Findings:

• this writeup made me hungry like DAMN so I'm chinging it!
• I was raised on red pepper and blood. I am so hot if you strike me I will light like a match.
• Been Brown So Long, It Looked Like Green to Me: The Politics of Nature
• All my friends are nonconformists. They all dress like me.
• speak to me, long-dead sage; tell me what your afternoons were like
• Gosh! That single kiss made me feel like I'm charged up with the power of a million exploding suns!
• Loves me like a bottle
• So - you've been making love to me ten thousand miles away - how tantalizing.
• The annoying kid told me to kick him so I did
• My Snuffleupagus smells like CK One. This does not disturb me.
• Boy meets me, boy becomes infatuated with me, boy realizes I take up space, boy runs like hell
• So, what's the problem with me?
• Promise me disappointment so I can stop holding out for glory.
• So then I tried staring into the abyss, but it got distracted by a weasel and ditched me
• I feel disillusionment creeping up on me like the day after a 21st birthday. A deep sigh of shallow disappointment.
• Bleed Like Me
• Tell me what God is like, cause I'm starting to forget
• treat me like a woman
• Tell me what you don't like about yourself.
• I really miss the woman who told me that people don't like me
• She is lobbing rainbows at me from across the room and I am swallowing them like fear.
• I've read books so I know things that sound like they could be true
• You're like a brother to me
• When I was little my mother told me not to sit close to the T.V., so when I was six I did.
• So help me God
• You like hanging out with me. Dontcha?
• Everything Quest: You kids stop your fighting or I will turn this car around so help me God
• You haven't seen it and you don't understand. I have malice. I have cruelty. The little fire that's always been inside me isn't so little anymore.
• i require so little to sustain me
• He made me promise I would do this when I was next sad. So I promised myself I would not be sad again.
• Hello, I take Zoloft. I am so gloriously mentally ill! You will love me, yes?
• Would you like to see me masticate?
• So charmingly heathen, your skin is like a teardrop on a popsicle
• Don’t worry, this is only a costume that makes me look like an adult
• Never felt so much like singing the blues
• I am going to rewrite you so that I can still like people.
• blow me
• Black Like Me
• he looks a little like you... so i would rather talk about other pretty girls
• I like you. Why are you so weird?
• There must be something terribly wrong with me. Sometimes I feel like I haven't learned anything.
• i like the treetops, cause they're reaching just like me
• Like sands through the hourglass, so are the days of our lives.
• What it's like to be in love
• Blow me down!
• treat me like your sex doll
• She axed me, so I jus' toad 'er
• So much it scares me
• Excuse me, may I blow your mind?
• Stab me again. It never felt so good to bleed.
• feline allergies
• Me So Horny
• It wasn't so much a trip down memory lane as it was me carjacking someone's memorymobile and speeding off down the freeway, but I digress.
• I didn’t know why it took girls so long to do their makeup until someone showed me how to dismantle the patriarchy with an allen wrench and a roast chicken ballotine.
• The existence of my reality is so oppressive on me
• one kiss: bad for me, but i give in so easily. i'm weak.
• me so cute (user)
• So Sue Me
• Why is everybody exactly like me?
• When you blow out like a dead star
• I like you; do you like me?
• Look siad me Be like me
• So is this, like, artistic or slutty?
• Walk Like Me
• My Company Likes Me
• Talk to me like the rain and let me listen
• There are a million girls like me out there
• Every time I see a dead fish that isn't, I think of you. Happiness keeps washing over me like a wave. What do I do with it all?
• 1,340,666 women just like me
• You walk through my walls like a ghost on tv. You penetrate me.
• She told me I looked like a Henry, and this is how she would know me
• You like me, you really like me!
• I remember books being like air and food and water to me
• I used to like it, but it makes me sick to the stomach
• Weather can be pretty, yet so damaging. Sort of like some men I know
• Women only like me for my mind
• So the Wind Won't Blow It All Away
• You like me in all the wrong rooms
• So her hat does not blow away
• I like the city, but the city doesn't like me
• I've never felt so at peace. Like coming home.
• I would like for you to make your arms for me the way you make your bed for you
• Hold Me Like You Need Somebody
• My Daddy used to make me run in rain like this
• Fuck Me Like You Mean It
• A Doll Like Me
• I don't know why but I always love episodes without words. like just something about them makes me feel calm or something..
• It seemed so real, to me these are more than wasted days
• So I was balls deep in the guy's ass that night when he turns to me and asks for a kiss. Damn. What a fag.
• I'm so sorry my brain works that way
• I'm so shallow, a new t-shirt makes me happy
• Who the heck wants to look like an old lady? Pick me, pick me!
• This silence, it hurts me, just so you know
• so save me (user)
• Movie trailers are not effective as advertising
• Put That Thing Back Where it Came From or So Help Me
• Discover me so by faint indirections
• You were always so good to me
• Lady Evolution, why have you wronged me so?
• You're so beautiful you wake me in my sleep
• a grief so strong I thought it would crush me there
• Blow me Sideways on Thursdays: Male Psyche in the Era of Feminism
• I hope they kill me while I'm standing here, so I can die happy.
• It's just the three of us - you, me, and all that stuff we're so scared of
• spectres tell me your secrets so I might become a champion
• You asked me to leave. So I did.
• please come stay with me in the forest so at least i have one person with whom i have no secrets
• I want the stars so bright they make me breathless
• my insides are like lava. let me warm you. I will envelope all of you
• I like you. Now let me tell you all my flaws.
• Like minded so you must be crazy
• Nothing fills me with dread quite like a mushroom
• Fuck me like you fucked that horse
• I'd like to thank God for allowing me
• I would love for you to come to me with Christmas lights around your head, late night like a ghost
• I don't like her because she won't like me
• You meant for this node to be read by me, and I would like to respond
• I'm good enough, I'm smart enough and doggone it, people like me!
• Our obsessions almost killed me, but now here we are, talking like normal human beings
• Someone takes care of me and I squirm like I'm caught in a lie
• Do you like me?
• Places a local (like me) would take you to in New Orleans
• Will Ya Ride Me Like A Monkey Missus? : An Anglo-Irish E2 Get-Together
• Don't make me angry, you wouldn't like me when I'm angry
• Dude, check me out. I'm like a little otter, a sexy little otter!
• Dead Like Me
• Looking like a pirate is fun but only having one eye annoys me
• Republican Like Me
• He brings me books like flowers
• His name came up like a match on wooden me
• Huddled shoulders and bent backs, like so many shadows
• Smells Like al-Qaqaa
• Let me tell you what a splash of cold water feels like
• I could use a muse like you to amuse me
• Somebody Up There Likes Me
• the sky above me like a full recovery
• I would like for love not to kill me, please
• It's not so much that I like him as a person God, but as a boy he's very handsome
• violence comes to me like a second nature
• unfinished (like me)
• It is safe to say that I'm going to get my payback if he is anything like me.
• so i heard you like mudkips
• On what it is like to be so crazy you can't sleep
• scattered like so many fallen rose petals
• So I'm wrestling with the demoness while the priest is trying not to soil his vestments, and Faust is just sitting there like an idiot
• They made the sunrise for people like us just so we have an excuse for why we're still up.
• sometimes it feels like the world is trying to tell me to wake up
• like you love me
• does this writeup make me seem like an asshole?
• Creeps Like Me
• I'm happy but you don't like me
• Recipe for Tomato Soup, unless you're like me, in which case it's a recipe for tomato stew
• You'd better quit sticking your thumbs in your belt loops like that. You're giving me bad ideas.
• Sex and death have both spat me out like spoiled milk for the same reason. I was not afraid.
• Dude, check me out. I'm like a little auditor, a sexy little auditor!
• Broken like me
• doesn't look like anything to me
• want me like time
• evil, like darkness, is not so much an entity unto itself as an absence of its counterpart
• She hit me like thunder, and I had to lie down until I could breathe again
• eyed me like a female mantis
• Do you know what it is like to be alone among so many?
• Oh, look at me, I'm so drunk
• Don't stand so close to me
• the space was filled with love like light and that made me shine as well
• Everyone Who Pretended To Like Me Is Gone
• Show me dear Christ, thy spouse so bright and clear
• I'm so toasty, you could spread jam on me
• it wouldn't be so bad if people like you would have become ghosts too
• "You've never danced with anyone like me before," the angel and the devil said to one another.
• He Never Told Me My Eyes Were Like Diamonds
• Nobody likes me, everybody hates me, think I'll go eat worms

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