Findings:

• I was hit by a train that doesn't really exist
• Never in the field of human conflict was so much owed by so many to so few
• I am surprised by the calm rationality of this node
• your chances of being killed by a frog are low BUT NEVER ZERO
• never judge a by a reading
• Seems I might have stolen the blue part of her rainbow, but all I really did was make it bigger, a way bigger blue
• Jacques Chirac was shot in the head by a fascist named Jean-Marie Le Pen
• I was Dan for fifteen minutes and I never want to be Dan again
• I never really enjoyed destroying cities
• Electronically, I was questioned by a mallard of flame…
• By evening I will have returned all traces that I was ever here
• How to really impress people using division by 7
• every secret thing was made by some one
• He comforted me when he thought I needed it, but never when I really did
• I can never be sure if it was real or just another illusion
• smiling in photographs was a concept introduced by Kodak
• By morning I will have erased all traces that I was ever here
• did i really change the way you think about everything? was it the chemicals in your brain?
• Five minutes after falling off the cliff, I realized how high it really was
• Sex with my sister was always really, really good
• I was raised by the French government
• My first and last attempt at a one night stand was raided by the police
• What was stolen by someone else
• On feeling haunted by words which were never said
• Never define your value by the scale of someone else's weakness
• When she was new, she rolled around the sky like a black umbrella blown by the wind
• I never really thought about it
• A poem for two pages of panel art for a comic that was never written
• If you become lucid, you realize history's greatest literature was being written as you read it ...by yourself.
• There was never supposed to be an Episode 7, 8, or 9
• The Epidemic That Never Was
• I learned never to empty the well of my writing, but always to stop when there was still something there in the deep part of the well, and let it refill at night from the springs that fed it.
• Tribute to the Man Who Never Was (document)
• We were never really friends
• My father's secret life was never meant to be secret
• It's never really the past; it's always a version of your own time.
• It's really very silly, I was thinking, they are all acting so weird
• "I was surprised to hear about the cat."
• Sex with my accountant was always really, really efficient
• I'm sorry I was speeding, officer, but I really have to get to the hospital
• some say he was never here at all
• I was the man who never lied. I never lied until today.
• Food which was intended as such by nature
• I was discovered by scientists, what will they call me?
• That time I was almost killed by scary cult children
• World peace is a beautiful dream that will never be achieved by the human race
• She was most amazed by the obvious, like January and the fact that I could not possibly keep her.
• There was a Man Dwelt by a Churchyard
• The German textbook that was written by Morrissey
• I was supposed to be somebody by the age of 23
• My Singing was Stolen by Whispers to a False Friend
• I Was Kidnapped By Lesbian Pirates from Outer Space
• By morning I will have erased all traces that I was ever a bear
• she was waylaid by an octopus
• That Thursday the Universe was curved in the morning and was flat again by afternoon
• Not really by the rules, but...
• You will know me by those colors, deep and bold, of the heart you never knew.
• It was too late by the time the robots came and I couldn't, I just couldn't
• The real reason pi was never calculated to a high precision in ancient times
• If I really loved you, you'd never get so close.
• I had never known someone whose death was imminent
• I was never any good at maths at school
• it was years before they met again, by chance
• She was never mine. I always shared her.
• Nostalgic for a time that I never experienced and for a person I never was
• There never was a body that gave the undertaker a tip
• I was not made for love songs, and love songs will never be made for me.
• the little friendship that never was
• No important data was harmed by the ILOVEYOU worm
• just because they never bothered to really do
• I was never broken
• My lunch money was stolen by a predatory Mars rover
• The male libido - or - How I was castrated by the 90's
• Despite her station, the quarry was never alone
• you never once told her how beautiful she was nor how much you truly loved her
• Adam really was the first man
• Why Socrates was really executed
• A Woman Who Never Was
• I never even went to Las Vegas, and all I got was this lousy t-shirt
• It was really hot, in a Silent Hill kind of way
• the horrible gift was really quite right
• What seemed like tenderness was really weakness
• I wish when I closed a book I could set it on the shelf and know it was really over
• Outside the train station she was the only person wearing an Orange raincoat and a look of surprise
• When someone was willing to drown with me, I really didn't want to drown anymore
• Was the Black Death really just Anthrax?
• we never really fight, so I don't know how this is supposed to go
• Surprised by Joy
• Maxwell was certainly not surprised
• You can never really escape the fire
• I was taken by a honeymoon scam
• Being rejected by someone you really respect
• Saved by the Bell
• Chased by bears
• by
• Down By Law
• division by zero error
• Live by the sword, die by the arrow
• Call by reference
• Some Girls Wander by Mistake
• by any means necessary
• Proof by contradiction
• Poetry written by teenagers
• The Attack by Fire
• Murder by Death
• Social behaviour is determined by reproductive success
• Guided by Voices
• money-back guarantee
• Taking Tiger Mountain (by Strategy)
• by hand
• Measuring time by setting fire to various things
• Death by Water
• seduction by grammar (user)
• Paradox by the Dashboard Light
• Man Getting Hit by Football
• alcohol by volume
• By The Light Of The Silvery Moon
• By the skin of my teeth
• Bill Gates is a character owned by Microsoft Corporation
• By the power of Grayskull!
• virgin by choice
• go by the board
• cheek by jowl
• Standing by my bed
• Go by hand
• Death By Chocolate
• RFC 602
• The set of decimal representations of numbers divisible by 17 is regular
• integration by parts
• Naughty by Nature
• inspiration by misreading
• Persecutions suffered by the Quakers
• The logical inclination to hate shoe stores: A Study In Progress By Avoiding the Unavoidable
• Baptism by fire
• trial by fire
• Please help us recover your nodes by linking their titles below
• Attack by Stratagem
• Laws Regarding Epilepsy and Driving, By State
• The Holy Quran Translated by Abdullah Yusuf Ali
• If by Dull Rhymes our English must be Chain'd
• Proof by Assertion
• See Mount Washington by canoe!
• The theory of evolution says that life originated, and evolution proceeds, by random chance
• John Cassavettes Was No Help At All
• Bhagavad-Gita - Religion by the Threefold Faith
• Bhagavad-Gita - Religion by Deliverance and Renunciation
• I can divide by zero
• case by case
• Zero divided by zero
• Sane, responsible and productive drug-user
• To be hoist by one's own petard
• Sorrow of Parting
• Real hackers start their own IRC networks so that they can't be traced by the FBI
• Every "why" question can be answered by a phrase using the word "idiot"
• How to get your ass kicked by Jackie Chan
• Technology is not the remedy for problems caused by technology
• By their fruits you shall know them
• Bird by Bird
• Paint by Numbers
• Answer to the sample paint by numbers puzzle

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