Findings:

• Something I Can Never Have
• Sex and death have both spat me out like spoiled milk for the same reason. I was not afraid.
• What if I had never met you? How much the poorer would my life have been.
• You have to consider the possibility that God does not like you
• I'm sparkin like a match that's never going out
• Never imagine you have any idea what you're attracted to
• If the only tool you have is a hammer, everything looks like a hardware catalog
• I have never talked to you, yet I hate you
• I never thought I'd have something to say
• We don't have time. Not like they do.
• I would have liked thunder when she left
• You are never dedicated to something in which you have complete confidence
• It is never too late to be what you would have been
• I must have been mental to have done something like that, eh?
• Don't ever lie. If you lie to your friends, they won't trust you, and you'll have nothing, and you'll never be safe.
• Never meddle in the affairs of wizards, especially before they have their coffee
• I am not gay. I have never been gay.
• Is it possible to miss something you have never experienced?
• Some lovers (like the old you and I) never experience love at all
• Never felt so much like singing the blues
• What it's like to have cancer
• Like farting on a cake, you have defiled something lovely
• You don't have to be a vegetarian to like vegetarian food
• For future reference, when in eternity or insanity; dreams I would like to have
• Hello, my name is... Would you like to have sex?
• How can I need kisses I have never felt?
• Things that have never been said in the entire history of man
• Glad To Have A Friend Like You
• I always knew I would have a 21st birthday but I never thought I'd be 21
• I have a sick mind. I like to pleasure myself with a hockey stick while gargling with pureed baby.
• We are scarred, grizzled veterans of wars you'll never have to fight
• I have never held such sins against them the way that I hold them against you
• They made the sunrise for people like us just so we have an excuse for why we're still up.
• Most Americans have never tasted real cinnamon
• If all you have is a hydrogen bomb, everything looks like the moon
• I have never felt more alive
• Most American kids have never separated tortillas
• Would I have hid myself away if I had known I'd never be found?
• Fuck and please her like never before with the Stimulator!
• I've never felt so at peace. Like coming home.
• You can check out any time you like, but you can never leave.
• Never look like you're staring
• i've never wanted to die, only things i can never have
• What it's like to have a community
• If the only sexual organ you have is a penis then everything looks like a vagina
• I have never let my schooling interfere with my education
• What is it like to have a crush on someone?
• Questions we will never have answers to
• You Should Never Have Asked Him About His Job!
• Using a command line
• These rugs will unite this country like no other rugs have before
• If the only tool you have is a hammer, then everything looks like a nail
• My brain and I have never fully communicated
• I would like to have emotions
• You have to live like you'll miss the end
• I don't have a postmodern condition; I've always been like this
• I have enthusiasm for everything that you like or are interested in!
• Goddammit, I should never have built that giant killer robot
• Your radical ideas about this being like David Foster Wallace have already occurred to others.
• I have never been sure that you knew quite how much I loved you
• Must never have dated my friend Emily
• I have a sick mind. I like to hump myself against shelled clams and sing Oasis songs.
• We have divided among us, like thieves, the treasure of nights and days.
• I have no scars. I have never loved.
• war trophies for people who have never been to war
• Nodes your Grandma would have liked
• Somewhere I have never travelled, gladly beyond
• We're bandaging wounds you'll never have.
• heart medications which all have names like alien military from other planets
• Your radical ideas about many things have already occurred to others but have never been articulated in a fashion so accessible to current generations
• you have never been safe
• To think that there are kids today that have never used a joystick
• I have never
• Never go to a doctor whose office plants have died
• What is it like to have a soul?
• I Have Never Known a World
• I have never felt so lucky to be able to enjoy a musician in all my life
• it wouldn't be so bad if people like you would have become ghosts too
• Never, never in my life have I seen such a ridiculous looking instrument of death
• love like you've never been hurt
• We kissed like we had never tasted lips
• I never thought it would be like this
• leaving dust like unspoken years never to come
• He Never Told Me My Eyes Were Like Diamonds
• Life is like a strange, unpopular restaraunt filled with odd waiters who give you things you never asked for and don't always like.
• I never metajoke I didn't like
• Yesterday, I believe I would never have done what I did today.
• You can’t see it like that. It’s never been anyone’s responsibility to do what’s impossible. It’s not yours.
• "You've never danced with anyone like me before," the angel and the devil said to one another.
• Never underestimate the impact you have on your fellow human beings.
• Everytime I get XP, I feel like I have to save my game
• Phone books have never been this exciting!
• Miracle Bra
• Do clam bras chafe?
• training bra
• Duct tape does not make a good bra
• Senior Sports Bra Day
• Unhooking a bra with your teeth
• T-shirt bra
• Boys vs. Bras, what's the difference?
• Bra Size 45
• Bra and Panties Match
• Au creux de ton bras
• Ultra Bra
• yarn bra
• TV Bra for Living Sculpture
• Racerback bra
• She favors black bras
• Wearing the right bra for your shirt
• have
• How Pac-Man and Ms. Pac-Man have sex
• I don't have a thing to wear!
• Prices should have no more than 2 significant digits
• It's better to regret something you HAVE done
• We Have Explosive
• Have you tried rebooting?
• If guns are outlawed, only outlaws will have guns
• She's Gotta Have It
• Justice and piety have vanished
• Have you found Jesus?
• What we've got here is a failure to communicate
• Sometimes I have this dream where I am flying
• Have a nice day
• We read your mail so you don't have to
• Karl Marx must have had a lousy job
• never name your food
• You do not have a right to not be offended
• Girls Just Want to Have Fun
• New zombies have been animated to replace the old
• The tattoo phenomenon
• Sally guests I have known
• We have nothing to fear but fear itself
• I have a dream
• I have no hair
• institutions have lives of their own
• The US does NOT have Freedom of Speech
• Baptist jokes
• Baptist fear of dancing
• A letter to those who have impressed me
• You can't have everything
• I have heard the mermaids singing
• When I have female children
• I have no complaint
• Times when you MUST have a smoke
• Eskimos do NOT have 40 words for snow
• I have a good idea, smear crap on your face
• When we have reached the end of time and light
• You have had sex with all the people your partner has had sex with
• Smite heathens or have a beer?
• I must have three heads
• Animals that should not have been domesticated
• We atheists have a good sense of humor
• What face did you have before your mother and father were born?
• I have no browser and I must node!
• I laughed the loudest, who'd have known?
• Yes! We have no bananas!
• Walking into class, only to realize that you have no pants
• Here We Have Idaho
• When I have Fears that I may Cease to Be
• You have 1 writeups until level 3
• I have asked my library to ban a book
• You have far too much time on your hands
• Keep your mouth shut until you have changed something
• Sex with a chicken
• I have this delusion
• I don't have a television set
• You can't have everything. Where would you put it?
• Lord, have mercy

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