Findings:
- it wouldn't be so bad if people like you would have become ghosts too
- The most annoying clients have the most interesting cases
- My soul is in a million pieces. I tried to collect most of them, but some are missing, and the ones I have don't fit together anymore. Feel free to take a piece or two.
- The Places You Have Come to Fear the Most
- I have a most elegant proof of that, but this node is too small to contain it
- Of the mirror of the universe be the part that is densest, most useful and least apparent
- I used to have so many dreams
- So many people have come and gone, their faces fade as the years go by
- The most disturbing thing that I have ever seen on the back of a truck
- I keep thinking I'm so tough but I rarely care enough to prove it. So am I really tough then? Or does every dog just have its day?
- The most important part of any feature is the ability to turn it off
- we have the most gigabytes of infodata but we still shoot each other on the streets
- Of all the species on earth, we have the ability to tell the long march of evolution to go fuck itself
- I have no idea what you're talking about, so here's a picture of a bunny with a pancake on its head.
- I miss you, damn you for being so damn amazing
- Books Hazelnut Read So You Don't Have To (category)
- Why black women have so few wrinkles
- i've worked very hard to become so
- voids are the most prominent feature of the large-scale structure of the universe
- How many a dispute could have been deflated into a single paragraph if the disputants had dared to define their terms.
- Rampant mass consumerism is so evil. Hey, can I have a sip of that Frappucino?
- So you don't have to
- I have lost many things, so many
- Did God have choice in creating the universe?
- I have become redundant
- His socks do not have a smell, which is so courteous.
- The most influential songs to have won the Eurovision Song contest
- So this is Christmas. And what have you done?
- I'll pretend I just cursed myself by saying this, so when it doesn't happen I have something to fall back on other than you
- some people are so poor, all they have is money
- I am letting myself down so you don't have to
- So long Arthur Miller! Who do I have to look up to now?
- spectres tell me your secrets so I might become a champion
- Most people underestimate how serious things have gotten
- The single most terrifying experience of my life
- Jonathan Ticklebutt has one of the universe's most gorgeous faces
- i thank You God for most this amazing
- why I do have to get so deep with people all the time just to gently let them down 2 weeks later
- You haven't seen it and you don't understand. I have malice. I have cruelty. The little fire that's always been inside me isn't so little anymore.
- "Why, oh why do I have so many innocuous crosses to bear?"
- I have failed to become something recognizable
- The annoying kid told me to kick him so I did
- This really annoying trend for adapting a single novel into multiple films
- My finger can point to the moon, but my finger is not the moon. You don't have to become my finger, nor do you have to worship my finger. You have to forget my finger, and look at where it is pointing.
- we are finite creatures. if we act selfishly, what have we accomplished?
- We have become superfluous
- Will the Atomic Bomb Ever Be Perfected, and If So, What Becomes of Robert Heinlein?
- Have you felt so proud to get at the meaning of poems?
- So what if your radical ideas have already occurred to others
- Have you ever been so excited about your life that it makes you almost want to cry?
- I love you so much that I have to break up with you
- The Universe intended for us to have biscuits
- Does the Universe have granularity?
- We read your mail so you don't have to
- you have become one with The Anonymous
- Dogs don't have souls, so it doesn't matter
- Lady Evolution, why have you wronged me so?
- I've lost my memory but I have ink, so.
- I'll look at this in a year and wonder how I could have been so stupid
- I have to get up early and do laundry so I can wear something nice to the weirdo sex club
- Jesus loves you so I don't have to
- Terminating a pregnancy due to Down Syndrome
- They made the sunrise for people like us just so we have an excuse for why we're still up.
- Your radical ideas about many things have already occurred to others but have never been articulated in a fashion so accessible to current generations
- please come stay with me in the forest so at least i have one person with whom i have no secrets
- Songs Hazelnut Listened To So You Don't Have To
- I have to fight the urge to become a superhero
- Can God create a boulder so large He can't have anal sex with it?
- Most Americans have never tasted real cinnamon
- I think I was watching the most beautiful thing I have ever seen
- I have become furniture in your life
- what if the most important thing you will ever do you have already done?
- the universe is deterministic and we have free will
- i have been burning for so long
- Most American kids have never separated tortillas
- Your radical ideas about every point being the center of the universe have already occurred to others
- The Most Diabolical Scenarios Have the Greatest Cachet
- the one single thing I regret losing the most
- I'm the most off-beat genius you ever knew; I'm so iconoclastic I'm clastic
- for so many lifetimes i have sought what i now have
- Why are the most beautiful things in life so damn robust?
- there is so much structure within numbers, the universe is just the counting of the integers.
- Why are the most beautiful things in life so damn fragile?
- you have ghosts. where are they? are they so deep that the light cannot reach them? is there any such place?
- I Came Out Here To Have A Good Time And Honestly I Am Feeling So Attacked Right Now
- Women should have become revolutionary a long time ago
- And after all that time, as with all superheroes, you will not have aged a single day.
- I have to fight the urge to become a supervillain
- You can become as successful as the most successful person ever
- Does the pace of technology outpace our ability to use it for good?
- Uncanny Abilities
- potion of restore ability
- From each according to his abilities, to each according to his needs
- Show your work, or, how my math abilities started to decline
- Herbs for psychic abilities
- fleshing ability
- ability (user)
- the ability to differentiate what is real from what is not
- the ability to fly above storms
- Amazing Larry (user)
- amazing
- Amazing Grace
- amazing things
- The Amazing Randi
- The Amazing Spider-Man
- Amazing Nurse Nanako
- The Amazing Voyages of Nikki Piper
- How Spider-Man and His Amazing Friends wrecked my love life
- The amazing true story of how I became the sixth Backstreet Boy
- The Amazing Chan and the Chan Clan
- The Amazing Adventures of Kavalier & Clay
- The Amazing Bone
- New research reveals amazing coincidences!
- The Amazing Kreskin
- Amazing Stories
- Even things as amazing as stars burn out
- I hope someday you will realize how amazing you are
- The Amazing Crowns
- The Amazing Maurice and His Educated Rodents
- Amazing Maze
- New Stanzas for "Amazing Grace"
- Mr. Arashi's Amazing Freak Show
- The Amazing Screw-On Head
- The Amazing Cosmic Awareness of Duffy Moon
- do you believe in the universe?
- The Amazing Spider-Man Riot at Robotworld
- Amazing Spider-man #573
- Fair Trading (Amazing Jumbo Spiky Light-up Ball) Order 2008
- truly amazing
- When it all comes together, the chemistry is amazing. It's a love affair with physics.
- Amazing Science Fiction
- The Amazing Devil
- Amazing Spider-Man Annual #23
- Man, I could do some amazing things if I just had the time resources and inclination
- annoying
- The annoying orange orb outside my window each morning
- Having a penis is annoying
- Those Annoying Post Bros.
- A simple solution to annoying ads
- Annoying marketing phrases
- Please stop annoying me
- Annoying, affectless hipster kids in record stores
- There's nothing more annoying than to try to rebel against someone who's totally supportive about whatever you want to do
- Useless, Annoying Characters
- Annoying email forwards
- That annoying, wailing crap that passes for soul these days
- Annoying Things Heard at Funerals
- Annoying Customer
- What to do with those annoying random instant messages
- Annoying Softlinker (user)
- That annoying, whining crap that passes for metal these days
- Its Annoying
- I'll become what you became to me
- When children become people
- How to become a rock star
- whatever he touches, if it isn't false already, becomes false
- How to become a better anorexic
- When your job is keeping order, your life becomes chaos
- My kitchen window has become an instrument of death
- The farmer becomes the knight again
- How to Become a Fruitarian
- How to Become a Fruitarian 2
- How to Become a Fruitarian 3
- What's Become of the Baby
- E2 has become my Internet
- Mourning Becomes Electra
- Morning Becomes Eclectic
- in order to tame lions, one must become a lion
- Disengage Quickly or the Seams Will Become Transparent
- It will be a hot day and these two ice cubes. We will melt, become one.
- Pointlessness had become his answer
- How to become a Jedi
- How to become one of the lads (if you're a girl)
- Intelligent evolution becomes law
- How to become Japanese
- Endless discussion of "The Relationship" becomes painfully tedious
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