Findings:

• I'm dreaming it so it must be true
• Dude, check me out. I'm like a little otter, a sexy little otter!
• Dude, check me out. I'm like a little auditor, a sexy little auditor!
• I'm so goddamned cruel to you. But you'll never know
• Encyclopedia Brown taught me everything I need to know about opening doors
• one kiss: bad for me, but i give in so easily. i'm weak.
• This silence, it hurts me, just so you know
• Oh, look at me, I'm so drunk
• I'm so toasty, you could spread jam on me
• I'm so shallow, a new t-shirt makes me happy
• I didn’t know why it took girls so long to do their makeup until someone showed me how to dismantle the patriarchy with an allen wrench and a roast chicken ballotine.
• Woman's so hot I want to cry
• I'm so sorry my brain works that way
• this writeup made me hungry like DAMN so I'm chinging it!
• I'm Harriet Harman, you know where you can get me
• I was raised on red pepper and blood. I am so hot if you strike me I will light like a match.
• I hope they kill me while I'm standing here, so I can die happy.
• They hate me because I'm beautiful
• I'm so pissed I can't stand up
• Take me drunk, I'm home
• The thing your aunt gave you which you don't know what it is
• I'm happy but you don't like me
• I may not know anything but I know I'm not American
• I'm white, upper-middle-class in the richest country in the world-what need have I for God?
• You nature lover / you country punk / you bowl me over / I'm not that drunk
• Correct me if I'm wrong, and if I am, I'll eat a bug
• I asked a friend to draw me, and I'm scared of what I'll see
• I know I have been dreaming
• Conrad wants to know what I have been dreaming. This might get complicated.
• Da Ya Think I'm Sexy?
• The world is bleak and horrible and depressing, so I'm going to set it on fire and laugh
• Do you love me now, Daddy? Do you think I'm pretty?
• You, smoking a cigarette, and me dreaming of stars
• So Much for Dreaming
• I'm a cynical bastard because I care so much, dammit
• You beat it in me, that part of you/But I'm gonna split us back in two
• I'm awake now. You know what I'm talkin' about?
• Someone has writer's block but I don't know if I'm him right now
• If I didn't ask, I'd never know (how much you hate me)
• I saw him lying there leaving me, and I did not know
• "I don't know if you are trying to upset me"
• I'm taking all I have to take, this taking's gonna shape me
• I'm embarrassed that I know this
• It's not my fault that I'm so evil
• I'm Too Sexy
• I'm insensitive, and I don't know anything
• Women want me when I'm taken
• hot and sexy girl
• Don't touch me when I'm on a boat
• Someone takes care of me and I squirm like I'm caught in a lie
• I'm waiting for what will make me stand still the rest of my life
• I don't need to read, I'm a writer
• Goddamnit, man, it's like this shit knows what I'm fucking thinking
• The sheer fact that I'm in a developing country should make me a better person, yes?
• Don't make me angry, you wouldn't like me when I'm angry
• I would've taken an axe to it, but I'm pretty sure the dryad would have pulverized me
• I'm beginning to think that nothing I think or say makes sense to anyone but me
• Strike me down - I'll be everything I'm not
• You know the little things about me that would sing in the silence
• You so truly know your inner plankton, it is a revelation
• You don't even know the meaning of the word committed. I'm Andy Kaufman, motherfucker. I will die on this hill I made, in this battle I started, for this prize I already own.
• I'd dance forever if they'd let me, you know
• All I Ever Really Needed to Know I Learned in the Dot-Com Apocalypse
• Almost everything you need to know about trail riding
• Don't rush me, I'm fragile
• She asked me to stop dreaming of death
• Dreaming of hot air ballooning
• I know more when I'm alone
• Don't get me wrong - I'm a feminist
• Tell me what I'm supposed to be feeling
• I am built to ignore hard truths and keep dreaming. That's what it is to be me.
• Don't touch me when I'm screaming
• I need to hold your hand. I'm getting numb.
• I know what I'm talking about
• I'm not in love, set me free
• I'm trying to see little old ladies as versions of my mom; it helps me be a better person
• haylee is so hot (user)
• I'm good enough, I'm smart enough and doggone it, people like me!
• America stop pushing I know what I'm doing.
• I suggest you dance. If you need a reason, I'm sorry.
• Kiss Me, I'm Chris
• Get Me Away From Here, I'm Dying
• I was so much older then, I'm younger than that now
• I'm changing the climate! Ask me how
• I'm so glad I'm no longer alone
• I'm so worldly, I shit globes
• It's not red nailpolish I'm wearing; I went hunting today, so this is the proof.
• So I'm wrestling with the demoness while the priest is trying not to soil his vestments, and Faust is just sitting there like an idiot
• Shag Me, I'm Famous
• I'm so sorry. I just couldn't not.
• You Burn Me Up I'm a Cigarette
• I know I'm not very good at this. I don't want to be better.
• I'm burning too brightly, begging you to smother me.
• This is how it appears on Wikipedia and they tend to be somewhat anal about grammar, so I'm trusting this is correct
• They think I'm crazy, but I know it's real
• Notice Me, I'm Here
• That man has writer's block but I don't know if I'm him right now
• i'm not a creep. i'm not a weirdo. i know exactly what i'm doing here. i belong here.
• the struggle continues, but at least i know i'm not alone
• There's so much to think about. I'm getting distracted.
• Don't Hug Me I'm Scared
• But I'm a good person! Yeah great you wanna help me with this or what?
• i'm afraid i will have to request that no one have the name "john" ever again. Existing "johns" will need to change their names.
• You Know What I'm Sayin'
• Need To Know
• I'm not going to simplify things just so they can fit inside your mind. You don't deserve that.
• Know me better, and love me better
• Kirby G6
• By the way, she has a penis; just so you know.
• Do you know me?
• I keep thinking I'm so tough but I rarely care enough to prove it. So am I really tough then? Or does every dog just have its day?
• They Know Me
• You know to me she's but a fetish
• And the sad thing is, I know what's going to kill me
• What you really need to know about Everything
• Why does taking a programming class in a language you already know suck so much?
• What do you know of me, or I of you?
• I know they are watching me
• If you EVER come across an empty floor, just know that I'm gonna fuck you up.
• I remind myself I'm a married woman
• I know them by the trucks they drive, the names they call each other, the tattoos on hot, shirtless days, the music they blast after lunch, to get through the rest of the day.
• Keep quiet, cause I'm hearing your words hot on the side of my neck.
• Not so hot
• I'm a Chicken-Hawk, and I'm gonna eat me some chickens
• People are impossible. I should know; I'm one of them.
• If you don't know, I'm not going to tell you
• I'm a bloke. Shoot me.
• Don't get me wrong; I'm not a feminist
• Don't Sit Next to Me Just Because I'm Asian
• hot boy sexy (user)
• Don't miss me until I'm dead
• Look at me mammy I'm dancin I'm dancin
• A sexist joke I'm allowed to tell, due to being a woman
• I know the last digit of pi and I'm not telling
• So I'm listening to the last hole of the PGA Championship
• Maybe I'm naive but this type of website bugs me
• Aw, Mom, ya know I'm not like other guys; I'm nervous and my socks are too loose
• I'm so tough
• Heaven Knows I'm Miserable Now
• The receptionist at work knows I'm a slacker
• I just don't need help losing things; I'm good enough at that on my own
• OK, so I'm a fuckup, and it's Tuesday
• I'm just so tired of waking up all alone
• So I was cold chillin on the corner on a hot summer's day
• I'm angry, and tired, and sad, and I just don't want to deal with it right now, so fuck off
• When the aliens attack my workplace, I'm going to be so damn READY
• Love me till your heart stops. Love me till I'm dead.
• I'm the most off-beat genius you ever knew; I'm so iconoclastic I'm clastic
• No one asks me if I'm a Satanist or anything because I take the precaution of wearing a predominantly flannel and hawaiian shirt-oriented wardrobe
• I'm sorry I was speeding, officer, but I really have to get to the hospital
• Tell me what God is like, cause I'm starting to forget
• Don't Sit Next to Me, Just Because I'm Gay
• I'm so sorry
• Break me. I'm elated.
• The bullets inside are very hot. Why do I feel so cold?
• I'm a celebrity... get me out of here!
• I'm such a small thing and the sky is so big
• I'm gonna be sad and then I want you to make me laugh
• I'm up, he sees me, I'm down
• Nobody fly with me; I'm cursed
• The city knows I'm leaving
• I'm not sure I know how to neuter your cat
• And if I don't die or worse I'm going to need a nap
• I'm Just Me (user)
• Yeah, I know I'm dead;
• Gosh! That single kiss made me feel like I'm charged up with the power of a million exploding suns!
• It is safe to say that I'm going to get my payback if he is anything like me.
• finding my way back to sanity again, though I don't really know what I'm going to do when I get there
• You're A Woman, I'm a Machine
• The monster stares back at me. I'm still young enough to believe that, with the right shoes, I can outrun it.
• Don't blame me, I'm from Massachusetts
• I'm going to assume you know why that's stupid and move on
• so glad I'm not alone in my dreams
• I'm so mad to love you, and your evil curse
• I let go and now I'm holding on. I need to let go again.
• I'm lazy. It's all I know.
• Need for Speed: Hot Pursuit 2

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