Findings:

• when I am King, we will have no such things, but, my lads, if the old king my father were dead, we would be all kings.
• I may be young, but I'm not naive
• I may be lying in the gutter, but I am looking up at the stars
• You may be a noder, but you ain't no dancer
• I'm No Fool
• Any fool with a dick can make a baby but it takes a real man to be a father
• I may be a trenchie bitch, but you forget we wear combat boots!
• On two concert, I'm shootive collective photo but small, fat, bald headed technologist be insane
• My life may no longer be my own
• He may be a son-of-a-bitch, but he is our son-of-a-bitch
• Men may cry "Peace! Peace!" but there is no peace
• Spikey the Werm may be a Werm, but he's got quite an imagination nonetheless!
• I may be cold and calculating, but that doesn't make me a computer
• The body's alive, but no head. I'm having a lot of trouble accepting it.
• I'm not really okay with being hated for what I am. It's hard to take. But it's still better than being loved for something I'm not.
• I may never be queen, but you will never break me
• English may be a "living language," but Latin is not -- so get it right.
• I keep thinking I'm so tough but I rarely care enough to prove it. So am I really tough then? Or does every dog just have its day?
• I don't want to be a weeping mass of emotion, but I am
• I am no doubt moving. The question now is not where, but how. My life changes everyday. Big deal.
• Ain't what I'm gonna be, ain't what I wanna be, but lord thank you I ain't what I used to be.
• She may be pretty and have more money than me but she doesn't write songs about you.
• Starving in the greenhouse
• I may not know anything but I know I'm not American
• I am Human, and I Need to be Loved.
• You may think I'm lying, but it's true
• I am just going outside and may be some time.
• My skin will remember your skin, but I will no longer know. I will be a ghost forever
• I'm no better off with a car than I am without one
• 'C' may be for cookie, but that's not good enough for me, dammit!
• This Star Wars sheet may be worth something, but I just need a tablecloth
• I'm straight, but you might be the one
• I ought to be grateful, but instead I'm angry
• Your heart may be broken, but the world still rotates my dear friend
• But, my dear sir, if you educate them, they will no longer be Baptists
• It ought to be broad daylight, but the shadow that envelops the story shows no signs of brightening
• A kiss may not be the truth, but it is what we wish were true
• I'm no fucking Buddhist, but this is Enlightenment.
• Often I feel like I am just shouting my observations into a raging storm and no one hears
• Many girls want to be carnal with me because I am such a premium dancer.
• No One Here Is Ever Going to be President: Noders raise things in the city where things fall down
• I am nothing but my sins
• Correct me if I'm wrong, and if I am, I'll eat a bug
• But I don't want to be Princess Leia!
• Aspects of American society that may be new to you
• I am the red, the white, & the blue. No man cometh to freedom except through me.
• It's not that we're more attractive in the darkness or that one of us may be drunk
• Hot pursuit
• Aspects of Finnish society that may be new to you
• When the aliens attack my workplace, I'm going to be so damn READY
• So runs my dream; but what am I?
• You're too good to be human
• That'd be the butt, Bob
• I will make him promises, but not ones I am afraid to break
• No one can be unhappy with a fresh box of crayons
• What would existence be like for a child born with no senses?
• Choose your next witticism carefully Mr. Bond; it may be your last
• Rebeca Martinez
• Not to die but to be reborn...
• Am I hurting anyone if I'm rich?
• I am an adventurer not by choice, but by fate
• I am more than the impulse to be seen
• I know you're up there. I am but a discontented symbol birthed from the blood of your terrible pen.
• I am no longer the foolish young man I once was
• I know I am but summer to your heart,
• what it takes to be a fool
• If we define things as unreal, they may still be real in their consequences
• now that I am no longer
• I'm trying to see little old ladies as versions of my mom; it helps me be a better person
• Think no more, lad; laugh, be jolly
• Reasons why your chain may be falling off your bicycle
• Look, I don't mean to be an asshole or anything, but...
• This poem can be put off no longer
• I am in love with so much more than your body heat, but let's start there
• May the world be a better place when I wake up
• It is not our noise at all, but we are lucky to be listening
• I'M GUNNA BE WICKED RETAHDED: Come for the scenery, stay for the BAP (another E2 nodah pahty)
• OMG!!1 I'M GUNNA BE WICKED RETAHDED AGAIN
• It is better to be thought a fool
• Be that as it may
• May the wine be sweet. May the stories be heard. May the future bring me home.
• If ifs and ands were pots and pans there'd be no work for tinkers
• Don't be an IM phantom
• There will be no more stories to read
• Aspects of American society that may be very familiar to you.
• An apocalypse is no time to be wearing a ballgown.
• I may not be unbreakable
• may you be granted a purple robe
• no more stupid, i am full
• I am but higher
• I am a mathematician, but I am also an artist
• I am a stranger. I come in peace. Take me to your leader, and there will be a massive reward for you in eternity.
• I am afraid to write tonight, but I must.
• and am happily disturbed by no passions
• I am built to ignore hard truths and keep dreaming. That's what it is to be me.
• Well if it's gonna be THAT kinda party, then I'm gonna stick my dick in the mashed potatoes!
• There shall be no more cakes and ale?
• Sometimes I am embarrassed to be Christian
• May the Force be with you
• Warning signs that your child may be a Goth
• When I have Fears that I may Cease to Be
• Be human
• How precious can human life be? There are six billion people on the planet!
• The guy who may as well already be dead and therefore doesn't care about the consequences of his actions and is able to move with perfect freedom for the remainder of what will likely be a tragically short life
• Be Somebody or Be Somebody's Fool
• I will go. I shall go. I'll see where the end may be.
• I'm Gonna Be (500 Miles)
• I like electronic music, but I am not a raver.
• Reasons why I am ecstatic to be alive right now
• They try to be quiet but you know they are there with their weird coppery breath.
• Now he can be loved. Now he is no more.
• My cat may be the anti-Christ... what else is new?
• After this, everything got louder and no one could be heard
• I'M GUNNA BE WICKED RETAHDED: Come for the scenery, stay for the BAP (another E2 nodah pahty) - II
• If you meet a strange, confident woman, she may well be a witch
• World peace is a beautiful dream that will never be achieved by the human race
• Art is whatever makes you proud to be human.
• This Train Will Be Taking No Passengers
• Making a fool of myself must be a hobby, I do it so frequently
• There has to be a better way to make human beings
• I'm not doing it just to be weird
• Fishing may be painful
• In such bounty there can be no shortage
• don't be a fool, it's nineteen-ninety-five, the girls are just friends
• All that I am and ever want to be
• Spiral, spin, ride the whirlwind, knowing when the drumming stops, there will be no second dance
• We couldn't be anywhere else but here
• Sorry, but I AM my fucking khakis
• I am not ashamed to be a consumer
• Results not typical. Mileage may vary. You may be a woman.
• Why I am no longer a journalist
• I'm claiming the right to be unhappy
• I am no poet
• Sometimes, when I am looking, no one is beautiful
• no more bitter. i am full.
• I am many things, but I am not that strong
• I am no longer an EDB refugee
• i know you are but what am i
• I am hoping for a hell deep enough to hold me. I am hoping for no way out.
• I know you are, but what am I?
• I'm a nice guy...really, I am
• The bastards hung me in the spring of '25, but I am still alive.
• It will be good when I am leader
• I am no prophet
• Dammit, I am so sick of reading about other noders enjoying human companionship
• I was once smaller than a jellybean, but now look at me - I am macroscopic!
• I am but a moth before your flame
• I am writing you at dawn, on a train headed west, a farewell letter to be mailed at the first transfer station, before I head off into parts unknown.
• I am afraid to breathe or shut my eyes but I do both.
• i carry a deep sadness of the past, perhaps always. but i am here for the present and the future. i am here for you.
• as you get older, a lot falls away. but i am not here to tell you not to worry. i am here to give you tools.
• I am prepared to be just as mysterious as you
• I'm not a monster, Tom. Well, technically I am. I guess I am.
• Am am no prophet
• Eat, drink, and be merry, for tomorrow you may die
• What am I doing here when I could be swimming with the dolphins?
• WARNING: Noders May Not Be What They Seem to Be
• they tell you to be your true self. to never give up on who you are. they don't know who i am.
• No one can be totally logical
• I'm going to be a Dad
• If everyone had a flower instead of a gun, there would be no more war
• I am not cynical enough to be considered an intellectual
• You might be on a diet but you can still look at the menu
• What it means to be a human and what are we worth?
• I don't trust your seemingly innocent motives (this may be my last meal)
• Your e-mail client must be this secure before you may ride the internet
• i am a human being. nothing human is alien to me.
• Your anti-religious stance may be confusing the organization of religion with religion itself
• I'm not even supposed to BE here today!
• asking only to be stared into, offering no reward
• If I am doomed to sweat my ass off in my own apartment, I feel better if I'm blasting music
• I'm going to be a programmer!
• I'm gonna be sad and then I want you to make me laugh
• I always knew I would have a 21st birthday but I never thought I'd be 21
• Tell me what I'm supposed to be feeling
• i am no one (user)
• I am capable of poetic language, but not always of poetry
• How to be a moron in any city but Baltimore
• I'm dreaming it so it must be true
• Rules by which a great empire may be reduced to a small one
• Whatever you do will be insignificant, but it is very important that you do it
• Don't want to be lonely no more
• No threat should be taken lightly
• Meditation I: Of the Things which may be brought within the Sphere of the Doubtful
• You find yourself being chased not only by the bad guys, but also by what should be the good guys

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