Here's the stuff we found when you searched for "IF WE SENT IT TO THE WRONG PLACE SHRED WITHOUT READING OR YOU WILL BE STRUCK DEAD BY LIGHTENING FROM THE SKY GODS AND/OR THE ORBITING LASER HIPAA POLICE"

• Went to Coney Island on a Mission From God... Be Back by Five
• Foam on the tide is no more or less real than the sea, it simply is, was, will be
• The Tragedy of Prince Hamlet and the Philosopher's Stone, or, A Will Most Incorrect to Heaven by William Shakespeare
• Which God was cooler, the one from the Old Testament or the one from the New Testament?
• Everything Quest: You kids stop your fighting or I will turn this car around so help me God
• The Lord of the Rings IV: Stop or my Gollum will Shoot!
• Would you be more of a Jekyll or a Hyde?
• Race-mixing will happen whether or not you want it
• Wanted Dead or Alive
• Sometimes people will tell you that there are no options and they will be wrong.
• Dead or Alive Xtreme Beach Volleyball
• Passing places (or the Hebridean way of life)
• Linux would be dead without Windows
• By hook or by crook
• Shaving your nuts without permanent injury and/or accidental castration
• Economic and Social Divisions in late 19th-century America
• Are you searching to be inspired? Or are you searching to be amused, be content, be happy? What could you have been?
• Is this what I have been seeking? Or is it an echo, a remnant, a sign that I was wrong?
• You must be 18 or older to enter
• I can never be sure if it was real or just another illusion
• There was never supposed to be an Episode 7, 8, or 9
• Be there or be square
• You will be advanced socially, without any special effort on your part
• Without fear of wind or vertigo
• The sky will hold them. They will be an ocean apart.
• I will be hard and silver and pure without fear.
• i can't fit it all in but by god, i will keep trying
• These statements have not been evaluated by the Food and Drug Administration. This product is not intended to diagnose, treat, cure or prevent any disease.
• To women, to hide their teeth, if they be rotten or rusty
• Struck by lightning
• Proposed: The only way for a woman to achieve true ecstacy is to allow herself to be taken by the Goat God in the Circle of Candles on a moonless night
• The Weddings I have Performed, or Why God is Gonna Kill Me
• Be Somebody or Be Somebody's Fool
• God has power, whether or not one believes in Her/Him
• To be or not to be
• I do not like the sky night or day and keep my eyes on the yellow lines heading under the car
• “I want to make the milk,” or, More Tales from Youth
• Get off my lawn or I will grab that vacuum cleaner on your porch and set you on fire
• person, place or thing
• Without hope or agenda
• assume the Party Escort Submission Position or you will miss the party
• Navigation without map or compass
• Just Yes Or No Will Do
• I don't know why but I always love episodes without words. like just something about them makes me feel calm or something..
• I am not wrong. I will not be mended.
• The monsters of the past will be long forgotten by the time the general populace is ever forgiven
• Look, I don't mean to be an asshole or anything, but...
• what will the internet be like five hundred years from now?
• Forming a bond with someone or something can be liberating in some ways. It can be limiting in other ways, until you unbind.
• or i may simply be a single drop of rain
• judge a captain not by his shipwrecks, but by whether or not he blames the sea
• One sock on (or: Getting caught fooling around by the cops)
• Music that is either by the Sonic Youth or by some band that is ripping off the Sonic Youth, but you can't tell which
• Spider-Man: Wanted: Dead or Alive
• Whether by word or deed or thought
• if I can't be with you, then I'll write about you, or I'll write about something else
• What Weakness To Be Struck Down By A Phantom
• Lessons learned from the rap industry may or may not serve a useful purpose in everyday life
• Beyond Belief: God or the Buddha - who is the Highest? Part 2
• Thank god it's winter, or it would stink, too.
• The Scots Confession: Chapter 18
• The Prime Mover, or God
• An American in Tours
• Who is more likely to be color-blind, men or women?
• You can never be too rich or too thin
• Nicorette, or: False Gods
• make it two-ply, or I will gut you
• I hate you, or why we cannot be friends
• It's not that we're more attractive in the darkness or that one of us may be drunk
• Strange man makes permanent visit
• Your place or mine?
• Put That Thing Back Where it Came From or So Help Me
• You are judged by the God that you choose to be judged by
• Win, place or show
• socialist realism: is that Stalin with an erection or without an erection
• I need your pain or I will not live
• Battles without Honor or Humanity
• This moment will never come again. Would you rather enjoy it or complain about it?
• Stop! Or My Mom Will Shoot!
• She could not live with or without him
• As the crow flies, or as the road winds, I promise you, I will arrive
• The UK's farmers, or How to reap a profit without worrying about pesky scruples
• Most of these things I've never seen in real life. Only on screens. Or Elsewhere. I'd die without it.
• i remember reading this but i can't remember if i liked it or not
• With or Without You... but I prefer the latter
• panamaus does the Antipodes, or Get yer shorts on Sydney, there be a NoderParty!
• Want to be shot in the US or beaten in the UK?
• she's the reason the dust i finally leave will be better than the dust i came from
• Or at least it used to be
• Questions will be asked...AND DESTROYED! BY ANSWERS!
• The die is cast, you will cut the mustard or face the music
• Excluding a group based on heterosexuality, whether falsely perceived or not, is wrong
• Disengage Quickly or the Seams Will Become Transparent
• It has been claimed that some or all of this article or section is incoherent and not understandable, and should possibly be reworded if the intended meaning can be determined
• The guy who may as well already be dead and therefore doesn't care about the consequences of his actions and is able to move with perfect freedom for the remainder of what will likely be a tragically short life
• If poetry could describe the way you make me feel, poetry would be illegal. Or anyway I might get arrested.
• Is it as it is to do or is it as it is to be?
• When I rise it will be with the ranks, and not from the ranks
• Suicide is punishable by resurrection. There will be no exceptions.
• happy as a clam or a lark or as happy as Pacino can be
• Don't leave the house or you'll be shot for deserting.
• do you want to understand? or do you want to be right?
• Professor Evil, prepare to be struck down by this shovel I found over in the corner! For JUSTICE!
• ...or Not to Be: A Collection of Suicide Notes
• when I am King, we will have no such things, but, my lads, if the old king my father were dead, we would be all kings.
• Do not put this product into the rectum by using fingers or any mechanical device or applicator
• only then will we be safe from each other
• You will not reach enlightenment by reading things
• We must remember them or they cease to be.
• Swimming pool injury
• lost, or trying to be
• "What *should* we be worried about?"; or how too many cooks make a statistically average soup
• Dead or Alive
• The male libido - or - How I was castrated by the 90's
• Dead Or Alive 3
• I want to be a whale when I grow up. Or a squid.
• Or he'll just kick me in the face and scream abstract noises and dance around outside in his underwear and have sex with the neighbor's dog and try to fly by jumping off the toilet
• And You Will Know Us By the Trail of Dead
• Incarnation, a poem (or something) by polyseeme
• In the movie of his life, the part of Keanu Reeves will be played by a block of wood, and the critics will pan it for being too expressive
• When at last I found no further traces of the living or the dead, then I stopped.
• As you graduate from college, you are the most conservative you will ever be
• John's Cool Story: Tough Luck, or The Vurping from Room 2306
• The largest number that can be described in 14 words or less
• born under candlelight just from the edge of a knife, was it a life? or was it a light at all?
• Beyond Belief: God or the Buddha - who is the Highest?
• Deep Fried Foods in the Restaurant
• It's too early to talk about God, or women
• scattering, like flower petals or crowds from the sound of a gunshot
• the flecks of smoke and sparks don't conjure you back from the ground or heaven
• Are apples, or a woman, so far from your reality?
• Not from the head
• From Sidon to Tyre, or Death Surprised
• Laser Wolf the Butcher, or: Jews in Space
• Be a model or just look like one
• a conversation with this, that, or the other god
• You Better Watch Out, or the Insects Will Get You
• are you worshipping god? or are you worshipping an idea?
• Here's your chance to live through me, to right your wrongs or wrong my rights
• You will be wrong. Embrace it.
• I take a long time to ejaculate. Do I have a problem?
• Dead or Alive 2
• My country, right or wrong!
• left or right, you're both wrong
• You can't predict or control what incidents in your life your friends will remember and retell
• Invalid HTML using "li" without "ol" or "ul" tags
• I don't believe in God or the soul but these machines can make me cry
• When the log rolls over we will all be dead
• Stand back from the doors or they might kill you
• Rick Deckard, Blade Runner or unscrupulous bastard? You be the judge.
• I will REMOVE your "All your radical touching base are already occurred to the lesbian monkey puppy" philosophy on me if you don't eat my soy google balls, hatt-baby. Real or malarky?
• Every poem about thunder was written under the protection of a roof, or, at the very least, an empty sky
• I must die or be better
• How to replicate a dynamic website quickly without the source code or database
• World peace is a beautiful dream that will never be achieved by the human race
• Prodescending: Or, what is wrong with the way hippies communicate
• Will perfume or cologne make you more attractive?
• right or wrong
• Airport games that will get you arrested or beaten
• Even the dead will not be safe
• Let my armies be the rocks and the trees and the birds in the sky
• When my boat comes in, you will be the first to board
• The Bus Driver Who Wanted to be God
• And there will be whores and rumors of whores
• Those who are as a light in the darkness shall ever be troubled by moths
• I will make your oppressors eat their own flesh and they shall be drunk with their own blood like wine
• The next life will be better
• You will know your action. You are present there, not thinking of somewhere else you ought to be.
• There is some place I need to be
• If I had called you, would you still be dead?
• Questions you will be asked when you study Chinese
• The Revolution will be televised
• Oh, oh, you will be sorry for that word!
• Will the Circle Be Unbroken?
• There will never be another you
• Without users, this wouldn't be a problem
• Who Will Survive, and What Will Be Left of Them?

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