear has gone there will be nothing. Only I will remain.
• I only am escaped alone to tell thee: McVeigh, Denial, and the Death Penalty
• Linux is free only if your time has no value
• Up, because the sky has room for us and more than we can ever make
• who am I? (user)
• Who am I?
• I will marry only he who defeats me in Scrabble
• Freedom of the press is guaranteed only to those who own one
• You're the only one who doesn't know
• Imagine how the world would be if only wrecking balls could destroy flowers
• You say "the internet" but you mean "the world wide web"
• Anyone who tells you there is only one correct way to write a novel is trying to sell you a book.
• I couldn't possibly be the only one who doesn't see empathy as a curse
• I am a snowflake worthy of the world's outstretched tongue
• somewhere, when I realize who I am
• Ebonics began with pirates
• people got a lot of ideas about who i am
• Now I am become grey, the creator of worlds
• We hold the proud distinction of being among the very last humans who will ever live
• everyone who ever told me i was pretty was lying.
• To One who has been Long in City Pent
• Being in a relationship with a girl who has guy's name
• Wouldn't you think I'm the girl, the girl who has everything?
• No one has ever been bitten to death by a poisonous snake in a ball pit
• I am tired of trying to change the world one person at a time
• Now I am become death, the destroyer of worlds
• The Man who Loved Only Numbers
• This world might be saved, if only for the children
• We exist in a world of pure communication, where looks don't matter and only the best writers get laid
• a secret cabal of squirrels has been slowly terraforming the world behind our backs
• if a bird is never free from his cage, then his world is only his name
• It is only in marriage with the world that our ideals can bear fruit: divorced from it, they remain barren.
• We try to be friendly here. Those who are not friendly will be shot.
• A crazy ideological teenager who still thinks that clear, free, rational thinking can save the world
• The Weary Traveller, who tried, sought
• I think he only loves the world for him.
• in a world where the bar keeps seeming to be lower, where stupidity has got a foothold, there is room for excellence and uncompromising vision
• Who am I? Who are you?
• The whole world is too busy, and I am hopelessly bound to my wonderment
• I am going to try to figure out a way to get into your cunt castle
• I, even I, am he who knoweth the roads through the sky, and the wind thereof is my body
• I guess that I am the one who has changed
• Does my goldfish know who I am?
• In another world, I am you and you are me
• The truth and who I am when I look at it
• i just want to know who i am
• Soulmates who will never ever meet again
• the hottest it has ever been
• they tell you to be your true self. to never give up on who you are. they don't know who i am.
• Religion doesn't allow me to be who I am
• The Only Song I've Ever Written
• Happily ever after, without the happily, only the after
• all I ever learned from love was how to shoot at someone who outdrew you
• In caressing your follicles I am only vaguely reminded of the bitter harvest
• the only comfort we could ever have
• Some things Sensei has tried to teach me
• Music need not be popular to be good
• ha ha only serious
• What in the world has come over me
• The economy has hit everyone hard. Well, everyone who hasn't lost track of how many houses they own, anyhow.
• Meanwhile, the PILOT, who has been laughing hysterically through the entire sequence, finally loses it. He falls out of his chair and bangs his head against the panel, causing the ship to lose control and crash into a nearby planet
• the hope of a skinny kid with a funny name who believes that America has a place for him, too
• A list of things kids should and should not have from a woman who has no kids
• I'm the only person who'd ever told him to his face he was beautiful.
• No One Knows Who I Am
• Only my hours spent gaming will stand between our world and total destruction
• A World Lit Only By Fire
• War, the world's only hygiene
• Every Fly has a spider who sings them a song
• I can only save the world on Tuesdays
• Gods exist but will only talk to those who stay awake after bedtime under the covers.
• I am a little world made cunningly
• I will marry only he who defeats me in battle
• A half-man, half-monstertruck ex-CIA vampire must save the world the only way he knows how: with ROCK
• Asymmetric Cryptography for Those Who Only Know Arithmetic
• We won't die secret deaths anymore. The world only spins forward. We will be citizens.
• How to assassinate a third world despot with only a butt plug and a litre of raspberry coulis
• I have blinked. And the world has blinked. And we open our eyes to find each other alone.
• I can only love a world with empty pockets
• the world is made of only one thing, and the other one is perspective
• Supporting your views on modern social dynamics by citing anthropology
• And only those who had been there knew the whole truth.
• All that I am and ever want to be
• I will marry only he who defeats me in battle.
• I don't believe in the end of the world. I only believe in right now.
• The Man Who Sold the World
• The problem with people who think life is inexpressibly beautiful is that they so often try to express it anyway
• In the real world, it is almost always women and not men who are waiting under windows
• To the Accuser Who Is the God of This World
• There's nothing more annoying than to try to rebel against someone who's totally supportive about whatever you want to do
• Drink your tea slowly and reverently, as if it is the axis on which the world earth revolves---slowly, evenly, without rushing toward the future. Live the actual moment. Only this moment is life.
• I have to firmly hold onto a belief that everyone in the world has shed tears over something beautiful
• Who am I
• I Am The World Trade Center
• I need these blue and black halos for comfort, to remind me where I am, who I am, when I am
• I don't care. I like who I am because of it.
• I am a woman who does not like assholes
• This is me. This is who I am. The numbers shouldn't matter.
• who am i (user)
• it doesn't matter who I was, all that matters is who I am
• I am attracted to gay men, famous actors, and men who live in different time zones or are already taken. It's safer that way.
• I want you to know who I am beyond my name
• This is the worst vacation ever! I am going to cut open your forehead with a roofing shingle!
• because I am only half of what you need
• I am the only being whose doom...
• Some foods, I am convinced, are packaged only for families of 3 or more and bulimics
• I am a bassist. Don't you fucking call me a bass player, ever.
• i am most interested in a deep understanding of the world. everything else follows.
• Who I Am
• Has anyone ever told you how beautiful you are?
• The greatest trick the Devil ever pulled was convincing the world he didn't exist
• What ever happened to all the fun in the world
• Has a cat ever killed anyone?
• sometimes i worry that the more i learn about the world, the less i am myself
• Who am I this time?
• Has Anyone Ever Written Anything for You
• The most difficult decision President Bush has ever had to make
• The only place I ever go is the grocery store.
• These are the only minutes you'll ever have. Take good care of them.
• who shall ever tell the sorrow of being on this earth, lying, on quilts, on the grass, in a summer evening, among the sounds of the night?
• It's as if the fact that language can only ever provide an approximate representation of reality somehow makes reality inadequate.
• No one has ever died because they DIDN'T have a toothpick
• We hold the proud distinction of being among the very last humans who will ever die
• Remind Me Who I Am, Again
• Is Astrology the Biggest Hoax Mankind has Ever Seen?
• World War 1: The Most Pointless War Ever
• Arguing with my father has never achieved anything for me ever
• The Seattle Monorail has only one stop
• the truth which completely destroys your world is a lie; nothing is ever completely destroyed
• Who Has Seen the Wind?
• What do you say to someone who has just had an abortion?
• He who has enough to eat does the hungry not believe
• Darth Everything meets Death who has just knocked on his front door
• makes you wonder how you ever felt affection for somebody who could hate you so
• Hitler has only got one ball
• Nobody wins the game of who has been hurt more
• Susan Goldman, who has cervical cancer, is partly thankful as she braces herself but changes her mind as she's sprayed with burning jet fuel.
• It has been said that democracy is the worst form of government except all the others that have been tried.
• Every beautiful woman has someone who is tired of her
• I am the single person who comes over to do the laundry
• Dischord Recording Artists
• Here I am World
• I am the one who stood beside you and smiled
• I don't want my magic anymore. It has only caused me problems.
• Oh well, I guess I'll have to stain the world with darkness until my bloodlust has been quenched.
• Has the world gone completely mad?
• The world has fallen in love with a dream.
• A woman has 30 ways of laughing, but only 1 way in which she cries.
• World's Only Corn Palace
• who has the demon?
• The world has conquered them
• He who has ears, let him hear
• the world is big enough for all of us. it has to be.
• Who am I to critique that which she is?

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