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• I was throwing around useless proverbs when all she needed was to be held and told that she was beautiful
• I Was the Girl You Were Told Not to Be
• RIT was supposed to be built in New Mexico
• i told u i was hardcore
• If ifs and ands were pots and pans there'd be no work for tinkers
• Boy, I was sure lucky to be born into the one true faith!
• The total sum of all things would be zero if it was not for love
• Where's the kaboom?
• you never once told her how beautiful she was nor how much you truly loved her
• To sit with a dog on a hillside on a glorious afternoon is to be back in Eden, where doing nothing was not boring - it was peace.
• Her self image was not the force field she imagined it to be
• Most adults forget what it was like to be a child once they hit a certain age
• what I thought was going to be a turtleneck turned out to be a dickey
• My father's secret life was never meant to be secret
• It was something that sand out while burning itself up, at the risk that nothing would be left.
• A Man Needs To be Told
• I can never be sure if it was real or just another illusion
• If this was an Olympic Sport, I'd be world champion
• Open source cars would be doing 200 mpg by now
• I'm Rudy Giuliani! I was mayor of New York on 9/11! I Should Be The President!
• I was not made for love songs, and love songs will never be made for me.
• If God was willing to let it be
• can it be that it was all so simple then
• She was too beautiful to be human
• if I could play god there'd be one less child abuser
• The cactus that told me my mom was asleep
• the god that can be killed was never god in the first place
• I used to think of sobriety as a purgatory, and that to be under the influence of drugs was relief from it. Now that I'm older I believe the opposite to be true.
• If I was a woman I'd be a feminist too
• The rock under my foot that told me I was real when I was an adult
• I was told you were very pretty
• If I were watched alone, I'd be considered insane
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• I was Dan for fifteen minutes and I never want to be Dan again
• His love was enormous; it cleared rooms that desperately wanted to be full.
• He wasn't programmed to be a tenor, he was programmed to be a physician!
• There was never supposed to be an Episode 7, 8, or 9
• I was supposed to be somebody by the age of 23
• If love was a circus, you'd be a clown
• Truth be told
• If all you did was node, your writeups wouldn't be very interesting, would they?
• If I was the ocean, what would you be to me?
• If I was any good at this, I would be getting paid
• Don't be seduced by the taco bar
• He made me promise I would do this when I was next sad. So I promised myself I would not be sad again.
• Now It Can Be Told: Devo At The Palace 12/9/88
• Religion doesn't exist just so that people can be told what to think
• The Saudis were terrified that someone was going to be a better Muslim than they were
• I was supposed to be dead when this picture was taken
• this is unlike the story it was written to be
• Could you be any more of a poseur? 'Changes' was a best-of!
• It was something that sang out while burning itself up, at the risk that nothing would be left.
• nor was there anything to be attained that you didn't already have
• The Box Said 'Do NOT Open" But The Seal Was Already Broken
• Foam on the tide is no more or less real than the sea, it simply is, was, will be
• You are a weaponsmith in an open field. You are likely to be eaten by a grue.
• this was supposed to be a parable about the power of the imagination
• This wasn't how it was supposed to be
• everyone who ever told me i was pretty was lying.
• Somebody told me a story. It was pretty but boring. It was Saturday night, my stories usually end up that way.
• I'm the only person who'd ever told him to his face he was beautiful.
• When I was little my mother told me not to sit close to the T.V., so when I was six I did.
• in a world where the bar keeps seeming to be lower, where stupidity has got a foothold, there is room for excellence and uncompromising vision
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• Mars Bar party
• biker bar
• Bob Barr
• Green Bar Paper
• chocolate bar
• bar hopping
• spacebar
• Salad Bar
• Titty bar
• cereal bar
• cookie bar
• power bar
• The Bar
• Barred owl
• Nutty Bars
• Kitchenware & Candy Bars
• snack bar
• scroll bar
• Quark's Bar
• Bend a bar over
• dive bar
• Monkey bars
• Bar Fighting 101
• whammy bar
• Drive thru daiquiri bar
• Sushi Bar
• Twelve bar blues
• Bar St. Louis
• In A bar, Under The Sea
• Dynamite Bar
• Barr
• Can you hum a few bars?
• Salad Bar christian
• wet bar
• lockdown bar
• Crossing the Bar
• Religion is a salad bar
• Hazelnut Bars
• Bars Fight
• (and it wasn’t in my time nor yet in your time: but a very good time it was for all that)
• You only live once, so eat an ice cream bar
• Temple Bar
• Parallel Bars
• The Most Expensively-Catered Bar Mitzvah Spread Wins
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• snooze bar
• Celtic culture is based on bar bets
• A Sunday night at a Bar and Grill
• Wine Bar
• stabilizer bar
• sway bar
• stabilizer bar bushing
• The Mattel and Mars Bar Quick Energy Chocobot Hour
• Ace Bar
• after-hours bar
• Drop Off Bar
• Simon Bar Sinister
• hostess bar
• Free drinks at the topless bar
• Luna bar
• Dime Bar Cake
• Barr body
• BAR (user)
• Stupid bar tricks
• Battered Mars Bar
• Religion is not a salad bar
• The Salad Bar Paradox
• Overheard in a bar
• Balance bar
• Clark Bar
• bar mitzvah
• Wonka Bar
• Ibiza Bar
• Clif Bar
• Gilberts Bar House of Refuge
• The Red Clam Bar
• 7 Bars of Rest
• 12 Bar Club
• London good delivery bar
• Whammy Bar Gargles
• Beauty Bar
• Color Bar Generator
• Goddamn yuppie chain bar
• bar stool
• ice cream bar
• Barr Pineapple
• Davenport's Piano Bar and Cabaret
• rat bars
• butter bar
• Pete's Dueling Piano Bar
• How to bend guitar notes without a whammy bar
• torsion bar
• wheelie bar
• Corona bar
• ACLU at the Salad Bar
• National Bar Association
• Date Bars
• postorbital bar
• Candy Bar Continuum
• crush bar
• Oxygen Bar
• Bar none
• 12 Bars
• Protein Bar
• sixteen bar blues
• bar tape
• Searching E2 from a Mozilla location bar
• Dano's Pizza Restaurant & Bar
• Backroom Vodka Bar
• Boomerang Billy's Beach Bar
• door bars
• 12 Bar Blues
• Multiplying using bar notation
• New Asia Bar & Grill
• Nanaimo Bar
• Mikkeli, Finland: A bar guide

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