Findings:

• If you don't have anything to say, don't say anything
• Badgers? We ain't got no badgers. We don't need no badgers. I don't have to show you any stinking badgers!
• 2001: Why don't we have HAL?
• We don't have what we need because we can't stop wanting
• Archived E2 FAQ: Why Don't I Have Votes Today? (document)
• That icky feeling when a client calls with a downed server and you have no clue how to fix it
• Books Hazelnut Read So You Don't Have To (category)
• Living well is only the best revenge if they don't have a fuckable sibling
• I have a Shaymus and you don't.
• You don't have to catch me. You don't need to bring me back.
• Thank god I don't have to make my living passing out bogus petitions
• I don't have a thing to wear!
• I don't even have the energy to kill myself
• And that's why we don't have sex in the nose
• E2 FAQ: Why Don't I Have Votes Today? (node_forward)
• If they can get you asking the wrong questions, they don't have to worry about answers.
• You Don't Have To Say You Love Me
• Why don't I have votes today?
• Guys who don't tell you they have a girlfriend
• you don't have to eat your dinner but you pay for your plate
• The ones with their priorities straight don't know how to get what they want, and the ones who get what they want have messed up priorities.
• We read your mail so you don't have to
• My finger can point to the moon, but my finger is not the moon. You don't have to become my finger, nor do you have to worship my finger. You have to forget my finger, and look at where it is pointing.
• Stoned music memories
• You don't always have to disagree, or agree for that matter
• I don't have a life; Everyone else wants to live my life for me
• I Don't Need to Have Children, I Date Them
• I don't have a postmodern condition; I've always been like this
• So you don't have to
• Cats don't have brakes
• You don't have any real problems
• The mighty have fallen, and I don't feel too good myself
• i call my phone and i check my messages, but i don't have any messages
• I'm scared. I don't have a name.
• if you don't have anything nice to say, a rose still smells as sweet
• or maybe a calm voice, that accent you don't think you have
• A reason to drink
• i always want to go back. but i don't know if it's time yet. i have some things i have to do.
• Baptist jokes
• Baptist fear of dancing
• We don't have time. Not like they do.
• We don't have time for this. None of us have time for any of this.
• Don't meddle in that which you have no desire to understand
• I have a punklin and you don't
• You don't have to be a vegetarian to like vegetarian food
• I don't have any secrets. Now ask me if I have any lies.
• I don't want to risk endangering the cheap, meaningless sex we have
• I don't have a problem with Biblical Literalism, it's Christians I can't stand
• You don't have to remember my name
• When you have a trip planned, but don't go, you need to cancel your reservations
• I have dreadlocks and I don't know where the pot is
• Relax. Don't worry. Have a homebrew.
• If you don't play pinochle, you must have married in
• You don't know what you have until it's gone
• If I don't care, I don't have to hurt
• Don't feel comfortable with girls? Have a daughter.
• I don't have a problem with Christians, it's Biblical Literalism I can't stand
• I don't have a soul. But something still hurts.
• Jesus loves you so I don't have to
• No, I don't have channel 11
• A lot of houses don't even have anyone to board them up.
• Reason #57 Why I Don't Have Children
• Dogs don't have souls, so it doesn't matter
• I am letting myself down so you don't have to
• Don't ever lie. If you lie to your friends, they won't trust you, and you'll have nothing, and you'll never be safe.
• Songs Hazelnut Listened To So You Don't Have To
• If you don't know how to make a mu, you have no business measuring quantities that small.
• WE DON'T HAVE STARBUCKS ASSHOLE
• You make yourself lonely even though you don't have to
• Ernie and Bert are not gay. They're puppets. They don't even have legs.
• I don't have the time
• Take it til you make it, break it if you have to, but don't ever fake it.
• i am a seedling. i don't even understand how much i have yet to learn.
• You haven't seen it and you don't understand. I have malice. I have cruelty. The little fire that's always been inside me isn't so little anymore.
• My soul is in a million pieces. I tried to collect most of them, but some are missing, and the ones I have don't fit together anymore. Feel free to take a piece or two.
• "Of course humans aren't intelligent. They don't even have glurbleflukers. If you can't glurblefluke, you're not sentient."
• you don't have to do this
• you don't have to erase it, you just have to let it go
• I don't have a television set
• You don't even have a chance of being happy if you can't let shit go.
• Why don't urinals have stalls?
• Dogs are for wimps who don't have the guts to bite people themselves
• Do not have sex with horses. Seriously, don't.
• clue by four
• I'm Sorry I Haven't a Clue
• get a clue
• clue phone
• Forget fountains of eternal youth; we need a fountain of clues
• Conservation of Clue
• Give Us A Clue
• CLUE Files
• cues and clues
• The Tattooed Potato and Other Clues
• if you buy into the wizard's bullshit, soon you're all standing waist-deep in things you didn't even know could exist and no one has any clue how to stop him
• Don't Eat the Yellow Snow
• Don't Be Afraid
• Don't panic
• don't care
• Don't stand so close to me
• Node what you don't know
• Don't Crush that Dwarf, Hand Me the Pliers
• Guilty if I eat, guilty if I don't
• Don't touch that dial
• Don't Look Back
• Guns don't kill people. Wait, guns do kill people.
• I Don't Like Mondays
• Don't Sit Next to Me Just Because I'm Asian
• Americans don't speak English
• Don't shit where you eat
• I just don't know when to quit.
• Don't order meat well-done
• Don't Tell Alfred
• Don't mess with Texas
• you don't want to know
• Don't give up
• Don't defile my sex
• I will REMOVE the fucking toilet seat if you don't shut up
• Christians don't believe that "being good" gets anyone into Heaven
• And if you don't look too closely, you won't even notice the cockroach
• I don't believe in people
• I don't believe in right and wrong
• Don't Go Out the Door
• I don't think of her
• Traffic lights that don't stay green long enough for everyone waiting to get through
• Don't ever lend out your pants
• Damned if you do, damned if you don't
• Don't do anything I wouldn't do
• I don't remember
• Mountain Don't
• Boys Don't Cry
• I know there are other fish in the sea but I don't want them
• Don't lock your keys in your car
• Don't be sexist. Broads hate that.
• Show, don't tell
• I don't want to fall so easily
• Don't answer your phone for the next thirty-five minutes
• I don't want children
• Why don't you drink?
• Don't blame Columbine on computer games
• I don't look at the world the same way, anymore
• Don't believe us - we're all cultural prostitutes
• Don't lie. Ever.
• Don't rush me, I'm fragile
• I don't understand vegetarians
• Cats don't masturbate
• Don't get me wrong; I'm not a feminist
• If at first you don't succeed
• Guns don't stop dictators, people stop dictators
• I don't give a DAMN about your character
• Why don't you just rip my heart out, it would be quicker and less painful
• Don't feed the bears
• Wait Wait...Don't Tell Me!
• I don't think we're old enough to know if we're alcoholics at our age
• Dead languages don't change
• Don't make me get my shoe!
• Two wrongs don't make right
• Don't read song analyses
• (Don't Go Back to) Rockville
• If your friends and girlfriend don't get along the relationship is doomed
• How can you arrive anywhere if you don't take that first road trip?
• Don't hold your breath
• French Canadians don't speak French
• If you don't want thorns, choose roses
• Don't want sex, be sexual
• Being solicited for sex by people who don't even know your gender
• If I can't dance, I don't want to be part of your revolution
• I don't trust your seemingly innocent motives (this may be my last meal)
• My library books are late, but I don't care

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