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• If it had been able to, the light would have smiled
• It is never too late to be what you would have been
• it wouldn't be so bad if people like you would have become ghosts too
• "The Americans in their wisdom have taken the heads off the pictures, enlarged them and superimposed them with the heads of animals and then strung them up all over the walls of the interrogation room," he said
• Your radical ideas about many things have already occurred to others but have never been articulated in a fashion so accessible to current generations
• Things that would have seemed unbelievable about 11 years ago
• Friend, you have a lot to learn if you think loving me would be a bad idea.
• Why would he want a writer when he could have a dancer?
• It would have been an excellent story but I had to get off the train
• I always knew I would have a 21st birthday but I never thought I'd be 21
• Would I have hid myself away if I had known I'd never be found?
• Have you ever been so excited about your life that it makes you almost want to cry?
• you would have been
• What if I had never met you? How much the poorer would my life have been.
• And I would have gotten away with it, too, if it hadn't been for you meddling kids!
• I have no idea what you're talking about, so here's a picture of a bunny with a pancake on its head.
• when I am King, we will have no such things, but, my lads, if the old king my father were dead, we would be all kings.
• Hello, my name is... Would you like to have sex?
• he looks a little like you... so i would rather talk about other pretty girls
• You stole what they would have given you
• If you would be so kind
• i have been burning for so long
• Strangers have been, and continue to be, very kind to me. Thank you.
• Would you rather have a matrimony profile?
• I would a thousand times rather have had a simple cheap sandwich with a friend
• If I had the money I would get lost. God knows I have the time.
• Unraveling things you would never be able to say with words.
• If you didn't have free will, would you know it?
• Having knowledge is not the same as having understanding. You can have all the pieces in front of you and still not be able to put the puzzle together.
• I might have expected that the mushrooms would worship you
• if a cycle can be broken, then it will have been worth it
• Mull around in my mind for a while and you'll find so many treasure troves and so many graveyards that you won't be able to tell the difference between them
• This would be so dirty if we weren't all professionals
• I would have cooled this if you had written it
• Do not be surprised, I have always been your canvas, Argenis.
• I would have leapt at the innuendo you had strewn at my feet.
• If Gore Had Won (A cautionary tale)
• You haven't seen it and you don't understand. I have malice. I have cruelty. The little fire that's always been inside me isn't so little anymore.
• Terminating a pregnancy due to Down Syndrome
• Having an S on a transcript rather than a B
• I would have tried, but Charlotte kept Charlotte in the world of Charlotte and she barely heard me
• Why the ancient Babylonians would have loved high definition television
• I thought that I wanted this. I didn't realize it would be so hollow
• if I was doing it for compliments I would have stopped a lot sooner
• I would have killed for a sexual thought
• I have no proof that he would ever want to kiss or destroy me.
• We told you when you were hired that you would have to work on Saturday
• Made direct amends to such people wherever possible except when to do so would injure them or others
• Over and over it would rain so that we could not dig the body up
• What tasty food would be distusting if eaten over rice?
• Are you searching to be inspired? Or are you searching to be amused, be content, be happy? What could you have been?
• if music was a woman you would have a mistress
• Do unto others as you would have others do unto you
• To a Poet, who would have me Praise certain Bad Poets, Imitators of His and Mine
• Nodes your Grandma would have liked
• If this were in person, I would have kissed her now
• All the terrible disadvantages an invisible man would have in the world
• What pornos would have us believe
• I would like to have emotions
• For future reference, when in eternity or insanity; dreams I would like to have
• Advantages an invisible man would have in the world
• I would have liked thunder when she left
• Would ye have a young Virgin of fifteen Years
• If we catapulted outlaws, only pawn shops would have guns
• I'll look at this in a year and wonder how I could have been so stupid
• he would have laughed
• You will be a tear-stained diary entry, and it will have been all your fault
• She may be pretty and have more money than me but she doesn't write songs about you.
• He made me promise I would do this when I was next sad. So I promised myself I would not be sad again.
• Dogs don't have souls, so it doesn't matter
• he would have cried
• Yesterday, I believe I would never have done what I did today.
• you have ghosts. where are they? are they so deep that the light cannot reach them? is there any such place?
• Advice I have been given about girls
• I have been thinking about kissing. A lot.
• I would've taken an axe to it, but I'm pretty sure the dryad would have pulverized me
• I would have attempted to draw her if she had stayed that way.
• If it were a snake, it would have bit me
• Bernie would have won
• Except When To Do So Would Injure Them Or Others
• Bernie would have won "ANY BREAKFAST BAGEL SANDWICH" at McDonald's
• Your radical ideas about softlinking a node with a title saying that the writer's radical ideas about this topic have already occurred to others have, in fact, already occurred to others
• why I do have to get so deep with people all the time just to gently let them down 2 weeks later
• You can't have everything. Where would you put it?
• This would be easier if we did it backwards
• Never Again Would Birds' Song Be the Same
• Not all disagreements have to be a flame war
• Making your body race so your mind won't be able to
• The Filesystem That Would Be King
• Once upon a time, I imagined she would be a river
• I can only pray that, when I finally leave, I will have done little enough damage to be totally forgotten
• You meant for this node to be read by me, and I would like to respond
• Mandy would be happy if i died
• You have to be in hell to see heaven
• I assumed we would not even be friends
• The easier option would just be to electroplate the chicken.
• This moment will never come again. Would you rather enjoy it or complain about it?
• You have the right to be angry at me for breaking my heart.
• If not voting could change the system it would be illegal
• If we classified ducks as monsters, well, that would be pretty accurate.
• I didn't have the heart to tell him I was lying about taco night, but at least the hellhound made some friends
• The Man Who Would Be King
• I have to wonder how this can be a metaphor for my life
• Be not forgetful to entertain strangers: for thereby some have entertained angels unawares.
• That Would Be Enough
• We knew there would be kissing, and breasts
• Meditation doesn't have to be spiritual
• you have to be close to catch it
• If you would be seated
• I have always imagined that Paradise will be a kind of library
• it's good for me to go and not have there be words
• Why Star Trek: Series V would be a bad thing
• That would be me
• All you have to do is listen, and be ready.
• Your radical ideas about the combinatoric implications of the Myers-Briggs Type Indicator have already occurred to others
• I Would Be Content To Live For But A Day
• It is not known why a goose would be used in this manner
• I never thought it would be like this
• If Christianity were true, why would there still be any Jews?
• You do not have a right to not be offended
• The best kind of bartender
• If anything were different, everything would be different
• If you were a vegetable, what kind of vegetable would you be? (registry)
• what would it take to be serene again?
• Statements that would be shocking to people living in 1975
• Sushi would be what sophisticated human aliens would eat.
• Would you be more of a Jekyll or a Hyde?
• you have to be kidding
• grumbling dissertation on how everything would be much better if it all were to explode
• If language were liquid, it would be rushing in
• Sometimes you have to be your own supervillain
• Mind without body
• It would be a less interesting world if we all walked and skipped alike, and never fell from bicycles.
• I think people would rather be happy than virtuous
• If God did not exist, it would be necessary to invent him
• If everyone had a flower instead of a gun, there would be no more war
• When you know things are just meant to be
• That I Would Be Good
• Just to see what it would be like
• Without chemicals, life itself would be impossible
• A whimper would be fine
• nor was there anything to be attained that you didn't already have
• You don't have to be a vegetarian to like vegetarian food
• The total sum of all things would be zero if it was not for love
• I have what I believe to be a photo of Olympia Dukakis in her underwear in 1977
• But what kind of violence would not be natural? Is not cruelty natural?
• Waiting for the show to be over. In oh-so-many ways.
• Might be like leftovers. Would not taste the same, however sweet.
• If there were more people like you, there would be more people
• In a world of blind people, c would be the speed of sound
• Why don't you just rip my heart out, it would be quicker and less painful
• Statements that would be shocking to people living in 1985
• Your radical ideas about time traveling to July 29, 1947 to have a threesome with Marilyn Monroe and Jackie Kennedy have already occurred to others
• This is how it appears on Wikipedia and they tend to be somewhat anal about grammar, so I'm trusting this is correct
• If they can get you asking the wrong questions, they don't have to worry about answers.
• Your radical ideas about every point being the center of the universe have already occurred to others
• Though I walk through the valley of the shadow of death, I shall fear no evil -- for tonight I have broken my own heart, and my soul is too empty to be afraid.
• painting stars that have come to be
• I figured things would be okay once the werewolf started to cry
• eternity would be boring
• your radical ideas about hustling the bog pork have already occurred to others
• If voting changed anything, they would make it illegal
• The Ten Commandments revised
• You know the little things about me that would sing in the silence
• If there were more people like you, there would be less people
• If only our tongues were made of glass, how much more careful we would be when we speak.
• Where would America be without Canada?
• The world would be in much better shape if our leaders were hamsters
• how many bird nests would be made from her lovely hair
• If you have to scream to be heard, you have nothing profound to say
• Statements that would be shocking to people living in 1795
• When I have Fears that I may Cease to Be

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