Here's the stuff we found when you searched for "I mean, seriously, when I took my husband to the urologist's office the walls weren't covered in stylized paintings of sperm"

• When the jungle took the city back
• painting walls
• When Walls Become Tables
• Walls Covered in Blood
• I'd rip the curs-ed phone from the wall if it weren't sitting on a table
• What people really mean when they say "Justice for X"
• Hanging paintings on burning walls
• What to do when your husband comes home
• When Neutral Point of View Means Repeating the Ludicrous
• Why I seriously considered jumping in front of a train when a British girl used the word "cheeky" seriously
• When did you realise you really weren't going to realize some of your dreams?
• When the walls go down
• When first my way to fair I took
• Well, when the president does it that means that it is not illegal.
• Babysitting a gigantic five year old
• You say "the internet" but you mean "the world wide web"
• The exact moment when I ceased to take my education seriously
• Pompeian wall paintings
• When something means nothing and nothing means everything
• i took anything too seriously; i regret that i did not
• When the roof is caving in and the walls are crumbling and you sit back and realize it's beautiful
• What it means to live "in the city" when you live in New Orleans
• At night, when we walked by the wall, the world seemed to fall down before us - the whole, far-off, dirty world.
• When I am pinned and wriggling on the wall
• When you call a girl beautiful, what does it mean?
• When they say "Gotta have it!" they mean it!
• When life gives you lemons, suck on them. Seriously, lemons taste awesome.
• Too many people say nothing when they mean "I love you"
• Using "Open Source" when you mean "Collaborative"
• When words mean too much
• What did you mean when you said...
• Ecological vs. environmental
• Stop saying "religion" when you mean "a particular religion about which I'm bitter"
• When people say "All-American", they seldom mean me.
• Too many people say "I love you" when they mean "I like you"
• Right-wing doesn't automatically mean racist
• Chocolate Covered Cherry
• covered in blood
• Why are statues covered more thoroughly with bird shit than the other places in cities?
• Covered in snow
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• Wax-covered cheese
• Two old friends meeting on a mist-covered bridge
• Covered Bridges Half Marathon
• chocolate covered gummi bears
• Covered Market
• Chocolate covered strawberry
• Four blocks of power lines covered with birds
• covered bridge
• Morning dew covered the park and all its benches
• Speculative bangs covered her eyes
• Covered Interest Rate Parity
• How do you take your dreams? Shattered, scattered, covered, or raw?
• covered with minute grains, appearing like a fine sand
• husband
• Husbands
• trophy husband
• The vanity of a woman demands that a man be more than a happy husband
• Don't kill your invisible husband to see what he looks like or you'll sob your heart out. But don't worry about the millions of invisible men coming to attack your village because they won't kill you if you don't know how to fight them.
• Having a Microsoft husband
• The cheating husband problem
• That's no woman, that's my husband
• The Hairdresser's Husband
• How to cook a husband
• To My Dear and Loving Husband
• The Proper Care and Feeding of Husbands
• Rick Husband
• My Husband is a Spaceman
• I set my sister up with her husband, and all I got was this great dress and a trip to Hawaii
• Kill Husband: Comparing Marge Piercy and Kate Chopin
• My Favorite Husband
• house husband
• The Husband’s Message
• Your husband was a great man
• Your Dad's Husband (user)
• A rich woman who hated worms, a lawyer, and my husband's memories
• Explaining emphysema to a mostly deaf husband with Alzheimer's
• A Thousand Ways to Please a Husband
• by any means necessary
• No visible means of support
• Working does not mean thinking
• The ends justify the means
• Knowing doesn't mean so much
• Intelligent design doesn't mean perfect design
• Root Mean Squared
• You're a Mean One, Mr. Grinch
• Saying what you don't mean
• Greenwich Mean Time
• None of this will mean a thing in 100 years
• Mean Streets
• mean streak
• mean scorfer
• Mean Joe's Greenes
• Meta means Esc
• How can I help but use your eyes as a means for self-asphyxiation?
• no means no
• The fact that you make no sense doesn't mean you're an artist
• Big brothers are mean
• Just because you can do something doesn't mean you should
• Guns kill. Knives kill. Rocks kill. Doesn't mean they're all the same.
• What does it mean to be religious?
• Saying what you mean, meaning what you say.
• How I then tried to diffuse the Theory of Three Dimensions by other means, and of the result
• Men's guide to what a woman really means
• Home Means Nevada
• What homophobia really means
• ...if you know what I mean and I think you do
• Holy shit, you mean I'm not invisible?
• what a new pair of jeans can mean
• Just because you should do something doesn't mean you can
• I enjoy slacking. Does that mean I'm going to Hell?
• On the Origin of Species by Means of Natural Selection
• Holding up a mirror to a little bird is mean
• What it means to be a human and what are we worth?
• What Names Mean
• Biological does not mean genetic
• Mean Machines
• The Doctrine of the Mean
• Absolute power means absolute boredom
• It Don't Mean a Thing (If It Ain't Got That Swing)
• What "I love you" doesn't mean
• I realize that just because I like something a lot, it doesn't mean it is of high quality
• Precedent Means Nothing These Days
• I mean these words come out of him like the right music
• Look, I don't mean to be an asshole or anything, but...
• Just because you both have the same problem does not mean you are one another's solution
• i like it when we talk about the deep stuff
• Erewhon : Chapter XX - What They Mean By It
• What RU-486 means to me
• The mean reds
• Wearing nice underpants does not necessarily mean it's a date
• Logarithmic mean
• Mean Guns
• Mean Mike (user)
• It's mean to hide a kitten in a puppy's butt
• Close doesn't mean minimize
• What leaning means to men
• Now your songs mean what they were supposed to from the beginning
• Love means never having to say you're sorry
• Micro-Sleeps means Micro-Dreams
• Mean Motion
• Mean Anomaly
• Happy Discover Card! er, ..I mean New Year!!
• Just because you can make music doesn't mean that you should
• Laughing at what we call cloudbursts and showers and drizzles; knowing these are not subtle enough to mean anything about what comes from the heavens
• live below your means
• NCC
• When you know things are just meant to be
• no mean feat
• Eating one cheeseburger does not mean an agreement to eat five
• Likewise, I Mean
• Red means STOP in Beaverton
• The Aims and Means of the Catholic Worker
• We Didn't Mean To Go To Sea
• Wherefore does not mean where
• Just because I like ballet it doesn't mean I'm a poof
• Mean Yob
• mean free path
• The fact that you don't understand this doesn't mean it isn't art
• Gong-Ren Means Worker
• Becca makes a mean cookie
• If you really mean it, set yourself on fire
• Mean value theorem
• I married him because he was not mean
• golden mean
• What the 'R' next to your SAT score means
• What Freedom Means
• K Means
• silver mean
• What the contents of your bookshelves mean (to me)
• arithmetic mean
• geometric mean
• harmonic mean
• On the Origin of Species by Means of Natural Selection : Introduction
• On the Origin of Species by Means of Natural Selection : Chapter I-A
• On the Origin of Species by Means of Natural Selection : Chapter I-B
• On the Origin of Species by Means of Natural Selection : Chapter I-C
• On the Origin of Species by Means of Natural Selection : Chapter II

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