Findings:
- Pirates and ninjas: why they should be friends but can't be
- there are people who are gone but wanted me to be happy
- Reality can't be whatever I want it to be, but maybe it's not so clear-cut, you know?
- If you can't help it, fuck it!
- Men are designed to be good hunters, but it's women who are born killers
- He may be a son-of-a-bitch, but he is our son-of-a-bitch
- I can lie to the face of the devil himself, but I can't fool you.
- I will have her forever but I can't touch her
- I always knew I would have a 21st birthday but I never thought I'd be 21
- Unloved, yeah. But I'd rather be cursed than poisoned.
- People tell us who they are, but we ignore it, because we want them to be who we want them to be.
- 'C' may be for cookie, but that's not good enough for me, dammit!
- I'm sorry, but we can't watch the rest of MacBeth until it is censored
- beliefs can change the world, but they can't change reality
- but we turn everything we touch to shit; we just can't let beauty stand
- I can't get a girlfriend but my dog has a harem
- I may be cold and calculating, but that doesn't make me a computer
- We couldn't be anywhere else but here
- I'm trying to see little old ladies as versions of my mom; it helps me be a better person
- but my dreams, they aren't as empty as my conscience seems to be
- I may never be queen, but you will never break me
- Whatever you do will be insignificant, but it is very important that you do it
- I'm poor, but I'm happy
- How can I help but use your eyes as a means for self-asphyxiation?
- Violins can't help it
- I've fallen and I can't get up!
- Should I be happy?
- Cemeteries are boring, but I can't seem to stay away from this one in particular.
- You can run, but you can't hide
- Beer is proof that God loves us and wants us to be happy
- You may be a noder, but you ain't no dancer
- I may be lying in the gutter, but I am looking up at the stars
- She may be pretty and have more money than me but she doesn't write songs about you.
- Why Can't We Be Friends?
- But, my dear sir, if you educate them, they will no longer be Baptists
- I used to be an adventurer like you, but then I took an arrow to the knee
- but you wanna be bad
- My skin will remember your skin, but I will no longer know. I will be a ghost forever
- Life is not always fair, but you can be
- we can't all be rock stars
- Look, I don't mean to be an asshole or anything, but...
- I'm cold, but I'm happy
- I had names for all of those places, but I can't remember them
- Money can't buy happiness but the lack of it can cause a lot of misery
- I bind these books, but I can't write in them; I just can't
- It's like this train. It can't run anywhere but where its rails take it.
- you can't change the world, but you can change the facts
- i can't fit it all in but by god, i will keep trying
- you can touch the sun but you can't take it with you
- If You Can't Change the Roll - We Can't Help You.
- You don't even have a chance of being happy if you can't let shit go.
- some people touch it, but they can't hold on
- I can slaughter my way through Hell, but I can't kill these feelings for you
- You find yourself being chased not only by the bad guys, but also by what should be the good guys
- How to be a moron in any city but Baltimore
- That'd be the butt, Bob
- How to be happy for a certain period of time
- I ought to be grateful, but instead I'm angry
- God can't be all good and all powerful at the same time
- Why Can't This Be Love
- They try to be quiet but you know they are there with their weird coppery breath.
- Not to die but to be reborn...
- when I am King, we will have no such things, but, my lads, if the old king my father were dead, we would be all kings.
- Tell me what's real and I'll learn to be happy
- Don't worry, Be Happy!
- Spikey the Werm may be a Werm, but he's got quite an imagination nonetheless!
- I'm straight, but you might be the one
- words I've wanted to tell you but never seem to be able to
- The zombie revolution will not be televised. But it will be tweeted.
- Ain't what I'm gonna be, ain't what I wanna be, but lord thank you I ain't what I used to be.
- but wherever i go i'll be looking for you
- Eyes are the windows to the soul, but there are some windows that should never be opened
- Don't be a smartass and offer up a contrived solution that *technically* solves the puzzle but goes against its spirit
- You'll own nothing, and you will be happy
- This is immensely rewarding when successful, but can be an extremely intensive and difficult thing to develop and practice
- Are you searching to be inspired? Or are you searching to be amused, be content, be happy? What could you have been?
- Mandy would be happy if i died
- but you should be right here, right next to me
- But I don't want to be Princess Leia!
- You can take the mall out of the ghetto, but you can't take the ghetto out of the mall
- My 486 almost runs Debian now, but I can't play Doom!
- Not just Everything, but INFINITE TURBO EVERYTHING HAPPY FISH
- Can't imagine why, but I feel like dancing
- I'm at the station, but I can't get on the train
- I cannot help but think in scenes and paint in memories
- You're not going to be happy until you put someone's eye out
- you can lower your standards, or your pants, but you can't make them love you
- When you can almost recognize her face, but you can't remember her name
- But you can't take the Jungle out of the Tiger
- Maybe it's bad manners, but you still can't buy my baby
- I have given up other interests to help you. It will be a pleasure to know that my labour has not been in vain.
- I'm happy but you don't like me
- Help wanted. No previous experience necessary. Martyrdom not required but highly suggested.
- I can burn the hearts of the damned, but I can't stop the burning I feel for you
- it's like something big is happening right in front of us but we can't see it
- I can get away with murder, but I can't get you out of my head
- Once and somewhere far away I might have found peace, but now I can't live without this city.
- Help! I'm noding and I can't get up!
- The Girl Can't Help It
- Chant and be Happy
- no island, but you're not a big happy archipelago either
- winning the lottery after realizing that money can't make you happy
- But I'm a good person! Yeah great you wanna help me with this or what?
- i remember reading this but i can't remember if i liked it or not
- Can't nothin' fail but a try
- if I can't be with you, then I'll write about you, or I'll write about something else
- The moment you realize you can't be good at everything
- I can't be a scientist because I don't believe in God.
- This Star Wars sheet may be worth something, but I just need a tablecloth
- The vanity of a woman demands that a man be more than a happy husband
- Any fool with a dick can make a baby but it takes a real man to be a father
- A kiss may not be the truth, but it is what we wish were true
- I think people would rather be happy than virtuous
- I may be young, but I'm not naive
- If a given feature can't be found in a Freeware application, you don't need it
- How To Be Happy In A Sad, Sad World
- I Just Want You To Be Happy
- I may be a trenchie bitch, but you forget we wear combat boots!
- Beggars can't be choosers
- Really quick (I really can't be bothered to cook now) dinners
- It ought to be broad daylight, but the shadow that envelops the story shows no signs of brightening
- Starving in the greenhouse
- How to be Happy, Dammit
- It is not our noise at all, but we are lucky to be listening
- Why airplane doors can't be opened mid-flight
- On two concert, I'm shootive collective photo but small, fat, bald headed technologist be insane
- the space where you are needs your help to be empty again
- Life must be lived forward, but it can only be appreciated sideways
- she can't remember what it's like to be found
- Don't be sad, I'll make you happy
- Hot pursuit
- The goal of all life is to be fat, dumb and happy
- complex numbers can't be ordered
- You might be on a diet but you can still look at the menu
- I Would Be Content To Live For But A Day
- Can't we all just be friends?
- Nah, these random encounters with beautiful strangers won't destroy me at all. But I guess I thought it'd be a good way to die at the time.
- Not flushing public toilets can't be always construed as an act of laziness
- Your heart may be broken, but the world still rotates my dear friend
- happy as a clam or a lark or as happy as Pacino can be
- Sounds That Can't Be Made
- there must be something positive about this; I just can't think of it at the moment
- I don't want to be a weeping mass of emotion, but I am
- "Life" appears to be a zero-sum structure, but we're running the numbers again
- "This sandwich is great, but it could be better if it had tomatoes and also gave me super powers."
- Today will be difficult. But tomorrow, good riding.
- you can give up, but there will always be those who do not
- Dreams Can Be Cryptic, Dreams Can Obfuscate, But Dreams Do Not Lie
- If you can't be used, you're useless.
- But I've said it before and I'll say it again: kneecaps only exist to get hit with claw-hammers; grace only exists to be fallen from.
- you can't you can never be sure. you die without knowing.
- If I were Twenty-One I would be happy
- i wish i felt like teaching today, but i just want to be selfish
- every horse can be tamed by someone. but they don't always live at the same time.
- But we should not be afraid. How else will we discover the answers?
- But what kind of violence would not be natural? Is not cruelty natural?
- Imagine how happy you might be if you spent less time imagining how happy you might be.
- On what it is like to be so crazy you can't sleep
- If I can't dance, I don't want to be part of your revolution
- You can bear arms, but you can't bare breasts
- Music that is either by the Sonic Youth or by some band that is ripping off the Sonic Youth, but you can't tell which
- English may be a "living language," but Latin is not -- so get it right.
- i want to help. i want to be a part of something that will change the world.
- I can't get published, but this crap can
- I can't remember when I fell but I love it down here
- things that no one controls and can't be sold
- There's a sign on the wall. But she wants to be sure. Cause you know sometimes words have two meanings.
- I'll be happier when the rain stops. But I know I'd be miserable if it never rained again.
- Real hackers start their own IRC networks so that they can't be traced by the FBI
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